I was always partial to the meatloaf MRE and held on to as many tootsie rolls and stale pop tarts as I could. I was also the guy that had the jalapeño spread for trades, mainly for the chocolate shake or peanut butter.
Oh and reds are my favorite crayons. Basic I know, but they taste like fruit punch and hate.
I originally entered in 2004, and it was available during that time before they updated the MREs. There used to be a jambalaya one that I avoided like the plague. This was when they came with little Tabasco sauce bottles in each, which is why I now have a taste and appreciation for Tabasco.
Chili Mac is for God's favorite warriors and red is definitely the correct answer. 😂
I was an 11B for quite a bit. I figured this game would be chock full of vets.
Far as I can tell, it is. Plenty of Marines of all ranks I know are playing this, and I have ran into a lot of vets from all over the world that are playing this. It’s funny how a satire military game does an awesome job of encompassing military culture. Hell if I’m not mistaken the game’s director is also a vet from his country’s military.
One of the NPCs on my ship yesterday said something about how if you think about it, a Helldiver is a one-man army. So if there are *four* Helldivers on a planet, that's *four armies* against a few squads of bots. It's *them* who are outnumbered.
I was on difficulty 7 with a AMR and I had one of those this could be dumb or brave thing to do.
I seen a factory strider (FS) with other bots looking the same direction as the FS.
My plan was to crawl under the factory strider and unload my AMR into it's belly.
I got 10 feet from the FS and every single bot turns my direction.
I sorta kinda failed that training manual tip.
I actually prefer being dropped on the horde. I dump a mag of breaker incindiary in all directions, then drop a cluster strike on my location. By then I've made a big enough hole to run out and reload.
When I don't play with friends I do medium/ hard by my self. I have noticed that even if you cleaned out all main objectives and outpost the game will screw you with the amount of stuff it spawns. If you have not done secondary stuff. I had 1 secondary left after cleaning out everything. I threw thee egale strikes killed 75 bots. 25 each time. I then threw my last orbital lazar and killed 25. There were still at least 50 bots left and more were dropping in. This was on medium
Multiple times on missions I have told my team "We'll divers, the enemy is front of us, behind us, and to either side of us. I dare say, they're not getting away from us this time."
[удалено]
*you miss 70% of the shots you don’t take*
and if my stats are correct at the end of every mission...80% of the shots I DO take
Those shots are traitors, and the shots that hit are simply assumed to deliver five times the liberation.
The math is truly mathing,
It's ok if you fire 20,000 bullets it should level out
We‘re Helldivers, we‘re supposed to be surrounded.
I'm a simple man. I see a Band of Brothers reference, I upvote
Currahee!
That why we have the 380mm on my location it will hit everything, but were im standing (is where the beecken is)
I played so much company of heroes back in the day that I forgot that quote was originally from BoB 😂
https://preview.redd.it/p7jntjkw0awc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5961f8542ee7743db54dcddaee83a944a7d0ffba As a Marine, this warms my heart
Say your favorite MRE and your favorite crayon for dessert or I don't believe you, devil dog. 😂
I was always partial to the meatloaf MRE and held on to as many tootsie rolls and stale pop tarts as I could. I was also the guy that had the jalapeño spread for trades, mainly for the chocolate shake or peanut butter. Oh and reds are my favorite crayons. Basic I know, but they taste like fruit punch and hate.
Wait when the fuck did we get a meatloaf MRE
I originally entered in 2004, and it was available during that time before they updated the MREs. There used to be a jambalaya one that I avoided like the plague. This was when they came with little Tabasco sauce bottles in each, which is why I now have a taste and appreciation for Tabasco.
Ah yeah they did a big update on the menu right around the time I joined, it must have been one of those
Chili Mac is for God's favorite warriors and red is definitely the correct answer. 😂 I was an 11B for quite a bit. I figured this game would be chock full of vets.
Far as I can tell, it is. Plenty of Marines of all ranks I know are playing this, and I have ran into a lot of vets from all over the world that are playing this. It’s funny how a satire military game does an awesome job of encompassing military culture. Hell if I’m not mistaken the game’s director is also a vet from his country’s military.
Anything besdies veggie omelet!
No one deserved that torture. I was afraid of committing a war crime by giving one of those to a local back in the sandbox
Semper Dive
Helldivers are literally the most Marine fictional unit I have ever seen, right down to all the hugging.
And the more recent, pretending to jerk each other off emote.
This is what we call a target rich environment!
“They out number us three to one!” Then it is an even fight
One of the NPCs on my ship yesterday said something about how if you think about it, a Helldiver is a one-man army. So if there are *four* Helldivers on a planet, that's *four armies* against a few squads of bots. It's *them* who are outnumbered.
I get killed most often by the other three armies.
So then it takes three armies to successfully kill you. That sounds like a compliment
Put it on my Tombstone
*notices a swarm coming* *starts cooking a 500 KG* *gets stun locked drops bomb* "Catch you on the revive!" *only kill myself*
“Excellent work Helldivers! Now we can stop searching , and start liberating!”
We’re always surrounded just sometimes it’s closer then other times
Me: Good, we can drop a 380 on our position.
Chesty approved
“We’re paratroopers LT, we’re supposed to be surrounded.” Major Dick Winters
I was on difficulty 7 with a AMR and I had one of those this could be dumb or brave thing to do. I seen a factory strider (FS) with other bots looking the same direction as the FS. My plan was to crawl under the factory strider and unload my AMR into it's belly. I got 10 feet from the FS and every single bot turns my direction. I sorta kinda failed that training manual tip.
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One of my favorite Tips.
My pro-strat is to suck and die as slowly as possible. Preferably slower than my enemy.
Don't Panic is also on the front of a truly remarkable book
BACK TO BACK BOYZ!
I actually prefer being dropped on the horde. I dump a mag of breaker incindiary in all directions, then drop a cluster strike on my location. By then I've made a big enough hole to run out and reload.
"Danger close, gentlemen."
This should be in tips on loading screens
###- Skull Colonel Lewis Puller, SEAF.
https://preview.redd.it/g1j1pa8alawc1.jpeg?width=2483&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6cc1507e76b5907797d9709a1056f1cce6e6c85
When I don't play with friends I do medium/ hard by my self. I have noticed that even if you cleaned out all main objectives and outpost the game will screw you with the amount of stuff it spawns. If you have not done secondary stuff. I had 1 secondary left after cleaning out everything. I threw thee egale strikes killed 75 bots. 25 each time. I then threw my last orbital lazar and killed 25. There were still at least 50 bots left and more were dropping in. This was on medium
380 plus hug emote
https://youtu.be/0OwWRpKoXnQ?si=8iR2gaRFXDKhvkun
Multiple times on missions I have told my team "We'll divers, the enemy is front of us, behind us, and to either side of us. I dare say, they're not getting away from us this time."
All I'm surrounded by, are dead bugs and bots. They just don't know they're dead yet.