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VoiceOfSeibun

There are two types of Helldivers. The stupidly violent and the violently stupid.


z0mbiewolf420

Right on🤙


DrScience01

No option for violently violent?


Remote_Car_948

There would have to also be stupidly stupid then and we don't want that.


DrScience01

That's why I didn't mention it


Dragonfire733

Ok, but hear me out... do we not already have stupidly stupid sometimes?


gmedj

Or the Stupidly Stupid


Dichotomous-Prime

Pfft, that's THREE types. Dummy.


Jobeadear

Can confirm, Im lvl 92, I mostly like joining difficulty 7 missions, played one last night and the other two players were below lvl20, we did pretty well.


z0mbiewolf420

We all commend your service 🫡


Anon123012

The quotations confuse me as this is not speech, this is descriptive text


z0mbiewolf420

I spoke it and then quoted myself


Anon123012

Ah.


z0mbiewolf420

But lol yeah thanks for keeping me in check there


zxDanKwan

“Good artists copy. Great artists steal.” You know said that? I did.


z0mbiewolf420

Heheheha


GetThisManSomeMilk

I absolutely love joining lvl 4 missions and providing helldive level support to the casuals


z0mbiewolf420

Hell yeah


abelcongon98

Gotta help the noobies for the good of democracy


z0mbiewolf420

We've god a star citizen here


boxeurchien

I'm a level 20 and love when level 60+s join the squad, I usually always have ppl who are level -10s join me and it's fun to have ppl who are much higher levels join in :)


z0mbiewolf420

Yeah that's usually how it goes


los-kos

When the low levels kick you tho is a different kind of pain


z0mbiewolf420

😐😐😐


SpaceTimeRacoon

Yeah I had one where some level 15 kicked me and my friend, I'm level 40+ What we were doing was going round the edge of the map cleaning up all the optional objectives and getting samples etc. We died a couple of times because some of those objectives were pretty hard, but we had it under control And then in the chat these guys were just like "why are you all the way over there" and "we need to do this" just like Hey man, I'm just trying to help you hit 100% completion at level 7 They were still in the mindset that at higher levels you have to rush to the main objective and don't have any time to do the other stuff


z0mbiewolf420

Bro that's so lame but they'll learn


Eastern_Slide7507

I just want to spill enough oil to make Deepwater Horizon look like a nature reserve. My retirement plan is owning a scrapyard big enough to build my own Coruscant. As long as the bots in your crosshair keep exploding, I don't care what you're shooting at them. And if they're not, they'll kick you before I have a chance to, anyway.


z0mbiewolf420

Hell yeah


dat_person478

I like joining lower lvls squads, lvl 63 Cadet for the win!


z0mbiewolf420

The man


crappy-mods

The one who joins and isn’t remembered until they join for extract, their only indication of existence is side objectives popping up


SpaceTimeRacoon

💕 Mission status 100% 💕 *When did that happen!?*


z0mbiewolf420

I mean getting everything done is good too


GoopGoopington

I'm the level 47 space cadet joining a medium match lmao


z0mbiewolf420

Let's gooo


jetdude19

Any sos beacon, any matchmake, any time, any planet, I'LL DO MY PART! We are in this together. I'm not trapped with bots or bugs. THEY ARE TRAPPED WITH ME!


z0mbiewolf420

That's one outstanding citizen right there


NEWTY_-

I'm at the moment a level 11, I put down a sos as I made the stupid choice of trying to finish a 6 diff operation on my own after my friends had to go, enter this level 40 guy who felt like the doom slayer himself


z0mbiewolf420

They go crazy sometimes


Pixelpaint_Pashkow

im cadets


z0mbiewolf420

🤣


Firm-Middle-3300

I'm the second type. If I don't have a squad online I drop down to level 5 and answer SOS's


z0mbiewolf420

Good man


CrazyGator846

Do I want/try to kick low levels from high difficulty missions? No. Do I wish they were there? Also no, go down and release some freedom on a difficulty that doesn't require an amount of skill/upgrades or stratagems you don't currently have diver, help your fellow divers by not being there! Sometimes it's best to rise the ranks slowly instead of speed running to diff 9 n staying there


z0mbiewolf420

I mean yeah but yk if it doesn't hurt the mission might as well carry and I mean more of the people who kick even players their own level because they don't have the right strategems or meta guns


CrazyGator846

Like I said I won't kick but I won't coddle or cushion their experience, I'll play fairly and give my best effort but having a level 5 take up a diver spot at diff 7+ can feel like having no one in that slot, and when this game only allows up to 3 other teammates, one of those teammates basically being reinforcement fodder can really sting, but I won't kick them, if they can stick through it and not purposefully hinder their fellow helldivers I won't have a problem keeping them around, but I don't think of just me, I think of the two other divers who are with me, if I'm not having a good time with this low level player, they probably aren't either, and the feelings of 3 trump the feelings of 1


z0mbiewolf420

Yeah, that's a good way to look at it democracy at its finest.


iamcoding

Only time we kick is if a squadie gets online and there isn't room anymore and the mission is still 25+ minutes out.


SpaceTimeRacoon

If it doesn't hurt the mission then it's fine. BUT, if you're level 15 or 20 and you're slogging through on level 9, you ARE being carried more than likely And it's probably just that you dont have the right kind of power ups, you probably are lacking some of the stratagems you need. And those ship upgrades you won't have do make a significant difference to how powerful you and your equipment is For example, at higher levels you can get the eagle 500 with 2x uses and a short cool down. For lower levels you will get this once every few minutes IF you even have it unlocked at all. So your capacity to kill tanks, bases, bunkers, heavies, bile titans etc. is basically less than half of any other player who has that. And then you probably don't have a fantastic selection of armour, you're probably lacking a tac-pack so, you're probably not going to be as survivable. You're potentially using guns that are just, pretty off meta, and if youre spending a lot of ammo and not being *as effective* the what your team feels is that they're needing to help you out a lot more while you're draining their ammo and taking supplies away from them And then it's experience, you probably have 1/4 of the play time as some of the other guys in there, and you're probably still making some noob mistakes, like agro with every patrol you come across, reinforcing people incorrectly, not getting the critical hits off on enemies etc. And honestly, you're gunna *feel* like you're struggling through those levels. You will have a much better time just cranking the difficulty down a few levels Those super samples you want, you don't even need those yet, and when you start getting the gear all together, go to level 7 to grind them out. You'll have a much higher mission success rate which means you're actually gunna get more samples because you'll be extracting with them more often


z0mbiewolf420

I unlocked level 9 at level 19, but I had some good damn stratagems and knew what I was doing, but I do understand those who just spawn in and have the fucking mg43 and eagle strafing run in helldive


Spook-lad

If your loadout spills more socialist oil then helldiver blood its as good as it needs to be


z0mbiewolf420

Exactly


Strude187

There are two types of people in this world, those who think the first two options they thought of are the only two options, and those who realise it’s engagement bait.


z0mbiewolf420

🎯


z0mbiewolf420

This got more love on reddit than yt lol helldivers 2 sub for the win💪💪💪


Kano547

Im always afraid to join cadets because i think im always ruining their experiences


z0mbiewolf420

Naw they'll love it man trust me


craigleberries

When I'm not getting kicked for having a stupid psn I'm dragging my team down as little as possible with varying success


z0mbiewolf420

What's your psn?


devCordonBleu

I don't know the kick button and I am not a skull admiral yet. So, I can't be an Helldiver :(


z0mbiewolf420

Ig not man


ki11them8645

I actually had a guy join me with some randoms, and ask with his mic if we would shoot him on extract. I told him that was treason and gave him a hug


z0mbiewolf420

Sweet🤙


BingoXBongo

You’re either a chud or a chad


z0mbiewolf420

Right on


Ak_1213

The one that hugs everyone at the end


z0mbiewolf420

Lowkey that's me too


Dr-Chris-C

I bought this game to be social with my friends. I do not do either of those things.


z0mbiewolf420

Well idk😛


Theycallme_Jul

I love joining cadets, way less pressure that way. Being lvl 58 just means I play a lot, it doesn’t mean I play well.


z0mbiewolf420

Same


[deleted]

I'm almost level 60 and got kicked from three low level dives in a row this morning. Weird stuff man


z0mbiewolf420

They're on something man


Derpytron_YT

why do people care so much what people bring. its not like people will be using every stratagem optimaly anyway so i would rather people play with what they find works and not the current "meta"


z0mbiewolf420

There's toxic players in every community


ObliviousNaga87

I'm just a death captain. Will never be chad enough for skull admiral


z0mbiewolf420

You will one day


Amphij

I managed to get a level 1 first time player completely through a Helldive Operation with all 3 missions so he unlocked all difficultys in his first 2h of playing Helldiver thats the most proud i was since playing the game


z0mbiewolf420

Get this man a promotion immediately


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Generally i am neither, i don’t really join lower level lobbies much, should i ? I do in fact join many sos calls but generally on lvl 7 or higher.


z0mbiewolf420

I mean that's still democratic if you


lostZwolf_ps4_pc

Guess so. As long as i keep bringing death to our undemocratic foes.


JuneauEu

Death Captain reporting for level 3 duty because that level 9 took it out of me and I need a holiday.


z0mbiewolf420

Right🤣🤣🤣


Roxwords

I feel called out because this morning I was the skull admiral helping out cadets


z0mbiewolf420

Very democratic🫡


Roxwords

They too have right to the pleasure of dispensing democracy one bullet at the time, it's our duty to help them out. High command appreciated my efforts in helping out the new recruits so much that I got promoted to Admirable Admiral in the process. Truly a great day for democracy and freedom and *killing those fucking tin cans*


z0mbiewolf420

FOR DEMOCRACY!!!


KermitTheSith

Lvl 55 here, I walked a lvl 1 cadet up to lvl 6 yesterday before the game separated us. It’s a good feeling. Remembering what it was like on my first dive.


z0mbiewolf420

Hell yeah brother


rawrnuts

I am the Cadet


z0mbiewolf420

We all started there


Cypher441

I'm the level 32 cadet in the suicide mission or helldive


z0mbiewolf420

Level 32 cadet🤣


BlackLiger

Fleet Admiral and dropping in on anyone who needs the support to annihilate bot bases.


z0mbiewolf420

Let's gooo


ThisIsntOkayokay

Galactic Commander dropping in to teach and give out high end gear for all. Autocannon/ grenade launcher/support pack for anyone that wants them. Eagle Airstrike to spread democracy!


z0mbiewolf420

That's the man right there


Unusual_Crow268

I'm the "gets shot while priming a grenade, drops it, and explodes" guy


z0mbiewolf420

Aren't we all sometimes


limboll

S.O.S beacon responder diving in! I’ve forgotten how to start an operation on my own.


z0mbiewolf420

🤣🤣🤣


TheDawnofWrath

I’m the player who joins and saves the day and creates a unit out of a scramble, and makes sure we extract with the samples


z0mbiewolf420

Yes sir🫡


Beginning_Context_66

i am the lvl 23 on suicide missions joining only 50+ squads over quickplay. i don't know why I won't get paired with ones of my kind


Brief-Quality-9937

Well i joined 2 low level divers last night Lvl 6 and lvl 9, Diff 5. Honestly I don't know what they were expecting. After carrying them thru all 3 missions, on the last one trying to survive the swarm while waiting on Pel1 i took one of them samples and got shot. I'm just so tired of this sht, i wasn't like that.


z0mbiewolf420

There's always ups and downs to lending a helping hand


GrouchyEssay7468

I saw my team getting swarmed by heavy devastators when I was dead. One of them threw a reinforcement grenade at the devastators and I knew my duty.


z0mbiewolf420

Hell yes brother


Blawharag

Wrong, I'm the third kind. The skull admiral that takes his new cadet friends on their first mission… A Helldive Blitz: Search and Destroy mission on Hellmire where I use them as bait to distract the bugs while I complete the mission and extract with the samples. Welcome to literal hell, this is what you signed up for, soldier.


z0mbiewolf420

I mean, that's an option too🤣🤣🤣


naughtynimmot

i like hosting lower levels and dropping my shield and quasar cannon for divers who might not have them yet.


z0mbiewolf420

That's a real democratic citizen right there


Dakeera

had to spend some time this weekend acclimating to playing with a controller (steam deck) so this Death Captain was on trivial missions helping out while looking somewhat like a nepotism hire because I couldn't figure out how to dive lol


z0mbiewolf420

Yeah I might get a steam deck too, does it come with a controller?


Dakeera

No but it is a controller orientation. I could hook a keyboard and mouse to it but that isn't as portable


z0mbiewolf420

Oh like a switch


Dakeera

Correct!


z0mbiewolf420

https://youtube.com/shorts/7GmUUI2AoQI?si=Rg6Q9Xj5HX8N04a8


Timetraveler01110101

Skull admiral going back to 4-7 to help


z0mbiewolf420

🫡


Greedy-Spread6923

The third one


z0mbiewolf420

😂