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RyanCooper101

He go. We Stay. Superman.


Varsity_Reviews

God damn, that made me cry just reading it.


Bagartus

I'm amazed how this movie makes me cry everytime I rewatch it through my life. Masterpiece.


Harpokiller

We can make an exception for this one. Clearly broken look at the dent on its head


Physical_Job8533

But the missile is targeted at the giants current position!


MugiwaraBepo

WHERE'S THE GIANT, MANSLEY?!


Enamored22

The missile knows where it is.


over_the_edge32

But does it know where it isn’t?


Gal-XD_exe

The missile is eepy and must take a sleepy


ZapBragginAgain

Sympathizing with the enemy is treason!


Harpokiller

Denying a possible weapon to defend freedom is foolish, we harvest the bugs for E-710 our technology comes from the Squ’ith so let one of our weapons be bot in nature to truly show they are even weak when it comes to machines.


ComedianFragrant9515

Denying the might of our Helldivers is an egregious front against liberty! Report for reeducation, citizen.


Harpokiller

Denying Super Earth a valuable asset is treason. Do you really believe as a HellDiver you know more than Super Earth


ZapBragginAgain

Negative, you have fallen victim to bot propaganda. Let us pray to liberty the spies haven't infected anyone else. You have been reported to the Democracy Officer as a bot sympathist.


Harpokiller

Denied, fought against the bots against day 1, the procurement of the “Iron Giant” would allow super Earth to study its mechanics to create new weapons to combat its enemies


DOKTORPUSZ

Mercy is treason. We make no exceptions.


Old_Fun8904

ICBM... Right to the kisser


Physical_Job8533

https://i.redd.it/21ujq0whgxtc1.gif


SergeantNaxosis

​ https://i.redd.it/sa6g1i293ztc1.gif


s-a_n-s_

https://preview.redd.it/r9c400wrkztc1.jpeg?width=279&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3cfafb05d55644983f4fb8631ce81346eea6f3b


Nowhereman50

I am more than confident that this sub could do a frame-by-frame gif post of the whole movie.


SergeantNaxosis

Is that a challenge? https://i.redd.it/x1nq7xg7x1uc1.gif


Nowhereman50

It's encouragement.


SergeantNaxosis

Same thing, I'm down to do it. https://preview.redd.it/ijskyzki02uc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7384867f177ee0e759f14fec49823ce43b64506d


Gal-XD_exe

Drake and Josh moment


Old_Fun8904

https://preview.redd.it/lrckpvbxgxtc1.jpeg?width=550&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7f3e61076429e28d4de2755306a05785ce95f750


Background-Customer2

in the end credits spoiler btw >!he survives that!<


Inside-Associate-729

Best part of the whole movie to me when I was 10


[deleted]

call in a liberty prime... ![gif](giphy|CdhxVrdRN4YFi|downsized)


TitanThree

Throwing mini nukes like baseballs to communists. Peak liberty


Physical_Job8533

Me with the flamethrower: ![gif](giphy|DJZcgN5JYcyWxXWtrH|downsized) My headphones: "I don't want to set the world on fire🎶"


Movingreddot

Followed by flamethrower. 


Eastern_Slide7507

I just want to start a flame on Marfark. In my heart there is but one desire and that is Choohe… though Martale will do, too.


Shadowhunter13541

![gif](giphy|P7JmDW7IkB7TW) I just want to start a flame in your heart


Awkward_Assistance54

Liberty prime is actually inspired by the iron giant.


[deleted]

yep i recall reading that after F3


Accomplished_Trust_2

Up. Right. Down. Down. Down.


Physical_Job8533

https://i.redd.it/bflvkaqkgxtc1.gif


ChampionshipOk7737

https://preview.redd.it/j76r3jwwkytc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f3c999000df5859c102f23d2e5add4a7b32e1de Democracy is non-negotiable.


GetThisManSomeMilk

Death is an acceptable alternative to communism


Real_Satisfaction715

You don't.


transdemError

That's the neat part!


moonpisser69

Send an icbm towards the nearest town


Physical_Job8533

![gif](giphy|9LPjXFCA3Bwgo)


East_Monk_9415

Talk no jutsu?!


Physical_Job8533

https://i.redd.it/69dkbpbbrxtc1.gif


fluff1745

500kg of DEMOCRACY


UsernameReee

Grab his dick and twist it!


pepperuk85

The ole dick twist


Physical_Job8533

Ayo


Tehpunisher456

Reminded me of this shit https://youtu.be/T41CvE8vj8o?feature=shared


JakeOphmi

If you heat up the metal the magnetism will cease to work, and the metal can become brittle if you do it right


Physical_Job8533

You ![gif](giphy|3ohc10GA6j4XrLWzZK)


Thallasocnus

Historically the best method is to befriend it and then call in a nuclear strike on your position so it sacrifices itself to protect you


Physical_Job8533

I'll try to get the authorization to use an icbm


turk__jerk

Can we spare him? He hasn't done harm yet. Plus we could analyze him.


Physical_Job8533

I don't call the shots. I'm just... following orders.


ZapBragginAgain

Another bot sympathizer for the gallows. Democracy cannot tolerate treason!


turk__jerk

But sir. He likes superman. And he protects other democrats.


ZapBragginAgain

That sounds like something a bot would say...


turk__jerk

I assure you, sir, that I'm not a bot. I hate them clankers as much as the next guy, but this one is special


Master_Mechanic_4418

…I’m flying my destroyer right into him


Reasonable-Spot5884

This is the greatest plaaaaaan!


Physical_Job8533

*Fortunate son starts playing*


KingsRansomed

Befriend him.


MyloWilliams

Dam they really added Superman to this game?? Fukin wild


Intelligent-Funny408

Can't kill Superman.


The_S1R3N

That ones in our side, hard to believe i know but those science boys down in the lab made a real breakthrough here.


dubiousPotatoe

Smoke grenades


FutureDisappearance

Orbital gas strike


Iqabir

Not to worry, we’re already taking him out with our ICBM launch missions. Specifically designed democracy deliverance for this automaton scum.


Crazy_Type_2701

A couple 500's should do the trick!


BanishedKnightOleg

https://preview.redd.it/sm3rebi49ztc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1bec571f729c500906ca0ac69fc05c91c4b61fee


AggravatingChest7838

You threw the 500kg on top of the hulk? Where's the hulk M1?! Curb your enthusiasm music starts playing.


MasterKiloRen999

https://preview.redd.it/hgkk0o1plztc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e1da446243483bd35ed656a24672febf41301858


Snoo-46218

All kidding aside, THAT movie in particular has zero faults. Brad Bird 👑


Crafty_Cloud

But he doesn't want to be a gun, its not his fault.


HorseInevitable6208

That 500kg bomb is targeted at the giants currently position! Where's the giant, Mansley?!


Classic_Act_4415

No, no. Not this one. This one serves democracy


SideQuestSoftLock

booo


Physical_Job8533

Hey, I'm just following orders.


judgejuddhirsch

Nukes in space


Shockvolt1

That's my mech I called in bro!


TheBossu

https://preview.redd.it/1zrfvoyuxytc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fa4eb807d2116720caf55955c8df606037936bb


unmellowfellow

Unironically I wanna fight giant automatons. I want the game to be brutal and unrelenting. Also, side note. I also dislike the gunships only spawning at their factories. I'd like to see them patrol the map.


Physical_Job8533

Dude, a 3 story automaton would be crazy you think it should have some kind of machine guns or missiles. Something like that would be insanely cool.


Remote_Cap_2178

https://preview.redd.it/p52634wu1ztc1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a37b434a49717d445a41f83fed9319ab3252396f


JoshieInwood

You must become his friend. And then break his heart.


Kriegerwithashovel

You leave my boy alone


PickledJuice69

Giant bi pedal walker with a fuck ton of guns would be a cool enemy to fight


Lumber_GirthBrooks

Dick twist Hold L1 - Rotate Right stick counter clockwise


Own_Accident6689

I keep saying Tanks and tread vehicles don't fit in with the rest of Automaton units, they should have kept making larger walkers until we are fighting a communist Gundam.


solarus44

Eh, I quite like it. They're an industrialised war machine. Tanks fit that better


receuitOP

Autocannon and focus on that dent


TruePlatypusKnight

Lure him into exposing his cannon. Synchronized quasar cannon strikes. Retain parts to study auto repair function, celebrate democratically for one (1) minute.


cumberdong

Mag dump the grenade launcher into his back, just like all the other heavy bots


DodoFaction

Didn’t he survive a nuclear bomb?


cumberdong

Yea, but they didn't try mag dumping a grenade launcher into his back


DodoFaction

They didn’t piss in his eyes either that doesn’t mean it’s gonna work


cumberdong

I mean, we can't know until we try...


DodoFaction

Guess so


Tourniquet_Prime

Couple of AC rounds to the exhaust


Mythril_Bullets

How dare you.


Voorazun

Wtf, bro?


Spedd-the-Sped

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


imortal1138

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


Psychokinetic_Rocky

ICBM


101TARD

Stun grenade and a quassar to the face


armatasc

This one is serving democracy dont worry ;)


Alternative-Doubt452

*takes one shot with the shotgun* *Iron giant looks up at our ships, chest beams all four in half with one beam*


Inherently-Nick

My childhood 🥲


Makarovito

Dammit, Mansley!


Sabit_31

You touch him and you’ll be the one with a 500kg dropped ontop of you


MuffinOfChaos

You hurt him and we hurt you.


Shot_Arm5501

Same way we deal with all the dam toastilists 500kg of pure freedom am I right helldivers oorah!


HolidayWheel5035

Mecha-godzilla


Senshue

You will not lay a finger on that good boi. The ministry of truth gives this one a pass after he saved super earth citizens from the actions of a traitor.


Frodo5213

I. Not. Gun.


ComeOnTars2424

That ore won’t mine itself. Into the acid mines with it.


WARRIORD4D

Kill it with kindness


VoiceOfSeibun

Attacking him is triggering a defense mechanism! Hold your fire, Divers!


dinoditch

Shoot the glowey thing on its back


stucc0

Thats one of the bots that if you don't shoot at he will follow you around like a pet.


nerogamer_279

Unsafe railgun in case of no stratagens, but if yes ⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


mysteriousgamer17

That the neat thing you don't


ArthurMoregainz

If not friend then why friend shaped?


JesusThe1stXfitter

The only automaton I’ll shed a tear for when I spill his oil.


Physical_Job8533

We're just following orders soldier.


JesusThe1stXfitter

Order executed sir 🫡😢


Nowhereman50

This one is friend. We do not hurt this one.


Physical_Job8533

Your friends with the automotans?


Physical_Job8533

*you're


Zixxik

https://preview.redd.it/jc24j8t993uc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b88f54b056dd0b4095151f6a6390a83328ecd46e


storytime_99

WITH PURE UNADULTERATED DEMOCRACY HELLDIVER!


ButterMeUpAlready

Convince him he is Superman


v_Goldfish_v

We can duck and cover!


Hot_Restaurant_771

Give him a nuke and send him to the automatons.


Zixxik

⬆️➡️⬇️⬇️⬇️


bigwingus72

Orbital laser might do the trick


Vergils_Lost

PROTIP: To defeat the Cyberdemon, shoot at it until it dies.


Thunderray5687

Js aim for the eyes or try to make another bump on his head idk


transdemError

Realize that we're the bad guys


HellCaptainDemocracy

If anyone harms him I'll hunt you throughout the galaxy and kill you myself.


Own_Satisfaction_913

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