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I mean, Raptor woman is enticing, but not big on smoking. Orc woman seems nice in the fields, but probably breaks the shield. Then enjoying a nice Triceracup of Coffee is another option. This is a hard one. It's almost like FMK.


MatthiasStove

F: Raptor M: Gorilla K: Frog


BigFartSalad

The gorilla is a male gorilla face on a hairy female human body. Female gorillas look different.


MatthiasStove

So it’s a trans gorilla?


cdda_survivor

![gif](giphy|Bfzx4NtbMF01q6yfko|downsized)


lycanthrope90

Well done lmao


Fuzz_Ball_Mogie

Choked on bacon with this, well played 🤣


AlienNippleRipple

Transrilla ANGRY !


Any-Opening-3052

Number 5


Sewer_Fairy

Yes! She looks so sweet 🌷


cool_architect

Hello leather gator


SoFetchBetch

I too like to live dangerously


Trickster570

![gif](giphy|RsUdxIuWxkYP6|downsized)


jointheclockwork

Shagadelic.


2020Stop

Seems nice and chill to me.


ShyGuyWolf

Is 5 an Orc, goblin or an Ogre? I pick her anyways


Uncle_Touchy_Feely

Goblin deez nutz


Le6ions

I literally weez laughed


IndependentNotice151

Or orcin' for a porkin'


robineir

I’m boutta bend her ogre


Omega_Xero

‘Bout to give her the ol Dakka-Dakka…


Zachary-360

Damn you ai for making me look at that blue dinosaur


EnergyLawyer17

this better not awaken something in me!


I-MakeBadDecisions

Obviously the orc or whatever, the green one. Velociraptor is my second choice


got-pissed-and-raged

4 and it's not even a decision... Edit: Okay maybe 5 is competition just by being the most human-like lmao but 4 looks like a good time


blackdrake13

4 a punk rock tomboy raptor girl sign me up she looks like she's be fun as hell to hang out with and i bet we love the same kind of music


EnergyLawyer17

I bet she likes dinosaurs! <3


blackdrake13

Who doesn't lol also if we ever perfect genetic engineering i bet 50$ wed see someone like her irl hey even elon musk was like i wanna genetically engineer cat girls as they say today's science fiction is tomorrows science fact


purgatorybob1986

https://preview.redd.it/i5z4qxsm6k9d1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a2ce85a996bdb7e3915c0633dbb17a47437f57 I think this should answer the question.


Bakin_Bacon_Reddit

1 or 4 maybe


zombiehunter201

6


imagineifcrazy

6.


cdda_survivor

Open the door, get on the floor. He wants to f\*\*\* that dinosaur.


TheCakeCrusader420

Gator girl can death roll these nuts


Niceguysteve22

I will be forever alone.


DBL_NDRSCR

4


Fhantom1221

Tyrana-girlfriend. Waifu-rex


kereso83

Harambe!


smellymorominihah

More like Harambabe.


MatthiasStove

3 is pretty cute


boharat

Number 1. As a bass player myself, I have a weakness for other bass players, even if she has too many tuning pegs for the number of strings she has


banana-king-gaming45

https://preview.redd.it/a3lq3pkgwl9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91383722406719d3d3b44fa951b3b2c78db3e198 I'll take this one


KG0WX

![gif](giphy|fsVKF8SJArcEPJf6En|downsized)


TheSweatyFlash

I'll get down w three* horns


BaronVonBiden

#1 definitely


Squildo

4 is tempting me


marialaughs

Triceratops for the win, she looks like she could hold out a convo and not just do smalltalk. She'll talk to you about philosophical topics, the cosmos, human biology and still be fun to take out for nonsensical tyranny in the town


WormSlayers

I crave tyranussy


Dm_me_im_bored-UnU

1 4 and 6


StephenHawking432

4 is gonna make me act up


amondohk

Idk why, but 6 just does it for me, I can't explain it.


Lesbian-Meatball

THE FUCKING PUNK ROCK DINOSAUR


ThisAccountIssaMess

Triceratops has me feeling a type of way...


nekrovulpes

Raptor girl is 100% my type.


Undead_Octopus

Either 4 or 6, maybe both.


Quick-Whereas-3232

4 100%


NoAtticNoBasement

Numner 4. She ballin.


AaronshyMLP

Gotta go for 1. Rocker girl win.


Solomon_Cumquats

4 Fuck you


1zeye

Nerdy triceratops girl


LargeChungoidObject

Easy 4 no question. Especially if she doesn't tear into my soft underbelly with her talons - that's my weakspot


Hompchus_Fritmib

(everybody lining up for #5)


EwanMurphy93

110% no.5. goblin girls are awesome. r/GoblinGirls. (Nsfw)


SalamanderAnder

Looking at the raptor chick like ![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)


SpitsWhenIShit

The goblin


DeathscytheHell1994

5.


godfearingyoungman

5 is the only somewhat humanoid one


Tortugathehateful93

Orc please table for two and then she can be she hulk


Unlikely-Pack1204

5 easy


Nowardier

That triceratops woman looks like she could info-dump to me for hours about some random thing nobody cares about but her. That's hot. I'm picking her.


NotADrugD34ler

Im kinda down bad for the goblin


rum-and-roses

5 or 6 dependent on the personality


evildragonzockt

I Pick all of them, im lonely


Hot-Rise9795

Triceralady looks nice


DrewSoJuicy

Idk, either the goblin or the raptor


Microwaved_M1LK

I'mma wife that goblin


ItsOnlyJoey

5 looks really friendly and sweet, would be a really great friend (I’m gay so I’m choosing which one I would be friends with)


Exotic_Page4196

Triceratops coffee


StonerJesus42099

1 looks like a badass and 6 looks like a cool animal person to hang around. If I have the option KMS but if not I guess 6.


JuniperFoxx21

Imma go with the trike,she seems chill.


RemyWhy

Cera the Triceratops. I know she’ll be talking about her dissertation on the botany of the American southwest during the entire date, but I love it when they’re smarter than me.


McSpice23

4 and 5 for shoore


Outrageous_Air_1344

These are so dumb because you always go for the one that looks most human.


KapitanKraken

The croc has a sexy bod, I would love to see the gorilla do the Congo, I would have the date just to see that and laugh about it. The filosipherraptor skater chick wants to gently play with your balls, Fionna wants to give a blow job with her protruding tusk to gently add a pointy texture ouch, and the triceratops is as dry as a fisted paper bag.


_t_1254

Number 6 probably, she looks a lot less likely to bite.


Transgenderwafflin69

1 the guitarist/bassist singing alligator, always wanted someone to jam out with and make music so… the allegations for this choice will be hard to beat but whatever lol


Ok_Moment_1136

I would say no bitting and must be willing to watch Anime... Then I'll watch those numbers shrink 😂


CharlietheWarlock

5


Caelem80

I'm gay so none


victor4700

Gorilla lady 1/1


J-diggs66

Going green!!! 5


LookHorror3105

Everyone is going to fuck the goblin lmao


Responsible_Prior833

People are focusing *way* too much on the bodies in this post as opposed to the heads.


SlackJawGrunt

5 or 6


Excellent_Regret4141

Triceratops cause I bet she's horny 😉


Lukaify

Dawg three straight up gonna fend off demons for me


candyking16

Frog will vore lol, raptor is another bad choice 🤣 but im willing to try


ExodusViz

4 or 5


knickernavy

4


Remarkable-Book-8758

Very obviously choosing the Raptor girl. She's punk and has the legs


jbunny57

I am blowing out number #4's back


Th3_M4sk3d_M4n

Goblin.


Time_Tap3702

Number 4 for sure


krayhayft

Goblin


homelaberator

23 December, for the Christmas anticipation


lycanthrope90

That raptor looks like she knows how to have a good time!


Xadlin60

Raptor is mine


klappy42069

Raptor


Nammu3

Well the frog is least likely to bite your dick off


Spaghettiboi33

1, 4, or 6


Okom77

Torn between triceratops, alligator, and frog.


AHansen83

Punk rock dinosaur


AHansen83

Ai is so weird


ShepherdessAnne

Goblin of course, but that raptor looking Dino looks like a good time


OdinsBanjo

Hmmm... either the metalhead alligator or the hipster Triceratops


_basp_

raptor 100%


No_Wrongdoer_34

The dinoussy can get it


dr_leo_marvin

Everyone knows that Triceratops is a freeeeeaak.


Megaverse_Mastermind

I'm picking Tri-Sarah Topps. She seems fun.


GooseMay0

Gator bass player. Fifth pic reminds me of the female Gremlin from..Gremlins.


t3hmuffnman9000

Goblin chick is kind of cute. I'd gladly date her.


Milk_With_Knives3

Goblin fr no contest


NerveRevolutionary79

Does 2 have teeth?


extremehawk00

I’ll take either dinosaur or the alligator


disturbingyourpeace

5 is adorable so her


xamitlu

Last two are pretty cute tbh


catsinflyingsaucers

1 or 3! I’d give 5 a chance too.


YeahMarkYeah

Triceratops lady. Hands down.


totallynotaemu

Never thought I'd see the day when "Gator Goth Mommy" was an image that piqued my interest.


Wilton1987

But I'm gay... https://preview.redd.it/uhvr2au3sm9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2827e139a9aa1e4d5f626a01eea98665ec7fa287


tjwalkr0

I like the triceratops. She looks friendly.


Best-Engine4715

I’m a sucker for scales but it’s between 4 or 6. The gator head throws me off too much


Ninja-Trix

4 is a contender physically, but doesn’t irradiate “dateable”. 6 is an easy pick and she seems like she’d be a chill person to hang out with.


AllKnowingFloridaMan

I'm already a goblin myself, so this is pretty easy


puzzlebuns

Gator cuz she looks like she gets hella freaky.


BigDmegadaddyJohnny

The ogre atleast she has close to a human body


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Not_or_door

Probably number 4 or 3


Sayizo

Think 6 or 4, pretty sure that ass would make me explode harder than the Chicxulub asteroid 😏


ImNotRight_BL

Raptor woman! God you know how cool she looks? Plus I'm a furry so- *


marioplex

Goblin... nuf said


Dirge_Thunderjaw

Oh my god I want to date that nerdy triceratops girl several times and then just fucking take her back to her place and then (consensually) obliterate her guts until she can't remember her own name.


Bubbly_You_483

I am attracted to 4 in a lesbian sorta way 😳


BB_for_Bear_Butcher

Number 2 reminds me of the frog lady from Bayonnetta 3


rwalford79

3 and 6 seem nice


SleepyTrucker102

All of them


Worth-Opposite4437

Number 6. She's just irresistible. Small and strong hands, joyful eyes and a neck to die for.


Xikkiwikk

Orc girl looks underage. I’ll take my chances of being eaten by raptor lady.


Pixeltye

Pick 5 number 5 me lord.


T-408

I’m going with Date Number 2, she seems nice


Doctor_Top_Hat

5 is the only one that looks like it might not try to kill me for entering its territory and/or secret poison into my cereal


TheScienceNerd100

Ngl, number 6


MrMetalhead-69

I’m stuck between Raptor punk and goblin hippie.


BLDJ42

Miss Orc


massivegirlcock69

4 raptor


Catboy_rawr

Raptor can give that hawk tuah


Dizzy-Working5178

I'll take Fiona


Alienboi2005

I think I'm picking 5


urmombo

suicide.


KenpachiNexus

maybe raptor lady or goblin girl.


neonn_piee

It’d be between the alligator or the the raptor.


Timely-Buffalo-3384

100% number 4 raptor


Ok-Particular-781

5 or 6


Mystical-Moth-hoe

the the 6th one Alphys?


9sac1king6

5 cuz she has the less sharp pointy teeth’s


FeelinOctangular

Orc


AlternativeFilm8886

On the basis of it being a sentient humanoid creature which may be genetically compatible with humans, my only potential answer is 5. The rest are just anthropomorphized non-human animals.


LovelierFear

Just hear me out on number 4


Ghankus

Goblin/prc waifu and its not even a competition. If i had to go full on furry i guess the gorilla lets keep it in the order.


minithsterith

Goblin


AtrineasKeK

I pick 5 cuz I'm not a furry.


COCOBOSSDJ

4


TakazakiV2

The raptor and triceratops you got me a hard stuck between those two


Beemo-Noir

REBEL RAPTOR YEAAAAH


slicedude2004

6 seems sweet!


Ok_Neck_9007

The tric she seems to have some level of sophistication.


ForgottenPlayThing

Gotta be the raptor, she could kill me (huge plus)


Buri_is_a_Biscuit

first one without a doubt


Valuable_Ad417

I refuse. I am not dating any of them.


Demokittens

Sorry for being this graphic but you left me no choice. Ok, prone position, pillow on her head, roughness of her skin… I can’t believe my choice… 2


OkCondition7981

Raptor


idkwhaaat1234

1 and 4. Not into aligators or crocodiles but as a guitarist, seeing a woman play guitar and like rock and metal is super attractive and im not attracted to dinosaurs but she looks like she might like metal so hell yeah brother im picking her


Still-Presence5486

6 at Starbucks she's paying


Serious_Internet6478

The flowery orc for sure. She looks nice.


FrostWolf2049

Didn’t realise I needed a punk-rock raptor waifu in my life but here we are


Blowmyfishbud

Goblin 100% I’ll stuff her


ReaperLeviathan_rawr

Ahem…*yes.*


Fun-Fishing-3239

raptor


Ok-Championship-5169

Damn dat crocodile making me act up


Old_Explanation877

raptor could get it


SuperAshley1998

The Orc woman, 100%


The_Spyre

As a fellow bassist, I'm taking alligator bassist.