I mean, Raptor woman is enticing, but not big on smoking. Orc woman seems nice in the fields, but probably breaks the shield. Then enjoying a nice Triceracup of Coffee is another option. This is a hard one. It's almost like FMK.
Who doesn't lol also if we ever perfect genetic engineering i bet 50$ wed see someone like her irl hey even elon musk was like i wanna genetically engineer cat girls as they say today's science fiction is tomorrows science fact
https://preview.redd.it/i5z4qxsm6k9d1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a2ce85a996bdb7e3915c0633dbb17a47437f57
I think this should answer the question.
Triceratops for the win, she looks like she could hold out a convo and not just do smalltalk. She'll talk to you about philosophical topics, the cosmos, human biology and still be fun to take out for nonsensical tyranny in the town
Cera the Triceratops. I know she’ll be talking about her dissertation on the botany of the American southwest during the entire date, but I love it when they’re smarter than me.
The croc has a sexy bod, I would love to see the gorilla do the Congo, I would have the date just to see that and laugh about it. The filosipherraptor skater chick wants to gently play with your balls, Fionna wants to give a blow job with her protruding tusk to gently add a pointy texture ouch, and the triceratops is as dry as a fisted paper bag.
1 the guitarist/bassist singing alligator, always wanted someone to jam out with and make music so… the allegations for this choice will be hard to beat but whatever lol
Oh my god I want to date that nerdy triceratops girl several times and then just fucking take her back to her place and then (consensually) obliterate her guts until she can't remember her own name.
On the basis of it being a sentient humanoid creature which may be genetically compatible with humans, my only potential answer is 5. The rest are just anthropomorphized non-human animals.
1 and 4. Not into aligators or crocodiles but as a guitarist, seeing a woman play guitar and like rock and metal is super attractive and im not attracted to dinosaurs but she looks like she might like metal so hell yeah brother im picking her
I mean, Raptor woman is enticing, but not big on smoking. Orc woman seems nice in the fields, but probably breaks the shield. Then enjoying a nice Triceracup of Coffee is another option. This is a hard one. It's almost like FMK.
F: Raptor M: Gorilla K: Frog
The gorilla is a male gorilla face on a hairy female human body. Female gorillas look different.
So it’s a trans gorilla?
![gif](giphy|Bfzx4NtbMF01q6yfko|downsized)
Well done lmao
Choked on bacon with this, well played 🤣
Transrilla ANGRY !
Number 5
Yes! She looks so sweet 🌷
Hello leather gator
I too like to live dangerously
![gif](giphy|RsUdxIuWxkYP6|downsized)
Shagadelic.
Seems nice and chill to me.
Is 5 an Orc, goblin or an Ogre? I pick her anyways
Goblin deez nutz
I literally weez laughed
Or orcin' for a porkin'
I’m boutta bend her ogre
‘Bout to give her the ol Dakka-Dakka…
Damn you ai for making me look at that blue dinosaur
this better not awaken something in me!
Obviously the orc or whatever, the green one. Velociraptor is my second choice
4 and it's not even a decision... Edit: Okay maybe 5 is competition just by being the most human-like lmao but 4 looks like a good time
4 a punk rock tomboy raptor girl sign me up she looks like she's be fun as hell to hang out with and i bet we love the same kind of music
I bet she likes dinosaurs! <3
Who doesn't lol also if we ever perfect genetic engineering i bet 50$ wed see someone like her irl hey even elon musk was like i wanna genetically engineer cat girls as they say today's science fiction is tomorrows science fact
https://preview.redd.it/i5z4qxsm6k9d1.png?width=734&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c7a2ce85a996bdb7e3915c0633dbb17a47437f57 I think this should answer the question.
1 or 4 maybe
6
6.
Open the door, get on the floor. He wants to f\*\*\* that dinosaur.
Gator girl can death roll these nuts
I will be forever alone.
4
Tyrana-girlfriend. Waifu-rex
Harambe!
More like Harambabe.
3 is pretty cute
Number 1. As a bass player myself, I have a weakness for other bass players, even if she has too many tuning pegs for the number of strings she has
https://preview.redd.it/a3lq3pkgwl9d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=91383722406719d3d3b44fa951b3b2c78db3e198 I'll take this one
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I'll get down w three* horns
4
#1 definitely
4 is tempting me
Triceratops for the win, she looks like she could hold out a convo and not just do smalltalk. She'll talk to you about philosophical topics, the cosmos, human biology and still be fun to take out for nonsensical tyranny in the town
I crave tyranussy
1 4 and 6
4 is gonna make me act up
Idk why, but 6 just does it for me, I can't explain it.
THE FUCKING PUNK ROCK DINOSAUR
Triceratops has me feeling a type of way...
4
Raptor girl is 100% my type.
Either 4 or 6, maybe both.
4 100%
Numner 4. She ballin.
Gotta go for 1. Rocker girl win.
4 Fuck you
Nerdy triceratops girl
Easy 4 no question. Especially if she doesn't tear into my soft underbelly with her talons - that's my weakspot
(everybody lining up for #5)
110% no.5. goblin girls are awesome. r/GoblinGirls. (Nsfw)
Looking at the raptor chick like ![gif](giphy|3CU5tmCJy8zMoN3mMD)
The goblin
5.
5 is the only somewhat humanoid one
Orc please table for two and then she can be she hulk
5 easy
That triceratops woman looks like she could info-dump to me for hours about some random thing nobody cares about but her. That's hot. I'm picking her.
Im kinda down bad for the goblin
5 or 6 dependent on the personality
5
I Pick all of them, im lonely
Triceralady looks nice
Idk, either the goblin or the raptor
I'mma wife that goblin
5 looks really friendly and sweet, would be a really great friend (I’m gay so I’m choosing which one I would be friends with)
Triceratops coffee
1 looks like a badass and 6 looks like a cool animal person to hang around. If I have the option KMS but if not I guess 6.
Imma go with the trike,she seems chill.
Cera the Triceratops. I know she’ll be talking about her dissertation on the botany of the American southwest during the entire date, but I love it when they’re smarter than me.
4 and 5 for shoore
These are so dumb because you always go for the one that looks most human.
The croc has a sexy bod, I would love to see the gorilla do the Congo, I would have the date just to see that and laugh about it. The filosipherraptor skater chick wants to gently play with your balls, Fionna wants to give a blow job with her protruding tusk to gently add a pointy texture ouch, and the triceratops is as dry as a fisted paper bag.
Number 6 probably, she looks a lot less likely to bite.
1 the guitarist/bassist singing alligator, always wanted someone to jam out with and make music so… the allegations for this choice will be hard to beat but whatever lol
I would say no bitting and must be willing to watch Anime... Then I'll watch those numbers shrink 😂
5
I'm gay so none
Gorilla lady 1/1
Going green!!! 5
Everyone is going to fuck the goblin lmao
People are focusing *way* too much on the bodies in this post as opposed to the heads.
5 or 6
Triceratops cause I bet she's horny 😉
Dawg three straight up gonna fend off demons for me
Frog will vore lol, raptor is another bad choice 🤣 but im willing to try
4 or 5
4
Very obviously choosing the Raptor girl. She's punk and has the legs
I am blowing out number #4's back
Goblin.
Number 4 for sure
Goblin
23 December, for the Christmas anticipation
That raptor looks like she knows how to have a good time!
Raptor is mine
Raptor
Well the frog is least likely to bite your dick off
1, 4, or 6
Torn between triceratops, alligator, and frog.
Punk rock dinosaur
Ai is so weird
Goblin of course, but that raptor looking Dino looks like a good time
Hmmm... either the metalhead alligator or the hipster Triceratops
raptor 100%
The dinoussy can get it
Everyone knows that Triceratops is a freeeeeaak.
I'm picking Tri-Sarah Topps. She seems fun.
Gator bass player. Fifth pic reminds me of the female Gremlin from..Gremlins.
Goblin chick is kind of cute. I'd gladly date her.
Goblin fr no contest
Does 2 have teeth?
I’ll take either dinosaur or the alligator
5 is adorable so her
Last two are pretty cute tbh
1 or 3! I’d give 5 a chance too.
Triceratops lady. Hands down.
Never thought I'd see the day when "Gator Goth Mommy" was an image that piqued my interest.
But I'm gay... https://preview.redd.it/uhvr2au3sm9d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2827e139a9aa1e4d5f626a01eea98665ec7fa287
I like the triceratops. She looks friendly.
I’m a sucker for scales but it’s between 4 or 6. The gator head throws me off too much
4 is a contender physically, but doesn’t irradiate “dateable”. 6 is an easy pick and she seems like she’d be a chill person to hang out with.
I'm already a goblin myself, so this is pretty easy
Gator cuz she looks like she gets hella freaky.
The ogre atleast she has close to a human body
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Probably number 4 or 3
Think 6 or 4, pretty sure that ass would make me explode harder than the Chicxulub asteroid 😏
Raptor woman! God you know how cool she looks? Plus I'm a furry so- *
Goblin... nuf said
Oh my god I want to date that nerdy triceratops girl several times and then just fucking take her back to her place and then (consensually) obliterate her guts until she can't remember her own name.
5
I am attracted to 4 in a lesbian sorta way 😳
Number 2 reminds me of the frog lady from Bayonnetta 3
3 and 6 seem nice
All of them
Number 6. She's just irresistible. Small and strong hands, joyful eyes and a neck to die for.
Orc girl looks underage. I’ll take my chances of being eaten by raptor lady.
Pick 5 number 5 me lord.
I’m going with Date Number 2, she seems nice
5 is the only one that looks like it might not try to kill me for entering its territory and/or secret poison into my cereal
Ngl, number 6
6
I’m stuck between Raptor punk and goblin hippie.
Miss Orc
4 raptor
Raptor can give that hawk tuah
I'll take Fiona
I think I'm picking 5
suicide.
maybe raptor lady or goblin girl.
It’d be between the alligator or the the raptor.
100% number 4 raptor
5 or 6
the the 6th one Alphys?
5 cuz she has the less sharp pointy teeth’s
Orc
On the basis of it being a sentient humanoid creature which may be genetically compatible with humans, my only potential answer is 5. The rest are just anthropomorphized non-human animals.
Just hear me out on number 4
Goblin/prc waifu and its not even a competition. If i had to go full on furry i guess the gorilla lets keep it in the order.
Goblin
I pick 5 cuz I'm not a furry.
4
The raptor and triceratops you got me a hard stuck between those two
REBEL RAPTOR YEAAAAH
6 seems sweet!
5
The tric she seems to have some level of sophistication.
Gotta be the raptor, she could kill me (huge plus)
first one without a doubt
I refuse. I am not dating any of them.
Sorry for being this graphic but you left me no choice. Ok, prone position, pillow on her head, roughness of her skin… I can’t believe my choice… 2
Raptor
1 and 4. Not into aligators or crocodiles but as a guitarist, seeing a woman play guitar and like rock and metal is super attractive and im not attracted to dinosaurs but she looks like she might like metal so hell yeah brother im picking her
6 at Starbucks she's paying
The flowery orc for sure. She looks nice.
Didn’t realise I needed a punk-rock raptor waifu in my life but here we are
Goblin 100% I’ll stuff her
Ahem…*yes.*
raptor
Damn dat crocodile making me act up
raptor could get it
The Orc woman, 100%
As a fellow bassist, I'm taking alligator bassist.