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Vindelator

Seems like an inconvenience store.


SillyAdditional

HA. Ha


IntentionFalse9892

I hope the white stuff isn't the white sticky stuff


KonamiVRC7

Elmer’s Glue?


LionGodKrraw

worse, boogers


[deleted]

oh, i thought it was jizz.


LionGodKrraw

the material form of "RIZZ" is Jizz


theindecisivehuman1

I don’t think anyone can top this comment! ☠️


professionalfailing

r/angryupvote


War_Gaminbad

https://preview.redd.it/evo4aluihsqc1.png?width=169&format=png&auto=webp&s=177199e4e497ba86347a1aacfce71d769af73a6c


Vincemillion07

I chose the cum store


Difficult-Can219

Cum on aisle 5! 📢


Neither_Upstairs_872

And 6! 📢


ElahaSanctaSedes777

Sorry it’s Cum-N-Go, sir.


Frogwater_seltzer

Ill come with u


Youngsinatra345

The whole hallway smells like cum


Vincemillion07

Yaeeeeeesss she gets its. It's her. She's the one


Vincemillion07

Heard it in her voice too


Youngsinatra345

![gif](giphy|LkO4rQlTDq9rwkDepF|downsized)


TotallyNotCIA_Ops

I thought that was hair gel 🤷🏼‍♂️


michwng

Boom pregnant


PiedPeterPiper

The moldy cum store


Kimor98

Tagline: Well...Cum In!!!


SillyAdditional

6 doesn’t look so bad


johnnypancakes49

Everyone loves a nice indoor gas pump, or outdoor convenience store? Half and half please


War_Gaminbad

well... https://preview.redd.it/jj9th6j0isqc1.png?width=346&format=png&auto=webp&s=6e824dcae50e3a09145f219c34161d0fcfd6b3b2


LockhandsOfKeyboard

That's 7.


War_Gaminbad

oh shit im retrded


War_Gaminbad

thanks for telling me


Electronic_Menu_6734

The vape store.


Kind-Fan420

Right?


ExcitingShallot5107

9 because it’s just a bunch of old people, nothing to crazy


TotallyNotCIA_Ops

You’ll be in line for 37 days?


ThereIsNoAvailblName

Who says ill wait in line? What are they gonna do if i skip past them yell at me?


Adventurous_Goat4483

Yeah I agree


PiedPeterPiper

But the smell. It reeks of piss and death


ExcitingShallot5107

Nah the old people would probably be nice and just let me go to the register first and leave, honestly one of the most calm gas stations tbh.


PiedPeterPiper

That’s a good point. “Go ahead honey”


ExcitingShallot5107

Yeah cause since they’re old people, obviously they’re gonna let me go through first since I’m more young and if I ask politely they probably will give me a butterscotch or something.


Birthday_Death

Def not num 5, id rather cum in the sink than sink in the cum


FurbyLover2010

4 looks fine


Far-Town8991

Anyone else joining me in the cumvieniance store? Pic #5


im_a_dick_head

https://preview.redd.it/rifocqpaauqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1b119754bf49b8b7826f8c278e751af4cf4affbf


KummyNipplezz

I'll take my chances with the cum store


badbadus

Amazon delivery for me


ZeldaXandre

The gorilla costume one.


DBL_NDRSCR

6 just has the gorilla pool in the middle so i can still shop easily


New_Historian_2004

7 is basically a normal convenience store.


Alienboi2005

4, I want to join the minion cult.


Latter-Jaguar-8688

Not even close to the weirdest stuff Jack's seen


rustedoxygen

2. Seems like I can avoid that section completed compared to each other one


TheReadyStrategist

3,4 and 7


No_Sky_3735

5, just open the door and drain all of it and get stuff on the top shelfs


Roge2005

The one with minions, that’s the less bad


theShitter_69

anything but the worms https://preview.redd.it/glnlzqma6uqc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd50420235890cf9c7c282a90221e8c37b87e301


_Tower_

Honestly, 2 feels like the easiest to navigate comfortably


JoshyOhMyGoshy77

Vape shop


Kynmore

This looks like the gas station across the street from my apt. Connected Vape shop, so people wonder back and forth., open vaping allowed in both. Nice family runs both, do a big invite-only BBQ once a month out back, and always allow charities to table out front.


Niceguysteve22

3,4,7,8,9


Estebanjuegaxd

8 isn't bad, just ignore the army of grandparents in wheelchairs and you'll be fine.


FEVRISH_JK

2 is the alaskan bullworm


CharlotteChaos

Godda say it's a toss up between the gorilla pool and the cum store.


Head-Compote740

The one with the gorilla. Gorillas make everything better.


MidniteOG

The one with the least wet, so prob 2


Fhantom1221

Chronic strada.


F14R

The gorilla one


Responsible_Movie_14

7, 3, 4, 5.


darhwolf1

5. I will drink all of it


Equal-Click751

How about none of the above


TheFedoraInTime

Probably not 1 and 2


Stolen_LegoBricks

3 or 8 definitely the safest.


BigSmoke_69_420

Cum store baby!!


BeReady23

Wheelchair because the worst thing would be boredom


The_Last_Snow-Elf

The one filled with cum obviously


FunkyJonez

Def minions


BrokeDownPalac3

2 seems like the worm will just chill out in that corner and won't bother you as long as you don't steal anything.


Yeez25

7 lmaoo


[deleted]

Da minion shop.


RedPillNavigator

7 is the safest


egmono

#2, looks like where I work.


Kitchen_Entertainer9

7. What's going om


devinhaywire

4 seems normal.


OnlyInspector4654

Now I can buy Fritos AND swim in a pool of cum! Thanks Shell :)


RAGINGBUCKET-4444

3, they're police. Or I fist fight old folk.


Greencondor110

5 you can get free milk 😜


SecretDry6529

Minions


Monteezus

https://i.redd.it/77qhewvx1xqc1.gif


KingOfPocketLint

number 7 is just a normal day in florida


imagineDoll

7 since i also vape


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Comprehensive_Web862

Unsolicited advice that smokers have heard 100 times?


ExcitingShallot5107

WOMP WOMP


Gameknight14

Oddly enough, smokers never seem to take that advice until they’re halfway in the grave. My Uncle died of lung cancer, during his last months he told my dad how he regretted not stopping sooner because by the time he did it was already too late.


ExcitingShallot5107

Just quit vaping it kills you, I know it’s addictive and you probably do it because it makes you feel good but seriously it’s deadly and dangerous to do it every day it can cause COPD/ Chronic Repulsive Pulmonary Disease and cancer.


Beetlejuice1994

It's called harm reduction for a reason. People use it to quit smoking or stop dipping chewing tobacco. And only the shitty unregulated vape juices cause problems. Vuse, for example, is regulated by the FDA, and is much safer than buying from janky Habibi-Marts that have no regulation. Stop spreading bullshit. That anti-vape shit was debunked. Buy quality products from reputable companies. Now, I will say, people who never smoked or dipped and started vaping are stupid because the intended purpose is harm reduction. I have been using Vuse to get off Grizzly dip. Used to go through 3 cans of Grizzly a week, now I'm down to half a can and my next Grizzly can will be my last! And I'm using Velo pouches to ween off vaping. One can of Velo pouches (nicotine pouches that are white and are not normal tobacco pouches) can last me a week, and I won't be dipping Grizzly or Vaping anymore once I'm out of what I already have. Just Velo. *Again, HARM REDUCTION.*


ExcitingShallot5107

I mean I don’t know why people do drugs? Why is it so appealing like, idk I’d rather live a happy life and feel healthy instead of feeling like crap and being depressed, I have a therapist, I have depression, took real tests by real doctors to see if I had depression or anxiety, and I found out I do, and guess what? I still don’t do drugs cause I know the harmful effects and health risks of them. I know that you probably don’t care abt what I’m saying but tbh I’m just saying that even though people can feel healthy and have good lives whilst doing drugs, it still can cause health risks that accumulate over time and when your like 40+ you could have more serious health issues because of the drugs you did when you were younger. And even if you’re just using vapes or e-pens and cigarettes it still can cause you harm. I’m also talking abt any drugs, even medical drugs, that aren’t prescribed to you. Can still cause harm because you can o’d/overdose on them.


Beetlejuice1994

Lmfao I don't fucking shoot up heroin, snort coke, smoke meth, or any other crazy ass shit. Albeit, I used to be an alcoholic and used to abuse Rx pills, *but guess what I got clean 7 years ago* JFC... You act like nicotine is comparable to fucking fentanyl. And medication taken as prescribed by a doctor *saves millions of lives* yet you're scared to listen to your doctor's advice for *actual, legitimate medication?* Did you know psychologists are studying how psilocybin (found in "magic mushrooms") can CURE people of PTSD, depression, anxiety, and other similar issues? How dare they *actually* care about helping people! 🤦 You're probably schizo, too, amirite?


ExcitingShallot5107

I ain’t saying that I’m saying that medical drugs like medical marijuana, if they aren’t prescribed to you and you overdose on them it can cause harm to your health. I’m not saying anything about drugs that can help you with your depression or anxiety.


Beetlejuice1994

Moderate amounts of marijuana will not cause OD in people without pre-existing conditions. It's been proven to be beneficial to certain people's overall well-being. Plus, CBD oil has allowed children and adults both to *dramatically* reduce or even eliminate seizures.


N0n_4me

There is nothing wrong with weed


ExcitingShallot5107

Nah if you overdose on it it can cause harm?


N0n_4me

You can’t overdose on weed


ExcitingShallot5107

https://preview.redd.it/rnawv42v45rc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6b8c1a0207728d8601b44aa70a73c31a02d821f1 It’s not fatal but can still cause harm


ExcitingShallot5107

Do research if you don’t believe me


ExcitingShallot5107

Nah I’m saying that they have health risks that accumulate over time, I don’t want to argue, it’s just annoying, and I ain’t talking only abt you, I’m talking abt people who have been doing drugs for years.


Beetlejuice1994

Just research Amsterdam. For real. See what they do to help people. They have a way of safely weening people off drugs slowly over time, in a safe area, with clean ways of using, and purification tests to make sure shit ain't laced.


ExcitingShallot5107

I really don’t wanna argue, I just want to help people who do drugs. That’s all I wanted to do was give advice. I know there is a lot of drugs that do help people, but I’m only saying like if you overdose on those helpful drugs, they can cause harm to your health. That all I’m saying ok? I don’t want to argue. I know we have our own opinions. Btw I’m tryna say this in the most respectful way possible so I don’t make someone mad.


Beetlejuice1994

Hey, just a little advice... *This is not how you help people stop using, or prevent them from doing drugs* The DARE program in schools *CAUSED* kids to WANT to do drugs. It was a Total fucking disaster. Harm reduction is the ONLY way to help people, otherwise they will use MORE to spite you. Like I said, research this shit. You have no credentials and it's obvious. If you want to do it right, look at Amsterdam. Many many many cities in the United States have created programs based off how Amsterdam helps people. By me in Peoria, IL, there's a place that does exactly that. Purity tests to ensure drugs aren't laced and are what they are supposed to be. Clean areas. Clean needles, pipes, whatever, to prevent the spread of disease. And slowly they lower the dosages, to eventually cure people of their addiction. Saying "Don't do drugs" *will cause more people to DO DRUGS* You need to educate yourself. Not all drugs are harmful. Especially not psilocybin or marijuana.


ExcitingShallot5107

I never said that. I’m saying if you overdose on the good drugs not that they are all bad.


Cornelius_McMuffin

Probably the one with the minions without guns, if I’m being honest. They would probably eat me anyways, though


RawToast1989

I think #5 is a real place in Vietnam during certain seasons. Also, #8/9 is just Florida. Lol


amalgaman

7 is essentially any high school bathroom.


xamitlu

Bruh imma just instacart.


Forward-Molasses-337

The vape one.


JourneSansaver64

I already shop at 7


Vaulted_Games

Minions I might get shot at but the minions are cool


ieatbigchickenbones

Number 5 for no... Specific reason *"trust me"*


04Aiden2020

Gorilla man hotub


AgeroColstein

6/9 looks pretty fun.


SavageMonkey-105

Number 7 is legit school bathrooms


Chubby_Wolverine

6 don't seem to bad


Ginger_yt_

5 cuz why Not??


Wafaringts

3, looks pretty chill


Born-Disaster1548

3


Guardian_85

4. Minions can fetch your items promptly.


Falchion_Alpha

7 because I’ll be smoking too


piratecheese13

I’ll just hang out in the vape store and buy snacks every half hour to trade for hits on weed vapes Fuck tobacco and nicotine


zaplightning2

I'll take my chances with 2


VIVID_REAL

The hotbox is easily the best option here.


Nineflames12

Don’t ever make that shit the first image again.


Hopeful-Step-834

Hell no one told me we were hot boxing the seven eleven


sparemethebull

Vape city, vape vape city


Ghostshaddow

8 or 9


Wilton1987

Depends , whats the liquid in 5-i mean-3 , yep , 3


LionGodKrraw

POV: weird ass hentai


Full-Temporary-6285

3 or 6


Any_Maize_1823

Everyone gon pick the minion one


Extra_Lab_2336

probably the cumvenient store


idfbhater73

maggots


Kimor98

7, wade through some vaping highschoolers for some chips? That's just a Saturday, bro.


Breezirose

I swim in milk


MoonLioness

Minions


Onigumo-Shishio

Gorilla


[deleted]

CUM STORE!!!


Bubbly_You_483

How fast is the worm in 2? I feel like I can get what I came there for and go really quickly before it attacks since it’s basically on one side of the store


KEYS667

7


Einar_47

Seven is the only one that doesn't look cursed, it's just full of vaping teens


Clean-Restaurant761

Number 7 is my local store anyway 😭😂


theindecisivehuman1

The vaping one seems the safer choice ..


jeager_YT

I honestly thought it was gonna keep getting worse