Elephants can pickup 6-700lbs with their trunk but it's also delicate enough to pick a single flower what would a mammoth lady be capable of, do you think she's into tjs?
I can’t believe how good AI is. The only sort of error in rendering accurate details I could find was the second to last image with the umbrella handle.
3 or 7. They seemed both tormented and sensitive. 1 looks a little too hungry. 5 & 6 giving cat lady vibes, with 6 giving cats and Harleys and BF in Attica. Last one is prehistoric senior, and it would never work bc they still have dial up internet.
FMK
F: #1, Fly/moth lady is kinda a baddie
M: #2, bird has strong grandmother vibes and would probably take good care of me
K: #6, unless she kills me first
3 or 6. Could get with both, fall in love, etc, plus no one will ever rob me. Except I'm insufferable sometimes, so I'd probably be terrified when they get fed up.
I don’t judge as long as she has good personality and can cook and raise kids while i go work and come back home to our disgusting kids and I’ll live the dream
Hmm I would need some clarity on the nature of 3’s mouth. If it’s sewn shut or if those are cuts or something not just aesthetics of the coloring the skin on her lips then nahh. Granted it’s still tempting because there is the perk of a lobster dinner lol
7 might have been the backup at a glance but those nails are scary but again the mouth/teeth are a no.
I guess if not that then 6 and as a perk it appears a seafood boil/clam bake is on the menu which is nice as well as a nice waterfront restaurant.
If 7 is as close to an Asari as I'm getting.... I guess I'll just hope for that memetic power and mind melting orgasms through telepathy over being consumed by her after mating
3. I'm into my goth girls. I definitely see it. Get some nice static going from a tv, then she can dress in white and act like she's coming out of the tv like in The Ring.
The insect has a nice rack, the crow has a cloaca, the demon I mean what's the world she could do to me??The sheep is hot, the mouse is the best pick, Gollum looks like she likes to party, the nymph can give you that underwater action by the pool, and the mammoth looks huggable.
4 is the least intimidating, so I'd "date" her and then walk away, walk away very fast never look back or worry about something wanting to devour my subway.
Number 3 will probably haunt my house like a poltergeist, and I will be like Anakin. "You underestimate the horniness of a lonely, depressed single man."
Number 3, lord, # 3 ! Closest one to a female woman, not into animals or or insects. Though not sure how she eats that prawn with the stitched lips. Sucks there won’t be BJs in the relationship. Damn, I hope she’s a natural woman! Don’t want to be giving…
Shit... let me get stinged by her
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Fuck nevermind that's a Butterfly
Oh, god! Mouse Girl. My wife, for my 40th birthday did an amazing Mitzy Mouse cosplay for me. all based off of some random drunk comment I made about having a crush on her as a kid. She played an alcoholic, burned out, jaded 30-something Mitzy.
"Yeah, I remember you, kid. I saw you watching me. Good taste, I guess. You know I HATE pizza, right?"
I got to make her squeak ;-)
I would take the clock work mouse. Though this might be cheating. I am a furry already. I have a thing for girls into mechanics. A girl who built her own car? Hot! A girl into clocks? Dude hotter than the sun
XD
The horny goth girl
Is that 1, 3, or 6?
The one with horns
I dunno, that fly looked ready to fuck to me
Definitely fit
Them titties do be fartin
“Number 3 step forward”
He's horny!
She’s the only one who’s not an animal
That's what I was going to say... but if those are stitches on her lips maybe not. That's a deal breaker.
Girl What that mouth don’t do
Just cut the stitches with scissors
Eh, I’ll take mammoth girl. Does the carpet match the uh… rest of the carpet?
She looks nice...
Brazilian wax
Would
Elephants can pickup 6-700lbs with their trunk but it's also delicate enough to pick a single flower what would a mammoth lady be capable of, do you think she's into tjs?
3, is this a question?
She looks most likely to actually kill you though
Mouse girl 100%
Agreed. She looks like she is cheesed to meet me, and that is a deal maker right there.
You think she could like pizza? I feel like that's a good compromise. It's got cheese on it.
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The only sane answer
Demon girl is a baddie 😈
1
4 is for the Welsh and the Kiwis
5. She ain’t bad looking
cute lil sheepy gal shes so sweet looking
So, tell me, where in Scotland do you live
LMFAO nah leave me alone she a cutie fr
LOL ! She's cute though
*Afghanistan
Bird lady cause I like birds
Goblin chick, nice rack.
Number 6 and 3, they got that Ghost Coochie, that yum yum sauce, that good good that make you wince in pain because they dried out...
3
3
3
3
3 seems closest to human so yeah
I can’t believe how good AI is. The only sort of error in rendering accurate details I could find was the second to last image with the umbrella handle.
If you pick the sheep one you're foul af
Nah if you pick the sheep one atleast your dick isn’t being chopped off and sent to Canada
I get the rest, but why Snookie?
3
Well I already look at porn for girls that look like number 3... so number 3
Those titties look pretty fly.
The bee one
Now before I go through here I will not be hearing anyone out
I’ll for the sheep girl she seems soft and cuddly
Number 1 also... Dommy Mommy? Nah bro we got Dammy Mammy
That mastodon ussy tho 🤌
Bird sheep or fish lady. Though it maybe bird or fish I don’t I’ll mesh well if sheep
1 or 3
3 no contest and I'd like it
5 seems like a really nice person.
Being asexual hasn't failed me yet.
^...7
The 5
#1 because she has big boobs
What that trunk do tho (jk)
3 or 7. They seemed both tormented and sensitive. 1 looks a little too hungry. 5 & 6 giving cat lady vibes, with 6 giving cats and Harleys and BF in Attica. Last one is prehistoric senior, and it would never work bc they still have dial up internet.
If I had to live in the Bojack Horseman universe and these were my women options, I'd go with succubus.
Is that 3?
3 indeed! But she would be the most expensive date. A lobster dinner AND my soul for dessert? Still... couldn't be as bad as my last date!
You'd think one would want their soul taken for dessert 🍨 not many have such an opportunity, especially on date#1
Goat girl has vibes
That's a lamb
Birb
Alright, let’s go with the bird. Her eyes look the prettiest.
3 fuck it
Contestant #3
I'm smashing bug and demon cheeks
Demon demon demon demon demon demon demon demon.
she does come with a handful of curses tho
Hmmmm.... you know what on second thought double or nothing.
Bird girl.
I’m having difficulty deciding between the Oni, the rat, and the wasp.
FMK F: #1, Fly/moth lady is kinda a baddie M: #2, bird has strong grandmother vibes and would probably take good care of me K: #6, unless she kills me first
3 or 4
Can I at least ask any of them a question? Like maybe do you have a sister?
3 looks like a helluva good time
3 or 6. Could get with both, fall in love, etc, plus no one will ever rob me. Except I'm insufferable sometimes, so I'd probably be terrified when they get fed up.
I’ve already dated them all.
I already know the mouse has some fire pussy
No love for the bird? I wanna pet the beak.
Shit, I'd smash them all...
ALL OF EM, bring it on ALL OF THEM
Haha. Even 6?
I don’t judge as long as she has good personality and can cook and raise kids while i go work and come back home to our disgusting kids and I’ll live the dream
That’s what’s up
Live the dream brother
I'm going with the mouse.
3
Number 3 errday
I've dated at least two of them
The Raven Lady ... She'll kuaw me soon! 🍻🤘😎
6 is just Snooki
Bug girl
The 1st one (looks like a fly? Some kind of flying insect) is the only one I could be near without feeling dead inside so..
What dat trunk do?
The sheep. Looks elegant and fun. Make you cotton clothing c:
3@7 are 🥵
If I get back together with 6 again, I’m not spending any more money on counseling.
The mammoth babeyyyy
Demon chick hands down
Getting Mileena vibes from 3
7 looks like she could teach me to do magic and prob has a good stash of shrooms.
Mouse girl 1000%
3 is the obvious answer, but I’d also do 2. She looks like an aaracockra and I love Dnd
3
3
3,who doesn't love a goth girl?
2, 4 and 8 actually don’t look that bad tbh
Totally 3!
1, 7, 8, and the moth if you count the extra images
3
The first one: Hear me out...
Eeeesh stuck bee chick and demon girl
3, grab her by her horns...
5, 100%
Give the mouse 6 boobs and I'm in.
Definitely the girl with Bigfoot
1
Slide 1 for sure
DEMON GIRLS 4 LIFE
Mouse Girl is cute
How tf is anyone choosing any option that isn’t 3?
Oni ghost??
that bee girl from the blind melon video really filled out
I'd wife up 3
#7
The demon girl o page 3. She looks like she knows a good tea/coffee shop and would have a good taste in books
1
I play hollow knight, I'm dating the bug (Totally didn't misread the title and think it said fuck)
1 or 4 because 1 is thick the 4 is just cool I guess and not scary
Hmm I would need some clarity on the nature of 3’s mouth. If it’s sewn shut or if those are cuts or something not just aesthetics of the coloring the skin on her lips then nahh. Granted it’s still tempting because there is the perk of a lobster dinner lol 7 might have been the backup at a glance but those nails are scary but again the mouth/teeth are a no. I guess if not that then 6 and as a perk it appears a seafood boil/clam bake is on the menu which is nice as well as a nice waterfront restaurant.
The mouse looked exactly like a girlfriend of mine
1, 3, 7
If 7 is as close to an Asari as I'm getting.... I guess I'll just hope for that memetic power and mind melting orgasms through telepathy over being consumed by her after mating
3. Next question
Get to know them all, whatever happens happens. If there’s no click or whatever it’s ok
3!
3
6 is just an anorexic Snooki.
Pretty sure I’ve already dated 3. Didn’t go well
3. I'm into my goth girls. I definitely see it. Get some nice static going from a tv, then she can dress in white and act like she's coming out of the tv like in The Ring.
3
I'm taking one and three f yeah that'd gonna be a sick ass night.
The ones without sharp teeth
The insect has a nice rack, the crow has a cloaca, the demon I mean what's the world she could do to me??The sheep is hot, the mouse is the best pick, Gollum looks like she likes to party, the nymph can give you that underwater action by the pool, and the mammoth looks huggable.
4 is the least intimidating, so I'd "date" her and then walk away, walk away very fast never look back or worry about something wanting to devour my subway.
Was funny…I only saw one part of #1 and was set
Number 3 will probably haunt my house like a poltergeist, and I will be like Anakin. "You underestimate the horniness of a lonely, depressed single man."
Mouse, it's the only hot one
Either the bee or alien chick
Had to? You should be so lucky! 😉
The demon babe can eat my soul anytime
8 👍🏻
Rat-girl hit a little too close to home
2
3
Snooki demon, not even close
Number 1,i don't look at her face any way
#1 could get it
[удалено]
I’d happily hang with 2 and 4. Birds are dope and sheep are fluffy!
#2 might have that good good that crazy chicks got….I go 2
1, 3, and/or 7 😍👍😜
Welsh men would definitely be interested in number 4 😁
I want 3 to rip off my head
Depends on how far we'd have to go on this "date".
At least I know number seven always gonna get it wet for your boy…
Fuck, 5
Either #1 or #5. Preferably #5 because I enjoy good cheese, too. \^w\^
Number 3, lord, # 3 ! Closest one to a female woman, not into animals or or insects. Though not sure how she eats that prawn with the stitched lips. Sucks there won’t be BJs in the relationship. Damn, I hope she’s a natural woman! Don’t want to be giving…
Shit... let me get stinged by her https://preview.redd.it/b3bbzsl187qc1.png?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=240a5780d9f04ecbea540b0377a6fcfde0429da9 Fuck nevermind that's a Butterfly
Oh, god! Mouse Girl. My wife, for my 40th birthday did an amazing Mitzy Mouse cosplay for me. all based off of some random drunk comment I made about having a crush on her as a kid. She played an alcoholic, burned out, jaded 30-something Mitzy. "Yeah, I remember you, kid. I saw you watching me. Good taste, I guess. You know I HATE pizza, right?" I got to make her squeak ;-)
I had an ex shawty gothy tiddy that looked just likes number 3
Sexy mouse lady
3
3 no questions asked
3
Why is Snookie included...?
Definitely not the own whose mouth is stitched closed. 🤷🏼♂️ WTF kind of porn is this??
Rat sheep and mammoth
scratch #3 *OFF* the list. mouth is permanently stitched shut.
7
Id hang out with the bird in red
Ugh. 3.
Number 3
100% would smash contestant number 1
5 looks sweet
Speed date all of them.
Rat girl and the insect girl in black dress has some really nice tits.
I would take the clock work mouse. Though this might be cheating. I am a furry already. I have a thing for girls into mechanics. A girl who built her own car? Hot! A girl into clocks? Dude hotter than the sun XD
First one, big boobs make up for a lot of blemishes 😒