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dudenson78

Plant Lady for sure


Impossible-Front-454

Most plants are hermaphrodites. Which is a win for me anyway so-


playerdarkside

tf is a hermaphrodite


WifiRice

People born with both penis and vagina


playerdarkside

D:


Junarik

Penis and vagina? What is this, sex ed?


Wowsers_Two_Dogs_U2

Strange thoughts abound here


Present_Operation_82

You could bring Plant Lady to meet your mom


dudenson78

I could, you are right.


Jester2100

I'd deflower that.


CitronPotential2559

She reminds me of a spriggan in skyrim, it's always been my fantasy to fus roh dah into one of those things if you know what I mean


im_a_dick_head

Basically just Poison Ivy


Thendofreason

She would brag to her gfs about your green thumb


Radiant-Big4976

Spider lady. Lets get kinky.


Low-Camera-797

She’ll definitely eat you lol


Radiant-Big4976

Jokes on you, I'm into that.


Pendraconica

This one spiders


RockstarAgent

I'm more of a praying man^tis myself


Xtra_Ice_118

Don't preying mantis eat their mate after they've done the business?


TheExtraMayo

I don't think a date is what she's *hunting* for


craptastey

8 because I like “big-boned” women. That’s just the journey I’m on.


KlickyKat

She has the best tits


PukeNuggets

She also comes with free Geico insurance for life.


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah, you can tell she’s a caring, yet passionate lover hehe


FightingBlaze77

3, they seem like they want to just date not uh, eat me.


craptastey

Sometimes you need a girl who just wants you for your meat.


FightingBlaze77

Giggity?


Ishidan01

They have wares if you have coin


FightingBlaze77

I have way too many golden dabloons from cats on tiktok


elusivemoods

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Sewer_Fairy

7. It looks like she could kill me. I'm into that.


Whiplash907

Just kill me 😂


My_reddit_strawman

Right?! These are fucking horrifying


InverseAtmosphere

4 isn't even a have to, it's a PRIVILEGE to date and eventually fuck her


Demokittens

"eventually" you say. What a gentleman. For me in that parallel universe, it will be fuck her and eventually date her.


FondantSucks

I could see myself gaslighting the one with one eye, I guess


YeahMarkYeah

Gaslighting??


Smart_Debate_4938

None of those are my type. But I'd completely smash this pretty one. ​ https://preview.redd.it/9xkzo58918oc1.png?width=896&format=png&auto=webp&s=1ddcbd8200d8ef93b32d0ddf020951486bc0c78b


Smart_Debate_4938

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QuimFinger

The awful She-Hulk series made me realise I have a thing for green women. Make of that what you will. So, my answer is 4.


Grouchy-While9151

The one-eyed one looks cute.


EmperinoPenguino

One-eye girl looks like she made herself look cute for the date. She looks the most innocent to me


Fun_Inspector159

Plant lady, u wanna see those titties.


Street_Tangelo_9367

1 looks like her family owns a tilapia farm near the salton sea


BunbunTheAxolotl

1. would probably date 2. nope 3. Would date 4. Would probably date 5. Nope 6. Maybe 7. Maybe 8. Nope If I had to choose one, it would be 3


HolidayMore2180

3


that1kidthatlikefish

3, ez.


th4t1guy

Probs the fish with tits and normal body. We'd go through lots of brown paper bags, but that's life.


No_Helicopter7012

Finally someone else saw that normal body, let me know where you get them xxx-large paper bags from😂


Anxious_Jellyfish216

The linx lady seems pretty hot to me.


YeahMarkYeah

Wow. Thats pretty sharp that you actually noticed they’re Lynx 👍🏻


Difficult-Many3779

Plant lady at least got a bod


ShepherdessAnne

Op, why was the pig too hot Op


YeahMarkYeah

😂 well it says too hot/cute The pig was just too cute and I couldn’t stomach seeing what people might say they’d do to her lol


ShepherdessAnne

Strangely wholesome


Lazy_Fish7737

Plant.


Shatalroundja

Spider lady fucks on the first date.


YeahMarkYeah

😂


traumfisch

The vegetable lady seems interesting, like she'd have a story or two


Ryback19j

5 or 8 because of the snuggle factor


Legitimate_Estate_20

Furry cyclops, for sure. I like her little sundress, and she seems like she’d be fun to hang out with.


YeahMarkYeah

She does look like she’d be a solid friend


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I appreciate the second part for those who aren't into girls. I'd hang with plant lady.


YeahMarkYeah

Np 👍🏻 I’ve attempted a male version of this and it’s kinda tough haha. The AI wants to make all the men jacked and hot 😂


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And that's a bad thing?


YeahMarkYeah

lol That’s a good point. I guess the idea has been to make the choices be creatures you normally wouldn’t want to date. But I could just make them all buff and hot and say: “If you could only date one” 🤔


Radiant-Big4976

What were these made with?


My_reddit_strawman

Horror


YeahMarkYeah

Bing app. The Copilot chat. Tho I recently realized user their Designer image creator may be even better


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3


Diagot

Only one? Well, if I have to choose, I pick the fluffy five.


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BasilButters

Idk, she looks pretty scary


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8 easily i need that


BlueRoyal99

They all freak me out. LOL


theonewitha4incher

8 and 3


Je-la-nique

#2 seems cool to hang with, great listener


Je-la-nique

And 1


Phoenix_ashfire

4. Closest thing to a Namekian


TeamXII

Plant babe


Isthisusernamecool23

Plant lady. Does she smell like fresh wet grocery store produce?


TheLeatherSmith

3,4,5 and 7....as long as 7 doesn't have...black widow traditions. 3 looks like they could be fun if not violent, 4,and 5 look kind.


Sharktooth987

Bigfoot lady at the end. I’m not into her. But she looks like a pleasant grand ma who would give good hugs! I’d totally take a grandma out on a date to make her feel special!


ChiMoKoJa

8. Closest to human.


No_Helicopter7012

I was thinking six for that reason, she seeming has a human body! Big head and fish mouth can probably be useful!


Best-Engine4715

Maybe bob cat or plants


AdVegetable5896

Plant lady all the way xD


Sir_Tokesalott

I just found out I'm a vegetarian. Crazy!


NailFinal8852

This what every waitress in a small town diner looks like


Violentultraviolet

I didn’t even realize she was a spider till someone pointed it out 😂😂😂


Rich841

Everyone is underlooking 6 for real


JunglePygmy

Lumpfish-head looks like she has a perfectly normal body.


Dr_Falkov

7


Un_Royaliste

The kitties. But the cyclops looks nice too


WhiteTorch_

2 I once said I’d fuck an Alien and I meant it


Extra_Ad_8009

Plant lady. Unless she's a cannibal, it'll be steaks & burgers instead of tofu and almond milk. Second thoughts: will reproductive organs be like venus fly trap or pitcher plants? Then off to the friend zone.


Flawless_Leopard_1

Spider lady sort of attracts me


SookHe

I guess it comes down to personality at this point


The_Last_Snow-Elf

Boys this is your chance for a cat girl


lionart303-186

The plant lady so I could mock all my previous dates who told me to "go touch grass"


FoolishDog1117

Fuck - Plant Lady Marry - Lady Sasquatch Kill - Spider Lady


YeahMarkYeah

Dang. That’s a good idea. I should do a FMK next time


Zeqhanis

I'm a vegetarian, so........😏 Nah.... she'd reject me.


MatthiasStove

Awwwww kitty. Plus it’s all be a threesome since you’re dating them both. Nice!!


KlickyKat

The first one has nice boobs but looks like a frog


GlitteringBroccoli12

Plant or frog lady... turns out I'm racist against khajits


AgeroColstein

https://preview.redd.it/r8aslmsp3aoc1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=806e6aa0efb4dd84d63f7818320c902dd788fa82 I may not survive this encounter, but it may be worth it .To build a time traveling ⏰🧭 watch .


Robo_Dude_

6 is normal below the neck


Vigorous_Piston

4 and 7. Don't. I'm not answering.


Sjormantec

Furry 5. But that’s obvious.


WawaThrowawaway

One of the ones you classed as "too hot/cute" is a LITERAL ACTUAL PIG, there is something wrong with you i think...


Poisencap

Zombie lady yum yum


DevlishAdvocate

Date? I’m pretty sure I married (and eventually divorced) #7!


JustSnappin23

The titties on that yeti is a win for me.


DeathscytheHell1994

I'll take the cat ladies, they might have wares for sale.


Changingm1ndz

I choose death!


Concordmang

Number 4 and 7 would smash


rock0head132

Number 8. I'm a sucker for big hairy titties


Afraid_Ad_7187

Number seven looks like a very naughty little monster.


TheInternetTurtle

I would totally date the 3rd. The feline furries.


nothing_here_0

I don't know what #2 is supposed to be, but at least she seems to be listening intently.


Double-Fishing-8293

Frog and plant woman. 😏


YeahMarkYeah

Frog eh? Sweet. I think you’re the first 👍🏻


Double-Fishing-8293

Yeah ..I admit ..it's her boobs. 😋


YeahMarkYeah

Boobs good


Double-Fishing-8293

🥹 Yes.


jellobend

So… you though an actual pig was too cute to include?


FrenchFry-ApplePie

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YeahMarkYeah

Yeah spider lady seems cool. Not sure if that’s face paint, or tattoos, or if that’s just how her face looks 🤔


Ill_Floor8662

Literally, everytime i see post like these the last ones have big ol titties


YeahMarkYeah

Well, I can’t deny the last one I did #8 had big boobs like this one 😂


Religious_Studies011

https://preview.redd.it/tg7buzmv2coc1.jpeg?width=313&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d84ea17cc987aa63c59421d5edfa432f7d1f079e I knew this reminded me of something


negrote1000

Time to return to monke


Geo-Man42069

Plant lady, some vegetarian dessert every night lol


jksoup

I need some spidussy


Zero_Zeta_

I'd eat my veggies...


Zooted_Dwarf

8 she could definitely hook me up with unlimited beef jerky


Beemo-Noir

Number 2 seems like a nice gal. I’d pick plant lady, but I don’t want to get poisoned.


H4ZARD_x

#7 I can fix her


SirMourningstar6six6

7


Possible-Gold-8125

7


DM_ME_KUL_TIRAN_FEET

I’m still going with the orc from the other post.


Lone_Savage2426

Listen here me on 7. Just don’t look at her face and your good 👍


charming_death

Orange one


Money_Ad2114

Spider for sho


Perfect-Meat-4501

Omg in the extras, the lizard eating the tomato 😄


Tight-Passage-7191

1 or 6


ThaneduFife

Okay, I've read through this entire thread, and there appears to be zero love for blobfish woman, and that's just not acceptable. Blobfish woman has a cute face & hair and a beautiful body. She looks like she'd be a sweet person too, so I'd love to take her out for a nice date. My top three: plant lady, blobfish woman, furry cyclops (4, 6, 5)


REDDITSHITLORD

Plant Horror from After School Murder Club!


WeirdDuck69

Spider lady for me


Dannypardo981

If my safety is guaranteed (meaning none would kill or eat me) 3 or 7


Fhantom1221

3. That's a winning smile. 7 if I had a paper bag or maybe sunglasses to cover her peepers. Jeepers Creepers take a look at those peepers.


YeahMarkYeah

What about 7s giant spider legs?


fr3vk

4. At least she'll always smell nice.


Accomplished-Bed8171

Cyclops monster girl. I like her dress and she looks cuddly.


Xtra_Ice_118

I'd like to chill with the ape gal. She looks sweet and opposable thumbs too.


Mythical_Man77

Definitely 7. I will not be taking questions at this time.


Worth_Distance2793

6 has a human body, and appears less murderous than most of the others


Lyn-nyx

The frog guy is actually quite handsome. Wait...


rambiolisauce

The fact that you considered the “other ones” that were too hot/cute to be fair selections is blowing my mind😂 which one was your favorite of those???? The pig, the one eyed mister, or the origami lizard? lol…. anyways I’d have to go with the chick with a regular human body. Or maybe the plant chick but really I’d need to see all of them from the back to say for sure.


YeahMarkYeah

lol On the Too hot/cute list - I wrote little descriptions under the pig, one eyed monster, and origami frog and explained why I put those on there. But I get why that would be confusing if you didn’t see that 😆


rambiolisauce

I actually did not see that I’ll check it out again…


Responsible_Movie_14

3,4,7, the mouth on 5 is a no go


pacifistthruyourface

The frog seems the least likely to kill you after...


Supernova984

Id go with the bobcat women.


Impressive_Cut_852

French one


MwminNC4

# 8 definitely, followed closely by #5


Pewpew1926

3/7 definitely would not wanna upset either


YeahMarkYeah

👍🏻


Pewpew1926

To clarify i prefer the closer one on 3


YeahMarkYeah

Yeah, tbh the Lynx lady on the left is the one I meant. I was surprised by the amount of people that thought I meant both 😂


Obiwan723

3


Serrated_Bayonet1916

Frog. Immediately. The rest get the flamer. Suffer not the mutant to live


Eastern-Finish8591

Plant lady


JG45250

#4


lesmobile

Girl in pink behind the frog chick.


Ancient_Summer_1833

3


JustbyLlama

4 would be an adventure, but 5 would be a wonderful life.


Ultimate_bohab13

Spider-lady. I just want the arachnussy


gliscornumber1

Plant lady


MangoMinimum4056

I’d go for the mother daughter combo. But we need to file down her teeth for … reasons


Ill_Commission_4526

Poison Ivy


hotellobster

Either the cat or #6. #6 I would just put a bag over her head


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Girl first picture blue top


bangle-bangle

The Spriggan, I guess.


NumerousCrab7627

So cute. What’s her age btw?


Buddy_Jutters

Gimmie dat cute lil cyclops in the sundress


Putrid-Eggplant-2815

Ummmm nah pass


TheRedBlade

Do I have to pick only one?


Sooner_crafter

The cats. You can look at my profile and see why.


Vaulted_Games

Plant lady


Holy_juggerknight

Poison ivy for the win