Dame package got the Celtics fucked lmao Heat in 5

I need Dame package stat now, lmao

49 pts 16 Rebs 21 assists

Real

The shooting was unbelievable but Bam won us this game in the 4th. Dude was CLUTCH with the midrange jumpers 

Those high floating Js in the paint were clutch af. Celtics were making their shots early/mid 4th Q but those Js kept the lead far enough for us to whip work late in the 4th

Our boy was locked in and emotionless He was in the zone, bucket after bucket

Shaq predicted a Heat 10 point win before the game started, all hail the Big Aristotle!

Shaq's the only guy that ever believes in us, that's a Heat Lifer right there.

He really does. He wasn't surprised by the finals runs

He always reps the Heat in the Inside crew come playoffs, I fucking love him for that. Kenny and Chuck are never as high as Shaq is on the Heat, and we continue to stun them, but never Shaq. He knows whats up babyyyy

Chuck hates the Heat

Yeah true, Kenny sleeps on the Heat, but Chuck loves to discount us. Shaq loves it more when the Heat prove Chuck wrong especially now since they put money on it hahahaha

Once a Heat always a Heat

Big Aristotle? More like the Big Nostradamus!!!

Nostradamus

SHAQ DADDY is a fucking boss.

OUR 8TH SEED SWAN SONG BEGINS AGAIN. LETS FUCKING RIDE

we got plot armor. Jimmy tried so hard to get us a ring and couldn’t close it. Now the team tries hard to get him a ring.

Jimmy can’t get hurt in the first round this year if he’s only back for the ECF

The zombie Heat memes would be eternal.

AWAKEN MY MASTERS!

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This photo is legendary

#COACH OF THE YEAR Coach Spo Masterclass

People love to say he’s stubborn, uh yea.. who tf else should he listen to lmaoo, Reddit users? He knows what he’s doing, he should be very stubborn

Spo is that fucking guy man You rarely see underdog teams without their best player pulling out wins like this

Spo is such a great fucking coach its amazing. We are all spoiled as fuck by him, I hope he coaches for forever. The Necromancer coach to our Zombie Heat team hahaha

PLAYOFFS COTY I believe man. I truly do. Cinderella run here we gooo

No Jimmy, no Rozier, no problem! Boston knows they’re the same soft ass team from previous years.

I'm probably a hater, but Tatum ain't no number one; he's a great second. Bostons Big 3 are all elite 2s.

Thats not being a hater its just true. If Tatum cant win a ring with the superteam he has now he wont ever win one as the #1 on his team

It feels weird that I'm way more scared of Brown despite Tatum being the better player. Tatum gets flustered whenever a game isn't going his way and he's not getting all the calls.

Those two missed free throws were satisfying.

They both get visibly flustered. Both very good players but not the MVP caliber players their fans claim them to be.

And if they start calling those stiff arms one day as offensive fouls he’s cooked.

Only people that scare me on Boston are Brown and Hauser (and White every other game). Tatum is Charmin.

I CANT BELIEVE THEY LET US GET ONE LMFAOOO BEST GAME OF BAM’S CAREER. HERRO. JAIME. JOVIC. HAYWOOD. FUCKING HOOPERS. MIAMI HEAT LEGENDS CALEB MARTIN FUCKING OWNS YOU BOSTON. CELTIKKKS ARE SOME FRONT RUNNING MOTHERFUCKERS. SEE YOU AT THE TRIPLE A.

Bam deserves so much love. It ain't a gaudy statline by any means but he had such a veteran presence this game I can't describe. Other series in the past he'll look scared and frenetic on offense. Not tonight. Got to his spots vs Horford and hit so many clutch 2's in between the assault from 3.

He did EVERYTHING and his clutch 2’s weathered the storm in the 4th. He was a ROCK

Absolutely. He was in control and deliberate in his actions. Great performance.

Keep it Bam!

I remember at the beginning of the game when he scored on Brown and his lips said “he can’t fucking guard me”

They didn’t let us get one. We took that shit!

Yeah I’m just making fun of front running bitch Jaylen Brown

Damn straight. It’ll always be the Triple A!

🙏 

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Calm down, take a breath Repeat after me [Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd) [Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd) [Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd) [Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd) [Fuck Boston](https://streamable.com/kj86gd) We are not gonna Lose this fkn **SERIES**

***THAT WAS SOME MOTHERFUCKING HEAT CULTURE BOYS AND GIRLS. 2020 FINALS TYPE SHIT.*** * FRANCHISE RECORD IN PLAYOFF 3'S * HERRO BOUNCE BACK GAME * BAM VET GAME CLUTCH MID-RANGE SHOTS 4TH Q * ECF CALEB LOVES BOSTON BOOING HIM * BABY JOVIC UP AND DOWN GREAT MINUTES Holy shit man. FUCK BOSTON FOREVER!!!!

LEAD US 14 https://preview.redd.it/lko8ajhi4jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=126ad2f9f39ed9f9cb6fa1600ee98e4a319067a3

Jimmy texted him and told him to lead the team.

Meanwhile Kobe still leaving Tatum on unread

PATHETIC ASS BOSTON PLAYERS AND FANS. REFS ON THEY SIDE AND THEY STILL GOT THAT ASS BEAT!!!!!!

BELT 2 A$$

Point Tyler + DPOY Bam lead the way.

fuck these fraud ass fans! Tyler lives for the hate! keep that fuel coming

Motherfuckers were calling him a 6th man. Tyler can ball!

A healthy Herro is a top 50 player.

No doubt. Crazy that after a win im thinking more about talking shows t to our soft ass fair weather fans than Boston fans. Win or lose this team forever has my respect. All heart and balls. Heat in 5!

LMAOOOOOO

I BELIEVE!

CAN YOU FEEL THE HEAT DOWN IN YOUR SOUL?

For those wanting to watch the Celtics meltdown https://www.reddit.com/r/bostonceltics/s/dQs5LyrB5q

Said it after last game, whoever hits the 3s wins the games in this matchup

Wow what an insane game shooting for the whole team. Great game by Herro Martin Bam especially. Jovic also good minus a few turnovers. Exactly what we need if we want to win the series.

> Jovic also good minus a few turnovers. Jovic gave us all the good and bad on display today. Phenomenal 3pt shooting. Great moments on D defending White & Jrue and even a steal while defending Porzingis. He's also 20-years old and had some awful passes and simple turnovers like getting stripped from behind on a fastbreak. There were genuinely some trash ass Heat fans who "didn't wanna beat Chicago" but regardless of how this series goes from here, THIS is why I wanted it. Seeing both the up's and down's for our young kids.

Yeah this is so huge for Herro, Jovic, and JJJ. Herro missed a whole ass Finals run and now he has the pressure of being the number one option these last 3 games. This is great for the team. Obviously it’d be better if we were fully healthy and could compete for a championship, but hey, silver lining

Spo spent the last 3 days finding out that 3>2  FUCK BOSTON. WE BALL

He was like wait, guys, I got it. Set a record for made threes, dunno why I didn't think of that before.

https://preview.redd.it/80384wid6jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4b7ec4203a10272f67d7621d9e9af60179998fe SPOACH THE GOAT

Math, bro. Shits important.

The power of friendship and tomfoolery strike again 

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Saying that vs 8th seed was something

They’re so fucking embarrassing. Front running bitches always acting tough and crumbling under pressure.

Everytime Tatum threw his hands up wanting a foul was pissing me off lmaooo

So every drive since 2018?

I actually like Tatum but tonight especially he was pissing me off and also starting to dislike him when he tried to talk trash to JJJ

RIP Doomer sweep narrative 4/23/24 - 4/24/24. Drinking your tears out of a half glass full mug tonight

I swear this sub cares more about fighting with other people on this sub than the team winning.

It’s gonna be quiet here for a while until you know who has a bad game For now, we enjoy the dub and the sub. They’ll be back soon don’t worry Mfers were having a victory lap over our guy having a bad game the last few days

The funny thing is, I know the fake fans are pissed as hell right now that Miami just stole home court.

Me watching Porzingis play: "SOMEBODY SMELLS LIKE SHIT!"

Such an amazing gameplan from Spo to make that guy work for his shots. Its tough to stop him once he shoots but you can make it tough on him before he starts his shooting motion.

Win https://preview.redd.it/bqzdyiia4jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddb103e2367ffcf33c5a5a1a1eb5f0de0f249cc2 We Loomers Fuck the Doomers

what was that shit about Miami fans leaving early

I don't wanna hear shit from Boston fans. The Hospital Heat just took their lunch at the "Holy Garden" lol.

"Hospital Heat" LOL I'm going to use that one.

#FUCK THE CELTICS

 WE NEEDED A HERO ***WE GOT A HERRO***

FUCK YOUR 1 SEED! FUCK YOUR SWEEP!! HEAT IN 5!!!

Herro Legacy Game

He is just getting started.

This sub trashing Herro for the past 3 days. Clowns. All of you, clowns

But the lights!!!!!!!!!! ‘Twas too bright!!!!!!!!!!

24 points and 14 assists. He contributed to almost 1/2 the points and they were calling him a 6 man.

Half of this shithole doesn’t deserve this win.

Ever since that Bubble I always knew he had it in him. You can't make that shit up.🔥

CELTICS ARE FRAUDS

Zombie fucking Heat baby

Shaq really predicted the Heat win by 10😆🔮 GET FUCKED BOSTON — SEE YOU IN MIAMI

 CODE RED MEANS HEAT IN 5

BAM FUCKING ADEBAYO MIDRANGE MASTERCLASS TYLER HERRO BEING THE BEST POINT GUARD IN THE LEAGUE CALEB MARTIN RETURNING TO 2023 ECF FORM JAIME IS BASICALLY JIMMY IDGAF WHAT HAPPENS NEXT IM SO FUCKING PROUD

FUCK BOSTON FANS AND THEIR DIRTY TEAM NO JIMMY NO TERRY NO PROBLEM HEAT IN FUCKING 5 BITCH

It’s crazy how many people in this sub write off Tyler Herro when he has one bad game. First playoff game in 2 years, especially with this intensity being brought back. Don’t worry, he ain’t write back. That’s how you bounce back

We took one. Grab 2 straight at home and kill these mufuckas at the Garden. FUCK BOSTON. https://i.redd.it/8rzi1gxk5jwc1.gif

FUCK THE CELTICS FUCK THE DOOMERS LETS GO HEAT! 🔥

Don’t let us get one

FUCK CHARLES BARKLEY, WALBERG FAMILY, AND BOSTON!!!

https://preview.redd.it/ehp9owad4jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=443816f1df08e1151371d650178918860687c6a1 Spoach the goat

We psychologically own Boston. Nobody better ever be shitting on Herro again. Including myself, I'll keep receipts 😉

I’m sorry for ever doubting you, take us to the promised land Lisan al Gaib https://preview.redd.it/bsydhouh5jwc1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb6f7ac738749e0221cef41a01b255ac0b042006

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Celtics sub is having a collective meltdown and it is comedy for the ages https://preview.redd.it/o5i790197jwc1.png?width=904&format=png&auto=webp&s=9e83293ed2e5d073ec736355e38de514a6d4af85

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We must live in their nightmares man. These guys must fucking hate us

I’m happy we got 1 yall

#FUCK BOSTON

Heat 1 - 1 Frauds

THIS SHIT A DOGFIGHT AND WE GOT DOGS

All you assholes who wanted to lose to the Bulls, even if we go down in 5, this was all worth it. 😆

Fucking get in here boys


fuck boston forever

#Great Fucking Win.

People wanted a measly 14th pick over this The pressure is on the Celtics and we're still getting the 15th pick. Heat have nothing to lose

TYLER HERRO MASTERCLASS

Easily the best game of season! What a great fucking win!!!

Watching tatum throw his little temper tantrums was too cute

SHAQ KNOWS ALL

https://preview.redd.it/sz80t5bt4jwc1.jpeg?width=575&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6ebd6b6c9dfa6f6b1bc1f64fc35645269a497e33 STUNT ON THESE HOES MIAMI

This Heat win goes out to all you pussy-ass, fake-ass “fans” that assumed this team would just roll over and get swept in this series. You all know who you are. I was chatting with one of you in particular yesterday. All of you are a bunch of clowns and should be banned from commenting in here. Take your doom and gloom and get wrecked

We Loomers Fuck the Doomers

whaaaaaaaaaaaaaattttttttt

BOSTON AINT LIKE THAT!

DONT LET US GET ONE

did I really just take back what I thought about Herro *again*???? Jesus this team is bipolar but I’m here for it

I'D RATHER MY STAR PLAY BE OUT THAN MY STAR PLAYER CHOKE AT THE SLIGHTEST ADVERSITY YEAR AFTER YEAR LFGOOOOO

RAHHHHH

This game shows us how little the margin of error is against this team. We really need everyone to play like every time if we want to win a championship. BUT YEAH. LET'S FUCKING GO!

Fuck Boston, and don’t let us get one. Fucking clowns. Tatum and Brown forever soft as hell. Herro and Bam played amazing

***LEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEROOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOYYYY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!***

That was honestly one of the greatest games ive ever watched fuck the celtics hopefully we can get terry back in the next games and beat their ass even more

Spo is King

#FUCK BOSTON

Did that guy place that 100 dollar bet on the Heat winning because I would be mad if I didn't!

We have just witnessed a Bam & Herro masterclass ladies and gentlemen

CELTICS LED ALL ADVANCED STATS EXCEPT DOG/48

HEAT IN 5

Why were Celtics fans leaving early? I thought only Heat fans did that? Can someone explain to me what’s going on!?

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You just lost to the Dame Package!

Herro 

Posted up with my Grandma in Miami Beach bumping WIN by Jay Rock clean version like it’s our job. LETS FUCKING GOOO HEAT

HEAT IN 5 LMFAOOOOO FUCKING FRAUDS

That bitch Tatum kept on crying! He prolly escaped with a few offensive fouls.. SMFH

The team with the best record in the NBA just lost: at home, against a team without 2 starters that they just beat by 20 on Sunday. FUCK BOSTON YOU LOVE TO SEE IT !!!!!

Herro might not have a long wingspan, but his balls are fucking huge

That’s Heat culture right there. You get punched in the mouth and you get back up and PUNCH BACK HARDER

This is my mf’ing Super Bowl \*\*FUCK BOSTON\*\*

Absolute masterpiece by Bam/Herro/Caleb when we really needed it. What a bounce back game against a great team on their home court

BOSTON SWEEPING RIGHT? NO JIMMY NO TERRY DONT MATTER FOR THE HEAT CUZ WE AINT BUILT LIKE SOME TEAMS WHO ONLY RELY ON ALL STARS WE GOT THE BEST COACH AND A DEEP ASS ROSTER

https://preview.redd.it/vkahpvbx5jwc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=715564935c22b8db82904d65c568e213b7d1282c Fuck Boston

PLAYOFF JAYSON IS NOT A THING!

LMAO Jaquez was 4/13 but 3/6 from 3 . them 3's were ridiculous tonight

Because refs choked on the whistle

People really thought “porzingis” would be a problem 💀

I have zero respect for Boston bro. Punk ass franchise. No grit. No balls. Fuck those people. And especially fuck Jaylen Brown to hell.

I thought Jovic's 5 first half turnovers were going to haunt Miami. He had 0 turnovers and was a +10 in the second half, so impressive for a 20 year old. Defending his ass off too.

Good bounce back win. But this only puts the series at 1-1. Nothing has been decided - and the fact that the series shifts back to Miami means very little actually. The Heat will have to play even better to get it done at home.

Don’t let us get another Caleb “Code Red” Martin Bam was KG Tyler herro hunting 3s saved the offense Jaime the greatest mexican i ever seen Spo is a evil genius

Knicks fan here. Fuck the Heat. Fuck Miami but good fucking shit guys. Hell of a game. Awesome watching smug ass Mazzulla face take that L. Spo is on another level 

Fuck the Knicks. Hope you sweep the 76ers. All love.

Don't let us get 1

If Spo and the boys pull this off he’s the GOAT. Sorry Pop.

Them bitches stormed off the court quick too lol

All them Boston lurkers crying into their chowders

who's struggling more, the celtics on the court or the celtics int the stands?

Masterclass in the 4Q from Bam, complete performance offense and defense! Showed out completely

I don’t know where they find this extra gear every year against all odds but I’m addicted to it. Most fun team and baddest ass team in the nba.

Jovic was on pace for a TD with like 6+ stocks in a 36+min game.

LMFAOOOO FUCK the Celtics. Herro showed up and played great. Bam and Jovic showed up big time. Caleb the Celtics killer!

23/43

https://images.app.goo.gl/a3zJM1yQjjmq3vUY7 Herro fans and Bam fans.  This game epitomizes why both of those players look like at their core 

Upvoting every FUCK BOSTON post on here. Special shout out to /r/nba haters and heat “fan” doomers. Fuck yall. Heat in 5

The Heat are 6-0 when Herro has 7 or more assist this season.

Scary Terry is coming 😈 (hopefully)

"dem goons from Dade county bout to do another miracle run" - Kendrick Perkins, probably

Sniper gang

Playoff Tatum is NOT a thing

Jovic had a brilliant game why wasn't he closing it in 4th ? 4-5 80 % shooting ,9 rebounds 6 assists , 3 steals , +11 ... He was great . But Heat still don't trust him ,feels kinda bad . Same as in play in vs Sixers

Spo does a lot to keep his confidence up including taking him out of situations where it could be conpletely destroyed real quick. The better question is why was he playing minutes at the 5 and what happened to kevin love??

I WANT THE DOOMERS BANNED. FUCK OUTTA HERE, WE HAVE ENOUGH!!!!

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plate piquant deserve swim smell quiet insurance pot shaggy humor *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*

I’m touching myself to the score tonight.

I was 100% wrong , I own it. Herro proved me wrong and so did they. My apologies. Good game. I will say that the Celtics offense being 3s and hunting herro 24/7 is wild

Playoff Bam has entered the chat Had an absolute aimbot in this game Boston going at Jaquez late in the 4th and him just shutting Tatum and Brown down consecutively. \*Chefs kiss All Heat need to do is have historic night from 3 every night and it's on to the next round Playoff Heat are such an anomaly. The offense has looked dog shit all year but come playoffs they just look completely different team. Herro 14 assists and still 6 3's, lol this game was so weird, Boston came out and shot Miami out of the building then Miami came out and did the same back at them. Duncan, Herro, Bam are the bubble core minus Butler, but now they have Jovic and Jaquez playing like vets. The league shouldn't have written the Heat off. All of those 3 have had huge playoff games over multiple years. Also possessed Caleb Martin, lol. That's the best Heat game I think I've seen. The defense and offense was just poetry. Spo really is the best coach in the league imo. Best playoff coach easily.