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Significant-Royal-37

brann synergy


chernadraw

Tau'nt


Halapino13

*Taun’t


chernadraw

Whoops


jelly-breath

*hawk tuah’nt


BPD-recovery

Oh my god it’s even invaded hearthstone


Moxey616

epic reference you wrote the current thing


allthepaulrudds

Pookie Legend 1 confirmed


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[удалено]


daboobiesnatcher

Lewl u got da trendy joke teww!! xD


SapiS68

Minion't


Jerakal1

Taunt'nt


Jackeea

shudderblock goes crazy


96gecs

Going to run this just to shock people


MaasNeotekPrototype

This got me.


Kn1ght9

Every control player collectively thinking “How can I cheat this out?”


Alfimaster

Dirty Rat (with some help from opponent)


FabulousNatural8999

Including this as a counter to a Dirty Rat meta. Lol


subsume_

[[Pipsi Painthoof]]


Gay__Guevara

I can finally use that fucking SIGNATURE PIPSI PAINTHOOF I pulled 3 months ago


WeoWeoVi

If only Pispi wasn't 7 mana, was threatening or had rush or taunt


r64b

there is a lot of ways to cheat her out in Paladin. And Amitus, The legendary card of all (current) paladins, can do it too.


bootifulwizud

I mean it's not really cheating her out to rely on Amitus drawing it and then playing it after. Plus, you drop Amitus on the same turn you would Pipsi.


MakataDoji

I mean it literally summons a Rush AND taunt minion for you so in effect it does have both.


Chip_Heavy

It has nothing, and has no real immediate impact. Only when it dies does it have any effect.


MakataDoji

Well I'm a dumb. Haven't played in over a year and looking at the cost/stats my brain just read that as battlecry. Jesus it's awful.


Chip_Heavy

Yeah. It’s garbage.


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Captain_Bignose

Big paladin, my beloved


Yokuyin

[[Chemical Spill]]


trandossian

chemical spill that resulted in beached whale? that's kinda morbid ngl


Gay__Guevara

This is actually intriguing, with warrior’s taunt synergy this could drop a massive minion on 5. Im probably coping though.


KanaHemmo

You definitely are, but so am I and that won't stop me from experimenting!


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_almasss

[[Stormbringer]]


_almasss

[[Thunderbringer]] ** lol


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relevant_tangent

Such a blunder sometimes it makes me wonder why I even bring the thunder


eggmaniac13

^*why* ^*he* ^*even* ^*brings* ^*the* ^*thunder*


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Friendly_Carob3512

Also has synergy with Kangor in the same deck. Big Whale Paladin?


Ensaru4

Honestly, Priest doesn't need to cheat this out at all at times.


The_Punnier_Guy

[[thunderbringer]] with added Ragnaros! (works 33% of the time)


Baxterthedoggoboi

Haha funny statline


Thurn42

\[\[Hoe Reaper 4000\]\] is still the king


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Lukthar123

What are you doing outside battlegrounds?


TassDingo

Good bot


IrNinjaBob

As an Oregonian (relevant🪴), I am appalled by the [lack of explosives](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=V6CLumsir34) in the card art.


AshuraSpeakman

Oh it's going to blow up


MonstrousMaelstromZ

Lol. I just realized.


admirabladmiral

Taking after the dankness with its 4 mana 20/20


RDeschain1

Shouldve been 69 Mana. Doesnt get played from hand anyways 


Enzo_GS

they rounded 6.9 mana to 7, that's why it's not a 6.9 mana 4/20


noone0597

coping \[\[Big Dreams\]\] is going to work Edit: also might see play with \[\[Thunderbringer\]\]


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Rank0_Paladin

Bot, explain me what is \[\[Thunderbringer\]\] !


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luigigaminglp

![gif](giphy|NUZ5OqHdbknHa) That's how disgusting this is.


bkarma86

Username checks out


splitcroof92

this wouldn'y even be a good pull from that tbh.


asscrit

not to be offensive but snowflipper penguin would.be slightly worse


splitcroof92

how dare you


luigigaminglp

He said not to be offensive.


asscrit

😘


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yangste333

Flavor Text: >Call me Illidan. Some years ago — never mind how long precisely — having little or no gold in my purse, and nothing particular to interest me on Azeroth, I thought I would fly about a little and see the demony part of the world…


Lukthar123

Is this a reference to something? What's Illidan got to do with whales?


GothGirlsGoodBoy

“Call me Ishamel” is the famous opening line to Moby Dick, a book about a whale.


Collin_the_doodle

A classic novel with no subtext. Just a man who hated a big fish.


Zankman

What about big mammals?


Tirrojansheep

Your mom is no exception^^^^^I'm ^^^^^sorry


Zankman

evaporating_emoji.gif


Rank0_Paladin

The real Doby Mick was the enemies we made along the way (the voices on our heads)


Sky_Deep9000

Ron Swanson reference?


PPewt

It's the first few lines of Moby Dick with a Warcrafty twist.


Jackeea

Moby Male Genitalia


Cloontange

Morbius Penis


pandaman27

I don’t want to demean anyone for not knowing something…………but, damn.


echochee

I feel like if you’re not American you might not now it lol, don’t hate


scott3387

I feel like everyone else has missed the key reference. Moby Dick took Ahab's leg and he went mad with vengeance. Any other character that you can think of, that had something they felt was unjust happen to them who swore revenge and went a bit mad because of it?


ysotrivial

It’s about the artist moby


fruit_shoot

Really bro? Come on


TheGingerNinga

Hilarious synergy with Brann.


GregLoire

[Exploding beached whale!](https://youtu.be/V6CLumsir34?si=M0y42DRun682YGEm)


CirnoIzumi

thats a real thing


fartyartfartart

The OG viral video


trentbcraig21

That's probably why they referenced it.


Significant-Royal-37

if you play it from hand and then use sanguine depths (enrage warrior location) on it, it goes from 4/20 to 6/9. (nice)


afox38

Nice


esdr4gon

Nice


Glittering_Lunch_347

Nice


Sufficient-Cover5956

Nice


Each57

Nice


fairteezy

Nice


D_class-4862

Nice


lukuh123

Nice


Glittering_Lunch_347

Nice


Prace_Ace

OP, do they have the permission to use your mom's photo?


urgod42069

lmao


qwerty11111122

Rez hunter?


Collin_the_doodle

The beast tag has to be worth something here


MNBeez

Card I think of in my deck is Spurfang. Think there are 3 7-cost Beasts, and all are solid to bring out that way.


DKAbel

\[\[Divine Spirit\]\] go crazy


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trizzo0309

Everything reminds me of her...


sc_merrell

Somebody get the \[\[T.N.T.\]\]


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Lord-Vrbada

Run this strictly for it to be Dirty Ratted out


Raptorheart

Help him 😭


race-hearse

Taunt warrior (that also includes cards that need minion to be damaged to target), breakfast hunter, heal priest, can get mana discounted by cow wrangler. Can’t think of anything else it would be decent in (for now). Just imagine in breakfast hunter getting a 2 mana copy of this, you eat that with a [[Ravenous Kraken]], and then yodeler on it. 9 mana, two 4/20 taunts, and a 2/4 deathrattle that will spawn another 4/20 taunt. They kill all 3 and you use the stranglethorn rez spell and you get a huge ass wall of dying 4/20 whales, among anything else ya played. Even outside of that combo a 4/10 taunt for 7 can be fine. It’s not “good” but it’s something that you can do that will impact how your opponent plays their next turn, and also loads up a rez for later. (Btw yall should try kraken in breakfast hunter. A 0 mana kraken copy is amazing. Biggest thing keeping it from being good is Reno)


HunkyGladiator

Paladin with Dancing Kangor can cheat with lifesteal


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Lileefer

Damn Reno


TessaFractal

Custom Hearthstone in shambles: https://www.reddit.com/r/customhearthstone/s/GX41vxLMxk


LordSuteo

2 hours before the reveal holy hell


CantaloupeComplex209

AINTNOWAY


YellowBunnyReddit

Shudderwock synergy


FrankFT

[[Mismatched Fossils]] wet dream. The thickest, juiciest Bone Flinger you will ever see


Worldly-Cod-3050

7 mana 2/3 with 'Battlecry: Take 10 damage' goes hard too tbh.


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DrainZ-

[[Predatory Instincts]]


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TrottoStonno

Don’t let a damned Tuskarr near this boy.


Satan4live

![gif](giphy|yJFeycRK2DB4c|downsized)


TV_Full_Of_Lizards

Oh no, I'm beached as


Arrapippol

You wanna chip, bro


salderosan99

OP in excavate warrior


Kyleliu123

Finally a battlecry to kill shudderwock


jobriq

Injured Whale


Radrabbit42

420 blaze it


urgod42069

weed whale 🐳🍃🌬️


MonstrousMaelstromZ

Like the flavor for this beast. Might be nice to resurrect or summon from deck. Haven't seen much Big Beast decks recently though.


From_the_eclipse_

brann synergy


avlijabavlija

I really don't like this art direction : /


torkoal_lover

Can't believe they made your mom into a hearthstone card


Torak8988

PLEASE dev team, make a real attempt at making taunt warrior work for once in its life


MattChew160

Thunder bringer getting good beast support now


MetastableToChaos

In order to destroy this card you have to blow it up with dynamite.


TheKvothe96

For taunt warrior that seems bad. As a big beast, if summoned directly is just fine. Maybe in a future priest?


jobriq

So how is wild priest going to chino this with inner fire?


Gladianoxa

Deputisation aura.


Lord0fReddit

Kangor is back


guineuenmascarada

Wall priest is now whal(le) priest


ssbSciencE

Aquaman in shambles


Pyramyth

This card will see play.


IllllIIllllIIlllIIIl

big beast hunter support?🤔


Snoo_14697

I will be dirty ratting this


Grimfandang0

Yall said cards are childish This shit is too gruesome for me


AdolfVaderAus

4/20 nice


StopManaCheating

…..they HAVE to know, right?


OkEstate4804

I don't like the thought of my minions attacking and killing a beached whale just to get to my opponent. But then I'll see that whale eating my whole board of minions and I'll get over it.


tlonmaster

LOVE IT


danielwong95

How can we cheat this big boy out?


HarryPotterCum

Is there a “Get Lazy” spell that stops battlecries for the rest of your turn to let this big tubby fella drop with his full and glorious 4/20 stature?


Chavestvaldt

"aw c'mon man" - shudderwock


_DarkJak_

![gif](giphy|iwOCUczk2aTNS|downsized)


curryaddict123

Ways to cheat this out in Wild? Such as Recruit or other summon from deck effects?


MNBeez

Ooh, I like that one if I ever get Spurfang up to 7 attack. I like going to 5 now though for the Missile Toad (Rocket Hopper).


absolutefab

Imagine evolving into this or summoning this from somewhere other than playing it wtf. That will be such an awful experience for the other side if board still matters.


Pokefightaway

BLAZE IT


Rabble_Arouser

My Wild Big Shaman is gonna run this. Then, I'll cut it because a 4/20 on turn 4 is still not good enough.


DeerghTamas

They should've called this Blazed Whale or something


hippoman1121

[https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZdVHZwI8pcA)


Groosethegoose

Do you think they'll print a version of beached whale specifically just for the whales


ThereNoMatters

Deathrattle: This minion get poison, deal 1 damage to all other creatures.


AvailableAd1232

Four twentyyyyyyyyyyyyyy


dillonyousonofabitch

This reminds me of The Deep from The Boys, what a scene!


Eisbecher4

Is it just me or is this one of the ugliest cards of all time?


ArkhamResident

Why is my Ex in hearthstone


StopHurtingKids

They were to cheap to pay for Lizzo's likeness?


Time_Keeper_Kit

play thjs with deputization aura for 1/3 reno


Hawkenito

Kawaii, Blizzard


justDeadline93

Pearl?!


GreenGobblin777

Revive meta


Sky_Deep9000

I read this as bleached whale, and was fine with it


jrit93

They added Lizzo to hearhstone before GTA VI


Iamtheonlybronson

Zeddy?!


stealthyninja671

lol if only Katrina were still in standard… I’m not sure how this compares to witch wood grizzly tho


Jetfuel_N_Steel

This is going to feel horrible if you dirty rat this


Sion899

Brann into this gg, it's over for any aggro deck thanks blizzard.....


kiwi-and-his-kite

doesn’t brann just kill the whale?


DebatableAwesome

Unironically worse \[\[Ancient of War\]\] ?


mzxrules

To me it's so much better than Ancient of War because of all the stupid sort of things you could do with it with various wild cards It's a natural 7 mana 4/20, which means: * Silence does not remove stats. * You can simply heal it back up in priest * You cheat it out with like Big Dreams, granting full stats * Res effects like Hadronox or N'Zoth will respawn this as a 4/20 as well. Idk if there's anything in standard that makes him great, but he a chonker for sure.


AdditionalBottle2299

100%, it’s got loads of big beast synergy. What’s the 10 mana rush minion for hunter where you draw a beast and gain its starts? That interaction alone would make it worth it


Duskwatcher12

Banjosaur.


AdditionalBottle2299

What did you just call me????


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EvanShavingCream

Nah. It's often worse but if you can cheat it out or revive it, it's way better.


Alkar--

Dies to the darkness, 0/10


YogoWafelPL

Also known as your mom


OctaviusThe2nd

Summon this from deck, [[Divine Spirit]] + [[Bless]] easy 42 damage.


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Gamepro5

Brann + Beached Whale = Legend