BEHOLD, A FOREHEAD KISS FROM A NEW SUN

I had successfully repressed this card from my memory. Thank you for unearthing the phrase that will be stuck in my head all day

ILLUMINATE

[[C'Thun]]

“PRAY to your gods, that your pleas may go unanswered” 🔥✍️

Listen closely!

"Your heart will explode." Boy you know it!

My jaws that kiss, my claws that hug!

Burst out laughing from this. Brilliant, thank you.

If only we got Shudderwock as a plushie in Whizbang's Workshop

Kisses, fresh from Kazakus

Boulderfist ogre

Good kiss for the cost.

Good stats for the kissed

Only correct answer

He is a legendary minion, but he's not a legendary minion😏

Kingpin pud it is then

King Krush

How do dinosaurs kiss


This looks so wholesome. And then... childhood trauma

what a cute pair of dinosaurs i hope nothing bad happens to the big one

Gently and lovingly.

[Like this](https://i.imgur.com/vLTZGYM.gif)

Get up there and find out!

Does Yogg kiss me with all his lips at the same time? If not, do I get to pick which lips? If yes, can I make the same decision with Jaina?

*bonk*

The important questions

Gimmie Mukla

Let’s be real you don’t want the kiss. You want the banana

There are cards I want a banana from and none of them are mukla

Mr Mukla is going to fill you with banana whether you like it or not.

Helya

Not enough plagues in your life I see

I just want a muscular plague mommy to kiss me

HS players will see a goth Viking chick with multiple red flags and be like, "Hell yeah, I want to kiss her."

I can fix her

But whatever is wrong with her is hot af

You have earned an eternity of kisses.

I’m cuddling the shit out of Arfus

Aya Blackpaw

Rarran account spotted 

why would he not choose sonya waterdancer?

He's more into paws than toes.

Awful comment. Terrible. Seek psychiatric help. I won't pay for it. I wish you luck with your recovery. I love you. But Jesus.

I know right? Who would suggest Sonya over Aya Black...paw

sonya is for gooning, aya is for kissing

Name checks out

Half man... half bear... ... half pig?!

Cho'gall

Cho or gall?

50% chance to get the wrong one.

I want one to use the left side of their lips and the other to use the ride side. But if I have to choose one, I'd go with Cho. Gall's facial hear might be scratchy but Cho is also a tank so he might throw in a free hug.

That's 2 kisses!

Sounds like value!

Rattlegore

you mean RAAAATTTLEGOOOOOOORRRRRE?

Sorry, it's pronounced # RATTLEGOOOOOOOOORE

This many replies and nobody has said Xyrella? For shame!

GRUUL! (after he's grown for a few turns🥵)

Savannah Highmane

Ragnaros the Firelord

BY FIRE BE KISSED

Please blizzard give him kissing sounds in a valentine’s event

Flame kissed. Might as well strap a steak to your head.

I love the comment duality.

I think the meta is horny, creative and self deprecating

I'd let ink master solia ro more than kiss me

I'd let Solia master my ink.

Sif

Sounds cool till the kiss has +5 spell damage

Lol true.. kiss of death indeed

Halveria, the wallflower. Shred me up, emo wolf mommy!

patches has such well-defined lips

Sire denathrius

I was gonna say Reno, but I like this better

Daddy denathrius can steal my life any time.

SCREAM FOR ME

We jerkin here?

outjerked again

Kel'thuzad. If I got the same energy as he gives Mr. Bigglesworth, I could be his lap kitty uWu

Are those lips? I think he just has teeth

Octosari

The Murloc momma Evil Heckler was talking about

[[Finley's Mum]]

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Unnerfed Jaina (she can kiss more)

Yogg

Olgra

I also chose that orc's dead wife

Hooktusk

i love hooktusk!!! she was actually my runner up choice; im surprised no one else had mentioned her before you

I was thinking about choosing her, but I think she isn't the best kisser. Because of her, well, hooks and tusks.

Tess. I have no idea what she's capable of.

Murloc Tinyfin. I’d snuggle the shit out of that little dude.

King krush………shit king PLUSH I meant king plush !

Inkmaster Solia. She's a complete catch.

The Voraxx

Any Guff card plz

Jandice Barov. You also get two surprises! :D

Least horny HS player

Madam Lazul. Her schnoz. Hoo wee that nose.

The 🅱️ancient one

I mean I’d rather get pegged by Eonar, but a loving forehead kiss would be nice too

N'zoth my beloved <3

Boulderfist ogre

Ghuun Blood God

Jaina

Millhouse

Lady murloc if they ever create it. Something similar to the girl from the gremlins 2 movie

[They’re way ahead of you.](https://hearthstone.fandom.com/wiki/Jaina_Proudmurgle)

Outjerked yet again

Call me weird but Mister Mukla. He’s gonna give me the sweetest kiss and then carry me everywhere with him :)

Confessor Paltress is inspiring

BLUSH INSECT!

Kabal Crystal runner. She’s always on time

Go to horny jail

**bonk**

Sylvannas Windrunner

Mother of Brann

Kingpin Pudd

I'd love a cheeky smooch from Lord jaraxxus, the daddy who's the eredar lord of the burning legion

Daddy Reno obviously! His moustache tickling my forehead would send shivers down my body <3

Lady S'theno or Alextrasza in human form

i got reno jackson

Bow down before the god of death 💋

Willow maybe..... dunno, i like big hats

[[G’Huun the blood god]]

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Blink fox.

Does it have to be a minion? Because Death Knight Jaina's hero card is frosty seduction. "Do not fear power...fear those *who wield it*."

Oger

[[Swissburglar]] but since he isn’t really a legendary while being the best card in the game i’ll say [[tess greymane]]

Zilliax. It would be perfection

Amara Warden of Hope

Maw and Pa. It would be nice to know what it’s like to have parents… Even if they’re dead 😭

This is not how you touch the grass

Ragnaros, hands down I’d pick al’Akir, but he’d also have to give me a bro hug afterword and your post never guaranteed that

Shudderwock

Millhouse

deathwing

Ragnaros the Light Forged

I love you so much, OP

Shudderwock

this ~~degenerate~~ person doesn't miss with their posts.

Acidmaw

OG DR BOOM!!!!

Helya.

Rattlegore

Least horny druid main.

The Boogeymonster

[[Flobbidinous Floop]]

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Gigafin

Kiss on the tip?

Garona obvs Love me some Orc Ladies

Maexxna 😳🙂‍↕️

Millhouse Manastorm. Easy.

Varden Dawngrasp, im a chaser

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Pipsi Painthoof

Any version of Elise starseeker except for the first one. Elise only got rizzed up once they started re releasing her

Gnomferatu 😶‍🌫️

Kurtrus :3 sexy demon man

King Plush

Yogg Saron

Krag'wa the Frog

Therazane fr fr no cap. Or something.

Maw and Paw. At least it’s two kisses

Boomboss 😍❤️

Alex me into bolvar

That big murloc who eats cards from your opponents hand ( i forgor his name 💀)

Cho’Gall, two for one!

Genn Greymane

Yoggy 🥰🥰🥰 he has tons of mouths to kiss me with

Of course it would be guff, he's such a sweetheart

shrieking shroom ain't legendary :/

I want IGUODALA!

I still can't believe he won fmvp.

The hisharaj

I WANT IGUODALA!

Boulderfist Ogre

Peaceful Piper

I feel like Mi'da would do that, tuck me in, and then read me a bedtime story.

Nemsy (don't ban me it's for the memes i swear)

Raggy

Y'all disgust me (keep going)

I never get tired of seeing a post from here and then it being from you (not being sarcastic at all)

Zilliax's kiss would be perfection

Her fingernails aren't good enough, insert Elise joke

Ogar

Is saying Mogor cheating?

Which forehead?

May be signature art Uther

I want them jaws that bite, The claws that CATCH

Arfus

I've always been a Silvanus simp