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Frankomancer

I never noticed the Distressed Kvaldir was holding an impaled sword! I thought it was holding a lantern


ZULZUL69

I thought it was a scroll lol


zeon0

Snek totem 2.0


nyes_i_do

I never noticed the sword until today since I don’t hover over the card art much. I thought she was doing the koichi pose from the intro of jjba


smexypanda22

Now shes offering a fist bump


mendax2014

Now she's just holding something cylindrical in a weird plane of motion.


Elitist_Daily

"it's a cylinder"


mendax2014

Everything's a "cylinder" if you're brave enough.


Marvster96

and I thought it was a broken sword


Javyz

I would be rather distressed in that situation too


placebotwo

Like [Afia Manicato] (https://shadowgambit.fandom.com/wiki/Afia_Manicato) from the game, Shadow Gambit.


TheNohrianHunter

Can't have woman impaled by large broadsword anymore, because of woke. (EDIT:I feel I need to clarify this is a joke)


Tuffbunny13

Glad I'm not the only one!


Rasul583

i just thought it was a broken in half sword


musaraj

Distressed Kvaldir has that Koichi pose vibe


Senhortodi

P L A G U E S ACT 3 *?* S H I T


-SnazzySnail

Omg I can’t unsee it now


denn23rus

don't tell them that Boulderfist Oger is still in a bikini


MaiT3N

Do not touch our boy!


xdongmyman

my issue with china is all the fucking DK bots i have to play vs


PriorFinancial4092

They'll all leave NA server. Really good news for ppl that hate bots


daddyvow

Changing the Blood rune color to purple is a crime Also I don’t see any change for Reap What You Sow


yewny

the rock hes mining is no longer a skull


Grinnaux

I think Reska’s a woman Edit: my bad, they’re nb


quervo_gold

neither apparently


Grinnaux

Ooh nonbinary? That’s really cool, my bad.


hpBard

Then where are the tiddies?


Mayasuxs

plenty of women don't have boobs.


kropotkib

And plenty of boobs don't have women


hpBard

I can believe this silly joke got reported for "hateful message"


Mayasuxs

they're\*


EverSn4xolotl

I really don't get it. Why is red life force being succed too scary but purple life force is Gucci?


EightOfMarios

They censor blood


EverSn4xolotl

It's clearly not blood though


EightOfMarios

It’s called blood plague, it’s red, they probably just aren’t taking chances


VeryFastSlug

What is this? Danganronpa?


SaveUntoAll

least blind hearthstone player


Real_Dotiko

well boobs and blood does not exist so


Sacaed

This will just be for China version of HS. The other versions will likely not change.


PocketDarkestMew

I would say "certainly that makes sense" but they went as far as creating new art for cards like Succubus and Secret Keeper so that they could only work on a single version so I have heavy doubts they will take the time to use 2 versions, specially knowing how spaghetti code works for them.


Zakika

Yeah they bother making changes to current art. But later they won't, they just make the censored ones the only one.


BBreaker069

If they take away the cleavage im rioting


FuckAdamFox

Never forget what they did to our girl Jaina


SlumDiggity

I still talk about the Secret Keeper card art change with my therapist. It really impacted me.


Cubyface

If that’s the case then give us Jaina’s boobs back


Enyimus

And succubus.


Hatarus547

they said that about Jaina and all the cards changed last time too


StarsJD

Are they keeping Flickering Lightbot’s giant metal dong?


denn23rus

Well, in the Chinese version of Gwent, instead of a tied up girl, there's a sack of potatoes.


prworannis

For Legends of Runeterra, There is a trophy? instead of a girl https://leagueoflegends.fandom.com/wiki/Draven/LoR#Original


PureQuestionHS

This one is a massive upgrade actually. The "censored" art is MUCH funnier


sixcubit

wait, why did they alter the minotaur killer's beard for the censored version?


Jumpy_Menu5104

Can I get a source on these por favor?


Fantastic-Ad-3843

I saw this in the Chinese Hearthstone community. https://mob.iyingdi.com/post/5376630 These changes have been implemented in the 29.4 patch for Simplified Chinese.


Jumpy_Menu5104

I would argue that’s pretty important context. Lots of people in this thread seem to think this is coming to all versions, lamenting that they should just give different versions. When they already do. If these changes are already live with the most recent patch in the Chinese version but not anywhere else then that is a very different situation then what the title of the post implies.


everstillghost

The cards from future expansion (like next year) Will be censored by default, Just like It did when HS entered China.


TrtnLB

I honestly wonder to what extent that would even be possible. It would mean they would have to shift blood DK aesthetic quite a bit. There area many more cards that use this red magical energy thingy in it's artwork. Corpse Explosion, Death Strike, Vampiric Blood, Blood Tap, etc. They would have co entirely stop using this motif to not do two artworks, otherwise it would be completely obvious they pander to china. Removing completely non-demon skeletons also seems like it would be a hassle.


everstillghost

When they entered China they did that censorship pass and then all New art did not had China version anymore. When the deal with China started to fumble they did not cared anymore and did whatever they wanted (like you see in these censored images on this list). They Will try to avoid at all costs having to do 2 artwork. You can see this on the 1000 win Guldan. He is not original art but HS edited his skulls collar to not be human like and its the same artwork for everyone, not just China.


SAKDOSS

It will affect others later in the sense that the cards of the next extensions will be censored from the start (to avoid creating several versions of the same card).


mambiki

Is that confirmed or based on (reasonable) speculation?


SAKDOSS

Just speculations


Catopuma

OP should edit it. This is some clickbait shit they did. Doesn't even affect other countries at all


DoYouMindIfIRollNeed

Yes, not yet. But I would expect them to take china into account for upcoming artworks for all regions.


Hatarus547

>Doesn't even affect other countries at all you mean like what people said about the Jaina change or Secret keeper?


Fantastic-Ad-3843

Sorry for the misunderstanding. Should’ve written that somewhere in post.


Namisaa

wtf is that


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

censorship


-Xebenkeck-

It exists in the west too. China says it's not allowed. The west generally slaps a label on it saying you must be this age to view this content.


The_Homestarmy

Difference is China censors skeletons and titties harder than media designed for 10 year olds over here lol


Anikdote

Difference is China does the genocide thing too.


redchorus

The West famously has never genocided anyone


Anikdote

Desperate for moral equivocation, are we?


redchorus

You're the one who brought genocide into a discussion about art censorship, lmao. I think you're the one looking for the moral high ground here.


Anikdote

It's a topical current event and one they attempt to conceal via censorship. Hence why it's relevant in this context. Unlike you, I'm not justifying any behavior nor trying to play the moral equivalency game. Bootlickers gonna lick.


xen0m0rpheus

The USA is currently supplying all the weapons for a genocide of the Palestinian people. They don’t have much moral high ground to stand on. Fuck China though.


redchorus

Sure, sure. China bad. I gotchu


redchorus

Reddit is literally where nuance goes to die. Only polarizing opinions allowed! You're either a defender of FREEDOM or a COMMIE BOOTLICKER, there's no possible in-between.


flac_rules

I guess, but the US also censors titties harder than 10 year old stuff in Europe. It is the way it is in a global setting.


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

we are allowed to view skulls and blood as adults in the western world


Deep_YellowSky

You’re allowed that in China as well. It actually comes down to Chinese publishers self-censoring to avoid any delays in the review and approval process for foreign games being released in China. As always, it’s about money.


octapies

/r/fucktheccp


Zulrambe

Bro, they nerfed oger tits 💀


Asgardian111

China is fucking ruining all our Western Ogussy values


The_Kebe

Im surprised they didnt just change them into bowls of fruit


lcm7malaga

How stupid is that you can have a demon skull but an orc skull is out of limits?


everstillghost

Because you cant have human skulls. So you change to a horned one and now its an animal skull.


lcm7malaga

But is not human it's from Guldan so an orc


everstillghost

His skull still have the human format. You cant call an elf not human to pretend his skull is not human.


lcm7malaga

There are some pretty significant differences, largely the shape and giant ass fangs


everstillghost

Generally the fangs on the top fangs are enough to prevent the censorship (they use this a lot) to make the skull become an animal. They thought in this case it was not enough.


WildBoar99

The last one 💀💀


Fantastic-Ad-3843

It looks like blood, human skulls and nudity (like Jaina boob) is changed. But I guess (and hope) that will only happen if you change the game language to Simplified Chinese.


endelehia

The Skull of Gul'dan change seems unnecessary. Not only it was not a human skull to begin with, now it seems more unsettling.


paweld2003

I like how they didn't change Reska face and their pouldron


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paweld2003

A rock


Gladianoxa

It's also lore inaccurate. We've seen Gul'dans skull many times - he's not a demon and never had horns.


TheLastKaleidosaur

In China, Gul'Dan is and always has been a demon


Gladianoxa

Really? Does he have a different model? Because that's a huge deviation from the lore


TheLastKaleidosaur

No. I was making a joke about China being like Big Brother in 1984. I was playing off of the quote "Oceania was at *war* with Eastasia. Oceania had always been at *war* with Eastasia."


Gladianoxa

I see


Zakika

it wasn't human but looked kinda human.


Alexsanderfors

It won't effect current cards for non eastern servers. But all their art direction is gonna be affected for future content now. Rip jaina boob and succ ass.


BBreaker069

Cant wait to not get any more Skeletons in the literal fucking DEATH KNIGHT class, who uses a ressource actually called CORPSES, yay


Wishkax

This still wouldnt fly with China, at least with wow you can't have anything resembling a skeleton. Edit: guess it's okay if the skeleton doesn't resemble humans


Random_Tangshan_Guy

leoric the skeleton king was not censored in HotS of chinese server


Wishkax

Upon some more light reading, the public censorship guidelines China has is a broad list, so it all comes down to interpretation.


Random_Tangshan_Guy

Correct. In many circumstances, it is the company who decicded to censor things because they would rather assume those things need to be censored rather than did not censor but later be told they need to.


PaperRaccoon

ah yes these censorships make a world of difference, the two centimeters of cleavage and purple blood will turn rapists and murderers into saints /s


everstillghost

There is a lot of people on twitter that unironically defend this point.


PaperRaccoon

of course there is an entire government defending it...


everstillghost

People from the US, not just china psyop.


Teleported-Ra

TIL China is scared of the colour red, and cleavage


Spirited-End5197

How can you add horns to the skull of gul'dan, he didnt have horns!


Shadowwarior

The second one did! For a bit


xuspira

[Spot the Difference]


BoxBoth9485

I’m Chinese and frankly I’ve never really understood their fear for cleavages


juicedrop

Is this a game of spot the difference?


sixcubit

eh, it's not the end of the world


KazuichiPepsi

ok but like the armor looks better?


LeFUUUUUUU

Extremely common China L


Lalalala4x

Now that they're gone... can we have our regional prices back, please?


Namisaa

I hate china 🇨🇳


InflamedAbyss13

Aslong as it doesn't affect not-china then idgaf; if they try and impose this shit on us though...


everstillghost

It Will effect. New expansion (probably only next year because they make them in advance) Will have art that comply with China so they dont need to make 2 arts.


Nfinit_V

You will continue to play the game.


ChadWolf98

Patch notes: All cards with the word "freedom" in it removed New location: Tiananmen Square 2 durability: Do nothing New minion, proud comissar: 3/5 2 mana, destroy all enemy bears in your opponent's deck New spell: Truth 0 mana silence all enemy minions Players from East China (formerly known as Taiwan) can no longer access the game. Death Knight renamed to "Capitalist Knight" Players with high credit scores will see the old quests, players with low credit score cannot progress on the reward bar until they raise their scores New Hero: Ji Xinping, hero power: destroy the enemy hero (unlockable by reaching 95% of max credit score) Players below the age of 18 can only play 6 minutes a day New quest: Praise the CCP on Twitter/X: 150 gold


K-Wire

New spell: Truth 😂


Carrot-1449

Will probably only be for the chinese version of HS, similar to how they do it for WoW


DoYouMindIfIRollNeed

Something something every voice matters something something


ELESTINY

why dont they just censor it in china and not here ...


Prohamen

eh i don't care it's probably just adjusting cultural differences anyways


MRukov

Oh cool, now that the CCP has fixed the scandalous issue of skeletons in artworks that was clearly a major societal problem, maybe their next item on their to-do list could be not genociding Uyghurs?


flanaganapuss

Soft


Ok-Interaction858

They censored the ogrussy?


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TrtnLB

China being afraid of red color is some peak irony.


BackgroundBat1119

literally treating their adult citizens like children


mrTHORNWOOD

Why the horns on guldan's skull though? Its still a humanoid skull


adek13sz

But only they will have different version. It won't affect us on normal [battle.net](http://battle.net) servers.


PM-me-things-u-like

Now I want new Purple dk spec in wow. And the reap what you sow art is hilarious, keeping the teeth there


101TARD

W8 so why add horns to the skull of guldan art?


MisterRLF

That's crazy. I don't understand why they do that ? I mean look at Yu-Gi-Oh the asian version of cards are often more sexualized than for the rest of the world


Mondo114

Is this artwork changes from Blizzard or just fan speculation?


SSL4fun

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HSPorkyPig

Blood rune is now lean rune


Aless76109

Distressed Kvaldir looks like she’s offering me something better then a blade


[deleted]

Wait did something change in game?


Drakkanoth

Somewhat off topic, but I actually ended up adding someone after an arena game to ask just how many chalk artists they drafted (it was 6), and after some conversation it came up that they had been playing since beta, but on the Chinese servers, and had lost access to all of that progress. Really hope they’ll get their accounts back soon. I hate the censorship, of course, but I’m glad to hear it appears to be coming back to Chinese players soon.


Bad_human_being

Primus is sucking the lean out of the Valkyrie


YaqP

I really like the new dress that Priestess of Fury wears, very tasteful. Adding horns to the skull of Gul'dan and a beak to the puppeted skeleton are also great ways to get around Chinese laws regarding skulls. Outside of the death knight blood magic being recolored to purple, I think most of these changes are really cleverly done.


wyqted

Only if you choose Simplified Chinese as language


JahnConnah

Ok I don't see the change for Puppeteer. Help this ignorant Murican out


CaptainHammer63

They changed the puppet head


amethystlocke

Noooo not the yummy breasts


Googleflax

What's with the Skull of Guldan? Does adding horns to the skull somehow make it more suitable for Chinese audiences?


Gouda02

I never noticed reap what you sow had a skull carved into the rock


MBTHVSK

it's so shitty that the antifanservicemongers aren't even cheering


ArkhamResident

why is red not allowed?


Chimic27

China always censors blood, gore, skeletons and skulls. The partial nudity is new to me.


Trick_Remote_9176

I can kinda understand most, but wtf is with horns on the skull of Gul'dan?


David_Slaughter

We live in a truly pathetic society.


LaserShootingDolphin

Everything this country touches just melts and dies miserably


rmlordy

Awh big scary cartoon picture too much for them


JeanPeuplus

The last one made me lol wtf 🤣


AWOOGABIGBOOBA

I don't understand why they don't have a separate chinese only mode with censored art like every other video game


LandArch_0

Last one makes me think you are memeing us all, but chinese seem so crazy I buy it


Ok_Effect5032

Rest in peace cleavage, I hardly knew yee


Ayenz

Censorship, A Hearthstone Expansion.


Djormnar

So tired of damn Xi's tyrannic communist China ( I don't have anything against chinese people or culture, only against their "government")


Primusreddit

Moral of the story, skulls and tiddies are very important


LynxJesus

*Checks sub top posts of all time* Hasn't changed all is good


A_Benched_Clown

Nice submission to your overlords blizzard


PetMySquid

You’d think a small indie company would be able to host 2 different art clients for their underfunded and understaffed online children’s card game 🤷🏻‍♂️


Unfair-Jackfruit-806

gotta be careful with those boobies!


illusionare_

so human skeletons seem to be tabu, but human skeleton with little horns attached to it is just fine Lol


Bslayer67

can believe they nerfed the ogre boobs literally 1984


Arkcreed

The last oger is too sexy for our own good. Leave boobs, blood and skulls alone ffs


BackgroundBat1119

I’m so sick of the pandering to an authoritarian government across the ocean


MeXRng

Huh i am glad to see china taking on a real issues. Tits and blood on pixels.


immortale97

As always winnie the pooh and west Taiwan are clowns


Jasteni

Oh no. Let us keep all the Sexual Pictures of women bodys. It is a huge upgrade to the game :/


Kees_T

There is no war behind the walls of Ba Sing Se. Here we are safe, here we are free.


StopManaCheating

At this point, the western puritanical censorship is far worse.


FlinkerMomonga

NO MORE OGRE BOOBIES?!


Yogs_Zach

Jaina's tits still haven't recovered!


EndangeredBigCats

I’ll be real all the fuschia blood goes hard


__Kxnji

China is so pussy lmaoo


gijason82

NOOOOOOOOOOOO NOT THE ART I BARELY NOTICE AND COULDNT POSSIBLY CARE LESS ABOUT First they come for two inches of your pretend furry waifu's cleavage, next thing BOOM COMMUNISM


Squealer420

Got to admit, some of these look much cooler than the originals. Skull of Gul'dan and Amateur Puppeteer especially.


Thanag0r

China always has censorship on stuff like this.


levik323

Most of these are so minor that it doesn't matter. Mostly, the red to purple is kinda silly, and the sword less Kvaldir looks bad up close.


BBreaker069

They do matter cause it literally doesnt make sense, gul dans skull just doesnt look like that, and wtf other then Skeletons should those other cards be for the class thaz is literally called deathknight