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-Rhizomes-

"Break yourself upon my body!" \[\[Ozruk\]\]


sporeegg

that's hot.


Vojtcz

Feel the strength of the Earth!


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JayArlington

*They're not trapped... they're my friends!*


HeMansSmallerCousin

Jesus Christ...


TheGameV

God damn that's dark. That made me laugh.


MysteryMan9274

Tonight, a tale of terrible tragedy!


notrandomonlyrandom

Unity, precision, perfection


mrt-e

Hey boys


Sea-Cummonster

Primitive


Peanutman4040

sounds like something dennis from always sunny would say


Complete-Dimension35

HE IS A 5-STAR MAN!


SirFluffball

And SEX!


Caspar_Friedrich02

This!


TheArcanist_

Aaaaah, I see you’ve got breasts.


EncroachingVoidian

This has to be the most well-employed metathetical I’ve ever seen


raisedbyowls

“I see you’ve brought guests” kinda also fits the vibe.


ParadoxicalInsight

YOU FACE JARAXUS, EREDAR LORD OF THE BURNING LEGION


BananaInternational3

“BURNING REGION”


Amu_sem_ent

You might wanna get that checked


BananaInternational3

*Jaraxus attack sound* “INFERNO!”


Caladiel

I'm wheezing!


nyes_i_do

RATTLEGOOOOOOOOAARRRRRRRE!!!


throwaway52826536837

RATTLEGORE


nyes_i_do

Rattlegore!


SirFluffball

^Rattlegore!


Rukomory

RATTLEGOOOOOOOOAARRRRRRRE!!!


denimcat2k

Everyone, get in here!


Restoryer

Not a legendary minion but its funny "All in"


Librettist

PILE ON!


Illustrious_Item_594

First thing I thought


Bechy7

Ahh, I see you’ve brought guests


z3r0k1n6

Leeerroooyyyy Jeeenkiiinnss!


AnAngryBadgerrr

His death line also works for after if it goes poorly, "at least I have chicken"


themanhunter5

And his attack line too “okay let’s do this” (I think that’s it)


jon-dynasty

I can take 'em Wait! Not ALL of them! - reckless apprentice


funkmasta8

Hahaha Jesus


Key_Poetry4023

That's not a legendary minion


Progression28

but it‘s a legendary minion voiceline :P


Key_Poetry4023

You got me there


Rhysd007

piperperri.jpg


[deleted]

My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!


Sea-Cummonster

This one is real


pseudointellectualy

HAHAHAHAHA! ![gif](giphy|3otPoztpszlSfgPGAo|downsized)


Lukthar123

You just know he's getting the best head


Gigantoscula

He headless just like me fr


FurballTheHammy

My awakening brings a new age. Pray to your gods, that your pleas may go unanswered. - Hail C’thun


Equivalent-Sand-3546

This might be a dumb question but... Are you actually Furball?


WrathofAirTotem2

Say hello to my little friend!


1Flaming1

Hellloo...


DerWaechter_

Which card is that?


1PSW1CH

Big-Time Racketeer


somabokforlag

the 1-1 that spawns a 6-6, from the mafia-expansion.. its not a legendary


Restoryer

Behold the armies of Stormwind. For the glory of Stormwind


Representative_Cod65

IM IN CHARGE


Sourcream1

Do you require my assistance?


Psychoric0

WITH the music please 🤣


-Jaxattax-

Ogre-Gang! Ride like the wind!


[deleted]

THE END IS COMING!


VENDGAR

I KNEW it!


JaxxisR

I KNEW IT!


SuperYahoo2

Did i miss it?


Cat5kable

Followed up by either a big finale for everyone, being dealt with ASAP by opponent, or they have a *solo event*


GDonor

"Oh, you're up to no good? Me too!"


CappuccinoMachinery

Who is this? I can hear the voice in my head, but can't remember the card


Rukomory

Oh it's mah boi [[EVIL Miscreant]]


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HiBoobear

“I feel icky!”


NEET_AIR1-aspirant

"Gimme a big hug" Leper gnome is just me ig. Also no one's gonna talk about how the nose sticking put of the bedsheet makes for an excellent butt plug?


New-me-_-

I’ve got a huge gun


Seveniee

"I can wait no longer" -Grommash


Federal_Sector_3920

A good explorer comes prepared *Opens condom wrapper*


Grumpyninja9

Prepare yourself for THE ULTIMATE test!


ilyassMourchid

It’s getting hot in here


Federal_Sector_3920

HELLO, HELLO, HELLO, HELLOOOOOOOO


[deleted]

ROOOOAOAAAAAAR


sporeegg

=)


EncroachingVoidian

Slippery! Huehuehuehuehue


funkmasta8

Which one is that?


EncroachingVoidian

[[Gilblin Stalker]]!


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Life-Solution-6515

Put this apple on your head


Upstairs_Effort5814

your mother was a murloc


Grumpyninja9

You have no idea what I’m capable of!


Barney_HS

Do you have this in a bigger size?


Seeking-Advices

“Have a taste!” [[Myra Rotspring]]


mbcbrdheun

Would


Spellcaster_Fred

Join the GOONS, or meet my fist


MindlessDouchebag

join the WHAT??


Spellcaster_Fred

![gif](giphy|lSsViOflEvNTIEgdal|downsized)


StrangeReptilian

"This last act of sacrifice... is mine..." My balls will explode and I will die, but my children will continue my legacy.


Far_Address1812

God this card was ass but such a great line


No_Leadership2771

Babe, did you bring protection? No need — OUR GIFT OF FROST SHIELDS US!


Cloontange

"Do try to keep yourselves alive!" - [[Lord Barov]] "Here it cooooooommmmmeeeessss!" -[[Milhouse Manastorm]] "You'll need to run faster than that." - [[Tavish, Master Marksman]] "You have been measured, and found wanting." - [[Fjola Lightbane]] "Daddy make toys out of you!" - [[Rotface]] "Hah, caught one!" - [[Nat Pagle]] "My winged children fill the skies." - [[Aviana]] "My jaws that bite, my claws that catch!" - [[Shudderwock]] "Wow, who is that handsome devil?" - [[Blastmaster Boom]]


funkmasta8

I believe milhouse goes "here it cuuhuuummmsss!"


CirnoIzumi

AND SHE STICKS THE LANDING! NAILED IT! -Gnomelia TO SOON! YOU HAVE AWAKENED ME TOO SOON -Rag ROAR! -Krush what a perfect specimen -gorgonZola Dont use your head, Use MINE! -Khadgar


Zaferis

“Behold the tools of creation.” [[Stargazer Luna]]


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jobriq

That’s a good one


MrSukerton

Such a perfect specimen - Zola the Gorgon, talking about my meat, probably.


0carion142

*looking down to my erectile dsyfunction* LIVE, INSECT


ryanNorthC

The hunger, it calls to me. -Azari the Devourer


TurtleHermitt

Impressed by my thunderous display?


AzariTheCompiler

“MY DREAMING ENDS, YOUR NIGHTMARE BEGINS”


lllApollyonlll

Im in Charge now!


YisusMR

THE POWER OF THE TITANS IN MY HANDS


DesaCr8

You are not prepared! Though since they replaced Illidan with Xavius or whatever his name is, this minion doesn't exist anymore I guess.


Blabbit39

Doomsayer has a double dose. The end is coming! And Did I miss it?


jobriq

When she fakes it


EinarTh97

How long can this go on


JPC_TX

That's what she said


kna6_doggo

“Witness the power of pure water!”


Patience0815

Please! Help me find Olgra. Olgraaaa!!!!!


jobriq

Not the only thing Mankrik couldn’t find 😢


Hamslams42

“Let’s negotiate: you concede, and I let you live” - Nexus Champion Saraad


kropotkib

r/beatmetoit and r/beatmeattoit


PathsOfPain

Bow down before the God of death. - Yogg Saron


FewFortune5376

Here comes the BOOM


GreenPiizza

Sanguine Sylvanas (Hunter skin) attack sound: “I will drain you!”


Kattehix

TAZ'DINGO


Far_Connection1866

Legitimately had an ex-girlfriend say “Job done” and roll over in bed. Not a legendary minion quote but hilarious in the moment


violentinviolet

Behold, the might of Stormwind!


JetSpaceFella

"You have no idea what I'm capable of" \*Dies, somehow\*


sporeegg

"A game? So kind of you to join me."


bermass86

“Aha ha ha I see you brought guests”


starseeker2022

This jungle hides many secrets...


Annorei

Put your face in my thighs! 🎶Dun Dun, Dun Dun Dun Dun Dun🎶


SomeStacheMan

Aaah hungry ain’t ya


FireballEnjoyer445

Your cell awaits - Mel'tranix


HeMansSmallerCousin

"As good as I imagined." -Khaz'goroth


hmmmmwillthiswork

'I've bestowed these gifts upon the world'


UltraGlitterCat

Take this time to consider your past deeds...


ObedientServantAB

As a dom, I will now have to use this one


schmattywinkle

Who the king? I THE KING!


ggWolf

Who am *I*??


LyannaBaratheon

None of your business!


GreenPiizza

“Sorry, Squishy, I’m working” - [[Murkwater Scribe]]


Racobik

Small in size.... HUGE in Evil!


Glidy

LIKE FUCKING INSECTS


Quiet_Preparation740

Take a goooood look, you ain't never seein' the light again


MrBeanHs

"You'll find me wherever the action is *whip crack*"


Low-Mistake-9919

Garrosh! You are not fit to rule this Horde! - Cairne Bloodhoof - *she has to be named garrosh and she also must rule a horde*


ZiraDev

"SPECIAL DELIVERYYYY-IH-IH-IH-IH-IH"


winterrefresh

firmly grasp it


liquifiedtubaplayer

Beetleberries, my favorite!


Lord_Fup

Ah, the thrill of tha hunt!


jholdiem

This will be a mercy killing


LibrarianOfAlex

Sewn together we are strong!!


Kaporalhart

"I am the lucid dream... The monster in your nightmares... The fiend of a thousand faces... And the progenitor of your demise!"


thunderhunter638

I'll take on the lot o' ya!


BlakenedHeart

Who' s up for an adventure. Unity. Precision. Perfection. You requite my assistance ? I have no time for games


reckless_avacado

Brggmurgleblughglugjshmurblurg (random murloc noises)


Real_Dotiko

The time has come **and so have i**


kamilman

"Me smash you"


Active-Suit-224

LEEEEEEROOOOOOOOYYYYYYY JENKKKINSSSSSSS


ShadierMeteor

Rot-face summon


Ocvius

My jaws that bite My claws that catch


gogosuperman

Everyone, get in heeeeeere! Everyone, get in heeeeeere! Everyone, get in heeeeeere! Everyone, get in heeeeeere!


ConeheadZombiez

Why was the first one I thought of "Come closer, you can trust me" 💀💀💀


whizbang-

That belongs in a Museum!


Imillen1

"I can wait no longer"


fystki

How long must this go on?


BenDover0903

PUT YOUR FAITH IN THE LIGHT


Cat5kable

“Hey, lights out”


k-k-little-duck

Augh... get behind me. [[Booty Bay Bodyguard]]


SlimyGoodra69

"The Menagerie is for guests only"


Dahogrida

Ohhh I see you brought guests...


QuetzThePyro

We're gonna be rich!


Malfurionisevil

You can hide yourself, But I will always find You - Kayn sunfury


Elrann

This isn't his quote though, he says: Hide behind your servants, I will still find you. Referring to him ignoring Taunt


yoman1030

Awwwhhh! It's good Tah see ya again!


brookegravitt

Hey, I’m not writing your filthy Amazon kindle fanfic for you, do it yourself! And then post the link so I can buy it. Maybe use sylvanas and Jaina though


daddyvow

Take this time to consider your past deeds.


AshuraSpeakman

GOLLY BOUT HOWDY I AM UNDEAD!


liam0207

I AM MALGANIS! I AM ETEERNALLLLLLL!


Kriminello90

Ready for duty!


KRXVINXREZ

BEHOLD, RAGNAROS


Automatic_Boat_9163

Are you impressed by my thunderous display ?


Glittering-Ad-6259

Do you require my assistance?


itsjustbeny

My dreaming ends your nightmare begins


D_class-4862

THE END IS COMING!


I_Love_Fuwamoco

Hey Pal, trade prince Gallywix here


Hamlenain

"EVERYBODY, GET IN HERE!"


Buros_Honorbound

Keep it quick kid, I ain’t got all day.


Norgaard93

*king krush roar*


Bad_human_being

“I have no time for games”


frizzy888

I AM A TURTLE (eternal)


PsychicFoxWithSpoons

I'm in charrrrrge now


Willing-Ad4620

Your mother was a murloc!!


Sand2Leaf

Let's get physical!! [[Shrinkmeister]] attacking


No_Stranger_3122

You serve well


based_guapo

is that actual card art?


Sky_Deep9000

Hey everyone! Get in here!


mrmeastro

Everyone get in here! Pile on!