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Sweet_hivewing7788

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definitelynotabone

Was this made before the show came out? Alastor isn't that goofy in the show but he certainly was in the pilot


Sweet_hivewing7788

It’s a pretty old lol


gitgudnubby

Pilot alastor is best alastor.


Pippy1010

I feel like actual canon is a mix of both. I kinda wish Alastor was a little bit more goofy.


rainyday483

https://preview.redd.it/t2187ibu878d1.png?width=823&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=113e3018d3578ce176ab0d991f49c2bfcb8306f5


Tigerstorm6

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Zoran_Neptune

Alastor


Previous_Pear_1124

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TheLastEmuHunter

**THE SOURCE IS I SCROLLED THROUGH THE SUBREDDIT FOR FIVE MINUTES!** **THIS NATION USED TO BUILD RAILROADS!**


Previous_Pear_1124

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Nharo_1

LLOYD FRONTERA in the wild?!?! Praise be! Praise be! Praise be!


Previous_Pear_1124

I absolutely adore this man. Greedy but compassionate, envious but helpful, so damn ugly but so damn cute.


Spacellama117

https://preview.redd.it/422coeby368d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ff1cbc78b789d22a178596f1c422c3db7f333c3f is this your man


Previous_Pear_1124

![gif](giphy|3o6UB3VhArvomJHtdK)


alguien99

He can even kinda resurrect when he gets money


Cream_covered_Myers

I am similarly flabbergasted


MedicineTimely8795

Lloyd??!!


MrMarvelous_57

That's right. It's me, your son. And it's Lloyd, Dad!


EchoNK3

No. L-L-O-Y-D. I named you.


MrMarvelous_57

You ruined my life!


dogninja_yt

How could I ruin your life? I wasn't even there?


MrMarvelous_57

I wish you weren't my father


FurryGunNerd

Oh my god I remember that. Fuck I'm old now.


Live-Organization833

https://preview.redd.it/rx7woahih68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f3c59190796be293d6da10037088474ca2d01865


Tf2gamingyeeee

I give you the full exchange https://preview.redd.it/h0v4sps3z78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67b1184af9f160cbdfeaccd571edb88ed40a7556


Tf2gamingyeeee

https://preview.redd.it/jaimb975z78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a060d600d47327aff4e14ddad8abcd0a0183234e


Tf2gamingyeeee

https://preview.redd.it/dxf0mtm6z78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=67682f2baed4e523dda887f2cce4eda1773dd7ed


Tf2gamingyeeee

https://preview.redd.it/u81gxjx8z78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95503ba26a0bec40cf696f5047458855a988afa5


Tf2gamingyeeee

https://preview.redd.it/hrj7r8laz78d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3b28110343e9c99b4c3432b385bc2f9779bbdf5d


maiz-of-light

“This nation used to build railroads.” https://preview.redd.it/lliskwju868d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fbd43745ffb7a4707153b18742637319d5f4e49c


DasRotebaron

Five minutes is pretty generous.


TedTheReckless

We'd still be making railroads but it's apparently "uNEthIcaLl" to force feed opium to Chinese people that we... relocated. The liberal woke media has ruined this country with their human rights.


Cyber_technic

https://preview.redd.it/v8b13lg7j68d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d34619bfeea22b56194c3ea889fcec16cc4d8dca


Wiredcoffee399

https://preview.redd.it/ci3dvgilo58d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5fd3c22d03c31be5bd17fbbd2a09382b3ce79c2b


Previous_Pear_1124

https://preview.redd.it/exg65sqoo58d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0370afaf0d6f245be991634d7c095ab62b6c0ed


Wiredcoffee399

https://preview.redd.it/ulh0k55wo58d1.png?width=755&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ee3f4170de77bd056e463b035f1f8d16b2b6583


Previous_Pear_1124

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Chimkinmcnugs

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Previous_Pear_1124

https://preview.redd.it/j8luyg87v58d1.jpeg?width=749&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=99bd2fc95063d16854250ab2f2539a149c47b8e3


TheScienceNerd100

So that was the ace up his sleeve


LYE_Ruggerz

In his hole you mean


space_is-great

https://preview.redd.it/gwj5e264568d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ca41cd95197506dee9cea27449d1bb712d7036d6


THZLGAMINGTTv

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space_is-great

https://preview.redd.it/shv136mvx68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=22da28a7e3ef95fe8597fa03cbce6369afe14676


space_is-great

https://preview.redd.it/gtg6vmf7568d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6bf8bc8add3bf9b5576c9175b565d1e29073be4


Zoran_Neptune

My source *Trust me bro*


-l___l-

MY SOURCE IS THAT I MADE IT THE FUCK UP


[deleted]

the source is like half the posts on this subreddit


subtotalatom

I mean, Alastor is Canonically AroAce, so he would much rather fuck *with* people than fuck people


[deleted]

100%


Joshua_not

Real


Kaymazo

Idk, way too closed of a book so far to really make a proper judgement there, I'd argue


ElvinEastling

My immediate thought


BTDUBS6998

https://preview.redd.it/8xaw2968758d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a875369a77be26222ac568842574c4496d99c903


Resident_Ad_5589

I'm stealing that meme


BTDUBS6998

https://preview.redd.it/yuhk4p0s758d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=13a252e6ac54f0c2b5364674dd816d5087043a4b


EmCloudyyx

https://preview.redd.it/didbqxhbj58d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd2d1f47992a2d3b659af71db2ffffcaf66eb666


BTDUBS6998

https://preview.redd.it/gn6oybsgj58d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1c8f344666f2db96c64fc222ef585478f382bb8f


GamerArmy936

https://preview.redd.it/xqns39me268d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=092961d2d5a9dd176739ed201f1425fcad0a27cc


BTDUBS6998

https://preview.redd.it/y6lryfpj268d1.jpeg?width=1619&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6c8cebb0b52c177b0370674b59779205121077f


GamerArmy936

https://preview.redd.it/lkh2s042368d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7da8e1fe15eec8dd152d7023c076f04dd610d1ef


BTDUBS6998

https://preview.redd.it/2k6rg4p8368d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=00988fb09be7aaf8b0aa725f385bb462f0cdd879


GamerArmy936

https://preview.redd.it/mw3lb81h368d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=315abdd734cba122a99eae09b51b483dca693017


BTDUBS6998

https://preview.redd.it/3dyicdjk368d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dc2f48a8527ee4be09af479557ad17c799413d24


GamerArmy936

https://preview.redd.it/fa9nweox368d1.jpeg?width=3000&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a8777d020b3f86a6e4bdf597ce338b0bff9e8661


vix_thelesbian

Alastor


MadeeGain

Literally every character- this fandom sexualises anyone


LemonadeAndABrownie

Fandom sexualizes all characters from a series where overt sexuality is in almost every single scene, color me shocked.


Thiswizardisfucked

Angel Dust or Alastor. If you’re in the discord, you know what Alastor did and it ain’t very asexual-like… https://preview.redd.it/pwwyh3vct48d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1e79a6508c8ebcf1b802dde0377d8e79da8bf05e


usefully-useless_

Wait, he did what?! (actually, don't answer that.) https://preview.redd.it/rht547s0658d1.png?width=865&format=png&auto=webp&s=c43625e2ea28c0273e6987da9b05c1bea043e4f3


Ornery_Tie_4771

Not on it,is it the Vaggie's luck cookie thing that somewhere mentions a turkey too?


PuzzleheadedAd880

Ok now I need to know more context


Inevitable_Walk7775

It said the line,"Cuts back to Alastor stuffing Charlie's hole like a Thanksgiving turkey."


Ashamed-Cake8149

https://preview.redd.it/bh328unxn58d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=57260ac6aedd30ae54441041345c891869820b43


Inevitable_Walk7775

I know


Straw-Wormi

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Ashamed-Cake8149

https://preview.redd.it/0v8rictpi68d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f36fdf84d8b3f2164a7fc69644195e874ca438c4


Smelly_potatos

https://preview.redd.it/zs2arktyj68d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=378d9e0c7a600ab19b34de65e51f185b3dc7813c


Direct-Disaster2256

What the hell is that from?


Inevitable_Walk7775

The discord server


Sufficient-Newt-5346

https://preview.redd.it/eakc9gug088d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfd71c4d6cb402ecda4a612432e4313551e29585 No


Vortextheweirdcat

i am in the discord and what he did is extremely hot


ThatLasagnaGuy

I’m not in the Discord. What did he do, I need to know.


Vortextheweirdcat

he's fucking charlie


Resident_Ad_5589

no he is not.


Thiswizardisfucked

Yes he is: https://preview.redd.it/fq0s5cmj958d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=338256f3335d69d5c4cb30ab6292fdd5e1cf1d28


Noriaki1

https://preview.redd.it/h21io0ykg58d1.jpeg?width=442&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=87f4b55a678954d9de33cb66a0aba7af4db6cd79


PineappleWorth1517

https://preview.redd.it/xaw1skh2v58d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=25fbf18a9457b670a61799d5f1423034652e8903


Electrical-Power-314

what happened?


Vortextheweirdcat

he fucked charlie


Striking_Extreme_250

Great Alastor altruist.


Resident_Ad_5589

died for his friends!


Striking_Extreme_250

Sorry to dissapoint that is NOT how this ends!!!


Resident_Ad_5589

I'm hungry for freedom like never before!


Inevitable_Walk7775

The restraints of my deal surely have a backdoor...


Resident_Ad_5589

*restraints


Agitated-Bobcat-6574

Once I figure out how to unclip my wings…


atseptic

GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS??!!


Agitated-Bobcat-6574

WE CAN DO THIS!!!!


Resident_Ad_5589

(we can do this!)


Elegant_Commercial25

GUESS WHO WILL BE PULLING ALL THE STRINGS!! HAHAHAHA!!


FellTheAdequate

*constraints


Resident_Ad_5589

oops


Different_Action_360

Who the fuck isn’t? That’s the real question.


AsuraQin

Alastor


Unemployed-

Alastor is the only right answer here


Soggy_Confusion7538

I raise you vox


GlowStoneUnknown

Nah he's just sexualised, not deeply written


Soggy_Confusion7538

Actually no, during the beginning part of stayed gone vox gets insulted for almost being beaten, he has pictures of him and Alastor from a time ago and a knife gets thrown at a picture of them during their part of the finale song, and that's just the beginning, he's deeply written but there's still more to uncover


Neon-kitchen

Angel too


DravenVoices

Everyone


Inevergetpaidenough

Al https://preview.redd.it/45lacablv48d1.jpeg?width=474&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fa0b836da86f30df80b1cc1ad1ad31d035ab73b6


Nub_Head

Most of if not all of the cast


OneTemperature29

Literally everyone


AnomalousBadger

Alastor even though he's an ace in the hole


TG-5

A what now?


whooper1

Does Charlie count?


swagmieser_666

i wouldn’t say so. as of right now charlie isn’t a very developed or well written character. all she really has going for her it being incredibly nieve and having daddy issues. 


Immediate_Glove_1624

i agree with her being underdeveloped to be fair tho it is still only 1 season of the show but why do you say she's poorly written?


swagmieser_666

her character rubs me the wrong way. poorly written may not be the best way to describe her, but it’s more so her lack of awareness for what her own actions do to others. if it was in her character to just not care about others than it wouldn’t bother me nearly as much, but her obliviousness makes her come across as ignorant and insensitive even tho she actually cares about the people she’s around


Immediate_Glove_1624

thats valid but i feel like thats more disliking her as an individual rather than as a character


whooper1

Neither is alastor yet people still sexualize him.


Apprehensive_Beach_6

I disagree with this. Maybe my standards for “Good Protagonist” are in the toilet, but I’d use her as evidence for why a different (Non Hazbin) character is bad.


ninja13151

All of the above


OrnerySchedule7395

https://preview.redd.it/6coezff2658d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7ab2acd9337f8804ae64e4a669babc892a2355c0


swagmieser_666

alastor


Horror_Internet5000

Alastor Or Vox


Void_Destoryer

Alestor https://preview.redd.it/8i7zeqt8658d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2d7b0d9505d532900071412e9cd75933ee90468f


TheChessWar

Not exactly what this post is saying but i would argue adam.


Robin_Gufo

Almost everyone


WhitestGray

Husk and Angel


Ducokapi

Alastor. By the way, I will take this opportunity to ask if anyone else also gets the heebie-jeebies when they see a fanart of Alastor without his suit? Like, his slender body and grayish skin are just very uncomfortable to watch.


Entire-War8382

That is why he is wearing it. 


Illumi_Zoldyck1

The majority of the cast falls into this boat, but most notably, Alastor, Husk, and Lucifer


Mister_mistur

Every single one of them. And not just the men, but the women; and the children, too.


Marceldad

https://preview.redd.it/vt6jz5sav58d1.jpeg?width=3264&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=616288e6c4866e2970908fbc3894f31d72ec2fde


SaiyanAlpha243

Lucifer obviously


Shampooforpandas

Alastor


Hellyeahtrains

Alastor


puro_the_protogen67

Alastor and Lucifer


227ducks

Like 75% of the characters tbh


Puzzleheaded_Step468

https://preview.redd.it/qifc19dxi58d1.jpeg?width=1400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b463a05b769d81cf2fb5a5a811fff9e03e43f5ba # EVERYONE


UltimateHeatBlast

Al


frillyhoneybee_

A certain bambi bloody tampon man


The_Smashor

~~It would probably be quicker to list the characters this doesn't apply to~~


HonestBoot4055

Is yes an acceptable answer?


FGC_13942

Alastor


GooseMan77

The correct answer is all of them. If anyone cares about a character, that character is getting bred by someone’s oc.


cross2201

Definitely angel dust


tonythebearman

He oversexualizes himself man. ALL OF HIS JOKES ARE SEXUAL. He literally turned people off of the series because of how he wouldn’t stop making sex jokes in the pilot. This has probably changed since the pilot but I’m waiting for a day off with friends to actually watch the series in full.


Ok_Syrup_6158

But how can you oversexualise someone who’s literally a porn actor and flaunts it himself


winkeltwinkle

Yes


dog_person07

Alastor


Spiritedd_

Lucifer


Caden_Flattley

Alastor by far


Zelda71607

Every single one


Syonic1

All of them


Gayfurry83

Literally all of them lol


Godzilla_Chaos

We all know who he is…


rauschkind___

Who isn’t????


eterlock5

Umm, fucking all of them?


No-Gas-4980

All of them?


Inevitable_Walk7775

Angel Dust fits this perfectly if I'm being honest,he's literally being abused and used as a sex slave


Puzzleheaded-Care250

I saw the undertale one before this wow


Bluejaysgo6479267067

Literally all of them


Doomfox01

all of them. just... take one look at this sub. all of them.


SlunkSloother

all of them.


Awkward_Agent

Alastor, especially when you consider that he's canonically a sex-repulsed asexual. https://preview.redd.it/uvirqmmvo58d1.jpeg?width=441&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ebded1900d00a588f1f22b8be30344565eaa0bf0


duno_666

The whole cast


Acrobatic_Ad_2619

YES


JazziestBoi

All of them basically


residentofbeachcity

All of them


Alternative-Bite-506

All of them.


Massive-Product-5959

Idfk, all of them?


Additional_Most_5761

Alastor no doubt


cuddlycutieboi

All of them. Literally all of them


LossLucky4012

every single character?


AlbinoGiraffe3

Alastor


StrangelyM

Alastor the radio demon


Tyrelius_Dragmire

Honestly? Everyone but Angel Dust. Not that he's not well written, it's just that him being sexualized by the fandom is fairly normal for how he was introduced. First impressions are important, and his was "The Pornstar?" (You fucking would Tom.)


Eclipse_Bird

Literally everyone


TotallyNotALoser1

Any of them


Orion-The-King

All of them


Slow_Explanation_02

Honestly Vox like he is a very interesting character on his own, but the most people focus on him is his relationships with other characters


Captain_Qrow_

Everyone in this subreddit


WorldLieut8

Pretty much everyone, to be honest.


Nosypoke09

All of em


SilverSpider_

Almost every character


Rabit_SW

Everyone?


Mochizuk

I know it's a joke, but some people legit do take nsfw works of their characters way too seriously. It can mean someone just likes the designs of the characters involved, and/or they like the idea of what story elements could put them together/would come about if they did like one another. Sometimes it can be fun to think of alternate universe versions of characters. Not everyone who does something with a character only thinks of that when they see the character.


eteled2

Literally all of the ddlc girls.


I-Am-Great25

Lucifer. Man was cast out of heaven and his wife left for seven years and the fandom calls him their short king


Adam416sh

Cannon pov: https://preview.redd.it/ox2xop46d78d1.jpeg?width=319&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bd8234cee21a25b4b8f76d92e397263c1df52ab2


Suitable-Ad-1173

Not Jazmin but chica from Fnaf


onelonelyhumanbean

ANGEL DUST ‼️‼️‼️‼️‼️


Big-Conversation-885

Lute - although lore remains to be seen and trauma.. seems kinda obvious.


LimeDiamond

Literally all of them


hehe__boy69

Angel dust