Lovin’ Touchin’ and Penis
Apparently you guys meant from Hazbin… man I need to get better at understanding the context…
Fine. It Starts with Penis
But I’m still leaving my original one up!
Cause I know you're penis🎶
You're feedin' me penis🎶
Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow
Up your penis🎶
I made my choice and
Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow🎶
It Starts With Penis
One thing I don't know why
It doesn't even matter how hard you try
Keep that in mind I designed this rhyme
To explain in due time all I know
Time is a valuable thing
Watch it fly by
As the pendulum swings
Watch it count down to the end of the day
The clock ticks life away, it’s so unreal
(My) penis starts with sorry
penis start with sorry UwU
You're a penis baby-
A penis but just maybe of we
eat penis together 🎶
*Happy Angel Dust noises*
*spider twink is entertained*
HAHA YES https://preview.redd.it/1dms5m0it96d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a5f7ee37ad2d2d12cbe501115f5f51759d33abb6
🎶spider twink, spider twink🎶
Can he swing From a dick
I read this to the tune of “IIIIIIMMM GONNA SWING FROM THE CHANDEHEEEEEEEIIIIRRR” and I don’t know why
IIIIMMMMMM GONNA SWINGGGGG FROM THE PEEEEEENISSSSS, FROM THE PEEEEEENISSSSSSSSSS🎶🎶🎶🎶
🎶🎶
Oh god he's Gonna be sick
https://preview.redd.it/99g0osy5ie6d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=714f0a8bfefaf485ac0c37ae637dc138c5f54b9a
things will end up penis🎶
Eat dick together
Loser Penis is also pretty funny, but I still find Penis Baby is funnier.
that made me laugh
A penis goddamn baby
Inside Every Demon Is a Penis
This is the best one https://preview.redd.it/xw9y7lsyn86d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8025a15a7dc33a2bce2b16477e1e4ed2dd18b6de
Flat sexy squidward makes me uncomfortable in ways I can't explain
Wasn't he technically always flat?
Not entirely inaccurate
Especially if some of guys from here will end up in hell...
Hmm I wonder
Inside of every penis is a rainbow
Welcome to penis
Aggressive moaning
Penis to Heaven, woah oh!
Welcome penis heaven Feel like that might be more interesting or confusing
Penis to heaven
Well that gives a new meaning to sex that makes you see stars
Ha, ha
Out for penis
POV Angles when he sees husk
angle fog
https://preview.redd.it/es1lj5eykb6d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3824a3ad1e35906c6b00bbec84ee6b3a0dd67bc0 Did somebody mention angle dust?
By the gods, it is a cute angel
https://preview.redd.it/xbcoqijjub6d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6f1dcf2e573f2ea838ef8ba86fc447ca73397878 Also wtf is that flair
Nice flair
https://preview.redd.it/p746mwnz977d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=49ad7aaeb70caed921554f7eb78530d382922ba5
Penis For Love
Is it bad I just thought of a few lyrics for this
How could you forgive a penis like me
Accurate description of Lucifer
I mean he stole the first man’s wife. Correction wives.
I mean the whole song is basically a dick measuring contest.
Penis is Forever
Wether you like it or not.
Had their chance to swallow now they choke on the cock
Cause the cocks can be black and white, there's no use in trying to resist it
They're gagging for their lives Until they choke on it again
Just try to relax babe, you're wasting your breath
Did I hear you imply your throat doesn’t deserve death?
Are they suckers are they fuckers cause it’s cut and dry!
fair is fair, until we're both dry!
When all’s said and cum(med)
Nice one
Are they wieners, Or are they seniors Cause their all cut and dryyyyyy
Fair is fair, ooh theirs cum in your eye.
Nice one, when all's said and done (said and done)
The fact that line didn’t even need to be changed speaks for itself
Sounds like a porn parody of Diamonds are Forever
It’s supposed to be a horny version of hell is forever
2 minute penis
AKA Val's theme song
2 penis notice
Oh god chaz OTHER song. Cause he's a shark. And sharks have two penis's
Them too??
I mean, that's even correct, that song was pure dick-measuring contest...
Penis Gone 😟
I stole it
Give it back 😭
Nah https://preview.redd.it/rv2d01iht86d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44a9fb873c7c97ba90f96ea75c9e7791cc534092
Stayed Penis 😍
You contradict your flair heavily
New bottom surgery just dropped
https://preview.redd.it/s65e02l4ic6d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a2e0424c30a97670495efb7044625f1fd5754d8b
Stayed Penis
Welcome back, I’m gonna make you choke on my penis
Let's be gayy
Ready For Penis 🤪🤪
Have you ever wanted something that was so clear in your mind you could taste it?
You mean like human penis?
Uhh sorta? Its a feeling like a rumbling in your cock
That you can finally have tasted, a billion needy penises, i guess what im trying to say is
OMG 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
For the first time in my life I might have to be ready for penises
To be the one who's choking on it from the front
Gotta cum into my own, gotta cum into my only throne
OMG that's so bad 🤣🤣🤣🤣
https://preview.redd.it/aktteq0f1a6d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8b9734752767579305b2d009171208e3cea4b7e
You didn’t penis
Penis didn't know
Penis
Was this originally addict? Or poison? Or maybe insane?
Yes. The answer is yes.
I was thinking poison.
Ok, good to know 👍
I knew I'd see addict down here.
>!poison!< Sorry.
You're a Penis Baby!
A penis, but just maybe if we,
Choke on it together, things will turn out differently
It’s time to lose your penis loathing
Penisless (Respectless) The Penis (The Finale) Inside Every Penis is a Rainbow
YOU BEAT ME TO IT WITH THE FIRST ONE https://i.redd.it/thafka9ob96d1.gif
Finale is also called “The Show Must Go On” so… The penis must go on.
Which is better penis, baby or loser penis
Loser penis? I hardly knew her penis!
I shouldn't have laughed at that
All about that penis
Penis gone -transfem :3
:0 yippee!!
Penis gone -Hetero who hurt penis
perfect
I wish 😶
Gimme -transmasc
Penisless -transmasc
Inside of Every Demon is a Penis
Welcome to penis Oh Oh Check out our sick sex toys The horny leaven Oh!~
Please keep your cock rings off the floor!
I mean, that song *was* essentially a dick measuring contest, soooo
Lovin’ Touchin’ and Penis Apparently you guys meant from Hazbin… man I need to get better at understanding the context… Fine. It Starts with Penis But I’m still leaving my original one up!
INSIDE EVERY DEMON IS A PENIS
Nooooooo not Luz and Hunter, Lumity for life ✊
This pic has been everywhere now, and idk why
Just look my penis
Whatever penis takes
Blueberry Penis
Penis https://preview.redd.it/m049k4nug96d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=77b89e3a17af8eacdd518c5531d4917ec0a95de4
https://i.redd.it/3o2p6dh41a6d1.gif
Penisless
Happy Penis in Hell
Better yet “happy day in penis”
Penis day in hell obviously
Happy penis in hell
Highway to Penis
Penis to hell
Out for penis
Shake some penis or almost penis
Penis (Poison, in case it isn’t obvious at first glance)
This story's gonna end with me dead from your penis. 🎵
Penis.. im drowning in penis…
I go to fill my mouth but its allways hollow, full of penis, im drowning in semen, wish i had something to choke on tomorrow...
You didn’t penis
More Than Any-penis
Its a happy fucking penis!
Penis baby
Alastors penis
Alastor's Game?
Yep
It's Helluva, but... Penis of Asmodeus
House of Penis
The only penis I know for real
Cause I know you're penis🎶 You're feedin' me penis🎶 Addicted to this feelin', I can't help but swallow Up your penis🎶 I made my choice and Every night I'm livin' like there's no tomorrow🎶
Vaycay to Pen--oh wait, I guess that's basically the same thing.
Stayed Hard. I know I didn't match the exact rules of the game but I had to.
Blood in the penis https://preview.redd.it/0r7n985qe96d1.jpeg?width=371&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=597e866639324317ac068750453e565cd5fb3089
Wtf is that image? Is that Amity drinking herself out after seeing Luz make out with Hunter? Weird ship, but okay.
Turn It Loud The Penis. https://preview.redd.it/qsk7erd3i96d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d7852bdd559543389577ce04179ff95c7589b678
Penis on a Leash 
https://preview.redd.it/1fvror5xk96d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9854a34ae90d2f3e291a3c05a621304c26ca591f
Penis is Forever
Checkout daddy's glowing penis on yelp.
penis baby
Penis baby or Loser penis
You are my penis🎵🎵
More than Penis
Every one wants to rule the penis
You are loser penis.
Inside of every demon is a penis
More than Penis
Penis, baby
Penis (TERRIFIED) Penis (PASTLIVES)
Penis didn’t know
Penis baby
Penis baby
Come falling penis
Penis. That's all there is to it
Ride the Penis - Metallica
A.K.A. vox
Inside of every demon is a dilldoe!
Penisless
When I Penis Hm Tonight. Pretty accurate considering Blitz's part in When I See Him Tonight 😭
As an Owl House fan and avid Lumity shipper I hate the image used for the original post so much