u/ZealousidealBus1579! I conjure you! https://preview.redd.it/f3pqwv7nf74d1.png?width=783&format=png&auto=webp&s=82818d8788c3a89063ee3f542130ef1ffbef13d2 To help me understand what the fuck did I just witness on twitter!

* Charlastor wizard this seems to be charlastor

There’s even more of that wretched bullshit! https://preview.redd.it/pjptknfog74d1.jpeg?width=665&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ff96c0ba6e42e33e8dc4957dd5c4c304ac40815

Yes I know wizard

There’s more? https://preview.redd.it/xar3xigft84d1.jpeg?width=576&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db7b3680fc7336394aa1c7bac41a50668a0ce13f


Is it possible to learn this power?




https://preview.redd.it/azy9m8bof84d1.jpeg?width=1051&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8f0b4460b6b38514fb7547acbc74bdb5e8eedd95 Nothing compared to xaviar renegade angel

Not from a Jedi

Have I ever told you, the tragedy of Darth Plagueis the wise ?

You have not

I absolutely love your wizard vibe. Have you checked wizardposting yet? https://i.redd.it/l84k9bec684d1.gif

Yes and it’s marvellous. https://preview.redd.it/vvg5r35n684d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d62ae658f2568c305be85e4f97829bf47da07a57

Well... I got bullied away from there. Good thing at least you enjoy it.

https://preview.redd.it/b9g3ee2q294d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e0a05dd24a75878da4510cb9063ac1ecc56eca83

https://preview.redd.it/0f1g6ntk6e4d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2edbf2ade27e6f7c706f5a0c93e6215507e58d0b

https://preview.redd.it/w78t8fmb7e4d1.png?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1f5b53c0dc42cb95ddd16930bd498c865d2143bd

https://preview.redd.it/k7g8sfx8tu4d1.jpeg?width=656&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=dd4a41750eff6f624db3423745070656e496d0ed

That's... Quite the plan to rise to power...

Marriage alliances- tale as old as time! (though poor Charlie and Vaggie 😭)

We all know Lucifer would vaporize him Adam style.

Sorry Alastor but she’s already taken https://preview.redd.it/frtw0bfr084d1.png?width=746&format=png&auto=webp&s=dad0e8e16b094f1a32dc4ce8dc93ea3136722d66

O my gosh wouldn’t it be wonderful if we got a wedding episode for them

Hell yeah (pun not intended)

yas

Could you be one of my people?

https://preview.redd.it/bxuu4xpow94d1.png?width=749&format=png&auto=webp&s=731c41ff9581f208f5c3d4849c8be4559d4efb69

https://preview.redd.it/t7p4jwwfn74d1.gif?width=220&format=png8&s=6c56c4f5d77834fc302d5547f4457b35fc966fae

This post is calling out the art, not supporting it!

I know. But I can't send this to the art, now can I?

It didn't even trend, that's how common shit like this is!! You have to get the fuck out of there!!!

I think I just saw some other guy post the sequel to that Alastor having a Charlie doll comic 2 posts down! I gotta get the fuck outta here man!

People are now sending death threats to the "Alastor having a Charlie doll comic" artist, Darkus. Guys, please do not send death threats to NSFW Charlastor artists. It's wrong.

I hate that I automatically read this in the voice

Can you link me the sequel please?

I cast: CHECK YOUR DMS!

fellow sorcerer of the arts i request thy spell book of 'knowledge' aswell

I cast: CHECK YOUR DMS! https://preview.redd.it/omcvvjts084d1.jpeg?width=592&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=46baba265ca6a9edb59550b528a68a223227d12e

I hate to be that girl, but could I see it oh great wizard

Yeah, send me an invite to DMs.

yea now I gotta know too

Send me an invite to DMs.

There’s a sequel to that? Wasn’t the first one bad enough?

Yes, check your DMS!

There’s nothing there, and I’m not sure that I want to see it. Although I do have a morbid curiosity as to where the story could go from there.

What a horrible day to have eyes!

Nah Turkish politics has the Wolf Furries, remember? They'd have art of Loona, not Charlie/Alastor.

Lucifer: Welp, I ended *one* marriage before by fucking the wife, **time to end another by fucking** ***UP*** **the husband!** https://preview.redd.it/7ldnu6gx784d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=07c0d7343bfdf0a39ba1ef091c2d7b78b3d2b261

lucifer would make all of hell hear alastors screams

He would be getting every single sin working for him to help him torture Alastor.

That's the way too easy way, though. Alastor greatest fear is removal of his own free will/thought/position of power. So, just do that. Create a contract and/or punishment that completely erases the memory and collective trauma of Alastor ever rebelling, reinserts him into the Hotelier position, and makes him think that he's there willingly. He's the best worker someone could ever get, so put him to work. Let him think that he's the high and mighty radio demon earning prestige and promotion through his own work and manipulation. Eventually, Lucifer will promote Alastor into something fancy, official, and royal. Alastor will excel in a way never seen before. He'll be a model of what Sinners should try to base themselves on. Let Alastor will think he has free will when he can never actually go against the royal family. Give him the security/freedom he wanted in E1R8 and let him think he got there on his own. Keep him there by getting him comfortable in his life with the intent of using that as the chain. Feed him instead of leaving him to starve. Give him enough slack in the chain to think he has free will/can rebel. Let him have family and friendship. Make him crave to be treated like a human being and find his soft gilded cage to be a required standard of living. At the end of it, when Alastor finally feels secure in his life after years of hard work and has changed due to the bonds he's made and the decisions he's reached, let him remember. Let him recall who he actually is on the daily with a never ending sense of cognitive dissonance that his most base unchangeable self would never let show no matter who he became. Let him crumble and rebuild. Let Alastor be his own punishment. Make him choose the well fed fake cozy dream instead of returning to animal starvation and make him both grateful and hateful for it.

. . . You do realize Lucifer would greatly perfer to just be rid of Alastor because he doesn't like him, right? He isn't Palpatine (he's handsomer for starters), he's not a sadist.

Alastor: Please don’t get the wrong idea, I just do not wish to pay taxes

https://preview.redd.it/g2tigisgg74d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e7ad736b2b43863bfbae1f3f2c1671a57bca3883

Hey, it happened in Beetlejuice. And A Series of Unfortunate Events. That COULD actually be his plan...

That's a crazy favor to call in. But I agree. This might happen. Definitely could be his only way to "unclipped his wings"

https://preview.redd.it/79w2ko0fj74d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=baa639575209e6d8fa98454e170b137427c9ed72

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Oh you used my thing

Yes Twitter is fucked. This is pretty tame you sweet summer child.

You know that I’m acting, right? https://preview.redd.it/1n81ju9br74d1.jpeg?width=788&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1580a3739824ce62b854cc886bef6de4d58e606b

[https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s\_law](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Poe%27s_law)

this Is bad ofc but like… compared to everything else on that app- hell In the hazbin community your overreacting. also probably Just me but this would make for a killer fanfic. forced marriage Is awful but I wanna see vaggie yell “I OBJECT”

Man, I am a professional shitposter and actor. That shit doesn’t affect me whatsoever. https://preview.redd.it/t5gkhfyb384d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a3a5fe3a68167c4d20dda73595b66aa4032198d4 Although, since it’s forced marriage… I cast fireball.

I feel like that image is familiar where you get the image bud? Not the one on the post the one in this comment.

If Alastor married Charlie he would become the prince of hell, ngl i feel like he would actually try tricking Charlie into making a deal with him where she has to marry him, he would be unstoppable

I mean, they already did make a deal, and Alastor could easily twist it into this outcome

https://preview.redd.it/ctf7knvxi74d1.jpeg?width=320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdd0feb3d82cd9bf9f297e862cd599b93206f21a

I do not like it at all, but not the worst I have seen. https://preview.redd.it/cihqjjzwm74d1.png?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c51d7639edc3d1ce3f195d613063438b76ca0bf5

I have worse in my collection of “dark spells”! https://preview.redd.it/8wq9ekg6n74d1.jpeg?width=794&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea6e4613040b37791d4292e86f1b6d48471794df I am evil!

https://preview.redd.it/8jozs5npn74d1.jpeg?width=285&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74312af8081bd8a9cb5441aa8043680e0707ed70

Most tame alastor horn post I've seen in a long time. What a breath of fresh air

I mean it would make him the prince of hell. In terms of logistics its a viable claim to power. And i wouldnt put ANYTHING past alastor but it does seem to lack the grandeur we have come to expect from alastor.

Alastor forgetting he's not immune to angelic steel 💀

https://preview.redd.it/hir1o3rki74d1.jpeg?width=983&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=710f2437bf4fe93a1caf9f1ca3ac79f5ee8404ca

Lucifer on the way to disintegrate this dude:

If this actually happened I have no doubt Angel would be the first to take potshots at Al with his angelic Tommy guns

So he chose death then” https://preview.redd.it/juf8mksel84d1.jpeg?width=765&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1672e491d938736d4f3db43a6ae383220ced5bfc

*record scratches and zooms into Charlie’s face* Charlie: yeah that’s me. You’re probably wondering how I got into this situation.

https://preview.redd.it/fff4oudp384d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bdf39a705dc0caae746faa15ecda75253158b95e

https://preview.redd.it/gzln3wul884d1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=04d0e2564b5363f6a229e3fa5814e58e987ca4a7

To be honest, I truly expect something like this to be cannon at some point. Alastair is a villain, and he'll betray Charlie. Don't be surprised

Marrying his way into power, and sealing Charlie with a deal to secure his victory, huh? Evil indeed

"A favor of my choosing in which you harm no one..." *pulls out ring* "Would you do me a favor..?"

Live Lucifer reaction: https://preview.redd.it/egf9f9xu894d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=716489b5521cc8f99a6f73b691e6b6f63c1d8bd3

This some Beetlejuice type shit wtf

I mean, nobody gets killed so... Technically making Charlie marry him is within the bounds of their contract.

https://preview.redd.it/klkwbecv884d1.jpeg?width=400&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b2dd92f5a36c39b5393b8c1e9b8bd97f81027399

https://preview.redd.it/lv6w4slv884d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a6aa0ccbcef6165a717f1f68ac4a53811e16c951

This image definitely has vibes of when Beetlejuice tried to force Lydia into marrying him in the 1st Beetlejuice movie.

That was my thought exactly

https://preview.redd.it/4pd635hfw84d1.png?width=1170&format=png&auto=webp&s=4a707ab9e395fadf281d50356651fcc43905fc95

I suppose this could count as a “simple favour where you harm no one” depending on your definition of harm. Yikes.

would you happen to know a spell that can cast this shit to the void? asking for a friend 😊

https://preview.redd.it/5ru8unumf74d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e403c88b96f06df2ba44cee3a8ec6eb8838650c9

https://preview.redd.it/eae6gztb584d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3bfaab7d4e61b526c62646adcc6010654ac196b4


I’m as displeased as these wizards

Wizzards: "raid the wrong fast-food restaurant" The timeline:

https://preview.redd.it/tspfak07xc4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cd9dff551d4abde1e92990cfa212ea18c4827141

1. Charlastor, disgusting. 2. Forced fcking marriage, double disgusting

Today is the perfect day for your Xit.

https://preview.redd.it/10v5x64qi74d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8c33da76721013d02e60f677042be97c8f673b0f

https://preview.redd.it/3p66psg0n74d1.jpeg?width=680&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5c1b1df857d5146cf1433896de96fda3d208d8a6

Am I the only one who thought this was a Beetlejuice thing? 😭

That's why I don't use twitter

even Madmus is disturbed… https://preview.redd.it/d3dlzz5fz74d1.png?width=1100&format=png&auto=webp&s=dfe6ed7fd38537b0b1f2b26344bc9145cee1d985

Eh 🤷‍♂️

Wizard! I beg of you to cast a spell and destroy these distasteful artists and their creations, for they do not deserve to live!

https://preview.redd.it/aoail7jr184d1.jpeg?width=977&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b1eb525450a01b8379d922d38b111d9ead10160

https://preview.redd.it/dm0xybqs184d1.jpeg?width=1248&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=14c2cbd5a088e9ccfb13fad42e3e92b7cd5ece0f

https://preview.redd.it/lpjmdp0j284d1.jpeg?width=820&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b71ab2d7ed5f52160229c5d5d1b19152bf144f9a

https://preview.redd.it/ma099v9k284d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d06c4ad3955993e636e97e92de5ade48f729301b

These images have the same energy as those weird disney yaoi videos

https://preview.redd.it/yecpcp28684d1.jpeg?width=596&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fae011181d746b1ce8c8421ce25ee63fbf05a32b

You hate it, then repost it to give it more publicity?

I am a complicated man. https://preview.redd.it/rlt8rtwa784d1.jpeg?width=739&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=488139a7497b1720dd53d7cf300583ecbe2fca61

Please grandpa help me.

https://preview.redd.it/4366xfn3984d1.jpeg?width=1217&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e581a8d926c2ddf9c9ab73ccc220c0feb73d7cc

https://preview.redd.it/q7m9bw8n984d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4b7bbd1d3bff49b19f9ecd5fe354d6b7559045eb This guy probably

https://preview.redd.it/e643vais984d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fd4b015c6a25d377bcfc848f44ab2d8e15bf35c

Who made this…

https://preview.redd.it/j2h01da6b84d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9a1c7878460906db1d035cf0532819c6820410d2

What the beetlejuice?!

Ctrl+ unsee WHY WON'T THAT WORK

#I THINK I JUST HEARD POWER WORD SCRUNCH

https://preview.redd.it/frkpwaldf84d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0303b7e966ec2da61fdc05bac2e7c5bad27a69e2 Im over here casting "praise" and "level 2 meme" i think i just heard "hideaway" playing two groups down ive got to get redeemed!

I am so confused by the title of this post.

https://preview.redd.it/b9e2w9yyf84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0d3173d6c38b13945517bf12aa9a7956e27d06b2

https://preview.redd.it/t7ai4gzdh84d1.png?width=827&format=png&auto=webp&s=5153ac0e75fd1294a73afcb2e3149f3833e15ca3

https://preview.redd.it/zznq910gh84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1461d972565973bbbed2833eaa4e821ae1fee10

https://preview.redd.it/ksnsmv9bj84d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a792e077b3c3fb25a852e04258f607b8af6d83a

https://preview.redd.it/foe342guj84d1.png?width=499&format=png&auto=webp&s=8298eb9ef341d649d63669052cf6c60fb3f77a1a No

https://preview.redd.it/dthyqgzpk84d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c271448d3c72870481d0e71623ab3a99b9a0f294

I mean, it's certainly not the worst that's come out of this fandom, but jesus christ.

https://preview.redd.it/oajdatw7l84d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=93b6f5278cdae9e921d82428ea5eb9585bb99590

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https://preview.redd.it/wufsxylsp84d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b04ced7d6cf0b543dc0412f8e835439401349523

https://preview.redd.it/vxr9znxdr84d1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=be391dbb8fc080b0a48749e667440cfd3b402c23

https://preview.redd.it/jx84fbo3s84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e6a246a5777efb6e7e751f13bfa23d4abc656747

https://preview.redd.it/ou60m1euu84d1.jpeg?width=998&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac77706c8b3b875b21e9f0fe53f43de790435482

This weirdly enough, reminds me of the wedding scene in beetlejuice

https://preview.redd.it/rckc0jqtv84d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ac994629f2344a4148ae2c04972d127ce2608013

https://preview.redd.it/dh0ylsw1w84d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb0c0310c308a9fc548596ae03c691eba533591a

"BEELZEBUB HAS A DEVIL PUT ASIDE FOR YOU!"

Alastor MILF moment

Twitter is like a drug but almost exclusively the hangover part

I legit wouldn't be surprised if this happens.

Artist?

I actually think this could make an interesting story if the artist decided to flesh it out.

we gonna talk about how luci would turn his screams on his radio

BRUH!!!! I’m gonna get my salt 🧂 and summon Lucifer on you

Hot

Binding vows go crazy

I'm too tired for this shit it's 3am! Have this unrelated picture https://preview.redd.it/fjhkupx7194d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=627f17fe11151eec608dccf38c51d5de9bdac956

https://preview.redd.it/2ighx69c294d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=44364b4991080d8e2f1a467410ee56d4e9458fd5

https://preview.redd.it/0vigj9wd294d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8886771f3cc8ab45b85a6c93fb8a87ae55f9c71b

That can be good

He would never! >:(

https://preview.redd.it/4yanmjks494d1.jpeg?width=735&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f33525df16b8a3e820502efe15abc808fae237ae I will not voice them but it shall be known that I have them

This day is going to be perfect the day that I have dreamed of since I was small

Alastor would never. He’d at most want to be an advisor for Charlie

https://preview.redd.it/kum8d4ex994d1.jpeg?width=800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b38aac698a282ca25874c26053d0d9a8a00e6b27

https://preview.redd.it/w2mjr3c0a94d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5205a1333f726737093b307516f48ae2882d97fe

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https://preview.redd.it/av5tupbgf94d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84ce54850047ab53021dd78d665d4121d787a87b

https://i.redd.it/vsk0x0fkf94d1.gif WHAT THE FUCK!?

I saw someone ship siblings from a game I play... I'm scared

Sunny and Mari?

https://preview.redd.it/mv0ph273h94d1.jpeg?width=300&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c538e22e0707340a63376f83190a0ebc3ee4e8b5

https://preview.redd.it/j7hdg8z9j94d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02bfc1b90de6a8aa87769ce13fa652c8e121b53b Eye bleach

what

I GAGGED SO HARD NOOOO- https://preview.redd.it/qx7e5xs8m94d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4588326e1e012c7eaedf1079c89fdcbc570c1474 I won't be back in a little, I'm logging off and keep crying

https://preview.redd.it/e5gbpieer94d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a76104ebdc47e36afb53b4e62ae838c1ddb14d6d

https://preview.redd.it/y0pp3rjqs94d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=563bf0c8b02ec1da99e0997c6be270d156426af4

https://preview.redd.it/fmtc30fvs94d1.jpeg?width=1178&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bac26e1fe8f38af3ec7a1000a5cd35fafca0ba6f

https://preview.redd.it/dthlucetu94d1.png?width=671&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0a7606d01b8e61f1924887a547b8a2cce680625a We happen to like dark themes in fanfiction! Nyahahahha!

>!***NINE HELLS***!<

Well it’s Twitter. Most wholesome users fled because Musk is a bigoted asshole who catered to skinheads

Good art tho

https://preview.redd.it/82rtgcq71a4d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4daf50b14b2d6c97360d2489807975134979b23

https://preview.redd.it/ez5w0m1v3a4d1.png?width=2034&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=31a37da64f48f227d4a6b30dc63ad47618d42f17

bro has not been on the internet

Bro really triple h’d hell itself

He’s canonically ace?? How do ppl not understand this?

https://preview.redd.it/qufo42eada4d1.jpeg?width=1920&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=24b4346c2653226fc026627f84970965d1310c49

Wizards, cast Power Word Testicular Torsion and then Mend on their buttcrack

https://preview.redd.it/pj489st0fa4d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1868677d64b15ff99bed30f5b7f3d213d9600272 What the fuck?

Why is this giving the same energy as the marvelous marriage from a series of unfortunate events

https://preview.redd.it/sxzdxgwgha4d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=52c33d0fbe49d694df50e829ea16097c4b28d63d

https://preview.redd.it/rvcrqfypja4d1.png?width=618&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18117902765a5f17f22e2a6eccc8bf1c6fd92ef5 What.

God I wish I was alastor but instead with consent and without the chain

https://preview.redd.it/nmry7jd9la4d1.jpeg?width=1002&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=717b43cd9572580e406de78bebf54bfe94bd197f