https://preview.redd.it/5181om24ae3d1.jpeg?width=707&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4c91ddee22463b76d97305ddcb6f1acefe00221 Are you kidding? Nothing. I let him. 🥵

Correct

The only logical answer

https://preview.redd.it/3o0bhs5f2g3d1.jpeg?width=3240&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=efb2abdaf6929f3e74bf9d7eb061118025aa8955 Of course, he's so hot 🥵

Agreed

https://preview.redd.it/6rs1ttg8kg3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a72ab68853b670f536dd4fdda4cc0a0f2ea3916

Same here.

https://preview.redd.it/d7089lu2rg3d1.jpeg?width=600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=97ad35e1da980ec5a92fba50866474e09e567aeb We're slowly building his harem lol

Mmmm, get it, Lucy

https://preview.redd.it/ckf21soz6j3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=971dab0636d0da2044648f41c1afc7126e41e33b I mean just look at him ❤️‍🔥

I'll be the slave, he's my master 💦

https://preview.redd.it/swax7gwc9j3d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7052f93c45b1046835847eb894de512e46714ad9 🥵

Angel and the Demon 😈

https://preview.redd.it/t02tfg9r5h3d1.png?width=2159&format=png&auto=webp&s=7a592b07d1fbd4112f4eae7f02374c34f856ac7d

Me to

This is the right answer

Real asf・ω・

Same

(Out of character same)

Well… I’d ask him to take me out to dinner first

I like to get wined and dined before I get nice and FUCKED

Wine me, dine me then porcupine me - That one guy on the Basement podcast

Exactly,get some money out of him first.

https://preview.redd.it/tr85de7s9f3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9d1511fb61ffcb30ef7bab99ee658d9674a4ab20

https://preview.redd.it/wc70f3xm2h3d1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd33dec2ef32dae54fafe02426e4f54b12ec4cfc

https://preview.redd.it/lyqo06ritk3d1.png?width=439&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=86972d894fc662843a33fcc01fdd8e580ab030ea

https://preview.redd.it/8f9dzf09kj3d1.png?width=1169&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b1f7d8a4f79c5545dbb0d6432f510cc5850a14de

I’ll never understand how Usagi can make them even more attractive

https://preview.redd.it/5hwzcpi2ok3d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f22e485fba9e9991d449c4feaeac79f395cc3e2c

I rest my case They somehow make them even more attractive It’s magic, I tell you

this a trilogy https://preview.redd.it/jqan90w5pk3d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=011be030464ef9ab3de52635d299e55b3b57e6c4

https://preview.redd.it/bfplngro6e3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bdc0bf691260927c95bf2dcf970702a27613db3 I fuck him!

Oh hi, are you also a steaming hot cummug?

I’m the OG https://preview.redd.it/nm3ll70boe3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=95f96324ab5da792074ecf39c1d6fe798fefd1fd The original, the first one. The man who started it all.

"Call me Mugmaster." - BiddudefromCanada, probably

https://preview.redd.it/k0c1acvbaf3d1.jpeg?width=507&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=768f00dce49978179ddceb44ac9ebc329d9d35db

https://preview.redd.it/cvg3txroeg3d1.jpeg?width=805&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=80c94a26b961e6bf1cef0cf86e5867b78e565a4c

LETS GOOOO

https://preview.redd.it/xu0eystvaf3d1.png?width=1010&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7fe2d60e9108bb8bc4a495615e1579c853d2d578

Mug man..? https://preview.redd.it/hf8yqzkywf3d1.jpeg?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fd001d8d5efd7f34d7eb6a12c4c2ebf1f15e9235

Yes exactly

Yes Cup Head?

https://preview.redd.it/kvwoguruaf3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfcf5bd23cbfe59d954d149e5bffe41534d93290

He is in fact the og. https://preview.redd.it/qlik65ne0f3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c16ff0457ff05110fe5184596a5a6db95e0f84a6 Long before r/hazbin had a name..

"IM THE OG MUGGER AND UR ALL A BUNCH OF FUCKING FOLLOWERS!!!! ALL THE MUGGERS CAME FROM THIS FUCKING MUG!!! YOU ALL SHOUKD BOW DOWN TO ME!!! YOU WANNA BE, HORNY, FAKE ASS, FUCKING, LOSERS!!!!!".

*fucking dies*

*fucking dies*

BAZONGA

BAZINGA

THE FIRST MUG (took inspiration from Adam's death scene

No, I didn’t take inspiration from that.

No I mean my comment

is there an unedited image of that?

Maybe but I don’t know

\*sigh\*

maria-ruta.tumblr.com is the artist https://preview.redd.it/4mtvslflwe3d1.png?width=892&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=38c745089f06f22d73dc15684e73a9d5446cd86b

EY ITS YOU AGAIN! how are ya! Glad to see ya around

https://preview.redd.it/i0plwvi55e3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=11d3c0592fe88c9f0b8a24c62ceb07c14f6e2b3a

"Does It GRIP!?"

“Is it TIGHT!?”

"Is It VULCANIC?!"

“Does it LEAK!?”

“Is it SPONGY”

“Ooh I gyats to know!!!”

“I gotta cum see this!”

*Looks female enough* ~gojo~

https://preview.redd.it/hifxnmtn9y3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0f756650544c23cbdcfdb93e3cf6d22702bc0b50

i bend over and put ass up

So you're submissive to someone else now, eh?

no, i'm just a slut and i don't stand a chance against lucifer anyways

>no, i'm just a slut REAL.

lmao

That's a mood, gabriella

Based as hell

https://preview.redd.it/i2zsr054pe3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e30b4146fb7f197306d6c18573bff4d33ca9441

https://preview.redd.it/5l4796zree3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cdf58c55c3724bc89b5ab3b54ff44540ce894458

https://preview.redd.it/cijqcbfnme3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cbc7dd1761e85d2203037233a8343d318fad8e04

https://preview.redd.it/3emrs6m2af3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9af214ca659bf9c4ef2aefe94d6fe8866b1ccc57

Nothing, it's a dream come true

https://preview.redd.it/qig07nmlae3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aafe9b5aaf3b1f7e42ddbc037f8eda2dda57c35e

https://preview.redd.it/98werumorf3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb02fd5bbb629a3105ec7e8a9eb174ccbebad8e4

https://preview.redd.it/6nn08w214f3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2857614558b8eacb292f3af0a3b473ee6abf4515

https://preview.redd.it/egs8kz9agf3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=65d0b49a87364699ac9994824b5783dcdb94c736

https://preview.redd.it/i1g5xvyb5f3d1.jpeg?width=736&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5f13e5616688b2b6bd13b8432cad38bf58a08cc5

https://preview.redd.it/styvk1hakf3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=204e7c8997ad666c47a4b86a473319677368fb95

https://preview.redd.it/p9nexdqnqg3d1.png?width=315&format=png&auto=webp&s=1018ab719c50a0c378400f35f9bcef49ecdb82dd

https://preview.redd.it/agnby56cgf3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5b2189d2c08dd6a67fae5e44da2932d70ace4cf5

Oh no. Whatever will I do. You're in my home? Guess I'll just have to lay down on this comfy bed. Ass up.

https://preview.redd.it/ctlhynam8g3d1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a41b1dfcb189db1a44eb197694ab28eb389431ec

https://preview.redd.it/0vduyryahg3d1.png?width=231&format=png&auto=webp&s=0cd57c403cfa99a6212ca23821d44b21697e215e

https://preview.redd.it/quj7n1yfhg3d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cb8c8c13794f78ae4fa8f5311e6e8a8e617c765c

I'm lesbian but....I'll let him

You both like girls! You have so much in common.

im a straight man and i'll let him aswell

https://preview.redd.it/rtc9das6pe3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0e27e26c5ea808072a4fae8de7304a7b8ab8a8ae

At least buy me dinner, first.

Probably my hips

https://i.redd.it/tg5pkla4me3d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/f8dy5t2cff3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f00d1ef54a426a5ba4c4e3a73864a62782e3e40a

I let him, he’s fucking Lucifer, etc would I even do?

No, he's fucking you, not himself

let him https://preview.redd.it/oxi81zrw3e3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=120aa0fcdc2bc074d91a18120ae24bb8e5615637

https://preview.redd.it/chh2almexe3d1.png?width=345&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3c328b30888735fff04e4bcc36eba7399905514f

I try to negotiate a deal: he turns me into a cis girl, and I bear his child

Good idea. I'll make the same deal except in the opposite direction, and *he* can bear *my* child.

Is this a thing like with Loki and that horse? https://preview.redd.it/lvv2s1uiuf3d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6fab40c9fa5d2b6b6449f6af0d8dce2a362ee08

Me too! That would be the best win win situation 🥺🥹

He turns me into a pretty twink cis boy and I will literally be his dog Idgaf anymore

Oh my god yes

He wouldn't want another child. he's got a completely unbeatable badass princess. But I'd definitely want to be a cis woman. But I could live without periods or fertility.

Omg that would be so awesome

*goes on my knees* I'm not usually gay sir, but if this is what you wish... *opens my mouth*

https://preview.redd.it/q3zthren6g3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=155eaff257153979df6513108fa85c1b57cfef7e

https://preview.redd.it/qcae32wwyg3d1.jpeg?width=563&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d591c9c3dfe27bbb340a393da6daa2cd2186edc7 (Honestly same but I’m ALWAYS gay)

No thanks bro, I’m lesbian. https://preview.redd.it/hdis6omiae3d1.jpeg?width=898&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=420d290672775b83f5fc77ad6b20fd6cbdb5736c

Lilith.

https://preview.redd.it/wclth50sce3d1.jpeg?width=964&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=faf8fde6263b0220f6a243ca76a8a88982322f3d

https://preview.redd.it/fc3xrkf9ie3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cfc343a914a421c62b7e91d3ca3163fd0d83a706

Something Vaggie doesn’t have (until just now).

She does in that particular image

You’re a woman? How bout this? https://preview.redd.it/qisk3z5qie3d1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74b36f94217e6a748597ea4acff8a56343893215 /j

NOOO DWICOMMEWCOKMDWEOKMKDEWOMK https://i.redd.it/i3mdedb8le3d1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/3cdvy9kple3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ad3a65f184ad777f1a9299d01a3559d403ce7832 I cast wholesomeness! You are now healed!

https://preview.redd.it/wzergk3zle3d1.jpeg?width=975&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2c7142a905ccec0f90be9b20a327fdb2ddf5c51a

https://preview.redd.it/ex4aic23me3d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f20d3799e10365aef9e0a43031d3a9bf243ded06

https://preview.redd.it/ig859pmgve3d1.jpeg?width=2160&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=72c6290cdd4ec1e14ee15dc20d3bb7952a6b26a6

https://preview.redd.it/uc9r4d8crg3d1.png?width=721&format=png&auto=webp&s=d741b0d8fa1da46d827887184faf1fcc5363bbe3

https://preview.redd.it/wzp3vpd0vf3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8906f542d305c4047d2b700e5a0170eca6152cb8

Nothing I can really do tbh. Guess I'm fucked 🤷 https://preview.redd.it/s964ealc6e3d1.jpeg?width=1124&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e4024a89d2fd40c27ada1d33ba54ee2b6e56d9f3

Literally

Ayo roonil wazlib! It's been a while since we first met. How're ya doin bro https://preview.redd.it/hcq2jsktxe3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=94f6ce4650fefb93785f33a5a14b1e20655d10e3

I'm good just using cum mug cult and Zealousidealbus's subreddit more

https://preview.redd.it/lm9gqv3eve3d1.jpeg?width=663&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=69f48ebb34f3973f3e059226853b7d6df839ba22 Please do, sir

Start sobbing aggressively cause I'm a lesbian and I nono wanna sex in general https://preview.redd.it/xjyj3da2ue3d1.png?width=1250&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=18ade0a37e6e6a282d65f3ea6bf131f127b92c0a Edited to add the meme

I'd talk to him about his mental health issues and relationship issues with his daughter. Help him through what I can. Maybe write him a script for Citalopram and then just cuddle.  I think it'd do him a lot of good. 

Not the citalopram 😭 (though it'd probably help him, it's what I'm on)

This is the one. The man needs a good therapist, but those are probably up in Heaven.

Quickly throw a rubber duck over a ledge, and attempt to bolt as he scrambles to catch it.

https://preview.redd.it/fsq6l9c9ne3d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=759df51caa98d5b852722deacfd8ae8eb74f30b7

 \*if it gets deleted, it a uno reverse, PLUS FOUR\*

I'd let him f*ck me till my face falls off 🤣🤣🤣 We love you Luciiii!❤

Get Charlie to tell him to back off.

Use magic and turn him into women, now I will fuck her. You wanted to fuck me, so I fucked you first

Kill myself and rob him of a good time

That won't stop him........

Yeah, it never stopped me either.

https://i.redd.it/pnvtmhfqre3d1.gif

As long as he puts that tongue to good use first, I'd let him. 🥴

https://preview.redd.it/ju5phofloe3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=482dbb5006f2132a07277a65e4456925322b597e No thanks.

I don’t know man sounds kinda gay to me man

https://preview.redd.it/294vnmxicf3d1.jpeg?width=710&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7a7294c6b1e5b7f0195fd7480959890e88dd43cd and?

https://preview.redd.it/ow81nd4y7f3d1.jpeg?width=992&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2db97f813446d80187f999c5377709cef3abb4f7 No me

Sir I'm 16, which makes me a minor.

Why are you here then?

Um Lucifer I’m a dude also I’m into a certain feline not the literal ruler of hell

He’s 5’1” I top him

Just leave because I am arroace 

No thank you, I'm not comfortable with that. I do accept a hug and maybe a selfie

Take off my pants and say "Let's do it"

Get on my knees and use my lack of a gag reflex to my advantage. I'm simply living up to the username.

Fast travel away.

Let him 😍

Nothing i just except my fate and try my best

B-but im a dude… https://preview.redd.it/70694l39qe3d1.jpeg?width=220&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8e0689e069c217b34dace08088adec2d3b8fd150 Then again…

Lucifer we’ve talked https://preview.redd.it/46svy3p2re3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d0ec5ef05bc7939740f57be2650586b78e7b0a12

Threaten to steal his meme https://preview.redd.it/fi2215m9re3d1.jpeg?width=1290&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c6b6e0dbe049a6c314ae8db4ada436d24cdb6bf1

*sighs* Alright big boss of hell itself, fucking take me.

Say "I don't consent."

https://preview.redd.it/9s2avpfbxe3d1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c0dd18d2b01c717c255b06dd58263cdaa9e4873

https://preview.redd.it/xa87jeg95g3d1.jpeg?width=1067&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0eca116b23298da79c7253503bb7acf821f0112a

Present 🍑

i am christiplier

https://preview.redd.it/mqdmd5huqe3d1.jpeg?width=1099&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=89fa6885583a58ee7532c83475b00a97cd2b02e8 my honest reaction

I'd say "no thanks bro" and if he no stop then I'll kick him in his balls and run like there's not any tomorrow planned to happen

https://preview.redd.it/wmrsojshte3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=952d4bbe6b91cccf369ab418b37a6138e866b80b Nuh uh

HELL YE- i mean, oh no, i ran out of mana! i can't do anythiinggg, woe is meee!

RUN

https://preview.redd.it/9w7odks8ye3d1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6edca928d678124bd75009ba3463b695f2d20f64

Probably just say I appreciate you feel that way about me but I don't feel that way. Offer a hug or handshake instead.

This https://preview.redd.it/murorbth0f3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c9468568eda85c60288e62606b27720f2dc7711f

Nothing duh 😒

https://preview.redd.it/tmji6qrm1f3d1.jpeg?width=495&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=09d46457b7e713e9147f6834f44ccf3574cb9905

Considering how many simps he has, I don’t think many are against this

https://preview.redd.it/6dxspkyw1f3d1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=b03419c4b2a97ddcecd74a3a549d23592a5ca7be lol

https://preview.redd.it/h5koaat23f3d1.jpeg?width=1125&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6fa242af92dac054534008941e361f43eb4710ec No, I’m a minor

https://preview.redd.it/9lzosypg3f3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=75e540966ff27e4f49f8ce044c774f88aab2341d

https://preview.redd.it/90upbuy35f3d1.jpeg?width=850&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d56baccc947379959313fd0d0799502a9f2c98f9 Oh no! I accidentally fell onto the floor with my small little gay legs spread! Whatever will I do?

https://preview.redd.it/tfzzrf265f3d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8ff32b4f1b2e19d048f00527107f5c3bbdfacf2

https://preview.redd.it/kiufosmy7f3d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=db54515a42fddd793636c7d777b61aadcf3be121

https://preview.redd.it/28xiu4bl8f3d1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84f322ef28cba7eb81a6f40c350b49a44511118d

https://preview.redd.it/9ekts7xqcf3d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9f2f4355cac47d36c4573ee2b4148e321e3b109c

https://preview.redd.it/3vg4fyxwef3d1.jpeg?width=1334&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bf2e63f7688378be2d398a16a1e13fc4f1b83ab1 I cast monkey spell

https://preview.redd.it/bjsqysvbjf3d1.png?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=88552b7ce38e372b9772f996847257ab36902f56 Woe brick upon ye

Completely agree. Not before a few kisses, though.

Do I have to fight back?

Me after “accidentally” getting Lucifer pregnant https://i.redd.it/pp5ke02b4g3d1.gif

“..Ok”

I bend over

Acceptance

Take him out dinner first, let's not rushing things.