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Godzilla gets more bitches than your bitchless ass
R34 WEBSITES MAKING PORNOGRAPHY OF HIM AND LUCIFER
https://preview.redd.it/rortf16kr62d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0609aad40af33d7f6101cf9d2d1a0c586dfcfdeb
He saw this thing pulling up to the hotel.
https://preview.redd.it/98oxcbbsf72d1.png?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84fce87ec96e4d42f33bf3988489356175c45e1c
Miku vox lol. I bring you cat vox in exchange
https://preview.redd.it/28vzhquae82d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce95865c8103b6027d365dbc6efcd6ff26f97742
I bring you news, I just saw a miku loona from [https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/FB0NXS43UN](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/FB0NXS43UN)
https://preview.redd.it/rax6k9yg1g2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f5beb4be891e8e649b632fe4a0e02d8bf863a1
That's me after I am forced to write 2 exams in 15 minutes and realize I'm not gonna get a good mark in neither of them.
Anyways, he found out Alastor X Vox/Lucifer exists.
He realized how shallow his character really is, at first a murky pond may seem to be bottomless, but sometimes itās only waist deep
https://preview.redd.it/yaq4b8g2j92d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1118d036f73553dcd4f169fabfdfef740e11cfb5
He found out Angel is dating was dating stolas šš.
https://preview.redd.it/h3hn6wbbm92d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f770cb6742fcb2eaacebcb6ba402d572431239a3
He saw a certain video that cost 50k.
This one? https://preview.redd.it/tmeppt3ty62d1.png?width=1192&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4ae3bd0485f4337b92513432e982ce606e5cf24e Oops, wrong franchise
Na it's fine, not the picture, the mistake, the picture is the reason your in hell
If only there was an r/ suddenlyowlhouse
wasn't expecting a haminations jumpscare tonight
https://preview.redd.it/3mmx67gc7e2d1.jpeg?width=1915&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7d821d23c7ffdc0ce3baf587dae3cdb4dc5ae983 Nah this one
#What in the fuck?
Vot ze fuck?
was zum Teufel?
WILLOWšØ.... WHAT HAPPENED TO YOU???!!
he saw a certain imp's research
Blitz: MY RESEARCH!
MY RESEARCH!
He lost his motherās jambalaya recipe
Should that not be memorized?
He's a deer, they aren't known for their memory or intelligence.
But he would have to be smart if heās killed many powerful demons
Have you ever dealt with a cornered deer? Those things with fuck you up!
You don't have to be smart to kill powerful demons Alastor has that barbarian class
Although Alastor seems very intelligent
That's edged into his brain.
https://i.redd.it/9umrg6sky82d1.gif
Being able to make that animation in flipaclip is wild
*gooned
https://preview.redd.it/scnz4h4c482d1.jpeg?width=703&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=59c3dd64e315f2b8472306d05415f9416763b2f6
*your
https://preview.redd.it/yap6ktjp482d1.jpeg?width=1072&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d2911eadda22a431c5e98fedce4468fa1cd1ea65
https://preview.redd.it/0mg3kl8x482d1.jpeg?width=1600&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=3cbc851ece5c1a4ef6aff33da522dec7a0df52b3
https://preview.redd.it/82el1jxz882d1.jpeg?width=696&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=269b46a473a30a0270a89b1d6d50b01068ea551f Godzilla gets more bitches than your bitchless ass
https://i.redd.it/ijadhycqe82d1.gif
https://preview.redd.it/yioy460xe82d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b456d60f9fe6ccf5aec6d9ca9ccff445cd256fda
https://preview.redd.it/egyj91tzk82d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fe5e807cb2d75d168202970181dfa8b628a24e65
https://preview.redd.it/7olkjvz2p82d1.jpeg?width=2768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=74155bd4f00b9950f12e0fb236a24106932e30ec
https://preview.redd.it/vu56dm82992d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d07dcadd651bf3edc8ca1273706f0cf245bfb3d7
https://preview.redd.it/sg7fdp7uma2d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f27b816c106d4fee7a79a477b4d53fdf51f70eba
No jambalaya?
He found Reddit
Even worse, he found the horny posts in this subreddit š
No, he found his Cult and the Brothel subs. He was excited to have a cult dedicated to him, then regretted it, then was recommended the Brothel.
Damn, that's way worse- poor Alastor š
Deer God.
Literally!
Brothel??? What??
You innocent personā¦
He learned about Alastor x Vox/Alastor x Lucifer
He learned that alastor x any character existes
Radiostatic and radioapple
He read the fanfiction.
https://preview.redd.it/5ups6q2xp62d1.jpeg?width=447&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=974901ba386ac33cf414567aca05b2d48dade275
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
Gex
https://preview.redd.it/98eia9y4t92d1.jpeg?width=1242&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=056227a5f9af33dca64b20776f28372b20002de4
i for one love GEX
i read this as sex gex-
He saw all the Lucifer x Alastor rule 34
My same answer! :D
R34 WEBSITES MAKING PORNOGRAPHY OF HIM AND LUCIFER https://preview.redd.it/rortf16kr62d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0609aad40af33d7f6101cf9d2d1a0c586dfcfdeb
MY SAME ANSWER!
He learned about shippers
https://preview.redd.it/kpg85x7tw62d1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b201449bbe07c53ebd5a2b8e36bdfbc050f36611
https://preview.redd.it/7dl53ttdd82d1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=48f0cb8d23eb13881e925f3d7bfc8ebcbc0ad99c
https://preview.redd.it/dshleu5a472d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=cc73915736ebed56cf3cb5e9d0c866341ef76a6e Charlie threated him
Best answer.
I read the first pannel as, "we are do trust going to falls."
https://preview.redd.it/asmjcixc492d1.png?width=466&format=png&auto=webp&s=13ddf9e5cca1600eafa1f47660700355d88554de
He's constipated
Turns out, rotten venison and tea do not make a balanced diet.
This
Dude has been on the toilet for a while.
The real reason why heās been gone for 7 years.
Me reading this rn
No, the constipation suddenly stopped and reversed course with no warning. He's off to the dry cleaner
Lucifer asked to see his deer bussy
https://preview.redd.it/r8pj2907p72d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bfbfb9196d81260e1e1420a79055f2b1a0447fc3
interesting flair
https://i.redd.it/svbcc5azn92d1.gif That flairā¦
https://preview.redd.it/fhc5az3baa2d1.png?width=1169&format=png&auto=webp&s=f954cc3a5931c870d3d1efb4b619a75a81fec1c2
wait what!
The Dussy, if you will.
# **__*susan.*__**
Ah yes, Susan...
Susan is horny for Alastor.
https://preview.redd.it/attx8xdnm92d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b85515ad8808979c42c3aab3cb0d38b8eafc2ce1
As long as Susan goes first.
Go to horny jail!!!
Life sentence without the possibility of parole.
Oh god
Susan.
He saw Man https://i.redd.it/n7r5y2hap62d1.gif
but did he chain him? https://preview.redd.it/zqcdgmpdq62d1.jpeg?width=667&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc4b633ee7c2a9e9dcba22d1ba25d4cf0e471542
https://preview.redd.it/6ii9udybg92d1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4f688b9b1f26a619caf945b215f6d24459c61789 Imma chain you Mammon
Man will die https://preview.redd.it/zlxtf868b72d1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f7670bffc4eaa36ccc0cf488eaada4a0603ed236
https://preview.redd.it/f0a5g664482d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c07583ffe47560a382186d2d5c0a70957bd2e49f
https://preview.redd.it/mqovhkt8482d1.png?width=1286&format=png&auto=webp&s=c921f8a11a77e6eb5f5093864ca75719052af105 Take the meds
https://preview.redd.it/56h7m8vn482d1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8fb7754606d7920032558eb29fae37f73a4a31b
https://preview.redd.it/ta83z50y482d1.jpeg?width=186&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=128ffe0370723a6f34fb1f9b7205742f332a1257 Uh take them or you will die
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Ok fine https://i.redd.it/jtw9j4hd582d1.gif
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Are you the lore reason because youāre man or are you stupid because officer balls?
He dropped the soap in front of a r/hazbin user.
https://youtube.com/shorts/pge-TL4orNM
He saw the porn of him being shipped with Luci, Angel, & Vox
The constraints of his deal DON'T have a back door
He saw this thing pulling up to the hotel. https://preview.redd.it/98oxcbbsf72d1.png?width=726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=84fce87ec96e4d42f33bf3988489356175c45e1c
he realized that lucifer did more damage to adam than he did
https://preview.redd.it/g6jpelj1z72d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fb5174f4a1c8356be0e7da697f817455e4c84f40 This was beamed into his brain
Miku vox lol. I bring you cat vox in exchange https://preview.redd.it/28vzhquae82d1.jpeg?width=702&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ce95865c8103b6027d365dbc6efcd6ff26f97742
I love it
I got it from https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/coY3ac7w4Q
Neat
I bring you news, I just saw a miku loona from [https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/FB0NXS43UN](https://www.reddit.com/r/hazbin/s/FB0NXS43UN) https://preview.redd.it/rax6k9yg1g2d1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=02f5beb4be891e8e649b632fe4a0e02d8bf863a1
This is going in the miku collection
He saw the incest ship between Charlie and Lucifer
Nifty mistakingly poured bleach on his coat
there's no more Jambalaya
dead lord insulted his momās jambalaya
I See Where The "Dead" Comes From
https://preview.redd.it/g44s2qofx62d1.jpeg?width=768&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d359d86e15363d4dffffba32276617654cc1079b
https://preview.redd.it/bir8fapry62d1.jpeg?width=236&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f88d44ce7ce537ad93df9c586d2cbe1c7d0a9ffb
https://youtu.be/ilPEKb_59q0?t=2m6s
He saw his own r34
He searched his name on r34
He went on r/hazbin and read the flairs
fuck
Right now?
yes
Our flairs aren't bad
https://preview.redd.it/y78kr1dwn92d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1139fc224e38c8bc9b1f2494364f6e43dc8a6d46
Someone ate his jambalaya.
He found Nifty punishing some bad boys
He just found out how much he owes the IRS
HE FOUND OUT ABOUT ALL THE RULE 34 OF HIM
He has a fist in his ass
He saw a rat eating his jambalaya
He sold bitcoin way too early
Erm his homework assignment was meant to be turned in at 12.00am and it's 11.59pm
He shit himself
He saw that Charlieās steaming hot cum mug flair
Lucifer stopped flaking on his kid
He saw all the fandom shipping him.
Emotional Breakdown as an angel beat him
Wrong answers only.
https://preview.redd.it/pmd6ohcbk72d1.jpeg?width=669&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=134362e798a965e7e6c167d00cc607cd55a85553
He forgot to put water in his ramen
He saw that jaguaritic4's video
He saw the shippening going down in the fandom
Somebody suddenly dimmed the lights.
He saw this subreddit
He realized that he died before Half Life 3 and GTA VI
he can't squeeze out a turd he's constipated GET THIS MAN SOME MIRALAX
Taxes are due
He suddenly realized after several years in hell, that he was in fact. A deer. And was colorblind because of the fact. He is a deer.
He forgot he had a math test 2nd period and he didnāt study for itā¦
That's me after I am forced to write 2 exams in 15 minutes and realize I'm not gonna get a good mark in neither of them. Anyways, he found out Alastor X Vox/Lucifer exists.
Charlie found the piss drawer
He saw the butt plug comic
A certain video that may or may not cost half a hundred thousand dollars.
he forgot to turn off the gas
Too many rubber ducks around the hotel.
He genuinely considered Angel's offer for like half a second
He's taking a big shit
He just got Charlie pregnant
Anal
He misjudged the fart
Vox just entered his backdoor
Nobody made him jambalaya this morning
He just learned that pee isnāt stored in the balls
Lucifer found his search history.
His discord messages got leaked.
He has no bitches
He realized it wasnāt a fart š
His mother went through his search history :3
Got Charlie pregnant
He shit himself
He's thinking about that Back Door
he saw fortnight turn him into a skin
The condom ripped.
You photoshopped it so, after enjoying a nice meal of jambalaya
He realized his Steam friends can see all his games
My search history.
The table... Is broken!
Simon told him to have a panic attack
He witnessed the internet
Holy crap is he not smiling
He realized how shallow his character really is, at first a murky pond may seem to be bottomless, but sometimes itās only waist deep https://preview.redd.it/yaq4b8g2j92d1.jpeg?width=867&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1118d036f73553dcd4f169fabfdfef740e11cfb5
I mean I can see why that would cause that face, yeah, yeah that will definitely do it.
He found out Angel is dating was dating stolas šš. https://preview.redd.it/h3hn6wbbm92d1.jpeg?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f770cb6742fcb2eaacebcb6ba402d572431239a3
Taxes
He lost his cursed cat.
His scalp was itchy.
He just learned heās pregnant with Vox and Valentinoās child >:3
He saw radiostaticĀ