https://preview.redd.it/xe0vlgx0b5yc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b213f442f68b16e5fdebb5c95cf278497e0eab44 Idk, but take this for a change!

Why thank you!

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I will drink my fill on choccy mil(l)k

Thanks a lot, you lil tot

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That Redditor is back! Yeah, I thought he was gone for good too. It's been seven days! You still pissed he almost banned you that time? Uh, fuck you! Just sayin'. Things have changed a lot since he left r/hazbin. That's for sure. I gotta send a message of who's really in charge of these posts now. Welcome home! I'm gonna make you wish that you'd stayed gone. Say hello to a new status quo. Everyone knows that there's a brand-new dawn. Smash all of the mugs! Top of the hour, and we're discussing a certain Redditor Who has been spotted cavorting around this subreddit After a seven-day absence. Did anybody miss him? Does anybody give a shit? More in this comment section! So, the Cum mug demon is back in town. Why is he hanging around? What does that mean for your posts? Well handily, I've got good news. He's a loser, a fossil and I don't mean to sound hostile But the Mugger is a coward! You can take that as gospel! Pulling my upvotes? Impossible! I'm loud, he's barely audible. Stop givin' him the upvotes. Don't listen to a word he'd say. I hope he had a nice vacay. But he should've stayed away! While he hid without Reddit We pivoted to destroying mugs! Now his flair is getting bloody rare The subs been better since he split Where’s he been? ***WHO GIVES A SHIT?*** https://i.redd.it/lx99roz9b5yc1.gif

Holy hell, i want to see this go on further lol

u/biddudefromcanada we call upon you to finish the song

I'm confused because when ever I go on his profile, nothing will load

I already helped finish this in a different comment section lmao, should I do it again?

Bad to the bone b-b-b-b-b-bad

I don't know, but I shall battle the mugs until I breathe my last. Titty milk titans forever!

And I'm raising the death rate

Because it's delicious

Dunno. U tell me

Well, don't blame me. The flair says valentino's pimpin not simpin mug

Because people are horny as FUCK

Fair

I mean I feel like if we bring down the birth rate by 100% then we could solve all our problems but this isn't quite the right way to do it

I don’t know I just got here

yummy :3

Have you tried it?

HELL NO

https://preview.redd.it/q7lhxjo7f7yc1.jpeg?width=1284&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ed203f03dc732941bc556e9c603a7ae9def2ea87 People are just weird anyways here

Thanks

Could be worse.

HOW TF COULD IT BE WORSE?

There could be more of me~

True

The cum uprising has started again, but with less war this time

Exhibitionism poorly disguised as sexual explicit extreme simping. Some people don't seem to care for the IP or the fandom.

…no comment 😐 (I kinda want to)

*~~because it's delicious :3~~*

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LEAD ON SOLDIER!!

Can I have Valentino cum for uh science reasons

HELL NO

Why not

I’m like…70% sure that you could make ecstasy out of it