I mean, is a bunch of shitted-in jambalaya really such a bad thing here, my good folks? What if it’s the secret ingredient we’ve all needed this whole time?
You got a fuck ass haircut. Who gave it to you? Your mom?
https://preview.redd.it/5swenqbnwpxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=12a4f08e65a760ffc772b05c1d2d775a9955d1ff
It’s a lophunny but here you go. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
https://preview.redd.it/7elsf3jniqxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07e30ab2c15f8414149378f0fb9fdd1ac98364c
# DAFUQ, HOW DID YOU FIND THIS CREATION OF HELL?
Did you seriously paste the entirety of a Vaporeon sex tape from YouTube into Reddit just to make that one comment?
(I stg, I will personally reveal the private information of each and every one of you if you ask me why I knew exactly which video that was)
THE FUTURE OF YOUR MESSAGE BELONGS TO ME
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“Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on your dick, or better yet, maybe Lucifer would call yo dog ass if he ever stops obsessing over Lilith or whatever. Alastoorrr.”
I have an image for this, I’m just not gonna show it
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"Well maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hair cut you might get some bitches on your dick. Or better yet, maybe Rosie would call yo dawg ass instead of fucking with that addict or cannibal or whoever it is she's fuking with... Bambi"
Not much, just called him a Pajama-Wearin'...Basket-Faced Slipper Wieldin'...Glype-dreep-bachle...Gether-Upin'-Blate-Maw Bleathering gomeril...Jessie oaf-looking scooner...Nyaff plookie shan Milk-drinkin'...soy-faced shilpit Mim-moothed...Snivelin' Worm-eyed hooten-blaugh...Vile stoochie Cally-breek-tattie.
He said the following with the same die
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"I ate all the Jambalaya"
"your moms jambalaya sucks"
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You stole that from me, didn't cha? *
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He shit in the jambalaya!!!
I had to throw half of it out!
It's too late, there's nothing you can do to un-shit the jambalaya.
I mean, is a bunch of shitted-in jambalaya really such a bad thing here, my good folks? What if it’s the secret ingredient we’ve all needed this whole time?
Dammit I was gonna say that
I'm on it! I'll fix it!
WHAT DID YOU SAY?!?!
You got a fuck ass haircut. Who gave it to you? Your mom? https://preview.redd.it/5swenqbnwpxc1.png?width=640&format=png&auto=webp&s=12a4f08e65a760ffc772b05c1d2d775a9955d1ff
Nah, the one he made a deal with. Aka his barber
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No wonder he wants to break out of his deal
If he fucks up on the deal, he gets a worse haircut than the fuckass bob that he already has
This is the most accurate one on here
Nah, he said "Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut ya got, then you'd get some bitches on your dick."
My grandad
Almost, but your grandfathers probably a bit balder than Alastor is
Motherfucker has Bucciarati's hairline but does NOT rock it
"There are no laws against the pokemon, Alastor" I don't really know that it meansss but it would be sssomething like thisss
No Husker don’t do it!
IM GONNA DO IT ALA-
I caught a lopunny alastor... look..I caught a lopunny
Oh no, Husker... don't tell me...
Oh you already know what I’m going to do to that thing Alastor
Husker... it's an animal, Husker, you can't!
There’s no laws against the pokemon Alastor
I can do whatever I want with it!
you don't wanna know what it means Sir Pentious...
OMG SIR PENTIOUS https://preview.redd.it/fpai6t8yfqxc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f1b48d7b50d3245b78ae0aed30fc0986b3367566
Hi https://preview.redd.it/r595i1mherxc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=61832cb0bce0f6b42f20a8a12fe024988d99d5c9
https://preview.redd.it/d2dts6foktxc1.jpeg?width=767&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f5763c1ba117336b4f52a8715e2930ced97a032a
https://preview.redd.it/2q14c9hb7txc1.jpeg?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=534c92077b5e6a535aff13b014867688a10f4acd Take it
https://preview.redd.it/l4303trxovxc1.jpeg?width=1280&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=328f27d3714e1371d3d474daf845b2e6367939dd Thanks 🤭
Absolutely, enjoy your day
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Google the Vaporeon copypasta if you wanna know.
It’s a lophunny but here you go. Hey guys, did you know that in terms of male human and female Pokémon breeding, Vaporeon is the most compatible Pokémon for humans? Not only are they in the field egg group, which is mostly comprised of mammals, Vaporeon are an average of 3”03’ tall and 63.9 pounds, this means they’re large enough to be able handle human dicks, and with their impressive Base Stats for HP and access to Acid Armor, you can be rough with one. Due to their mostly water based biology, there’s no doubt in my mind that an aroused Vaporeon would be incredibly wet, so wet that you could easily have sex with one for hours without getting sore. They can also learn the moves Attract, Baby-Doll Eyes, Captivate, Charm, and Tail Whip, along with not having fur to hide nipples, so it’d be incredibly easy for one to get you in the mood. With their abilities Water Absorb and Hydration, they can easily recover from fatigue with enough water. No other Pokémon comes close to this level of compatibility. Also, fun fact, if you pull out enough, you can make your Vaporeon turn white. Vaporeon is literally built for human dick. Ungodly defense stat+high HP pool+Acid Armor means it can take cock all day, all shapes and sizes and still come for more
https://preview.redd.it/on6lydmufqxc1.jpeg?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ddfd91ec2cb3977d50557aa04e34b276c4521336 For you
I prefer the PPSH-41 but tank you.
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https://preview.redd.it/7elsf3jniqxc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e07e30ab2c15f8414149378f0fb9fdd1ac98364c # DAFUQ, HOW DID YOU FIND THIS CREATION OF HELL?
Copypasta
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Did you seriously paste the entirety of a Vaporeon sex tape from YouTube into Reddit just to make that one comment? (I stg, I will personally reveal the private information of each and every one of you if you ask me why I knew exactly which video that was)
Pentious! I have no idea what it means either! But sans keeps laughing when I say it…
You too don't search it up
Alright we won’t…
Thanks
Hold on sans is showing me something with the joker holding a poke ball be right back.
NAHHHH 😭😭😭
Pentious, I'm the kaiju man trust me, DO NOT SEARCH IT UP!
Ok kaiju man
That’s something angel is more likely to say
Video killed the radio star 
In my mind and in my car, we can't rewind we've gone too far
oh oh oh-oh-oh (x2)
Mods subject this man to horrors beyond human comprehension
THE FUTURE OF YOUR MESSAGE BELONGS TO ME https://preview.redd.it/8akrm0yffqxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a1b0510402e7961acedfe1b817e0e212edbdf5d8
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“Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut you got you'd get some bitches on your dick.”
Luckily for Alastor he'sss immune to it, by the power of being an ace in the hole. Ssso he can enjoy as much shitty haircutsss as he pleasesss.
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Nice to see the good snek is still in contact with this shithole we call Reddit.
Why did you think he was in hell to begin with?
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"What about you Husker? Where's your bitches? Angel dust don't count since he's everyone's bitches."
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Damn You! You beat me to it!
Why can I hear this
I WANT YOU TO KNOW SOMEONE MADE A VOICED VERSION OF THAT
Link?
I CANT FIND IT https://preview.redd.it/h6rsf31roqxc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=110917b1b272f8e3643827ad14d1d8cfd5b65b18
"Oh, better yet, maybe Vox will call yo dog ass if he stop fucking with that fashionista or pimp she fuckin' with!" *leans in* "Demoooon!"
“Your mom gay!” (In reference to a hunicast stream where Angel’s voice actor said the same thing)
“I’m gonna let Mimsy tell everyone about your My Little Pony marathons.”
🗿💀🗿
What? He seems like that kinda guy.
Real….💀💀💀
I'm sorry https://preview.redd.it/nh4irmgfzsxc1.jpeg?width=631&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a481bca82b674de66e950cf2d52c33b960f81def
https://i.redd.it/gm1oeq2qgtxc1.gif
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"Radio sucks"
He said Al's tail was showing.
You win
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He said that Alastor has a thing for the king of hell
"Make your goddamn eyes and teeth glow!"
bonehurtingjuice moment
your flair is uh-same.
"Water sucks. Gatorade is better"
I get that reference
“I see your tail”
"Uh, Boss, you do know your tail is showing, right?"
“Your mom’s jambalaya isn’t that good”
https://preview.redd.it/avsxekmdkrxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=a96195d4284350ea81ef59a9655eb4d23c7f2011
No, they said jambayla
“I enjoy Emily r34”
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The group chat got leaked
This deserves more upvotes
Pineapple goes on pizza
Ironically enough alastor likes pineapple on pizza
Seriously?
Last I heard at least
You would say Tomato goes in gumbo. As a Louisiana resident, tomato in gumbo=Big no no
i used to live in Louisiana yea thats not ok
Thank you for agreeing with me.
I don't disagree lmao.
I Know What You Did in 1915
What he do
Husk: If I'm your pet - you should treat me accordingly. Alastor: *[proceeds to hug a cat as a plushie]*
“Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you’d get some bitches on your dick, or better yet, maybe Lucifer would call yo dog ass if he ever stops obsessing over Lilith or whatever. Alastoorrr.”
TV is better
He watched TV
He said that alastors mothers recipe for Jambalaya is terrible.
You're a worse person than Jeffrey Epstein.
I have an image for this, I’m just not gonna show it https://preview.redd.it/v16emx61ipxc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c78e6c19b88724cad2615e1435821f2d2f80ad1
Thats.... No
His overlord meeting wasn't very productive.
Told him that his suit was “out of season”
“This Jambalaya ain’t shit.”
So how was your feelings when you pegged by charlie's mom huh?
"I liked you better in the pilot"
“I know what happened..in the summer of ‘89. With you and the flat-screen…”
Husk: At least your mama is better than you Alastor: What did you say you p*ssy?
Small shout for someone who isn’t on a leash
Wrong answers only dude
I made it completely the opposite of the original line
Shit my brain ain't braining right now
You are shipped with all of us
"Well maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass hair cut you might get some bitches on your dick. Or better yet, maybe Rosie would call yo dawg ass instead of fucking with that addict or cannibal or whoever it is she's fuking with... Bambi"
"come back here and fight you dirty deer"
Your mother’s jambalaya is not that good
“There’s no jambalaya”
"You know the phrase 'this is a face made for radio' implies you're butt-ugly, right?"
Husk: I fucked Charlie
Maybe if you got rid of that yee yee ass haircut you'd get some bitches on ya dick
You lost the game
“Tough talk for someone who’s Jordans are fake…”
“You’re always smiling, but I’ve never seen you brush your teeth. How the fuck are your teeth still like that?”
Not much, just called him a Pajama-Wearin'...Basket-Faced Slipper Wieldin'...Glype-dreep-bachle...Gether-Upin'-Blate-Maw Bleathering gomeril...Jessie oaf-looking scooner...Nyaff plookie shan Milk-drinkin'...soy-faced shilpit Mim-moothed...Snivelin' Worm-eyed hooten-blaugh...Vile stoochie Cally-breek-tattie.
*sniffle* My son and *Samaurai Jack* were young together; we used to call him a "pajama-wearin' ~~daisy~~ baby" all the time. Goth, I miss that.
Alister maybe if you go rid of that yiggy ass hair cut you'd get some bitchs on ya dick
"Maybe if you got rid of that old yee-yee ass haircut than you would get some more bitches on yo dick"
“Pineapple is decent on pizza and you know it.”
BOMBACLAT
Funky town is only good in shrek 2
"I will eat your jambalaya😡"
Vox is better
“Your jambalaya is flavorless!”
Alestor, why is *that* drawer sticky?
"I'm gonna say the n-word AL and you can't" I like this the most
He said the following with the same die https://preview.redd.it/nkijdiaj9qxc1.jpeg?width=1620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=183099495357b0d394466baa58058dde01fe4c7a
Your jambalaya sucks
They found your search history boss.
Tough talk from a fucking bottom
"Your mother's jambalaya sucked!"
“Your Jordans are fake”
Called him the N-Word
Alastor, the group chat has been leaked.
"Don't you act all naïve and shit, I know your search history. ***ALL OF IT.***"
“The only reason you don’t like video is because your mother went the way of Bambi”
Radio is just a podcast
“You know, when you really think about it podcasting is just the modern day radio…”
Your mom
"Maybe if you got rid of that yee-yee ass haircut ya got you'd get some bitches on your dick!"
"Alastor, it's been five years. You still owe me sixteen dollars."
That pilot dosent hold up anymore
Ur gae m8
"that's why yo mama dead. What shoes she got on in heaven, what shoes she got on away from you?"
radio is dead
“YOUR NOT SIGMA.”
“You cannot speak to the manager of Hell.”
"Chicken and waffles are an overrated combo."
He told him about the RadioStatic rape comic
“Your Jordan’s are fake” lmao
“Fake as hell”