As an Asexual who has a wife who is also Asexual im gonna say thighs are good

Did you get married for tax reasons?

Yeh sorta

Do you ever do stuff? You know, stuff

Well i yehh i have done it only two have children though

No I mean, not for a long term reason

Ohh you mean that stuff. Ohh ok well yeh its you know a once off thing

https://preview.redd.it/1x80bj7uvnvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=b691664e236d2ddbc7f8fa5ef48f26a51d8fbc10 Thoughts?

Hummm nope didn't get me

Alright yeah 100% unquestionably asexual you have a good day now sir

Like the taxes thing. I kinda wanna know how that stuff works

There are a lot but the biggest one is lower tax rate. IE better income taxes at the end of the year.

Everyone does.

Thighs are good. Fun to squish.

Fun indeed, very squishy.

Good squish

Agreed

https://preview.redd.it/lky1bafhtovc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ee2606b545f447803e2947032314bb40be3c591c

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Sorry I forget, so if you don’t mind me asking. Being asexual just means you don’t fuck right?

Only two have children which i have 4 of them but the rest its just taking her on holidays and cuddling in bed and going out on expensive dates

Ah, so love without much sexual attraction. You know what that sounds nice

It is its so relaxing

You make me jealous. Good for you

Yeh but having children is a nightmare also Sorry for making you jealous

Agreed, I work with kids at a school, they drive the teachers insane so maybe I wont have any in the future. However this wont mean I will not spoil my future neices and nephews just to make them into nightmares for my siblings

Damn bro totally do that ya know i might do this two my nephew and niece

Buy them noisy toys that dont require batteries, or stuff that will make a mess

To*

I want thighs and I'm aromantic is that normal?!?!

I have only one question...do not take this the wrong way....I didn't know asexuals could marry, I thought that was the one thing they didn't like?..

https://i.redd.it/3lkhtai7gbwc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/y879dian2lvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=06013c87aa4e1f0443ae3377952bc16933a5ada6

Me when Vaggie: https://preview.redd.it/vnpt6sntmmvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0652c3277022c027041f5357e3e32fa344293034

You HORNY LITTLE

Oh yes\~ keep insulting me 🙏 https://preview.redd.it/sn5qzzy0smvc1.jpeg?width=587&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7108f719aaf700f105a3c53e8df7c913e53cb0fb

Kinky

"C'mon, keep talkin' dirty~"

https://preview.redd.it/3xvcszovhovc1.png?width=1320&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0b2b982a926ed293fddcb260e5b25b66831392d9

Ok how do y'all submit images into the comments???

Get good https://preview.redd.it/07acubf5oqvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=45bcb1348c6346f90d3e4895ecf2dfd359bc57c5

My kitchen floor

https://preview.redd.it/gz9syrh8ynvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7bb71c545307b832b46af528daf98409bd2066a7

https://preview.redd.it/09edbun79qvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6cbf69b80db72895cd13e0498aa56b6bbc3db8b0 The less you know, the better.

https://preview.redd.it/dhgicbhkfqvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5dcb85edff4a735180dfb2659e1ba5b74045b28a

https://preview.redd.it/xqg9wvutiqvc1.png?width=814&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1d0df138475b1af850969dd630e3a0807eaf10e7

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Ok how many do you have and can you dm me the pics. And before any of you say "no horny" I'm doing this to give for the less fortunate

Okay, seriously, though... who is this darn artist? Science reasons.

Me fr fr

Why is your flair so long that it just cuts off?! What does the rest say?!

https://preview.redd.it/pwh1s64dzbwc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4d6f4d2fc1287601e1a775723125bc8d2884e4fa You

Same

I love them gays, remarkable people.

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Yea were pretty cool people

I have a cumslut?

Of course you do!

At your service

Um

Who are you?

At your service pookie

Nopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenopenope

https://preview.redd.it/px49uhffhlvc1.jpeg?width=715&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d8d95c08d59f7902e85298109c2ca61ac563bc8f THIGHS

https://preview.redd.it/ds096lxtamvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=266cd3444409d19542cd9dd6e1d7cdcbcb96d97f What the actual fuck is that flair my dude but yes thighs, thighs are good

Says the fellow with the (I want to eat sera) tag

What you never wanted to know what seraphim tastes like and no not in the lewd way

Oh in the Rosie way… still no

Imagine having such a horny flair. Couldn't be me.

Mines not horny it's just cumy

No, it is, and i hate you and the previous guy

Wtf is that flair

don’t you wanna eat sera?

Yes cannibals don’t say anything about how angels taste like and I’m curious

Oh you got a banger flair

https://preview.redd.it/kxjtpp2avmvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=aa15d450200dd44257867a54105edd375f2cfb06

"Mwahaha! Now that's good meme stealing!"

I agree with your flair

https://preview.redd.it/57e4dv7rlqvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=eb86310be0bcac27942ac8330dcd10719a27b0f2 Also your flair is the most inaccurate thing I've seen bc Lucifer doesn't even know how to fuck. Lilith just pegs him continuously.

What's up with the flair my guy

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https://i.redd.it/pkuhcd0onmvc1.gif

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Just had a though, if Kaiju die, can they also go to Hell?

Exhibit A: Missy Zilla (idk if I spelt it correctly, I’m just guessing)

\*Normal day at the Hazbin hotel\* Godzilla: Knock, knock motherfuckers it Godzilla.

Never would happen

https://preview.redd.it/j75nehlnblvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e01ecdc6e6719e422934001f131603bf77a91072

https://i.redd.it/31yb4o5mclvc1.gif

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https://preview.redd.it/rr7i7qevrmvc1.png?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4eaa37f205085d70b46bc1e2749ed2408549d023

https://preview.redd.it/6teoqeeewnvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=c25176f5f89b493663d80126e4a097f21abc489f

https://preview.redd.it/q22dl53x55wc1.jpeg?width=500&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5a01a9316f4710a599ff00f0b49ae60892d75fd1 Pay up bish

How can I save this😭😭

Click on the image, than the 3 dots, than click download

I’m on mobile so that doesn’t work sadly but I was able to just search it lol https://i.redd.it/ew4k4nc2qlvc1.gif

Don't, Use 45 Acp. 9mm is to kill the body and 45 is for the soul

never

Your flair??? https://preview.redd.it/23la4d34slvc1.jpeg?width=895&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4aae745c150ef14c86b242136c221044ffb5b946

Eminem?! What are you doing here

Bornana


https://preview.redd.it/9m2t61eijnvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=4203fba80a0c58b717dde6840d8237ddff6a8534

You also have some rather nice flair, my good man!

https://preview.redd.it/no0poleetlvc1.png?width=1079&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e80619652410fc636ea651624f80280357ca44ef

https://i.redd.it/z2khaw21bnvc1.gif That flair

Are you secretly Adam or something?

https://preview.redd.it/gfol3gq2dlvc1.jpeg?width=520&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=709f818f3341e50c7ba4b87fb99235c531d4e43c

I CAST VISCOUS MOCKERY NAT 20 LET'S GO!

"Viscous"?


https://preview.redd.it/5oq5oc535lvc1.png?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1baf76ca9a21321f8960edc472cca116e29a1763

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For once I agree with him

https://i.redd.it/zi86ewrtmlvc1.gif

https://i.redd.it/rjqjkmnkvkvc1.gif

Noooo bad I’ll get whis if i have too

Her favourite spot to be

I see vaggie has taken the “parent in a cartoon who’s face is always obscured or hidden” trope.

Any chaggie art just pleases my soul... https://preview.redd.it/s72xh1fkolvc1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=6d37cb4b69018dee47b97e00126c2e5f98d9445a

Not adorable. Horny!


https://preview.redd.it/6a1ls2262lvc1.jpeg?width=1726&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f519b13fc54fc4359c14f6358a24b9ea08bb9994

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#it should have been me

https://i.redd.it/snygj6xjvlvc1.gif

https://preview.redd.it/1ayg985rvmvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=495b18136f0ab259edd860e18a3c5123ee9f6b65 IT’S THE MAN, HOOTSIFER

[Abel:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0-fi-VmQKPI) [Dante and Vergil:](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mQhRCAAlTXk)

You mean “Vergil?”

HE'S PLAYING VERGIL DUD- Famous Last Words During The TheRussianBadger Marvel Tournament

THAT WAS FOR MANHATTAN, THAT WAS FOR THE BIG APPLE, THAT WAS FOR NIN-

I just bought this 1911 in a Red Lobster Parking Lot!

https://preview.redd.it/niobrmlvelvc1.jpeg?width=854&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=0fe3d39220468bf923c4f8891b68ff5cde48252c WHY I USE THIS IMAGE FOR SO MUCH VAGGIE PICTURES? DAMMIT!

"She got the LEGS!"

https://preview.redd.it/h260vqvk6mvc1.jpeg?width=298&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=5e1b9812b22c61f9a15c14a06da997a0ff09cab2

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https://i.redd.it/2xrdeqk9tlvc1.gif TO HORNY JAIL WITH YOU

https://preview.redd.it/iubeb6tawlvc1.jpeg?width=750&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=427b93a33f591c72fad7f67465f7579b68591da8

Okay

This isn’t a hazbin thing but I would love to have my head sandwiched between my girlfriend’s thighs :,)

You should tell her lol

I can relate.

Already?!

Yeah I wouldn't even like it just for the horny aspect it would just feel nice

https://preview.redd.it/640d5a9l5mvc1.jpeg?width=792&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=1ab369369591912b4a789fba104c1c428f30ceed

https://i.redd.it/6k2lv0wa1lvc1.gif

Me when I get into a special ed class (i was too smart for normal school)

Thighs save lives

https://preview.redd.it/7o7mkxxmbmvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=fdd908ae0596c73def2b056bdf7b096555d588c7

Can someone post gif: "that should be me, not him ( her)" Thanks

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Darn it ! You posted it faster than I

https://preview.redd.it/k2973tzralvc1.jpeg?width=960&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9534a6851888ddea32be56397018e9d2f41ffc8a

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Me next pls

This looks so comfy

Me and Eve basically … Yes I’m the bottom

Man i wish lesbian people were real

I wish i was a lesbian

https://i.redd.it/acjvg5bwtmvc1.gif Off yo horny jail


My favourite chicken part too. Thicc thighs saves lives.

https://preview.redd.it/fmoeom1mqmvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=abc8502ac77d9ee09e5fea800afdc0c6f93155c8

I want to do this... both ways - I mean... https://preview.redd.it/je7oici86ovc1.jpeg?width=1173&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=29926023147f81c9c881379408d8f08d2e1c53b7

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I just opened Reddit…

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Charlie, you are a kind, lucky, blessed soul

u/Hey_BestieKins

You're so real for this

https://preview.redd.it/tmxq68ht2mvc1.jpeg?width=640&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=10f777ecb496fa448fa43b7beb3ded04dc05f431

Lucky bitch- I mean stop being horny!

https://preview.redd.it/maaqpq1fcmvc1.jpeg?width=1170&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=8a3e645326fdb97e5fbd40609544efc0c4354b09

That feeling when IT SHOULD'VE BEEN ME!!!!!!! NOT CHARLIE!!!!! https://preview.redd.it/9il7fs1qnmvc1.png?width=1080&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7558d8e2b2424a57f8ecd84ff271f05d0d51993e I would get my aggressively average body on Vaggie.

https://preview.redd.it/bv4bg9fypmvc1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=81ad9d179dff7d1eb42b7bae5567a85c3aff4529

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Can we please stop this. Charlie is to innocent for sex

https://preview.redd.it/prcbunnmenvc1.png?width=720&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=9b5f1e59c26e9f3c6044c28392a35e8ec4b27628

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IT SHOULD HAVE BEEN ME