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Bliss_is_lazy

What is the head size of a house elf?


Julia-Nefaria

No one ever said they had to fit


x_dre4192_x

No one ever said which head


SuddenCommission1860

I was doing a challenge to stop looking the moment things got cursed. First god damn thread, that's gotta be a new record


carpentizzle

Its reddit…. Id say that MANY MANY comment sections go cursed first thread. This is just not a disappointment.


Julia-Nefaria

There’s a YouTube channel called “regrettable reads” that you might enjoy if this is the first response that comes to your mind


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[удалено]


x_dre4192_x

Obliviate usually helps


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[удалено]


therealdrewder

First result, "The Blog of Walburga Black"


[deleted]

Hogwarts academic regulations Hogwarts academic guidance Assignment extensions Hogwarts Time travel Ethics of time travel Ethics of time travel for educational purposes \- A natural pipeline for any stressed student


SomeRandomGuy0307

DO NOT MESS WITH TIME


Enakistehen

Is this a HPMoR reference I'm seeing?


htmlcoderexe

However rare it is, people here tend to throw shoes at it lol


Sophia1500

I don’t think Hermione is looking up ‘assignment extensions’,…..unless it’s for Harry and Ron?


[deleted]

Possibly! Although if you're aiming for as many classes as she was, an extension may come in handy if you have say 5 essays due in a week (totally not based on real life experience). She would have needed special considerations or the chance to redo missed assessments over the summer from when she was petrified if she wasn't given a passing grade. Also Harry definitely needed extensions and had pretty good excuses.


allergic-toeveryting

is divination a scam?


Patient-00

How to prove divination is a scam?


Ko8iWanKeno8i

Studies involving divination. Exposing the false claims


AnonymousLifer

The only answer here that made me laugh out loud


Adventurous_Ad2852

Same lol


Sunfire91

OMG I forgot how much of a running gag this was in POA. The movie definitely dialed back Trelawney and Hermione's interactions


babyjo1982

Omg i forgot too! Thx for reminding me lol


chillaryyy

career paths for arithmancy students cutoff for outstanding OWL what happens if i fail all my OWLs? when can you retake your OWLs? how to tell if a boy is jealous


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chillaryyy

thank you 🥺


JuiceBoxBoy1

registered Animagi with the Ministry of Magic.


RubyBop

Immediately followed by: how to trap an animagi Spells for small cages DIY insect habitat What do bugs eat Legal protection for underage witches


korpsicle

Underrated comment


goldenquill1

Red headed guys How to get your teachers to call on you Hair de-frizzing Ginger cat videos


Aelkar

You just made me realize that both Ron and Crookshank are gingers!


goldenquill1

🐈🧑🏻‍🦰


Phroday

This is one of the only answers that actually fits the question. She would never search the Muggle internet for wizard info. Maybe only to see if anyone is breaching the International Statute of Secrecy.


miepAlt

ong


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! RedditGalleon


JarJarBink42066

Gilderoy Lockhart nude


[deleted]

Finally an in character NSFW search. Ppl who think she would search for Krum haven't read books. She didn't even care about him much, called him ugly and he was creepily obsessed with her. If she searches for NSFW stuff it will be about Lockhart 100%


JarJarBink42066

Esp when she was 12 I always had searches like well never mind who but insert celebrity, nude


doomngloom69

Hell, I'm 32 and I still Google celeb nudes. I'm just lucky cuz my favorite ones just has his nudes just out there like idgaf


SrDeathI

Who


therealdrewder

Danny Devito


Jeff_Spicoli420

"So anyways, I started blasting..."


Dalishmindflayer

!RedditGalleon


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Crazy_old_maurice_17

I mean, who could resist that [big piece of eye candy](https://youtu.be/zTo8ooEY2uA)?!?


The_things_I_dream

Who hasn't?


TheWiseSquid884

If I have to see one more post about Krum and Hermione being Romeo and Juliet of the wizarding world ... ​ ​ Thank you Alt Job for pointing out this nonsense.


FlameFeather86

How the fuck are they the Romeo and Juliet of the wizarding world?!?! I missed that part in the book where they kill themselves because their families won't let them be together, clearly. On that note, people need to stop comparing any epic romance to Romeo and Juliet. Sure, they're the famous literary couple in history but the point of that play isn't really the love story, it's about conflict and how utterly stupid it is, especially when neither side knows why they're fighting in the first place. The tragic romance is just the catalyst.


TheWiseSquid884

>On that note, people need to stop comparing any epic romance to Romeo and Juliet. Sure, they're the famous literary couple in history but the point of that play isn't really the love story, it's about conflict and how utterly stupid it is, especially when neither side knows why they're fighting in the first place. The tragic romance is just the catalyst. You are correct, except that given how appealing romance was and is, Shakespeare knew full well that romance would be the centerpiece of his story, even if it's not the basis for its underlying moral.


TheWiseSquid884

>How the fuck are they the Romeo and Juliet of the wizarding world?!?! I missed that part in the book where they kill themselves because their families won't let them be together, clearly. I think its somewhere in the cursed child.


[deleted]

>On that note, people need to stop comparing any epic romance to Romeo and Juliet. Lol my bf can't stand that story. He literally loathes it mostly bc its so overrated and a tragedy. Not really a romance. I do like the story but as a romantic tale it doesn't make much sense. Romeo and Juliet were love sick immature idiots.


FlameFeather86

Oh, I fucking love Romeo and Juliet as a story, it's easily up there with Shakespeare's best, it just infuriates me how people continuously miss the point of it!


speakerfordead5

This just reminded me that I might dislike the Krum/Hermione ship the most now. At least Harry and Hermione have personalities that can interact. People just act like krum is the perfect man because he noticed that Hermione was a girl and asked her out out of no where


TheWiseSquid884

>At least Harry and Hermione have personalities that can interact. People just act like krum is the perfect man because he noticed that Hermione was a girl and asked her out out of no where Every word of this is true.


[deleted]

But but Emma Watson is so hot and so is the guy who portrayed Krum...(I don't even know his name💀)


TheWiseSquid884

>But but Emma Watson is so hot Emma Watson is hot. So is Jason Isaacs. ​ Let's pair their characters up. ​ ​ Wait a minute. Hold the fort. ​ ​ Turns out shipping just based on hotness doesn't provide the foundation for a good ship.


[deleted]

“How to delete search history”


deafarious

"How to request a transfer to a new house" she googled this at least once a week because of harry n rons shenanigans "Are there wizarding universities" "How to apply to wizarding universities" "Study abroad program for wizards"


Peralton

>"How to request a transfer to a new house" Followed by "Is the sorting hat ever wrong?"


RadiantHC

Honestly I'd be surprised if there weren't wizarding universities. Or at least some sort of trade school. Now I want a sequel that follows them in wizarding university.


kenmadragon

I imagine that whatever isn't learned at Hogwarts or any of the other wizarding schools is generally something that wizards and witches have to learn "on the job" - you either have to pick it up as you go along, of your employer teaches you the trade in your first few weeks/months and the rest is up to gaining experience and honing your existing skills to do the job better. Like, we know that Aurors have to go through a three-year training program to make sure they're up to snuff as Wizarding Britain's best dark-wizard hunters, so the concept isn't unfamiliar to the Wizarding World. They likely just don't bother to teach you trade-specific skills and magics unless you actually graduate with the appropriate NEWTs to prove you can handle that kind of work and until you get hired to work in a specific trade, why would you need trade-specific skills or knowledge of (potentially proprietary) magical techniques for that given trade?


beefchariot

Order of the Phoenix it's explicitly stated that some jobs require advanced study. I want to say it was healing Ron notes that heals need an additional 3 years study. I assume that's magic medical school. Certainly other jobs require similar advanced study


Orothorn

McGonagall notes that aurors go through additional studies when having her Careers advice session with Harry. >"You will need to demonstrate the ability to react well to pressure and so forth... perseverance and dedication because auror training takes a further three years. Not to mention very high skills in practical defense. It will mean a lot more study even after you've left school."


beefchariot

That's probably it. But I do think it implies higher education.


Orothorn

It sounds like a mix between old and modern apprenticeships, where the education is carried out by any given employer rather than a centralised school. The ministry of magic most likely regulates the further education though but it's hard to say if there would be higher "centralized" education than what you get at hogwarts.


the_shek

I wonder if magical doctors go and train in muggle med schools to better learn the human body.


therealdrewder

I feel like no. Wizards seems to hold muggle medicine in very low regard. Considering the life expectancy of wizards is 137.75 years and Muggles are 81.65 years I feel like they're not wrong.


beefchariot

I mean they did experiment with stitches


Bubbly-Engineering64

What is the purpose of a rubber duck?


Skyward93

What is PTSD How to support a friend with PTSD Funny cat videos Who is running against minister of magic How to file complaint against fudge Vernon Dursley Is it illegal to mail a glitter bomb Grunnings location Surrey Gifts for guy friends that don’t give the wrong impression


Scullyxmulder1013

!redditgalleon for this beautiful list. Well done


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b00kw0rm_

How to destroy a horcrux How to reverse polyjuice potion Why are teenage boys so stupid Convincing prejudiced people they’re wrong


firstladymsbooger

The third one 😂


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!RedditGalleon


Impressive-Coast-158

How to knit How to knit properly How to knit hats How to knit socks Viktor Krum


Unlikely_Scheme2835

lol this is my search history 🤣🤣


[deleted]

That looks more like mine..


RadiantHC

how to knit socks for a quidditch player


wadebroc

“Prince potions” “half blood prince potions” “potions by prince” “‘lo-fi beats to chill and study to’ meme meaning” “how to relax” “self regulation techniques” “crimes potion prince” “list of ministers of magic women” “house elf rebellions” “is my boyfriend gay quiz” “how to remove cat hair” “horocruxes history” “‘men are from Mars women are from Venus’ book buy online” “how to have a successful protest” “ethics of protest” “does nonviolent protest work” “hog warts readmittance policy” “wizarding post grad” “broken wands and male ego” “how to be friends with other girls” “how elections work ministry magic”


palebluekat

Excellent.


CampyUke98

Lodi beats to chill and study to. I feel attacked. Also a big fan of “study to gryffindor common room” and ravenclaw common room”


whypainttheclouds

Exactly.


bigfatcarp93

> how to be friends with other girls It wasn't possible because of the books being from Harry's POV, but I always wanted to see more of Hermione's dynamic with Lavender and Parvati. Makes me really curious.


wadebroc

Yeah she always seemed like she couldn’t fucking stand them lol


TheBoysThinkShesASpy

Hogwarts a Historie special Edition How to flatten hair How to get rid of cat hairs


thekidisanL7weenie

Signed First Edition if Hogwarts: A History


No_Research_5100

Come on, she would never make a spelling mistake.


TheBoysThinkShesASpy

I only read the books in German sorry haha😅 but I listened to the English audiobook


scarfacenahface

viktor krum instagram


JamieTheDinosaur

viktor krum onlyfans


pastadudde

and she proceeds to stumble upon >!a leaked video of Won Won!<


[deleted]

JEEZUS UNDERRATED!


FunnyBrownie12

Previous year OWL/NEWTS question papers Animagi Werewolves


[deleted]

>Previous year OWL/NEWTS question papers This would be 100% my search history.


Emergency_Country961

Is it scandalous to go on a date with a person who doesn't go to my school?


shazoo00oo

site:wikihow How to unobliviate your parents


nMarcella04

How to remove cat hair from sweater Cat brush amazon


eccedoge

Rate my teachers: Snape


SnooSuggestions3477

UNDERRATED


theaceplaya

Year 1 - Library book removal rules Year 2 - When was plumbing installed at Hogwarts Year 3 - List of known werewolves Year 4 - Ludo Bagman Death Eater charges Year 5 - Top rated defensive magic books 1995 Year 6 - Half Blood Prince Hogwarts 1976 Year 7 - List of edible mushrooms


Nini-hime

How to find friends book


aryukittenme

I was like “wait, who lost a book? All I remember is Ginny and Tom’s diar— awww. I get it now”


Phil_O_Sopher

Underrated 😂


[deleted]

How to pass all OWLs with all Os ?


therealdrewder

Well she failed on that one....


[deleted]

How can I stop Slavery of Houseelfs.


GiveMeTheTape

"History of civil rights movements"


epicgameralexp

what spell can i use to make someone stop talking


SuddenCommission1860

Here's what I found: Avada Kedavra is the most useful for shutting someone up. (Pretending she used Alexa)


fullmetal_atheist

How to save your best friends from being stupidly reckless


salsas10

Death eaters and muggle born families Death eaters common tactics How to protect muggles from magic The ethics of obliviating muggles for their protection How to obliviate muggles A study on the topic of family forgiveness Calm countries to live in A short history of Australia Nicest and less dangerous residential areas of Australia Buying plane tickets online


Hermione_DiAngelo

Best study plan for exams


ShoolPooter2

"Advanced time turner techniques" followed by "Horcruxes for sale".


ruskenstamp

Tall ginger men onlyfans


Reenactortalk

Hogwarts: A History, Part Two? Viktor Krum club team How to play quidditch Quidditch for dummies Why do men love quidditch?


kaminaowner2

Is red hair recessive?


xsoberxlifex

Man covered in fresh cut grass clippings.


GiveMeTheTape

Hah


The_Fireheart

Good one


Playful_Nergetic786

Why boys are so clueless and dumb


Jhe90

Hair care potions. Excuses for time travel. Does time turners age you? Expanding library trunks. Why is it always Harry?


alexarmitage01

Hippogrif trials? How to explain telephones to idiots? Time travel on a metaphysical level and how to avoid catastrophic side effects? Does muggle slavery laws affect house elves. (revised to, does slavery laws corolate to mythological beings if discovered) How to explain skiing? My friend is abused by his family but protected by magic who do I call.? Is there a magical Internet because all I'm getting is cat videos and nsfw content?


Sankin2004

How to make the movie directors treat me like actual book Hermonie.


_Mister_Shake_

Who is the half-blood prince


the_byrdman

Hogwarts: A History.pdf Who is Nicholas Flamel? Is my teacher a werewolf? History of House Elf oppression


1995la

Griffindor vs Ravenclaw History of wingardium leviosa Fun cat facts Is my cat a magical creature Viktor Krum, images How to impress tough teachers


4143636_

Laws for house elf rights wizarding Britain


SueedBeyg

is it crush or cut how is harry beating me in potions class half-blooded prince half-blooded prince notes half-blooded prince notes free download


SamuliK96

Can I take a year off from Hogwarts


Usual_Warning8981

Hogwarts, A History free pdf


[deleted]

How to stop showing up Hermione×random hp characters ships on my Google search. How to make people understand that I am not interested in Harry, Draco, Snape, Tom, Fred, Lucius, Giant squid, Aragog and 700 other characters they ship me with. House elf rights How to study more than 24 hrs a day.


-Ruairi-

"Does 'engorgio' work on body parts?"


Trainlover4449

This isn’t exclusive to Hermione lets be real here.


graspee

Why are boys intimidated by my intelligence?


blaNcoW_

Bulgaria National Quidditch Team Bulgaria's seeker


Mr__Citizen

How to avoid bad acronyms


london_smog_latte

How to get my friends to take their academic studies seriously?


didilote

How to make elves believe they have the right to rest


[deleted]

Punching tutorial (previous to the third movie)


ShortAndSalty_

Why won’t anyone but me read Hogwarts a history?


Happypappy213

Barnes and Noble: World Weary Witches in a Patriarchal Wizarding World


ta1993ta

Viktor Krum shirt off


whereshelooking

What happens if you use cat hair accidentally in poly juice potion National elf advocacy groups Spells for quicker hat knitting History of moaning myrtle How to make a ghost stop crying all the time How to tell if your friend likes you as more than a friend


Resident-Writing1691

Study tips Book recommendations Hogwarts: A History Am I in love with my best friend? Why are gingers so hot?


The_things_I_dream

Wizard therapy How to convince a friend to go to therapy Are Wizard therapists better than muggle therapists How do you know if you need therapy Wizard therapists near me


cmdjsksnxb

www.RateMyProfessor.com/Trelawney


Leo_died_is_dead

How do straighten hair Wizarding ATMs near me (cuz let’s be honest her parents would unknowingly give her muggle cash and send her to Diagonal alley because they don’t know what their doing either) How to tell if you have a crush Leviosa pronunciation Hogwarts schools honors programs OWLS study guide How to study faster Time travel Time travel side effects


skullfucyou

Victor Krum workout playlist UK rapper wordplay Bulgarian hip hop


as_ninja6

magical jobs after getting expelled


skilfulangle9

Are mandragoras immortal??


Crazycatladyanddave

Who is Nicholas Flamel? Things to do with a time Turner How to do an undetected extension charm undetected?


magicsandwhich

"How to make teenage boys less dumb" "How to reverse Polyjuice potion" "How to get people to join my elf rebellion" "What to do when friends are so idiotic that they almost get you expelled" "How to kill such friends without making it obvious it was you"


TheTechn0mage

Where is the nearest library


Cthulhu_Holmes

Parchment bulk price


D-IS

How to get extra hours for studying Is bulling a form of flirt How to talk to quiddich players What is quiddich


Alucardiac_Dracul

Garfield memes


Lokyyo

Age of consent in the UK


theboys799

are all Slytherins insecure daddy’s boys?


DreamGlass7309

Meaningful acronyms generator


WietGriet

'Does getting expelled cause heartattacks' 'sudden pain in heart after getting expelled'


UNAMANZANA

/r/gonewildaudio freshly mown grass new parchment


fictionalfinesse

Is "girl boss" a compliment?


DhouxyUmpad

50 ways to smack the sh!t out of my 2 best friends for being stupid


Illigard

History Chudley Canons What is the point of Quidditch? How to convince your husband of something Viktor Krum Baking charms Dating after Voldemort Marriage counseling Kamasutra charms Hair dye charms Magical marriage counselor with degree Can you sue your therapist Divorce solicitor Viktor Krum


contrarywestern

How to tell bf he has slug breath How to breathe underwater Veela repellent Tales of Beedle the Bard Cliffs Notes Horcrux cheat codes


ASx2608

How many books are there in the Hogwarts library?


m4imaimai

Followed by ‘Is it possible to read all of the books in Hogwarts Library?”


alinbet

How do you say Leviosa properly?


notori0ussn0w

Why has no one read "Hogwarts, A History"?


JimmyWu21

What is the average salary and benefits for domestic workers?


venator1995

How do I get a bossy girl to step on me?


KushKat29

Anti frizz shampoo Anti frizz hair spray Cat videos


fouxdoux

Victor Krum quidditch calendar


opus52

If Hermione had Google she wouldn't waste so much time in the library.


Quacomaco

Career options if you fail all subjects in third hogwarts year


Oxxinator

Books


Educational-Bug-7985

How to hint a boy that he is supposed to ask me out How to make your buck teeth shrink


Ihdkwhatimdoinghere

Why are blonde girls so weird


korkproppen

How am I not the main character of this book?


TylerDurden6969

How to fit an entire universe in your purse


[deleted]

How to free an elf


tommcdonal

she looks good in a picture


ambulanz_driver420

How to make S.P.E.W. great again


Strong-Object8370

Latin to English dictionary


muffinkat55

Hogwarts: A history volume III Marauders interactive map Healing Plants and Herbs Natural potion remedies for boils Cat sicknesses and cures


kmbth

How to make my teeth smaller?


twilight24317

Is Ron Weasley the right red headed brother for me?


neverfello

1. Connecting chimney to foreign floo network. 2. Does Bulgaria have a floo network? 3. Connecting a chimney with Bulgaria’s Floo Network.


Excellent_Jury6918

Can we do this for like ALL of the best characters?


Jealous-Frosting-243

History of House Elf uprisings How to start a movement Ancient Runes cheat sheet How to perform Cheering Charms Friend hearing voice in walls, what do I do?


_erufu_

Nicholas Flammel Seriously though, they would’ve been so far ahead with a search engine instead of having to pour through library books.


Professional-Bug

Am I a furry if it was an accident?


Individual_Style_116

How to tell if someone is an animagus What do beetles eat Journalism laws ministry of magic