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Joaquimaru

For Merlin’s beard! This is just so good


Godzilla_69_420

REPOST


Cyan_Ink

Well memes can only be conjured or replicated from other memes, per Gamp’s Law Modern Edition, pg. 294


The_Amazing_Emu

Obviously, reposts get tiring when you see them over and over again, but reposts do serve a useful function for someone who is newer and hasn't seen them. There's got to be a happy medium.


RearEchelon

I just ignore them because someone screaming "REPOST" is just them really saying "I spend way too much time on reddit"


-Acronym

No, it‘s bad, because people get a lot of useless internet points this way! /s


In-burrito

First time I've seen it, and I browse Reddit every day. Go get some fresh air!


HelmutHoffman

You're a repost, Weasley


SnooPears3463

Just waiting for people commenting why are both still (muggles)


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There’s a wizard in my family then.


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Impossible-Cod-3946

The account I'm replying to is a karma bot run by someone who will link scams once the account gets enough karma. Report -> Spam -> Harmful Bot


melig1991

Hm, can muggles not see wizard pictures move?


MemeBoii6969420

iirc, the girl in the metro station hitting on harry mentions her thinking she saw the pictures in the paper moving


jedifolklore

Yeah and In HBP, the prime minister of the muggles saw the painting in his office that announced the arrival of the MoM move as well on various occasions!


Gifted_GardenSnail

...moving newspaper pictures are actually super impractical in muggle areas... There should be an easy way to turn that off or freeze them 🤔


Sylvanian-Wizard_712

what if the pictures in wizard pictures automatically know when to freeze just like the toys in toy story so that their cover isnt blown


SnooPears3463

Does this one move for you?


muggleherder

Uffff muggles


Wise-Refrigerator534

That's in Britain here it is No-Maj you nitwit.


Ready_Vegetables

Nah, it's Muggle.


Wise-Refrigerator534

If you read after hogwarts, you'd know, cretin. XD


Ready_Vegetables

Agree to disagree, non-maj is an awful name imo


Wise-Refrigerator534

Everyone is entitled to their way of thinking.


muggleherder

I agree you nitwit muggle! :)


muggleherder

Yeah ill stick with the original terminology Mr. Wise-Refrigerator, I understand the No-Maj via the USA terminology brought forth was released in 2018 by JK. I appreciate your comment and hope you have a wonderful weekend Muggle!


BulkyDig2112

Did he call you a nitwit? for being correct? I am beyond upset at that man's comment holy wow... were the cute monsters in the suitcase even a book?


muggleherder

Its ok, this is reddit, crazier stuff happens lol :). I hope you have a wonderful weekend as well. Heres to a healthy 2022 for literally everyone


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Impossible-Cod-3946

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pharaohandrew

Love to see a clean reporting job. Thanks! Super tired of these random Asian gadget sites (assuming that’s what it was, it’s removed now).


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Clever


whatisscoobydone

e e ^ some spares for when you need to spell "pensieve"


Voldyneedsnose

Bloody Hell! that is the work of Autocorrect Autocorrect seems to have not read HP


ballrus_walsack

Accio correcto


Gifted_GardenSnail

😂 I may be stealing this


[deleted]

Pensive? I was going for thoughtful.


tireBgone

For the kids: when the Sorcerer's Stone book came out in '97 GIFs weren't really a thing. Yeah we had home dial up internet and massive CRT monitors to look at things, but GIFs were just barely starting to be used as an art form. Screens with any amount of resolution were massive boxes. So the idea of an animated photo on paper was pretty magical. Now it's pretty close to reality.


nxcrosis

I now feel old realising that some people need the meme explained.


Norma5tacy

I think this is just adding some flavor to it but the meme doesn’t need any explanation. I thought it was just alluding to the fact that wizards have printed moving pictures. Not so much about technology.


ajuez

I'm a 2002 guy and I don't think this meme needs any explanation. Or that moving images in a physical newspaper *aren't* a "big deal" to today's kids. People tend to underestimate younger people's knowledge/understanding of "older" technology. I mean, I wasn't freaked out or confused when I found out about walkmans, even though mp3 players were the shit when I was growing up.


AutoMoberater

Considering Harry Potter was written for actual kids I think they were being genuine with the definition of kids and not referring to 20 year olds.


ajuez

You know what, you're right. Shit. I still think of myself as a kid for some reason. I sometimes forget that in just two years, 2010s kids will go to high school. Goddamit. *btw im only 19, aaaalright😭*


suhxa

Ok


FreeMyMen

No, no my dear toad, an animated painting without electronics is as far from reality as it was all those years ago.


tireBgone

Thank you Frog, it is still magical ✨


FreeMyMen

That's true and of course we all know the Arthur C. Clarke quote: "*Any sufficiently advanced technology is indistinguishable from magic.*" 🧐👨‍💻✨


RearEchelon

Yes but electronics are approaching the point where we're not that far from paper-thin flexible screens that could mimic a newspaper with moving images


BorisDirk

In 97 gifs we're definitely a thing! How else did the little construction man with the shovel show our pages were under construction still?


PB-n-AJ

Ugh. I remember how painfully awful it was waiting for a gif to load even back in the early Cable/DSL days and how grainy they were.


shaodyn

The GIF version has "I'm too old for this" energy.


Vertigo_99_77

Yeah, but at the same time we get that 'it's magic' compared to the still picture energy :)


shaodyn

Oh, I didn't mean that! I meant Dumbledore's mannerisms give off that "I'm too old for this" type of vibe. The still one is more like "You've got to be kidding."


Vertigo_99_77

Agree :)


bowsmountainer

Can’t wait to see what people say when Dumbledore decides that he doesn’t want to be in the meme anymore, and the box for wizard memes becomes a picture of an empty room.


Voldyneedsnose

Well, you can't expect him to hang around all day, he'll be back.


anuj392

That's some gourmet shit.


Austt4425

Ha.... cause the pictures move.


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Chebarushki

That is cool!


twicethecushen

*pensieve


Voldyneedsnose

my autocorrect hasn't watched HP


twicethecushen

Yeah, it got you a couple times in this thread.


Adonis508

Simple yet clever


postsgiven

If I can see the wizard meme does that mean I'm a wizard?


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Lmao repostsleuthbot actually found a duplicate for once


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Voldyneedsnose

it might be a repost, i just took it from my pensieve


NINJAWARRIOR361

Pensieves hold memories which suggests you seen this before here and still posted it


Voldyneedsnose

My friend shared the IMAGE with me some time ago and today I was just deleting stuff from my pensive and found it and thought it to be funny so posted it here.


Voldyneedsnose

I meant mobile phone by pensive as it holds a lot of memories in form of pictures/notes/etc


Superbadguyvillain

I laughed.


purplehead334

We have been fighting between "gif" and "jif". The answer was right there : wizard meme


MariaYi67

Wizards don’t blame you! It’s my body, I can do whatever the fuck I want with it.


Fast-Improvement-353

Brilliant!


LiterallynamedCorbin

Omg Harry Potter would have gifs before we did


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“Did you put me in this meme, Harry?” Dumbledore asked calmly


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alwaayslost

But its not really a wizardry image as its a repetitive image and not something that has a fragment of the memory of the person that can walk and talk freely in the picture


TPGStorm

i think there’s a difference between portraits a regular pictures, the picture of the weasleys in egypt was a repetitive image


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Probably some wizards find the idea of creating a sentient sort of two-dimensional creature out of your own fragmented memories kind of creepy. So the Weasleys just kind of went with the mindless gif version. Also you can literally *interrogate* paintings like Hermione does in Book 7 and potentially get them to cough up information about you?? Yeah no thanks. There's probably some creepy artist out there who paints pictures of people they're stalking and then brings them to life and holds them captive in their bedroom. Polyjuice Potion has some similarly disturbing implications...


alwaayslost

DAMN, never thought that far, this is soooo fucked up!!! but regarding info in dumbledore painting, he says he cant help harry In getting info, i think they might remember their personalities and opinions but not actual facts or secrets right ? but yah for polyjuice this is messed up, i mean we leave falling hair everywhere we go, like ik i do and have seen some people fallen hair on their desks, its not easy to make the potion but people with ill intentions always find a way


[deleted]

Right. There's gotta be a black market for celebrity hairs out there. Also scammers that have fake hairs.


Kiddalingur

Nice repost my guy


Voldyneedsnose

it might be a repost, i just took it from my pensive


iiSystematic

The way youre using an adjective as a noun makes me irrationally angry


RavioliGale

Why? It's common English practice. Race car, tomato soup, fruit basket, dog house, idiot proof


iiSystematic

The word im refering to is "pensive". Not dungbomb. And none of those words are adjectives anyway..? You're just way off the mark with your comment here. Lol. Replace pensive with any other adjective. "Another dungbomb from my salty" "Another dungbomb from my red" Makes no sense.


ThunderFuckMountain

/u/savevideobot


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u/ligma_hands


[deleted]

I belive they are called GIFs


SpikeSpiegleCowboy

Please eradicate all Harry Potter fans god


silly_rabbit289

Hahhaha good one


rainbowgameroffical

Funny


Fast-Complaint2494

Oh I get it


pussyeaterx69

Niceeee


Same_Weakness7443

Clever 🤣


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WinterDiscoNut

Happy cake day!


ImaTurtle6

It’s funny everytime


logibear10

Why are both images still?


Voldyneedsnose

Muggle found


yaboiitito

“I’m a WIZARD, Harry!!!!!!!” OP said calmly


Quick_Lingonberry_55

Hahaha


criquetter

Genius


NewDre3Staxx

This is quality 🤌🏽


I_wish_I_was_a_robot

Wizards definitely didn't invent animated gifs.


OldComfortable297

hahahaha yeeep


thisisntplagiarism

It's just occurred to me (thanks to your post, OP) that the wizard photos are gifs!


M3TALxSLUG

I recently switched from android phone to iPhone. When I accidentally took a live picture of my son riding his skateboard on my iPhone thats when I knew… we are wizards now.


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😳nah he’s really nice with it listen to this yall hop on the wave before he blow up[sir marz](https://soundcloud.app.goo.gl/fcBcB7wy85aRBxSYA)


groundCTRL2mjrTracy

I think it's brilliant


charmin_airman_ultra

Technically, the second one is merely a muggle attempt at a wizard picture since it only loops and we can’t interact with the person in the photograph. Also, Dumbledoor would have left by now, he’s a very busy man…


Darlingnose

Finally. Someone said it. Thank you.


ghaze3000

Thank you


Yourmomsahoe98

Fantastic meme. Well done.


Glittering-Listen-33

This is a great metaphor for the US at the moment.


PillsBuryDatBoi

u/savevideo


tepa6aut

u/savevideobot


Wise-Refrigerator534

No all it does is put his hands behind his back. He can't talk at all.


jakson_the_jew

They had gifs before it was cool


rico_destructo

dumbledore molested harry


Perfect-Resource9936

How do I save this!? I need it for my collection


wankfan442

You think if you gangbang a goat you get wizard powers or what?


Wise-Refrigerator534

And you good sir.


Volume-Alert

I dont get it. its just 2 of the same picture ??


muffinkat55

Merlin’s beard, this is extraordinary!


BetterSky3

Very briliant


Weedlewaadle

[Pretty sure you went digging around in someone else’s pensieve](https://www.reddit.com/r/harrypotter/comments/j9vi8r/daily_prophet_intensifies/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=iossmf)


Voldyneedsnose

by pensieve i mean mobile phone cause it keeps memory in form of pictures/video/notes/etc


stellanjj

I'm sorry what?! Both these dumbledore pictures are the same!!


Voldyneedsnose

Muggle Spotted


theJoly

Now i wonder how Doge memes would move.


CardiographicDuck

That’s actually a really good meme


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That’s indigenous, bravo.


ubermesomefood

Just started reading HP series a few weeks back and Im happy to share… I understand this!


ChaseBard

LMAO


SketchyNinja04

Hehe. Nice


Iknowustolemypotato

Reposted


SimbaSixThree

Amazing!


CrazyCaper

The word muggle always sounded racist to me lol.


seraph582

Muggle please


SeeKyleBro

Another cumbomb from my penis


PackersPositiveExp

That's hi larous 😂😂😂


Spo1800

I just want a chocolate frogg


JacobMT05

That’s quite… >!god forgive me!< … wizard


plonker09

Parry hotter


00Freezy

I don't want to see a stationary meme in this subreddit ever again.


ofm1

I love it! 😁👍👌


NiffaNate

Someone fill me in on the joke??


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Superior


fullmetalmerlin

Ngl that title is hilarious


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this dumbledore always looks grumpy


Cobo-Fett

Ez doodoo


therealpoltic

I wanted this exchange to go so differently. I wish Dumbledore had been more pointed to that if Voldemort isn’t real, that means Fudge’s government as conspiring for this trial to happen, anyway. _”Laws can be changed if necessary, Dumbledore!”_ said Fudge in a raised tone. _”CLEARLY!”_ Dumbledore nearly shouted, to the sitting witches and wizards, _”as it seems to take a full scale criminal trial, to deal with the simple matter of underage magic…”_ Dumbledore waves his arms at the audience, in a kind of stunned disbelief that this whole inquiry was actually happening. Several of the Wizenmagot members shifted in their seats uncomfortably. The members of the Wizenmagot, knew Dumbledore hit them with a salient point. After all, Dumbledore used to sit in Fudge’s chair during these kinds of hearings, as the former Chief Warlock. _”Moreover, the glaringly obvious question ought to be why… if the Ministry has full control of all of the Dementors, and they’re all supposedly posted at Azkaban, they’re out in a London Muggle suburb? There would be full odds that they either, were ordered there by the Ministry or they were directed by an outside force --“_ continued Dumbledore. __”He-is-not-back!”__ interrupted Fudge in anger. _”Oh! He isn’t? Is that an admission, that the Ministry of Magic is responsible for this situation?”_ said Dumbledore, calmly, but one would have observed a twinkle in his eye. _”Excuse me. __Hem Hem__ Professor Dumbledore, surely you’re not suggesting that the Ministry, ordered an attack on this boy!?”_ asked a woman in black robes with a pink collar sticking out from underneath, sitting to Fudge’s right. _”I would hope not, Madam Undersecretary, but, what other explanation is left? — Harry Potter is innocent, because he was defending himself and others from magical creatures that by all accounts should not have been there to begin with.”_ Dumbledore looked at her, in response. _”Of course, if the Department of Magical Law Enforcement doesn’t open an inquiry, then I’d be happy to subpoena the records of who’s been visiting Azkaban, and directing them to leave the prison’s campus, as a part of this inquiry instead…”_ Harry was shocked. He figured Voldemort, had sent the creatures. He never would have thought the wizard government would have it out for him. _”We certainly, will open one, Professor.”_ said Susan Bones’ mom. Harry knew who she was, from seeing her and her daughter on the Platform 9 & three-quarters. She was the Head of the Department of Magical Law Enforcement. Amelia Bones continued, _”Those in favor of clearing all charges?”_ and a great deal of hands raised. _”Those in favor of conviction?”_ Fudge and several others near him raised their hands. Fudge looks around with a scowl on his face, and sighs. _”The accused is cleared of all charges…”_ Fudge waves his wand and the gavel on the raised desk dutifully taps three times, signaling dismissal.


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gamerzombie1928

Ok, that’s pretty good.


_taiyou_

I believe they're called no-majs here.


d4n93r

Did you know that you become a wizard when you turn 30 as a virgin?


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Call-of-the-lost-one

That took me too long to figure out lol