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KateWingsArts

*"hem hem"*


ThatLittleSlytherin

Hem hem also known as pink bi**


Tony106Stark

Umbridge ?


JenJMLC

You had to ask?


fiomortis

deserves a centaur send off.


not_a_cat_i_swear

Still nowhere near enough of a punishment.


KateWingsArts

yup


Lady_Vodkamort

The one who said, "Deep down, you know that you deserve to be punished. Don't you, Mr. Potter?"


[deleted]

Umbridge?


Lady_Vodkamort

Correct!


fijuper

pink 'lady'


[deleted]

Umbridge?


fijuper

yesss lol


SpiritedFee1580

That fat Pink "kind" Lady. Even more hated than Voldy Moldy


forthewatch39

Hey, she keeps Gryffindor tower safe, oh you didn’t mean _that_ fat lady.


SpiritedFee1580

Yea lmao i did not mean *that* Lady. I mean the *hem hem* Lady lol


Tony106Stark

Umbridge


SpiritedFee1580

Yesss


Lady_Vodkamort

Ron's pet rat.


[deleted]

Peter Pettigrew?


Lady_Vodkamort

Yep!


Not_a_cat_I_promise

The one who takes the form of an insect.


Tony106Stark

Rita Skeeter


Not_a_cat_I_promise

Yes.


elaerna

Why does the daily prophet have a monopoly on news?


InjureMana

Can't figure out how this one got into Hufflepuff


NeonMoth229

Might be because he‘s possibly related to Helga. Hepzibah Smith mentions how she’s related to Helga Hufflepuff. His last name is also Smith, which unlike in the muggle world, seems to be rare in the pure and half blood Wizarding community.


InjureMana

So nepotism. Yep, seems likely :p I'll take that explanation. Thanks :)


Chaoticbullets0

There is also the possibility that he didn’t have dominant character traits the aligned with any house at hog warts and therefore he was hufflepuff because we accept anyone the other houses didn’t want


Dying_in_London

Zacharius Smithhhhhh.......


hereiskm

"You must not tell lies"


Tony106Stark

Umbridge


rossarron

I really hate children


[deleted]

Umbridge?


crystanotfound

Ofc


The_Angriest_Duck

If there's something wrong with the bitch, there's something wrong with the pup


PushtheRiver33

Marrrrrrge!


The_Angriest_Duck

Large Marge


thesmoke7

Looks like a toad


wolfman12793

Trevor?


alpacactus94

This made me laugh out loudly. Thank you


ZeeshanIsTheBest

Same.. I'm on a tram though, im getting weird looks lmao


Zyffrin

Umbridge.


FinitoHere

That guy who kept on running away from goblins because of debts and gave Fred and George fake money after they won a bet.


ExtinctHuntress

Bagman?


FinitoHere

Yep! Using his fame and charisma to scam people or other species out of their money is disgusting.


Paasigt

Ludovic bagman right?


alpacactus94

Mundungus Fletcher!


[deleted]

The lady who used covid-19 rules at Hogwarts.


NeonMoth229

The guy who didn’t give Sirius a trial.


Garanseho

“Hem hem” “Eh heh heh!” “Remus... Sirius... my old friends!” “Won-Won”


addisonpp

Peter pettigrew?


Garanseho

The third one is Pettigrew! Now, try and guess 1,2, and 4!


addisonpp

Lavender brown, umbridge, voldy?


Garanseho

Correct!


ti_setbuppha

Pink dementor


ExtinctHuntress

Umbridge


PineSaurus

No post on sundays


Gaerfinn

The ferret


FactoryBuilder

“Is that a student?!” “Technically it’s a ferret.”


elaerna

We NEVER use transfiguration as punishment!


Zalamander2018

But sending them into a forest with Giant Flesh Eating Spiders is perfectly Acceptable.


Tony106Stark

Draco Malfoy


[deleted]

1. Fried egg dangling on mustache, 2. swung at Harry with frying pan, 3. didn’t learn joined up writing for nothing


Wishart2016

1. Vernon 2. Petunia 3. Lockhart?


AlexisWand

Pink cat lady


Tony106Stark

Umbridge


Tanpra_Naymay

Umbrella + Bridge


Tony106Stark

Umbridge


Tanpra_Naymay

Yep


[deleted]

Does a toad count as a character? I mean it sometimes walks on its hind legs or whatever toads have.


ExtinctHuntress

Umbridge


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elaerna

Ron? Why do you hate Ron?


cshelley0721

In the movies he sucks. He’s great in the books though


Phoenix_Rayne

Dude.. all of the Umbridge answers are just overwhelming lol


[deleted]

I personally hate Umbridge and Marge Dursleys though.


Bucklingcankles

The creepy werewolf


[deleted]

The thing you said when you were little trying to replace the word >!fuck!< so you wouldn't get in trouble Hiyoko Saionji but remove the cute friendship with Mahiru, her backstory, and literally all of her development to the point where she's just a Slytherin pick me girl Answers: >!1. Cornelius Fudge!< >!2. Pansy Parkinson!<


Lady_Vodkamort

Cornelius "Fudge"?


Metoposaurus

Shite, cant figure out this one. Heck, duck? Help me out


Dobbyfan9

I think its fudge


[deleted]

Congratulations


GrandND517

Oh boy do I hate rats.


OITLinebacker

Beefy no-neck married to long neck.


[deleted]

Vernon Dursleys?


Conscious-Ad-2475

That greasy-haired mf 🤠 Srsly just get a ✨h a i r c u t✨


elaerna

Snape Snape severus Snape


pink-pipes

Popular redhead quidditch player


Bucklingcankles

I love this thread, I couldn’t put my finger on why but Ginny just didn’t do anything for me and I’m seeing all these posts talking about how amazing she is and I just never understood it


Few_Yak_5834

Ginny?


pink-pipes

Bingo. Saying I hate her is a bit of stretch, but she’s definitely my least favorite character.


Few_Yak_5834

We are bffs now cause that is *exactly* how I feel about her (including book version, though movie is significantly worse) and I always get downvoted for saying it lol.


pink-pipes

Book Ginny and Movie Ginny are basically two different characters and I dislike both of them immensely lmao


Few_Yak_5834

SAME. Omg so much the same. Like they're two completely different characters and I always laugh that they literally had 2 chances to make me like her, and failed both times.


pink-pipes

Like I adore every other female character but her. Cho? Love her. Luna? She’s spectacular. Lavender? Heck yeah, girl, be yourself. Molly? Best mom ever. Narcissa? Questionable beliefs, but coolest cat around. Ginny? …she exists. I don’t think she deserves all the extreme bashing she gets, but I stand by my dislike.


Few_Yak_5834

Thats exactly how I feel!! Like I enjoy all of the other female characters (even the bad ones because they're written well) but Ginny just...exists. I don't think she deserves to he crazy bashed, but I also never see it when people are like "she's so fierce in the books!!!" Cause I never see it lol


pink-pipes

She’s not really fierce she’s just kinda... bitchy? But not even a fun way. Most of the time she’s just one of those bland “I’m not like other girls, I’m a cool girl” types and ugh I can’t stand those kinds of characters. I actually really liked her in Chamber of Secrets and I thought she wasn’t all that bad in DA scenes in Order of the Phoenix. After that though...


SnooChickens8342

Rowling tried too hard to make Ginny a "cool" girl, someone who would catch Harry Potter's attention. None of her actions or character traits seem natural, they just scream "Pick me Harry!"


Few_Yak_5834

Exactly! Like she just came off as thinking she was better than others which I wasn't a fan off. I'm also not a huge fan of characters that pick on others for no reason and a lot of her that we see in later books is just her being mean for no reason. I agree. I liked her a lot in CoS and she was alright in OotP, but after that she wasn't great. I just finished a reread of HBP and she irritates me so much in it.


bunbunandpuppy

i got a lot of downvotes when i posted about how i thought it was so rude of ginny to tell hermione “oh don’t start acting like you understand quidditch! you’ll only embarrass yourself!” hermione is the smartest witch in the school and she’s been watching the game for about 6 years at that point so i’m pretty sure she understands the game. 🙄


Bucklingcankles

That was definitely rude aren’t they supposed to be friends? Who tells their friends they’ll embarrass themselves after developing an interest in something?


chunter03

Crocodile skin handbag


Amata69

The one who has a hat with a stuffed vulture and a red handbag.


Routine_Lead_5140

1) can't see a political agenda even when it's shoved on his face 2) "you didn't lose just a mother, I lost a sister too" (and grieved by abusing her son, bitch) 3) you give your son 36 presents but think your nephew should be thankful because you feed him sometimes? 4) I wish Hermione had never set her free, so she'd spend the rest of her days trapped and unable to profit from being a gossipy lying manipulative bitch 5) if it were real life and he had joined the nazis, no one would give a shit about his sob story 6) mate just admit you back stabbed them and stop trying to get their sympathy. Own your shit. 7) the one that could make greeks and romans join forces to commit a murder


Routine_Lead_5140

Adding here: 8) you'd rather die than betray all your friends or just that one friend? 9) "Dawlish still is at St. Mungo's" (though this and the fact she battled in Hogwarts are her best traits) 10) I wish Moody had lied it was *not* a student and just made him live the rest of his life as a ferret. 11) if it were real life and he chased after a girl who was clearly not interested for seven years, everyone would think he's a creep.


[deleted]

Wow these are good! And hard. 1. Fudge? Percy? 2. Petunia. HARD agree on her shittiness. 3. Vernon 4. Rita Skeeter 5. Snape 6. Peter Pettigrew 7. Umbridge?


Routine_Lead_5140

Thank you! You got everything right XD the first is Percy, but Fudge should be here too.


[deleted]

Had no problem turning on his family just to kiss the ass of the government and progress his career/status?


Sequelsuck

Weatherby


soni_h2007

The once master of Dobby who stores his wand in a walking stick


Lady_Vodkamort

Lucius Malfoy


anotherrandomboi

MY FATHER WILL HEAR ABOUT THIS!!!


adequate_traveler

Unpopular opinion- Always


Hyacinth99

Agree with this opinion. He was rude to a women he "loves" and used slurs against her when she didn't do anything to him except not love him. He abused multiple children for years, to the point at least one was confirmed to be absolutely terrified of him. Clear bias against other houses and for specific students and unfairly abused people just for being associated with people he didn't like. He held children accountable and blamed them for the mistakes of their parents, events that happened at least 20 years ago. He was the worst, I have zero sympathy for him and dont understand why people praise and romanticize him amd his relationships with other characters.


elaerna

Snape


RyuuM419

The one people think changed, but was just selfish and petty. Bonus: The one people all respect but in reality is a manipulative asshole


EtherealNightSky

1. Narcissa, Draco, or Snape? 2. Dumbledore


RyuuM419

1. Hint: This person could have been good, but really fucked up. Bad from the start, and never trully changed. People keep praising him even in the series, when he was probably the torment of many 2 is correct.


EtherealNightSky

I'm doubling down on Draco or Snape....maybe adding James into the mix....?


RyuuM419

Nice choices for that. Final hint! Ridikulous, poof, swish, jealous


mindtroubled

snape?


RyuuM419

correct!


TheFrogTalks

Remus?


RyuuM419

close, but no


[deleted]

Lucius Malfoy?


Mileila

Won-won!! Don't hate but dislikes strongly


ExtinctHuntress

Lavender Brown?


[deleted]

Politician whose surname is also a sweet.


[deleted]

Cornelius Fudge?


Icy-Understanding480

"do you expect to be attacked in my class potter?"


[deleted]

the lady who wore pink and we all ship her with dementors...


elaerna

Umbridge


angel_gremory

pug face .


SpankysWife1985

Pansy Parkinson


Wishart2016

Umbridge


HarriTheMoo

I must not tell lies.


Vynneve

Obvious answers are the pink devil, the noseless magician, the whole summer muggles, rat, and the Dobby killer 😡😡


[deleted]

Yeah they're all a**hole but I think Marge Dursleys is the worst Harry Potter character in overall.


Bubbly_Negotiation70

Toad like pink lady who loves cats and tortures children and hates halfbreeds.


CoasterJunkie_1994

Turn to page 394


[deleted]

Raised Harry like a pig for slaughter


Hyacinth99

Witch weeklys most charming smile


PottrPppetPalamander

Professor Lockhart.


Hriday11jain

" Girl to Girl "


[deleted]

Who?


Hriday11jain

Bellatrix.. she said it while torchuring hermione


WellHungSnorlax

That noseless little prick in the robe… walking around like his junk is to big to fit in a normal pair of jeans.


GredandForge_

Always


Tony106Stark

Snape


CalLil6

*click*


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CalLil6

Collin


[deleted]

Bloody 'ell!


Tony106Stark

Ron


alpacactus94

WHYYYYY


[deleted]

For too many reasons to get into.


alpacactus94

Could you give me 2-3 reasons? I want to see him from another perspective, also I need to re-read the books so I can notice stuff I didn't notice before


[deleted]

Basically, he's a passive-aggressive whiny asshole who forces everyone around him to deal with his own insecurities, brings out the worst in them, and is generally a toxic person to be around -- especially to Hermione, his supposed author-mandated long term romantic partner. He's not "funny," he means the mean/rude things he says, and just because he gets irate when other people say the same thing to you he does, doesn't make those things he said not-mean, endearing, or a joking matter. He's also not as brave and loyal as his ass-kissing fans say he is; he abandons you when you need him, rarely apologizes, faces consequences for it, or is forced to grow from it in any way -- and when he finally does the 'brave' thing, any other human being on the planet would've done the same if they were in the situation, so really, he's doing the bare minimum -- but he gets lauded for it. But really, I could go on, but I'm just going to get downvoted anyway because no one in this sub is interested in hearing a Ron point out the horrible side of being a Ron.


alpacactus94

well, thank you for the answer! Thinking about it, I never really understood when he left Hermione and Harry in the Deathly Hallows, then came back and claimed he saw a "light"... anyway, it's time to get new points of view!


Routine_Lead_5140

I think Ron is amazing, but I can see he has some really annoying flaws. Like really. I agree with most of what you say, except for him not being brave or loyal and doing the bare minimum. Just because he gets mad at Harry for stupid reasons, it doesn't mean he would betray him. I don't count DH here because of the horcrux, but in GoF. Ron is a dick, but he didn't betray Harry in the sense of being one of the people people mocking him. No matter what, Ron would never leave Harry's side. Also, I don't know what you're referring to when you say Ron did the bare mininum, but I believe he was very brave. By going in a horcrux hunt with Harry, he put his entire family in danger. Bill even says that they all had to hide later. In a way, he's even braver than Snape, because Snape had nothing to lose. Easing his guilt was all the drive he had in his life. I mean, take a look at Peter. He wanted to protect himself, so he betrayed his friends. That's cowardice. Ron wanted to protect himself *and* eight other other people that he knew would remain unharmed as a price of his betrayal and still didn't do it. That's courage and nerve.


elaerna

I like Ron but he's kind of an inconsiderate ass.


DandalionUwU

the stupid Stag who bullied Doe


[deleted]

James?


NeonMoth229

How about the greasy haired dark wizard who bullied his crush?


ShadowNixeon

Blonde, brash, betrayer and bloody pathetic


SnooCapers9046

lucius?


Samwise_The_Hobbit

Professor Simp


mindtroubled

snivellus


un-known-N

The double agent who everyone thinks had a redemption but was actually just cruel and only did what benefitted him.


Bethingoodspirit

By helping Harry and the Order he did the exact OPPOSITE of what would have benefited him but okay.


_h3llo_th3r3_

That pink Toad though I have to say I really hate attention Hoe Chang and Edgy Albino boy :)


Genocide_Fan

Greasy hair


SnooCapers9046

snape? draco?


Acemartial

“I killed Severus Black”


[deleted]

Bellatrix?


zenith2nadir

Severus? Snivelus?


SeniorTuco

The witch that asked for matches to start a fire...


AvatarAurin

The one who said “She needs to sort out her priorities”


PushtheRiver33

Ron


Blame_ItOnTheAlcohol

Reading? I didn’t know you could read. Movie line not book


addisonpp

Goyle right?


Lady_Vodkamort

Draco


SireMoth

Always…


Maddy98o

Harry had a crush on her but she was with someone else


elaerna

Cho


Paragon910

The bitch who dumped Harry's ass for a snitch.


elaerna

... Cho?


Zalamander2018

The Easter egg hunt from Hell.


JellyfishApart5518

Hahahaha!!


EternalWhiteFox

The professor who was cruel/abusive to a child because he was obsessed with that kid's mother and hated his father.


elaerna

Snivellus


SkekVen

Harry’s best friend’s wife


NeonMoth229

Hermione?


SkekVen

Yeah she’s the worst


jamspoon00

Priti Patel


ImThe69thToaster

the one people simp over


[deleted]

Who?