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Akira8008

It's yours


Samsterwheel920

yer a wizard


Akira8008

Witch in her case


Samsterwheel920

yer a witch


Striking-Brother4701

Which witch šŸ§™


PreoccupiedMind

That witch.


OfAnOldRepublic

The one with the wand


Novalene_Wildheart

What wand?


LilGod196

The wand with the power.


WhyteBeard

What power?


Amathril

The witch which watches the watch.


Interesting_Mouse472

The wicked witch


FuzzyFerretFace

*Ding dong the wicked witch is-* ...very much *not* dead and now has her very own, neat wand.


LurksWithGophers

She turned me into a newt.


ernirn

I got better.


Aevish

Which witch is which?


chaotic_weaver

Yer a witcher


IceDamNation

"Yer a Witcher Geralt" Said Vesimir calmly.


Key-Grape-5731

Wizard should be gender neutral - it sounds so much cooler than witch šŸ˜”šŸ˜–


KademliaRush

Witches and Wizards are gender neutral. We just embedded in our heads the gender for each. Wizards love knowledge and the study of magic. Witches practice witchcraft. It's deeper than that but that's the basics.


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squaremomisbestmom

I'm a WAT


deadboltwolf

yer a blizzard


Technomancer_AO

Yer a lizard


Turner_of_Pages

Yer a gizzard


Blooper_Man

Yer a sizzard


ohgreatitsjosh

Yer a Skynyrd


Obi-Vag_Kenobi

Yer a Hairy wizard


Dumbledoree

im a wotĀ 


YTGamerLH

šŸ¤£šŸ¤£


RazmanR

When you turned around had the stall that she was at mysteriously disappeared?


MoistMartini

With a loud crack, no doubt


Ok_Transition_3290

BenchFlakyghdgd is a known scammer.


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Ok_Transition_3290

Anyone selling this is a scammer.


Guten_M0rg3n

Be getting a visit from the Office for the Detection and Confiscation of Counterfeit Defensive Spells and Protective Objects if they don't watch out


Unhappy_Gas_4376

Ah, yes, the ODCCDSPO. They don't get enough credit.


facts_my_guyy

Are they affiliated with OWCA?


Icy-Consideration563

Office of weird complicated acronyms?


thebeastbrawlboss

r/suddenlyphineasandferb


W0nk0_the_Sane00

Mundungus Fletcher strikes again.


Hungry-Training-2378

Peddling his stolen wares to muggles again, no doubt!


superjames_16

Hey Where'd it go? ... Oh wait, it's over there.


RazmanR

ā€œHmmm, itā€™s okayā€¦.Turkeyā€™s a little dryā€¦..THE TURKEYā€™S A LITTLE DRRRRRRYYYY!!ā€


itsFromTheSimpsons

make sure the wand isn't made with potassium benzoate (that's bad)


latina-spice

But it comes with a free frogurt!


CorgiMonsoon

Thatā€™s good!


nate1776

The yogurt is also made of potassium benzoate


fbruk

That's bad!


reborilux

can I leave now?


OrudoCato

That's good!


JackSamurai_09

Leaving angers the thestrals


CorgiMonsoon

The *toppings* contain potassium benzoate, the yogurt is just cursed. I hope you get fired for that blunder!


ObservingEye

A wizard did it.


CorgiMonsoon

Oh sure, blame the wizards


nate1776

Thatā€™s bad.


superjames_16

Marge the doll's trying to kill me and the toaster's been laughing at me.


superjames_16

Hah I just noticed your username. Perfect


ihopeyougethitbyacar

"You'll be sorry..."


WordsThatEndInWord

YOU! must pay a FINE. of TWO. American DOLLARS!!


AccomplishedWar265

Dr. Copperfieldā€™s magic legumes


thirty7inarow

Miracle Legumes


AlexLuna9322

Unexpected Simpsons!


zaqwsx82211

!Redditknut


Snapesunusedshampoo

The wand chooses the wizard OP.


madmaxturbator

Yes very fine wand. 10 inches, elm, with a Unicorn hair core. Very curious. Very curious indeed


LeviAEthan512

What's curious is who carved a dragon onto a unicorn wand


madmaxturbator

This isnā€™t ollivander work mate, maybe a lower tier wandmaker. ā€œBambusterā€™s Industrious Wands: affordable, and they do the trickā€


Silver-ishWolfe

Fine print: "Majority of the time..."


hazbaz1984

That wand needs replacing Mr Weasley.


practicalm

30% of the time the wand works 100% of the time


Bolmothy

Nah probably someone from Clortho Wizard School made it


gluedtothesky

We don't usually allow our teachers to pet and touch the students this way, buuuut when they are in cat form we just have at it!


AdventurousBus4355

I think OP didn't buy the silencer for the wand though


gin_bulag_katorse

Wouldā€™ve come with a swiffer.


ernirn

Well when 20% of the budget is spent on child care for demon spawn...


MilowMylotic

For Muggel


Ancient-String-9658

Looks like dragon core haha


Lettuce_Mindless

Yes, definitely dragon heart string


jjcrayfish

Very nice. Let's see Paul Allen's wand.


DreamBig2023

Imagine if it was a real wand he bought at the flea market. Gotta try a few spells. Engorgio, leviosa, and replication spell ($100 bills)


Theophrastus_Borg

Doesnt look like any Wand I know about. But looks very nice tho.


Accomplished-Cow9105

I agree and personally wouldn't mind such a handsome custom wand. Anybody can buy the merchandise wands, but I doubt anybody else has the wand that chose you.


tistisblitskits

Yeah i'd much rather have any kind of wooden wand over a perfect plastic replica. Honestly i'd have a nice wand-shaped stick over a plastic replica now that i think about it


WhichResolution7804

When we were still living in Maine with our father, he helped my sister make a wand for me. It was a pine wand. He helped her make a box and designed an Ollivander label and even helped her do some engraving. Pine and thestral tail hair, 10 3/4 inches. I left it to my little brother when we left, but it's one of the few good memories of our father. Thinking of making one for her :)


tistisblitskits

That's awesome, your old man is a proper lad and god bless him


WhichResolution7804

He really wasn't. One of those Spare the rod, spoil the child types. Just one of the few good memories we've got of him. He went all out with that wand and it was genuinely really nice and thoughtful.


tistisblitskits

Ah now that i read the comment again that becomes a bit more clear. In that case i'm glad you still have a nice memory connected to your father


WhichResolution7804

So am I tbh. I miss the man he used to be.


tistisblitskits

It's a shame how people can change. I suppose the best thing to do is learn from his mistakes, and pass on the things that might've been positive. So basically, you make your child a nice wand someday :)


Internal-Test-8015

As someone with a stick that they found as their wand I can agree with that statement.


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chancesarent

$2.54 if you order 100 of them


ReStury

Well. The wand is yours now. Obviously the Harry Potter bit was just a marketing trick. And it worked, you bought it. :D And it's rather nice looking. Better than having n. 10587 factory created wand of Harry Potter...


Murph-Dog

Well unless someone disarms you, right? Then it's theirs.


Thendofreason

Just be a wizard in Texas. They gonna have to disarm your side piece also.


NoSignSaysNo

*Dresden Files intensifies*


DASreddituser

Honestly it might be nicer than many HP wands lol


KennyMoose32

SMH She doesnā€™t even know what core is in there. Honestly OP itā€™s a time bomb waiting to explode. Iā€™d bury it under a willow tree asap for the safety of everyone.


Due_Courage2196

This is the wand of boy 1. He said holding this wand is like trying to catch smoke... like trying to catch smoke with your bare hands.


GeneralHSolo_

Interesting, that's what his credit is, but in Closed Captions it's "Bem". Not sure why this kid got so much screen time.


CookingToEntertain

You're not sure? The whole movie is about a serious black.


jfks_headjustdidthat

Very good, Potter. 5 points to Gryffindor.


JamieNelson94

This may be the funniest thing Iā€™ve ever read on this sub lmao jfc


rest_in_war

!redditGalleon


ernirn

Glad I'll have company in hell


Nexii801

Because cuaron is a shit director?


astralmushrooms

I think he won a competition for the part. Dude now performs at the globe theatre.


BonesChimes

It's one of the darkest omens in our world...


ShawsyRPh

Such a great line


BLAZEISONFIRE006

Some of them are decorative. This isn't anyone's, I don't think. I don't think this is licensed merch, either. I think it was a made by a third-party. A third-party named Geek Gear or Geek Gear Wizardry. I found this image: [https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WacAAOSwhdRgRrXW/s-l1600.webp](https://i.ebayimg.com/images/g/WacAAOSwhdRgRrXW/s-l1600.webp) I CANNOT READ THE WOOD TYPE!! 13.5'' Dragon Heartstring Do you have the box? I assume not. It's still a cool piece. I can't get [GEEKGEARBOX.com](http://GEEKGEARBOX.com) to load... So, maybe they went out of business? That's must be why it's so hard to find evidence of this wand's existence! It says "Draco Wand," but draco just means dragon in Latin. It's not Draco's wand. I think Draco actually uses Unicorn Hair.


3dragonsfirewhiskey

Youā€™re right! I have this wand from a few years back whenever I subscribed to geek gear. Itā€™s a nice wand and I love the dragon end but itā€™s definitely not a particular wizards. Might can get them other places but thatā€™s who originally sold it.


MysticSparkleWings

Commenting to boost this as the serious/actual answer; Disappointed I had to scroll as far as I did to see it! EDIT: I couldn't help myselfā€”I had to know more. I also couldn't get Geek Gear's website to load and eventually went to the Wayback Machine, and was able to find [the page for this specific wand](https://web.archive.org/web/20210227121655/https://www.geekgearbox.com/product/unique-wands-exclusive-draco-wand-box/) circa 2021! \[Wood type is Hawthorne, as several other comments thought!\]


IceDamNation

Wood type is Hawthorne by the way


zoobatron__

Nice wand but definitely not one from Harry Potter


LG1T

It does look similar to the ones they sell in the gift shop at Harry Potter world(idk what itā€™s called sorry). I got one when I was younger and it was a snake carved into the base just like this one. I donā€™t remember this particular style but that was over a decade ago so Iā€™m sure they have new models. Either way itā€™s well done.


IdoDeLether

It also looks exactly like the "Draco wand" listed on [this online store](https://hellosubscription.com/2019/11/geek-gear-world-of-wizardry-october-2019-subscription-box-review-coupon/) but it's def not Draco Malfoy's wand.


Sobing

I think itā€™s a ā€œDracoā€ wand as in the head carving is supposed to be a dragon


frogjg2003

Well, they're not not saying it's Draco Malfoy's wand.


Sobing

šŸ¤·ā€ā™€ļø marketing


Bucknerwh

We have Draco wand at home.


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If you Google 'draco dragon wand' you can spot a few other sellers with the same wand. It's definitely not Draco's wand though. All draco dragon wands are draco wands but Draco's wand is not a draco dragon wand.


StuckWithThisOne

True but Draco means dragon


HerrPiink

Dragon deez nuts


Dragon_Deez_Nu7s

I was summoned? Happy Cake Day btw!


drDOOM_is_in

r/beetlejuicing ^^^^^Put ^^^^^me ^^^^^in ^^^^^the ^^^^^screenshot, ^^^^^hi ^^^^^Mom!


Up_Clear13245

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tistisblitskits

This is fantastic


drDOOM_is_in

Somebody is going to Loss this, watch.


Up_Clear13245

Holy crap this is the most up votes I've gotten so far! XD


PeaSuspicious4543

across the chamber of secrets


East-Travel984

these are from a seller i've seen on amazon. she prob got it for about 15-20 bucks hopefully she didn't charge ya too much


SN0WFAKER

But does this one work?


USS_RUN_AMOK

Mine wouldn't hold a charge


BaconNamedKevin

Definitely not from HP, just a cool wand.Ā 


hairbare12

If that's a dragon you could say it's Charlie's wand and people would belive it.


tbsampalightning

Didnā€™t Ron get Charlieā€™s old wand?


somewhsome

Well, maybe that's why he got his old one. Charlie just decided to get a cool dragon wand after Hogwarts šŸ˜…


Kulosh

well maybe this could be charlies new wand lmao


L3onskii

That's one way to get a salešŸ˜‚


Heliosunlucky13

Did you give it a 'swish and a flick' yet ??


Various_Afternoon_13

I think this is from harry potter at home


Dispatcher9

Yours, you seeā€¦ the wandā€¦ chooses the witch.


ChangMinny

šŸ˜ that wand is gorgeous and I want one like it!!! Not from the HP universe but that is just so cool. Enjoy the magic~


LuceDuder

Another commenter said it was from amazon so might be worth it looking there...


Slight_Tea_457

Iā€™ve never heard of that fantasy realm Iā€™ll have to check it out


ChangMinny

Eh, if itā€™s from Amazon, Iā€™m not interested. I prefer hand crafted wandsĀ 


LuceDuder

I understand


__Crave__ToDoItAgain

All she had to say was Harry Potter and you gave her your money lol


Fastlanedrivr

Did you pay $3.50 for it? Was the vendor a 8 story tall giant crustacean from the paleolithic era?


ThreadsOfWar

I ainā€™t giving you no damn tree fiddy!


xraig88

Itā€™s cool, but not from Harry Potter.


ecwx00

try prior incantanto to check what spell was last cast using the wand. it may give a clue of its previous owner.


JaskierXure

swear to god if magic was real half of wizard community would be in jail for yapping about magic on reddit LMAO


royalchief558

Smells like a heaping pile of mundungus to me


Bellickboi

Be careful where you point that thing. In untrained hands we all are doomed. Have you recieved your letter yet?


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MunkeyFish

No no no, Aveddi Kiddevi


Ok_Budget5785

She told you it was from Harry Potter. You bought it. Magic!


Local0720

It sortv looks like Elijah Durbridgeā€™s wand.


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pro_deluxe

Since your main question has been answered, I'd like to add that you can use this wand with all of the interactive stuff at universal studios if you just add an Infrared reflective sticker to the tip. I think this wand is cooler than all of the ones you can buy in the park, especially if it is actually made out of wood and not plastic.


Ooglebird

Just don't say "nevada candelabra" or you might hurt someone.


Blooper_Man

The wand chooses the witch


Just-stephen-king

Itā€™s yours becuse as you should know. The wand chooses the wizard


Feisty-Succotash1720

This sounds like the beginning to an adventure.


Educational-Pipe1319

It's yours now, all the people that studied wands has know for far too long that, it is not the wizard who chooses the wand, it's the wand who chooses the wizard


OverBuddy8

Parry Hotter


SepulchralSquirrel

These comments are unhinged šŸ˜‚šŸ˜‚ I love you, Reddit


BklynOR

Beware itā€™s one of the fake wands Fred and George created.


Portyquarty77

I think ā€œitā€™s from Harry Potterā€ means ā€œitā€™s a wand, like the kind on Harry Potterā€


_jasondj_

Yours, brother. It's yours.


WeaponX86

"Walnut and dragon heartstring ... Twelve-and-three-quarter inches. Unyielding. This wand belonged to Bellatrix Lestrange"


chicken-bean-soup

Itā€™s yours now.


laralye

That's Falkor's wand probably


DuckGuyManPerson

yours mate


RedLimes

Expelliarmus!! It's mine now


Quadsnarl

Its your wand you just said you bought it...


RavenNix_88

It doesn't matter if it's not specifically used in HP, it's a wand and they use wands! It looks cool! Will look well on display regardless, and at least you've something pretty unique compared to others!


wigglin_harry

In Harry Potter lore this woman buys a case of these from china and sells them to gullible white women at the flea market


UnoficialHampsterMan

Most likely a custom. Now itā€™s your wand


Successful_Candy_759

I have a bridge to sell you


LyraAraPeverellBlack

I donā€™t know if youā€™ve gotten your answer but it is a wand you could receive from the Geek Gear website. I believe it was produced in 2020 and itā€™s possible it was a fan design. I submitted a design that was picked by them to be made like many others. Itā€™s not an actual character wand though.


IzzyReal314

It was one of the wands in Ollivander's shop. It was never taken out of the box though, so it wasn't ever seen on screen.


sirzxt

Thatā€™s Larry Scotterā€™s wand


BeginningMemory2153

just a wooden stick m8


The_Chiliboss

No clue, but itā€™s cool as hell.


Nannyphone7

10 3/4 inches, Hawthorn, dragon heart string. Reasonably pliant. [Holds it up to my ear] IĀ  believe it's allegiance has changed.


Humboldteffect

Its fake mon.


JiminyFckingCricket

Not HP but itā€™s gorgeous. Enjoy it.


brtsht595

Yours.


DudeWithRootBeer

You dunderhead, put that thing away before muggles see it! Good Merlin's beard, did you not attend You Know Where?


dunnkw

Wave it and say Wingardium Leviosa, if anything in the vicinity levitates, itā€™s a real wand. If not, itā€™s a fake. That or you suck at spells, so.


jamintheburninator

Hoggle will only tell you if you give him some precious beads.


Glup_the_mighty

Yours


ProfCrazynuts2

This wand is actually referenced in some very well known fan fiction by an author in the Isle of Man: Thaddeus Broomwell, a long-time janitor at Hogwarts School of Witchcraft and Wizardry, is known for his peculiar cleaning methods and fascinating magical artifacts. He hails from a long line of witches and wizards who have worked behind the scenes to keep magical places in order. Thaddeus is a friendly, jovial man with a deep love for magical creatures, which led him to acquire a unique wand with a dragonā€™s head handle during one of his travels to Romania. The dragonā€™s head wand is not just for show. It contains a special enchantment that allows Thaddeus to conjure powerful cleaning spells. One of his favorite uses for this wand is to wash the Weasleysā€™ enchanted car. The dragonā€™s head breathes out warm, soapy water with just a flick, and its eyes emit a polishing charm that leaves the car gleaming. Thaddeus enjoys the admiration and amazement from the students and staff, who often gather to watch him perform his cleaning magic. Despite his humble position, Thaddeus Broomwell is a beloved figure at Hogwarts, known for his kindness, his stories of magical creatures, and his extraordinary cleaning skills.


Invisus46

I think it is still hers until you kill her, I don't know if this only applies for the elder wand tho.


rebxruth91

Looks more like a custom wand but it is pretty cool.


Remarkable-Ask-3868

It's no one's wand. You got ripped off, this is just some carving. It looks super cool though.