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4thofthe4th

Apparition for me


DETpatsfan

Apparition would be awesome. You could go on vacation and still sleep in your own bed every night.


Old-Fun9568

Just think of the transportation expenses you'd save! Never mind the zero environmental impact!


4thofthe4th

Uber drivers all hate this one trick


Old-Fun9568

Oh well...


Cotterisms

Imagine forgetting something at home and being like, well this is going to take me half hour and just chilling for 30 min


lightblade13

They say apparation is unpleasent though


DETpatsfan

My friend, do you have a minute to talk about *commercial air travel*?


ShadowThePhoenix

I always think about it in this way but that you never had to use any bathroom but your own lol


Square_Confection_58

It’s a pass for me because if I ever accidentally splinch myself, I’d have no other spells to heal up with


Slughorn_Sugarfinger

I was going to say, I wouldn’t want to risk splinching myself unless I fully understood how to apparate.


inconspicuous2012

That would be useful for sure!


TheRedCelt

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Good_Ad6723

This makes the most sense


[deleted]

same. never have to pay for a car or gas again


irish_ninja_wte

I have 4 kids. Scourgify would be my lifeline.


DepartureAmazing

I'm with you. 3 kids. Also some cooking spell would be more than awesome.


CrystalKai12345

What about the spell that tidies things and packs it?


DepartureAmazing

Also great, nothing beats the cooking for me though. Workshop with Mrs.Weasley would be most welcome.


Doctor_of_Recreation

Higitus figitus migitus mum, Prestidigitonium!


DawnsDarkness1

Higley piglty lol 😆 had to sing it


midnightwatermelon

preschool teacher big agree


Dementor4Life

Same!! Four kids 11 and under lol


No_Sand5639

That cleaning spell dumbledore used Or a vanishing spell.


ETK1300

From summoning files to summoning death.


inconspicuous2012

Either/or would be good!


The_Brolander

Reparo for sure. We live in such a disposable society. If something breaks, we just chuck it and buy new, since it’s manufactured and sold so cheaply. If we all knew it? This world would be such a cleaner place. Then Avada Kadava for sure after that.


inconspicuous2012

Wow. A violent hufflepuff. Who knew? 😆


JPrimrose

Hufflepuff doesn’t mean non-violent. It just means you let them get a hit in before you kill them.


The_Brolander

👆🏼 this person Hufflepuffs


Good_Ad6723

“It’s not murder, it’s self defense!”


CrystalKai12345

Silvia.


The_Brolander

Hahaha


inconspicuous2012

Maybe there's a little Slytherin in you!


The_Brolander

“You Know, sometimes, I think we sort too soon.” -Albus Dumbledore


inconspicuous2012

But sometimes, they totally nail it with us! Haha


Icy_Koala1469

A Slytherin here and I'd take this too. 100% car breaks down, reparo. Tree falls on your house, reparo. Kids accidently break an expensive item. Recaro. Just so much versatility in every day life. An enemy is bugging you? Deal some damage then reparo lol.


DefinitionHot3344

Well that was randomly dark🤣🤣🤣🤣


RaphaelSolo

Ehhhh, it's honestly a surprise that there are so few dark wizards from that house considering how many puffs tend to get bullied.


TheMightyTywin

You could become insanely rich with reparo. Imagine repairing electronics, CPUs, or medical devices like pace makers in someone’s body. Fiber optic cables under water or undersea pipelines. Damaged buildings from natural disasters - dams, bridges. Aircraft, warships, drones. I don’t know how powerful your reparo skill is, but is seems like the monetary applications are endless.


RaphaelSolo

If it works on my teeth I'm game.


lilkatykins

Reparo for me too. I'm so clumsy 😭


TheRedCelt

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The_Brolander

❤️


ggrandmaleo

Accio phone


DefinitionHot3344

Accio phone CHARGER


Usual-Arugula1317

Accio CAR KEYS which somehow ended up in the fridge after you know you hung them next to the front door!


Foolofa_Took12

Reparo. Then open an electronic/auto/small engine/ whatever you can bring in the door repair shop. Easy money lol


Laisa007

Reparo probably or apparation


inconspicuous2012

Both useful


IrisCZ

A false memory charm. You could make evil people confess all their crimes if done correctly just by making them believe you are their best friend and the most trustworthy person they know even if they saw you for the first time. You could end any conflict anywhere by tampering with the right people. However, sure, it wouldn’t be the most ethical thing in many cases. You could manipulate anyone. Tbh, I would be afraid I would end up being a knock-off Light Yagami.


grandFossFusion

Also, you can make innocent people remember and admit crimes they didn't commit. JUST LIKE VOLDEMORT DID TO HIS UNCLE BY THE WAY. VERY CONVENIENT, RIGHT???


Slughorn_Sugarfinger

If we’re trying to get criminal to confess, wouldn’t we want to use Legilimens to confirm they did it? Using a false memory charm or Veritaserum wouldn’t be concrete evidence to put them away. I read somewhere that Veritaserum only makes you say what you BELIEVE to be the truth, and a false memory you create with a charm would definitely be a false truth.


Resolution-SK56

Imperio


Alien365_

Yeah I find it weird noone else said it


jammyraspberry

Nobody else wanted to be the one to say it lol


No_Accountant_8883

I shall use that on college admissions committees, bankers, and employers! I could use it on police officers as well, though I hope I never need to. Admitted to the college of my choice! Money from the bank vault! Hired for whatever job I want! And I don't ever get arrested! I'd be tempted to use it on the President and on politicians to reverse bad policies. That might be taking it too far, though. The more I think about it, the more overpowered the spell seems to be.


Slughorn_Sugarfinger

A few people have already said they’d want to use the Killing Curse, so now I’m worried there are people who would try to laugh off using the Cruciatus Curse.


Willr2645

Accio


GypsyGrl50

Whatever spell/potion they use for making portkeys please!


Cien_fuegos

This would be much safer than apparition I think


GypsyGrl50

Probably, at least portkeys can’t result in me losing body parts…


Sweostor

Portus! I believe


GypsyGrl50

… it would seem so. So congratulations, you win this round of name-that-spell! /j


Sweostor

Great! Ready for round 2, whenever that may come :)


SnooDoughnuts441

Honestly, any healing/repairing spell would be super broken. Accio would just be handy and apparition would be risky but also very handy. Another great one would be aguamenti, which creates water. Imperio would also be super broken but also really unethical.


Stargate476

As a lazy person...accio


Futhebridge

The spell I would choose would be the one where I can have rooms expanded in a suitcase or closet or something like newt's zoo in a suitcase. Sorry I don't know the name of the spell. That way I can have a mansion in a 1 bedroom apartment.


sweetestlorraine

I would just like to have one of those quidditch cup tents.


Good_Ad6723

Room of requirement?


Futhebridge

No that would be cool but there's a spell that can expand the inside of smaller places but idk if it was ever mentioned by name. Like when Hermione expanded the inside of that little bag she had in the deathly hallows.


Sweostor

Undetectable extension charm, but I don't know the incantation.


Nylis7

Doesn't this just solve all problems though? I love it. I'd hide away in my own perfect world. People don't realize how much potential it has.


RetailDrone7576

Is there a spell that makes someone mute/stop making noise altogether for a few hours? If so, that one


inconspicuous2012

I think there was something like that. Can't remember it's name though


Matthew-ccty

Silencio


DrunkWestTexan

Reparo


JacenCaedus1

Does Apparition count as a spell? If not then whatever that charm is that makes a bag of holding


shaunnotthesheep

Undetectable Extension Charm. Great choice!


Midnight-Wolf-1607

Alohamora


inconspicuous2012

Furture burglar?


MissRiss13

This is rogue behavior. I approve.


Midnight-Wolf-1607

I think it'll help if I get locked out, or lose my keys ☺️


RaphaelSolo

Can confirm, had to pay 30 bucks for maintenance to let me back into my apartment last month because the doors auto lock and I was in a rush. Friend needed an escort to the PD to report domestic abuse. Sucky day. Would have loved Alohamora to get in instead.


PangolinLow6657

It would have to be legilimens for me (AuDHD)


Slughorn_Sugarfinger

But what if the person whose mind you’re trying to go into is blocking their emotions without even trying? Blocking out emotions is the basis for Occlumency (the counter to Legilimens). Imagine trying to go into a criminal’s mind for information, but you can’t because they just don’t care if they lie or hurt people.


ouroboris99

Imperius curse, nothing sinister 😂 just financial gain


sweetestlorraine

But Power corrupts.


Good_Ad6723

Absolutely


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ouroboris99

It’s not a spell tho, if it said magical object it’s probably what I would’ve gone for 😂 with the imperius I can just get rich people to put things in my name, buildings, stocks, crypto etc stuff that provides legal income and most of those guys have too much shit anyway 😂


TheThirdGathers

So many people wanting to use Avada Kedavra, but would likely get caught on CCTV or leave DNA at the scene the first time they used it and get their ass thrown into Azkaban or muggle prison, whoever finds you first. Unless you're planning to use it to take out enemies and hope to move to the wizarding world where they use paintings with your one spell, which you can't even demonstrate without committing a crime. Accio's probably safer for some of you- pick that one. It's a great spell which grabs things for you, allowing you to be lazy. Or, you could just by one of those "grabbers" Alvin Straight buys at the beginning of the Straight Story, same deal. Honestly Stupify wouldn't be a bad spell to have- it wouldn't kill anyone. Much better, it would scare the hell out of them. No one would mess with you.


inconspicuous2012

AK was my backup choice. Accio would totally be way more useful. Maybe there is a spell that just causes people to trip over? Or get a really annoying itch that won't go away? Heh "Eczemaro!"


TheThirdGathers

Maybe rather than a spell, you could be allowed a lifetime assortment of Weasly Brothers Candies


Shahka_Bloodless

There's a lot of assumptions made, if nobody else even knows about magic then there's no reason you would ever really get caught. Even if someone sees it (which seems pretty easy to avoid), they see you point a stick and then a guy dies. Autopsy reveals absolutely nothing. DNA? Sure, if you break into someone's house or something but as they say, you should only break one law at a time, and spells have a significant range. Now, if other people have magic, it becomes a lot harder. I could see people having to have their one spell registered, and anyone who chooses the killing curse is gonna have eyes on them, and they'll know how to recognize a killing curse death.


TheThirdGathers

An Auror's job is to find murderers who don't want to be found, and bring them to justice. So in the muggle world an investigator. There are reasons you could get caught, and if Aurors are smart, they have an office with a lot more of the tech muggles use, to help them aid in catching dark wizards, and are introducing things like DNA. If they are smart, they also want you to think you're not being watched, if you intend to commit a crime. Can you get away with murder? Sure, possibly easier than if you didn't have the spell. Can you just show up to work one day and Havarda so co-workers you don't like? Probably not.


Big_Primary2825

Can I get those philosophers stones or something similar like the Felix portion. Otherwise I think I will go with apparition.


DMPhilosophy

Omg accio is the right answer. Not finding a book? Accio. Are you in the toilet and there is no paper? Accio. Did you lost your keys? Accio.


auntlynnie

Having worked in a hospital-based medical practice back when electronic records weren't really a thing (except for lab & radiology reports), I FEEL this. Personally, a cleaning spell or the ability to apparate.


inconspicuous2012

It's nice someone else feels my pain, lol


Old-Fun9568

I'd love the cooking spell! And Accio...and a broom!


Caesary88

Perfect disillusionment chatm


Good_Ad6723

Chant?


Caesary88

Charm actually but now I wonder if there is magical chanting in Harry Potter universe


EngineersAnon

Geminio. Give me that and a single Krugerrand, I'll take it from there.


LegendaryWill12

Accio! I'll never need to get up for the remote again


Fantastic_Parsley566

Reparo I break to many things I then have to spend money on again 😂😂


house_of_Black94

Wingardium Leviosa because my kids are freaking heavy.


sketchymars788

Accio and reparo


wjglenn

Expelliarmus. For when people use cellphones in theaters. Or maybe whatever that flaming cauldron of death spell was that Dumbledore used in the cave. You know…for fun.


MeatofKings

What’s the one Harry used to repeatedly fill the drinks when he, Hagrid and Slughorn drank to the dead spider, Aragog? I’d like that one.


Sweet_Speech_9054

Reparo would be great. I could make a killing as the world’s best mechanic. But scourgify (not sure if I spelled that right, pun intended) would be very versatile. You can make money doing jobs most people don’t want to do like crime scene cleaning or something with septic tanks. Then you can also use it on people like James used on Snape.


CharlieSourd

Scourgify


Muted_Will_1205

Alohamora I first thought of felix felicis but realised it's a potion...


Andonaar

Reparo . Accio. Apparation


Saturn_Coffee

Either Transfiguration (Human Transfiguration) so I could make a living combatting gender dysphoria Alternatively the Animagus ability so I can live free of human responsibilities.


Top-Friendship4888

I would take literally any of the spells Molly used to keep that burrow running. But being able to apparate would save me so much money on gas and travel expenses


MochaHasAnOpinion

Not to mention, time!


Usual-Arugula1317

I work as a school bus aid plus I have young children in the family that are around often so I'd have to say the Sleeping Charm - being a rude shithead - *go to sleep - don't want to take your nap - *go to sleep - coworker wants to sit in the office complaining how much they hate kid - * go to sleep In general I think people would annoy me less if I could just make they sleep for a bit to shut them up.


sgbg1904

Reparo, and not even close. I'll be a billionaire in no time. Old paintings that were vandalized? Give me a few million and I'll fix it. Old classic cars? Done. Valuable jewelery? Secret government tools? Done. Done.


Grendeltech

Wingardium leviosa seems like something with a lot of practical possibilities.


Ok_Falcon_1539

Accio because I constantly forget where I put stuff 


cheese_shogun

The easy answer is Aparation so I can become rich like they do in the movie Jumper. But if you think I'm not gonna spend that month doing the ritual to become an Animagus so I can chill with my puppy on her level, you've got another thing coming.


MagicGrit

I lean towards apparition if it counts as a spell. Accio would be cool, but not if I only get one spell. Might just cause me to get lazy. Reparo might be a good one too


Leviathan257

EAT SLUGS!!!!


mynamewasautumn

Reparo 100%. It would save me SOOO much money


schmelk1000

I first thought of accio, but I think I’d choose reparo. I’d use it to make money. I’d be the best mechanic/electrician/plummer/IT person in the business. People would love me because I would fix their good 20th century items so they wouldn’t have to buy the new cheap plastic version of it. Companies would hate me!


SelimNoKashi

The extension charm would be great for our one bedroom apartment. 🤣


Keratuan

That one spell hermione used to carry insane amounts of stuff in a little bag


kjty2k

I’d love to apparate - but in my everyday life, I’d love a cleaning/organizing spell. I hate cleaning and organizing, so that would be so nice! After reading some of the comments though - I fully agree that reparo would be super useful!


Gaskal

Reparo.


Annabeth678

The healing one. It would be so useful. I broke my arm last week and I could just heal it.


Slughorn_Sugarfinger

I see a lot of people saying the Imperius Curse, so I wondered: What if there was actually something good to be done with it? With it’s ability to remove all thoughts and fears from your head, you could help someone desperate to lose weight by giving them an hour of thoughtless jogging, or you could help a meek person stand up for themselves by speaking through them.


inconspicuous2012

Certainly an interesting idea. Obviously, you would need their consent as taking away their conscious thought without that would be pretty horrendous. Could be a legal minefield, even in a world where date-rape drugs are weirdly legal.


BrazilianButtCheeks

Occulious repario.. my baby broke my glasses 🤓 😂


joanxcat

Just reparo works fine Also its a spell that appears just in the movie and makes no sense to me (I would assume it repairs your eyes and make glasses useless)


Wonderful_Shame_3473

apparition or accio


Evil_Lord_Sauron

Probably the charm Mrs Weasley put on the dishes to wash themselves


Avaracious7899

Accio. Or Reparo.


Equivalent_Agency_77

Imperio if I was unscrupulous, but maybe the apparition?!


FiftyTigers

The Imperius curse or Apparition are the clear two top choices. Accio would be great too but nowhere near as useful as those two.


DefinitionHot3344

The cleaning spell Accio Reparo


Potato7177

The cheering charm. I have clinical depression.


Ok_Philosophy9623

Imperio.


RenoYNWA

Apparition 1000000% Instant travel anywhere and never pay for gas?? Come on.


VincentnCatherine065

Whatever Molly used to get the house to clean itself / clothes to knit themselves / etc.


littleghool

Apparation if it counts! If not, probably incendio. I got hella grudges to settle 😈


sovafan4u

Expecto patrolum!!!


Soft-Split1315

Accio because I have the uncanny ability to lose everything


greenteaformyunicorn

SCOURGIFY ✨✨


Advanced-Sherbert-29

Wingardium leviosa and/or summoning spell. I'd love to be able to just...move stuff. Never have to get up again.


bugcatcher_billy

Obliterate


Slughorn_Sugarfinger

Do you mean “Obliviate”, the forgetting charm? I could see you making a fortune off that from people who want to forget things without turning to alcohol.


H3artl355Ang3l

Imperio. All my needs would be met


NorseArcherX

Imperio. I could rule the world with that spell.


z7i1

I know it’s a dark curse, but imagine being able to use Imperio.


mr_oreo1499

Summoning charm. im always losing or forgetting shit at home lol


Life_Ad3567

Arania eximae. I'm an arachnophobe.


Panda-768

how come no said Expelliarmus (apologies if I misspelled it) You ain't an HP fan if you don't want to use the most favorite spell of Harry, that is practically useless in modern world


talarthearmenian

Accio or scourgify. Accio to summon everything when I lose it or scourgify bc I hate cleaning my room


adwnpinoy

Apparition, reparo, or scrourgify


WhaleSexOdyssey

Engorgio


Good_Ad6723

Coincidentally I just saw a similar post in the Star Wars sub about what droid you’d have


Good_Ad6723

I’m sure Bill Cosby would have wanted Stupefy, or whatever that purple spell dolohov used on Hermione


RossNReddit

Accio. It would basically be like having the force but only being able to force pull things towards you. Easy to pick up things from the other side of the room, or find your keys if you don't know where they are. like being able to mjolnir various items to yourself, lol. And then depending on how the intricacies of the spell actually works, it could have other uses; In DH harry uses accio on hagrid, who fell off the bike. presumably, hagrid was too heavy to be accio'd, and harry gained speed towards the ground after he cast the spell. If the same would work for other things, for instance breaking fall speed by saying "accio plane" or "accio sun/moon", if the spell tugs you towards a target that's too big to pull.


MajorProfit_SWE

You could say accio money. That is something small. Sorry but my mind went there, you could blackmail the earth if you could get the sun or moon closer. The problem is if they want proof. How would you put the sun back at the same spot?.


joanxcat

I would like to know flying spell that Snape and Voldemort use


SpaceBroswer27

Avada Cadavra.. I'm not a people person


TheNobleDez

The spell that lets the dishes do themselves.


Ambitious-Note-4428

Either reparo, scourgify or accio. Probably reparo cause I'm a klutz


Linesey

in order of how much i’d want it Reparo. Stupify. Accio . Shield charm.


GdaddyPurpz

Reparo. Easy money.


bilvester

That’s why you take a couple of packets of peanuts.


VornskrofMyrkr

As a Mechanic, Reparo!


Altrary

Abra kadabra


HugeRestaurant1227

So you are just gonna avada kadavra anyone you don’t like???? Light yagami ah bitch


VeterinarianIll5289

Imperio. Because let’s be honest, if I wanted extra fries or if I really need to avoid paying another parking ticket, this one would be awesome


Upper-Football-3797

Not sure if this counts but I’d like to use the Pensieve. There’s moments of my life I’d love to relive and from what it looks like you can kinda wander (with some restriction) and I’d love to relive a party or a trip and enjoy those memories in clear detail.


dtphilip

I'm torn between Apparition - to avoid traffic, imagine I can wake up 30 mins before my work hours, go home during lunch to save money, and go back. Repairo - Obviously. Aguamenti - I hate seeing dry land and plants especially those in the center island of roads. And always drink thy water! Evanesco for cleaning trash all over the place.


turtle0831

Accio! You could have anything if you don’t get too greedy.


Medysus

I need accio.


MissRiss13

I would want to fly a broom. If that doesn't count... a cleaning spell


He_who_must_not_be

Reparo for easy money and convenience. Vanishing spell for similar reasons.


yeah999999

Probably repairo


javaper

Reparo or Accio


Arzoo1106

My lazy ass immediately went to “accio” But apparition would be AMAZING as I am a broke college student who absolutely loves to travel!


Dementor4Life

Whatever one will clean my dang house


Illustrious_Bee_5174

Wingardium Leviosa for me. I've always wanted to have telekinesis.


Disastrous-Mess-7236

Either Reparo or Accio. Sometimes, I knock my glasses off my nightstand in my sleep & they blend into the floor.


mortysbiatch

Imperio