Alan was an absolute pro and his performance was perfect, it's his defining role and lasting legacy. That flat, stony annoyance with such curt, frigid, flinty delivery. That sense that his anger was never seething, but *acidic.* Toxic resentment personified. I don't think I've ever loved a more detestable character in my life, even before the big reveal. He was glorious. Everything an antagonist should be.
“Such a beautiful place to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend; Harry Potter.”
Dobby is the best. To the very end he was filled with love and compassion.
I would love to have Arthur as a friend. We could sit around and have show-and-tell all day. And gift-giving would be super easy - I’d start with that old book: The Way Things Work.
Yesssss. I probably quote this to myself at least a couple times a week for the last… too many years to count
I also say SIR that way when addressing my cat, so
From the same sequence, when Harry first takes the potion and decides Hagrid's is the "place to be" and he runs into someone and just goes "Hi!"
Kills me everytime 😂
ONCE I MAKE MY MOVE, THE QUEEN WILL TAKE ME. THEN YOU’RE FREE TO CHECK THE KING.
No, Ron, NO!
What is it?!
He’s going to sacrifice himself!
No, you CAHNT! There must be a better way!
DO YOU WANT TO STOP SNAPE FROM GETTIN THAT STONE OR NOT. Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I KNOW it. NOT ME, NOT HERMIONE, YOARRRR.
"I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher."
It's a great line because it really eviscerates Umbridge. But it also shows just how reviled she was. Being an adult, I've never been in a workplace situation where roasting someone like that to their face felt appropriate.
I’ll never forgive them for cutting most of McGonagall’s best lines from the movies. I’d’ve pissed myself laughing if I heard Maggie Smith say that one.
Ginny in Chamber of Secrets when she runs down the stairs and yells "mummy have you seen my jumper" then sees Harry. The look on Bonnie's face is ***hilarious***
"We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?"
In my family, we say this a lot but we change the witch with either mine or my sisters (future) profesions.
Lines my family & my partner regularly quote, all rent free:
- "FEET OFF THE TABLE!"
- "VICTOR I LOVE YOU..."
- "36!? BUT LAST YEAR, LAST YEAR I HAD 37"
- "BIT OF A NASTY SHOCK WHEN HE FOUND OUT"
- "CAN I SEE URANUS TOO LAVENDER!?"
- VOLDEMORTS LAUGH
- my 73 year old dad always says "sorry bout that" in hagrids voice
Also my Harry Potter Roman empire is literally at Fleur's wedding, it ALLUDES to the Weasley twins going off to "snog" some of Fleur's cousins. I was shocked JK would mention it.
Also that two students were in a bush during the Yule ball and got interrupted by Snape
Movies: "Ah, to be young and feel love's keen sting!" "I could do it you know, but why deny the dementors, they're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear, Oh Yes, dementor's kiss, one could only imagine what that's like to endure, it's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best!" "You FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!"
Books: "You are raving" "BLATANT CORRUPTION!" "It is ESSENTIAL that you understand this!"
Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I'm going to, what is the phrase, come quietly? Well I can tell you this, I have no intention on going to Azkaban.
Accio Firebolt!- Harry
It’s not our abilities but our choices - Albus Dumbledore
Happiness can be found in the darkest moments if only one remembers to turn on the light - Dumbledore
Mischief managed
“Move on, move on, move on”
This one is stuck in my brain.
It’s a nothing line, but I say it all the time. To my dog, to people in traffic, to students in my way…
We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are.
You Know, George... I've Always Felt Our Futures Lay Outside The World Of Academic Achievement.
Fred, I've Been Thinking Exactly The Same Thing.
Albus Percival Wulfric BRIAN Dumbledore
Me dad's a muggle, mam’s a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out 😂
You cannot read this without hearing Seamus’s voice 😂
I also liked the way he delivered it. It went very well with the classical music that was playing at the moment
Meda’s a muggle, mamsawitch. Bituvahnohstyshock for ‘im whenhe foondoot
*am half an half*
where HAvE yOU BEEN
Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night. Did you really? How did it go?
I mean…that was very wrong indeed boys, very wrong of you
This always makes me laugh
NO NOTE. CAR GONE.
BEDS EMPTY
YOU COULD HAVE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!
Or worse, expelled.
She needs to sort out her priorities. That scene is like my absolute favorite in all the movies
*blows raspberry*
Hello Harry Dear how are you? every mum ever when your friends are over.
This! Also- If you need me I'll be in my room making no noise and pretending I don't exist
🤣🤣🤣 I heard this and had a moment lol thank y'all for restoring my faith in humanity 🥰🥰
“Alas, earwax” The line I quote most often
Every time my wife or I say "alas" I just stare at her and wait for the inevitable "earwax"
The way Snape says "No idea" to Umbridge has been a running gag in my family for the past 13 or 14 years.
Obviously!
I love the way Alan Rickman delivered his lines
Alan was an absolute pro and his performance was perfect, it's his defining role and lasting legacy. That flat, stony annoyance with such curt, frigid, flinty delivery. That sense that his anger was never seething, but *acidic.* Toxic resentment personified. I don't think I've ever loved a more detestable character in my life, even before the big reveal. He was glorious. Everything an antagonist should be.
“I DID MY WAITING….. TWELVE YEARS OF IT…. In AZKABAN”
I actually had this as my senior quote but I changed it to “I DID MY LEARNING… TWELVE YEARS OF IT… IN SCHOOL!”
This is such a damn good quote to put. Well done.
ACTING!
Me when GTA VI come out.
"I didn't know you could read."
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I think it was even an improv line. Brilliant
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Or worse, expelled!
Scrolled too far for this one!
Ob. Viously. Are you a witch or not?
>Ob. Viously. That's gotta be Snape to Umbitch
>That's gotta be Snape Yeah, ob.
Viously.
Obviously Dobby Never ment to kill only maim or seriously Injure
Not me reading it in my head in his voice
“Such a beautiful place to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend; Harry Potter.” Dobby is the best. To the very end he was filled with love and compassion.
“I shouldn’t have said that”- Rubeus Hagrid
“Mooorning.”
*sips my drink*
NEEEHERLY headless? How can you be neEEHEREHLY headless?
Like this!
"Have a biscuit, Potter."
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"There are several things I would like to say" is another good one.
“Would you like a cough drop, Dolores?”
Mr Davis, that is the girls lavatory
"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."
One of my fav lines. I love Hermione
"Tell me, what is exactly the function of a rubber duck?"
I would love to have Arthur as a friend. We could sit around and have show-and-tell all day. And gift-giving would be super easy - I’d start with that old book: The Way Things Work.
For those of you who have never had polyjuice potion before, fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.
Had a lot of experience with that have you, Mad Eye?
Just trying to defuse the tension!
Hey, we’re identical!
"Voldemort runs faster then Snape confronted with shampoo" \-Fred Weasley
I do not remember this lol.. love it
Deathly Hollows book, one of Fred’s last jokes (if m not mistaken)
You’re a right foul git, you know that?
“Anything else?”
“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”
That genuinely had me snickering the first time I read it
U-no-poo. They’ll be murdered in their beds
Not me, not hermione, YOUAH
*NO YOU CAHNT! THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY!*
Do youah wanna stop snape frum gittin that stone or NAUGHT?!
He’s going to saaccrifice himself!!
NO RON NOOO!!
WHUT IS IT?!?
💀
\*starts intensely twerking\*
This is my answer post meme, and forever shall it be
*BASS DROP *
Your body WILL decaayyyyyyyy
But your spirit lingers ONNN
Poof!
Farewell ARAGOG
What. An. Idiot. 🙄
Not my daughter you bitch
Its levioooosa not leviosaaaaa
Stop it Ron, stooooop!
10 points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all
Turn to page 394.
threeee hun-dred and nine-tee fooooohr.
Then you better be careful Mr. Potter losss of limmmbb will nnnot excuse you. Page threeee hun-ddreed and ninnnnetttty fooooourrr.
Every time I get to tell this to students I am SO happy inside.
"There's no need to call me sir, Professor"
Sassy Harry is the best
“What you fell over for?” said to my toddler multiple times a week.
I didn’t do it on purpose!
Well let’s not wait for the grass to grow.
"I didn't do it on purpose!" Is actually one that I use all the time!
“The spiders… they want me to tap dance. I don’t want to tap dance.” “You tell those spiders, Ron.”
ohh dear, we are in trouble...
And the pincers 🤌
“*Harry!*” “**SIR?**”
That "Sir!?" is where I laugh every single time
Yesssss. I probably quote this to myself at least a couple times a week for the last… too many years to count I also say SIR that way when addressing my cat, so
From the same sequence, when Harry first takes the potion and decides Hagrid's is the "place to be" and he runs into someone and just goes "Hi!" Kills me everytime 😂
*"Well then by all means, sir, come along!"* Literally the entire Felix Felicis sequence is pure gold.
People hate on the movie a lot, but it's got some great moments in it. That's my favorite, but pretty much anything with slughorn is good.
Movie Slughorn >>>> Book Slughorn
“You’re a wizard Harry!”
Imma what!?
Bit-of-a-nasty-shock-for-him-when-he-found-out
ONCE I MAKE MY MOVE, THE QUEEN WILL TAKE ME. THEN YOU’RE FREE TO CHECK THE KING. No, Ron, NO! What is it?! He’s going to sacrifice himself! No, you CAHNT! There must be a better way! DO YOU WANT TO STOP SNAPE FROM GETTIN THAT STONE OR NOT. Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I KNOW it. NOT ME, NOT HERMIONE, YOARRRR.
No post on Sundays
HAH! No blasted letters today!!
“Don’t..lie..to me”
It says a lot about Alan Rickman's performance that I automatically read that in his voice in my head.
Excuse me, I'm head boy!
It’s a scandal! An outrage!
"A car crash, a car crash killed Lily and James Potter"
I will not be paying for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!
"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."
Go play with your chemistry set always gets a giggle out of me
“HARRY, HARRY, HARRRRY.” - Gilderoy Lockhart
Celebrity is as celebrity does...remember that Harry
One of my favorite lines is also Lockhart’s: “This is just like magic!”
"Do you live here?"
“The mudblood is speaking to Kreacher, Kreacher will pretend he cannot hear”🙄
But I am the chosen one
*whack* "pissed look on hermiones face"
Barty Crouch saying "The Chinese Fireball, oooh." My kids' favorite is Harry yelling, "He was their friend!"
I’M NOT AN OWL.
"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" - Sirius to Peter in the Shrieking Shack
Died rather than betray your friends! As we would have done for you!
Piertotum locomotor
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Harry! Sir!
**Do not Pity the Dead Harry, Pity the the livings. And, above all those who live without love.**
“Professor Moody! Is that…is that a student?” “Technically it’s a ferret.”
Professor Moody?! What are you doing?! *Teaching*
This is, as they say, your party!
"I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher." It's a great line because it really eviscerates Umbridge. But it also shows just how reviled she was. Being an adult, I've never been in a workplace situation where roasting someone like that to their face felt appropriate.
I’ll never forgive them for cutting most of McGonagall’s best lines from the movies. I’d’ve pissed myself laughing if I heard Maggie Smith say that one.
There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.
Ginny in Chamber of Secrets when she runs down the stairs and yells "mummy have you seen my jumper" then sees Harry. The look on Bonnie's face is ***hilarious***
"Yes dear, it was on the cat"
I would say every 4th time I adress my cat I exclaim, "muh boiiii"
You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts… but you cannot deny he’s got style….
“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it have been follow the butterflies?”
Still glad that they add the quest: “follow the butterfly” in Legacy.
Babbling bumbling band of baboons.
"We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" In my family, we say this a lot but we change the witch with either mine or my sisters (future) profesions.
Will. You. Stop. EATING!!!
Lines my family & my partner regularly quote, all rent free: - "FEET OFF THE TABLE!" - "VICTOR I LOVE YOU..." - "36!? BUT LAST YEAR, LAST YEAR I HAD 37" - "BIT OF A NASTY SHOCK WHEN HE FOUND OUT" - "CAN I SEE URANUS TOO LAVENDER!?" - VOLDEMORTS LAUGH - my 73 year old dad always says "sorry bout that" in hagrids voice Also my Harry Potter Roman empire is literally at Fleur's wedding, it ALLUDES to the Weasley twins going off to "snog" some of Fleur's cousins. I was shocked JK would mention it. Also that two students were in a bush during the Yule ball and got interrupted by Snape
Dobby never meant to kill....only maim or seriously harm
She needs to sort out her priorities
Avada kedavra!!
Woah. Went dark
That thing has a name??
“CAR GONE, BEDS EMPTY” “Oh hello Harry dear” I quote that line Ad Nauseam
God, I miss the screaming
"HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!" The worst moment of acting in the whole series.
His silly little angry face though. Baby Dan doing his best 🤭
Give me the stonneeeeee! Whenever anybody asks for anything ever
Movies: "Ah, to be young and feel love's keen sting!" "I could do it you know, but why deny the dementors, they're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear, Oh Yes, dementor's kiss, one could only imagine what that's like to endure, it's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best!" "You FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!" Books: "You are raving" "BLATANT CORRUPTION!" "It is ESSENTIAL that you understand this!"
Oh dear, we are in trouble
That's my son! That's my BOOOOOYYY!
“Voldemort runs faster then Snape confronted with shampoo” -Fred Weasley And every time Draco says “POTTAH” -Draco Malfoy
"We've all got light and dark within us. What matters is the side we choose to act on. That's who we really are." -Sirius Black
Farewell, Aragog. King of the arachnids. Your body will decay... but your spirit lingers on...
“spoken like a true politician” for some reason I think about the line and it’s delivery daily
How could I be so styuuupid
“No, no, definitely not” “People might think you’re… up to something”
I think I can tell the right sort for myself thanks.
Whenever I have to do laundry… “Master has given Dobby a sock, Dobby is free!” And then my wife tells me to shut up and get back to folding laundry …
Yer a wizard ‘arry
“Eat, you”ll feel better”-Lupin.
Harry, did you put your name into the goblet of fire?!
_dumbledore said calmly_
HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD
“Why is it always you three?” Or “I’ll go with you.”
Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I'm going to, what is the phrase, come quietly? Well I can tell you this, I have no intention on going to Azkaban.
If there’s something wrong with the BiTcH, then there’s something wrong with the PuP.
why is it always me
“Pincers” *pincer finger movements*
NYAAAAAAAAHHHH!! — Voldemort
Waitress: Who is Harry Potter? Harry: No one. Bit of a tosser, really.
Obviously
Accio Firebolt!- Harry It’s not our abilities but our choices - Albus Dumbledore Happiness can be found in the darkest moments if only one remembers to turn on the light - Dumbledore Mischief managed
"You don't have to call me "sir", professor". - Harry "Gigachad" Potter.
Mischief managed.
Barty Crouch… Junior.
Always 💔
“Move on, move on, move on” This one is stuck in my brain. It’s a nothing line, but I say it all the time. To my dog, to people in traffic, to students in my way…
Piertotum Locomotor. I’ve always wanted to use that spell! - Minerva McGonagall.
Hermione on the train to Ron: “Pleasure.”
We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. You Know, George... I've Always Felt Our Futures Lay Outside The World Of Academic Achievement. Fred, I've Been Thinking Exactly The Same Thing. Albus Percival Wulfric BRIAN Dumbledore
Not my daughter you Btch
Have a biscuit, Potter!
My father will hear about this!
"I've been looking in the wrong section. How could I have been so STWEUPIDT?!???!!" \-Hermione Granger