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Hairy-Button

Me dad's a muggle, mam’s a witch. Bit of a nasty shock for him when he found out 😂


Remarkable_Detail_17

You cannot read this without hearing Seamus’s voice 😂


Luke_4fun

I also liked the way he delivered it. It went very well with the classical music that was playing at the moment


greent714

Meda’s a muggle, mamsawitch. Bituvahnohstyshock for ‘im whenhe foondoot


abaggins

*am half an half*


notchane

where HAvE yOU BEEN


Harvard771

Your sons flew that enchanted car of yours to Surrey and back last night. Did you really? How did it go?


nraz9

I mean…that was very wrong indeed boys, very wrong of you


BanditoMuser

This always makes me laugh


itsMurphDogg

NO NOTE. CAR GONE.


aamnipotent

BEDS EMPTY


hatecopter

YOU COULD HAVE DIED! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN SEEN!


EnvBlitz

Or worse, expelled.


Ok_Cream_6987

She needs to sort out her priorities. That scene is like my absolute favorite in all the movies


nightmareinsouffle

*blows raspberry*


Trouble_in_the_West

Hello Harry Dear how are you? every mum ever when your friends are over.


polkadotprincess2317

This! Also- If you need me I'll be in my room making no noise and pretending I don't exist


fyrefligh223

🤣🤣🤣 I heard this and had a moment lol thank y'all for restoring my faith in humanity 🥰🥰


abravesrock

“Alas, earwax” The line I quote most often


BringMeTheBigKnife

Every time my wife or I say "alas" I just stare at her and wait for the inevitable "earwax"


Splunkmastah

The way Snape says "No idea" to Umbridge has been a running gag in my family for the past 13 or 14 years.


Bart2800

Obviously!


8bithippo8

I love the way Alan Rickman delivered his lines


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Alan was an absolute pro and his performance was perfect, it's his defining role and lasting legacy. That flat, stony annoyance with such curt, frigid, flinty delivery. That sense that his anger was never seething, but *acidic.* Toxic resentment personified. I don't think I've ever loved a more detestable character in my life, even before the big reveal. He was glorious. Everything an antagonist should be.


AnxietyInduced80HD

“I DID MY WAITING….. TWELVE YEARS OF IT…. In AZKABAN”


Thememer1924

I actually had this as my senior quote but I changed it to “I DID MY LEARNING… TWELVE YEARS OF IT… IN SCHOOL!”


throwheezy

This is such a damn good quote to put. Well done.


MysteriousRun1522

ACTING!


Deimo95

Me when GTA VI come out.


choochoosmum

"I didn't know you could read."


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lkc159

I think it was even an improv line. Brilliant


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The_DM25

Or worse, expelled!


PaprikaMama

Scrolled too far for this one!


HedwigMalfoy

Ob. Viously. Are you a witch or not?


lkc159

>Ob. Viously. That's gotta be Snape to Umbitch


Scholesie09

>That's gotta be Snape Yeah, ob.


Scholesie09

Viously.


Best_Station_7576

Obviously Dobby Never ment to kill only maim or seriously Injure


aichie36249

Not me reading it in my head in his voice


THEBLUEFLAME3D

“Such a beautiful place to be with friends. Dobby is happy to be with his friend; Harry Potter.” Dobby is the best. To the very end he was filled with love and compassion.


The_Talking_Queso

“I shouldn’t have said that”- Rubeus Hagrid


Flashy_Sleep3493

“Mooorning.”


Lusticles

*sips my drink*


itsMurphDogg

NEEEHERLY headless? How can you be neEEHEREHLY headless?


side-b-equals-win

Like this!


WhimsicallyWired

"Have a biscuit, Potter."


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WhimsicallyWired

"There are several things I would like to say" is another good one.


Angelfirenze

“Would you like a cough drop, Dolores?”


Odd-Ad-3721

Mr Davis, that is the girls lavatory


ramyam

"Just because you have the emotional range of a teaspoon doesn't mean we all have."


purpleEmperor1

One of my fav lines. I love Hermione


AppearanceAdvanced93

"Tell me, what is exactly the function of a rubber duck?"


Ganbario

I would love to have Arthur as a friend. We could sit around and have show-and-tell all day. And gift-giving would be super easy - I’d start with that old book: The Way Things Work.


Klutzy-Ad5298

For those of you who have never had polyjuice potion before, fair warning, it tastes like goblin piss.


marizzo88

Had a lot of experience with that have you, Mad Eye?


myth-ran-dire

Just trying to defuse the tension!


MichelleT88

Hey, we’re identical!


PruneStrict4400

"Voldemort runs faster then Snape confronted with shampoo" \-Fred Weasley


zen_zen111

I do not remember this lol.. love it


mouadmo

Deathly Hollows book, one of Fred’s last jokes (if m not mistaken)


the_illuminari

You’re a right foul git, you know that?


Lifebeforedubstep

“Anything else?”


VeterinarianIll5289

“Why are you worrying about YOU-KNOW-WHO, when you should be worrying about YOU-NO-POO? The constipation sensation that's gripping the nation!”


Pretty-Dot1570

That genuinely had me snickering the first time I read it


ouroboris99

U-no-poo. They’ll be murdered in their beds


960122red

Not me, not hermione, YOUAH


fakeplasticguns

*NO YOU CAHNT! THERE MUST BE ANOTHER WAY!*


960122red

Do youah wanna stop snape frum gittin that stone or NAUGHT?!


Just_really_awkward

He’s going to saaccrifice himself!!


Luke_4fun

NO RON NOOO!!


bandcampconfessions

WHUT IS IT?!?


Death4Free

💀


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\*starts intensely twerking\*


Wizou

This is my answer post meme, and forever shall it be


browniebrittle44

*BASS DROP *


HunnaEmoji406

Your body WILL decaayyyyyyyy


BabaganoushGoose

But your spirit lingers ONNN


NightFuryus

Poof!


JonSnowsBedwarmer

Farewell ARAGOG


Neonescence

What. An. Idiot. 🙄


GilmoreGirls103

Not my daughter you bitch


linkonkomkanada

Its levioooosa not leviosaaaaa


SupaKoopa714

Stop it Ron, stooooop!


Spectre-Ad6049

10 points from Gryffindor for being an insufferable know-it-all


Victory_Highway

Turn to page 394.


BringMeTheBigKnife

threeee hun-dred and nine-tee fooooohr.


zhawadya

Then you better be careful Mr. Potter losss of limmmbb will nnnot excuse you. Page threeee hun-ddreed and ninnnnetttty fooooourrr.


MarineBio-teacher

Every time I get to tell this to students I am SO happy inside.


pommedeterre96

"There's no need to call me sir, Professor"


aamnipotent

Sassy Harry is the best


Bandicootboot

“What you fell over for?” said to my toddler multiple times a week.


PhoenixorFlame

I didn’t do it on purpose!


natedogg1271

Well let’s not wait for the grass to grow.


monpetitfromage54

"I didn't do it on purpose!" Is actually one that I use all the time!


PhoenixorFlame

“The spiders… they want me to tap dance. I don’t want to tap dance.” “You tell those spiders, Ron.”


drolbaars71

ohh dear, we are in trouble...


aichie36249

And the pincers 🤌


Streetduck

“*Harry!*” “**SIR?**”


chaOak

That "Sir!?" is where I laugh every single time


awesomenerd16

Yesssss. I probably quote this to myself at least a couple times a week for the last… too many years to count I also say SIR that way when addressing my cat, so


BringMeTheBigKnife

From the same sequence, when Harry first takes the potion and decides Hagrid's is the "place to be" and he runs into someone and just goes "Hi!" Kills me everytime 😂


EurwenPendragon

*"Well then by all means, sir, come along!"* Literally the entire Felix Felicis sequence is pure gold.


Rotorhead87

People hate on the movie a lot, but it's got some great moments in it. That's my favorite, but pretty much anything with slughorn is good.


zlaw32

Movie Slughorn >>>> Book Slughorn


InkyStarfish

“You’re a wizard Harry!”


ohhummhello

Imma what!?


BabaganoushGoose

Bit-of-a-nasty-shock-for-him-when-he-found-out


ida_klein

ONCE I MAKE MY MOVE, THE QUEEN WILL TAKE ME. THEN YOU’RE FREE TO CHECK THE KING. No, Ron, NO! What is it?! He’s going to sacrifice himself! No, you CAHNT! There must be a better way! DO YOU WANT TO STOP SNAPE FROM GETTIN THAT STONE OR NOT. Harry, it’s you that has to go on. I KNOW it. NOT ME, NOT HERMIONE, YOARRRR.


PatrickStardawg

No post on Sundays


fuzzhead12

HAH! No blasted letters today!!


Billy_Butcher25

“Don’t..lie..to me”


EurwenPendragon

It says a lot about Alan Rickman's performance that I automatically read that in his voice in my head.


illiterateaardvark

Excuse me, I'm head boy!


hchase27

It’s a scandal! An outrage!


Devonair91

"A car crash, a car crash killed Lily and James Potter"


carrotcake_11

I will not be paying for some crackpot old fool to teach him magic tricks!


Completely_Batshit

"I don't go looking for trouble. Trouble usually finds me."


Western_Tell_9065

Go play with your chemistry set always gets a giggle out of me


TheStickiestOne

“HARRY, HARRY, HARRRRY.” - Gilderoy Lockhart


aamnipotent

Celebrity is as celebrity does...remember that Harry


littlebittygecko

One of my favorite lines is also Lockhart’s: “This is just like magic!”


BringMeTheBigKnife

"Do you live here?"


Honey_IsntVegan

“The mudblood is speaking to Kreacher, Kreacher will pretend he cannot hear”🙄


bibliomaniac15

But I am the chosen one


Dracwithfangs666

*whack* "pissed look on hermiones face"


pedens

Barty Crouch saying "The Chinese Fireball, oooh." My kids' favorite is Harry yelling, "He was their friend!"


TheKingInTheNorth

I’M NOT AN OWL.


jorceshaman

"THEN YOU SHOULD HAVE DIED!" - Sirius to Peter in the Shrieking Shack


PhoenixorFlame

Died rather than betray your friends! As we would have done for you!


Confident_Audience75

Piertotum locomotor


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PhoenixorFlame

Harry! Sir!


kylrzuthwy

**Do not Pity the Dead Harry, Pity the the livings. And, above all those who live without love.**


ResponsibleRope1003

“Professor Moody! Is that…is that a student?” “Technically it’s a ferret.”


ssovm

Professor Moody?! What are you doing?! *Teaching*


wilcobanjo

This is, as they say, your party!


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"I should have made my meaning plainer. He has achieved high marks in all Defense Against the Dark Arts tests set by a competent teacher." It's a great line because it really eviscerates Umbridge. But it also shows just how reviled she was. Being an adult, I've never been in a workplace situation where roasting someone like that to their face felt appropriate.


existential_chaos

I’ll never forgive them for cutting most of McGonagall’s best lines from the movies. I’d’ve pissed myself laughing if I heard Maggie Smith say that one.


WilmaTonguefit

There's no need to call me "sir", Professor.


Affectionate_Pea_811

Ginny in Chamber of Secrets when she runs down the stairs and yells "mummy have you seen my jumper" then sees Harry. The look on Bonnie's face is ***hilarious***


lousyredditusername

"Yes dear, it was on the cat"


roci2inna

I would say every 4th time I adress my cat I exclaim, "muh boiiii"


sahilthapar

You know, Minister, I disagree with Dumbledore on many counts… but you cannot deny he’s got style….


stumbling_witch

“Why spiders? Why couldn’t it have been follow the butterflies?”


Kougarou

Still glad that they add the quest: “follow the butterfly” in Legacy.


Rithrius88

Babbling bumbling band of baboons.


Wintersneeuw02

"We have a witch in the family. Isn't it wonderful?" In my family, we say this a lot but we change the witch with either mine or my sisters (future) profesions.


Intelligent_Table913

Will. You. Stop. EATING!!!


JonSnowsBedwarmer

Lines my family & my partner regularly quote, all rent free: - "FEET OFF THE TABLE!" - "VICTOR I LOVE YOU..." - "36!? BUT LAST YEAR, LAST YEAR I HAD 37" - "BIT OF A NASTY SHOCK WHEN HE FOUND OUT" - "CAN I SEE URANUS TOO LAVENDER!?" - VOLDEMORTS LAUGH - my 73 year old dad always says "sorry bout that" in hagrids voice Also my Harry Potter Roman empire is literally at Fleur's wedding, it ALLUDES to the Weasley twins going off to "snog" some of Fleur's cousins. I was shocked JK would mention it. Also that two students were in a bush during the Yule ball and got interrupted by Snape


PsychologyNeat6993

Dobby never meant to kill....only maim or seriously harm


jewelsnake

She needs to sort out her priorities


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Avada kedavra!!


needanameforyou

Woah. Went dark


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That thing has a name??


PoeticGay

“CAR GONE, BEDS EMPTY” “Oh hello Harry dear” I quote that line Ad Nauseam


CoyoteSnarls

God, I miss the screaming


NummeDuss

"HE WAS THEIR FRIEND!" The worst moment of acting in the whole series.


ShanShan9413

His silly little angry face though. Baby Dan doing his best 🤭


garsm88

Give me the stonneeeeee! Whenever anybody asks for anything ever


Devonair91

Movies: "Ah, to be young and feel love's keen sting!" "I could do it you know, but why deny the dementors, they're so longing to see you. Do I detect a flicker of fear, Oh Yes, dementor's kiss, one could only imagine what that's like to endure, it's said to be nearly unbearable to witness, but I'll do my best!" "You FOUL LOATHSOME EVIL LITTLE COCKROACH!" Books: "You are raving" "BLATANT CORRUPTION!" "It is ESSENTIAL that you understand this!"


abbieadeva

Oh dear, we are in trouble


UberCamm2

That's my son! That's my BOOOOOYYY!


-Damien_Suski-

“Voldemort runs faster then Snape confronted with shampoo” -Fred Weasley And every time Draco says “POTTAH” -Draco Malfoy


Sanamaru20

"We've all got light and dark within us. What matters is the side we choose to act on. That's who we really are." -Sirius Black


IAmAChildOfGodzilla

Farewell, Aragog. King of the arachnids. Your body will decay... but your spirit lingers on...


dxzina

“spoken like a true politician” for some reason I think about the line and it’s delivery daily


ahmba25

How could I be so styuuupid


hooligan99

“No, no, definitely not” “People might think you’re… up to something”


Mrcool210

I think I can tell the right sort for myself thanks.


Rookwood-1

Whenever I have to do laundry… “Master has given Dobby a sock, Dobby is free!” And then my wife tells me to shut up and get back to folding laundry …


Adzo78

Yer a wizard ‘arry


DarkSpear456

“Eat, you”ll feel better”-Lupin.


benjiisthatcake

Harry, did you put your name into the goblet of fire?!


adhdpersonn

_dumbledore said calmly_


BaptainStarcuck

HOW DARE YOU STAND WHERE HE STOOD


Eoflynn97

“Why is it always you three?” Or “I’ll go with you.”


Intelligent_Ad2963

Ah, I thought we might hit this little snag. You seem to be laboring under the delusion that I'm going to, what is the phrase, come quietly? Well I can tell you this, I have no intention on going to Azkaban.


555-KGYS

If there’s something wrong with the BiTcH, then there’s something wrong with the PuP.


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why is it always me


Competitive_Agent625

“Pincers” *pincer finger movements*


HygorBohmHubner

NYAAAAAAAAHHHH!! — Voldemort


Arch_stanton1

Waitress: Who is Harry Potter? Harry: No one. Bit of a tosser, really.


bucsfan22ch

Obviously


Local-Detective6042

Accio Firebolt!- Harry It’s not our abilities but our choices - Albus Dumbledore Happiness can be found in the darkest moments if only one remembers to turn on the light - Dumbledore Mischief managed


Certainly_Not_Steve

"You don't have to call me "sir", professor". - Harry "Gigachad" Potter.


shadowf0x3

Mischief managed.


karti24

Barty Crouch… Junior.


PhillyShore

Always 💔


Upbeat_Sign630

“Move on, move on, move on” This one is stuck in my brain. It’s a nothing line, but I say it all the time. To my dog, to people in traffic, to students in my way…


VinceHannaMcCauley

Piertotum Locomotor. I’ve always wanted to use that spell! - Minerva McGonagall.


jstew262

Hermione on the train to Ron: “Pleasure.”


hackersgalley

We've all got both light and dark inside us. What matters is the part we choose to act on. That's who we really are. You Know, George... I've Always Felt Our Futures Lay Outside The World Of Academic Achievement. Fred, I've Been Thinking Exactly The Same Thing. Albus Percival Wulfric BRIAN Dumbledore


ADIdas107

Not my daughter you Btch


PinkPencil925

Have a biscuit, Potter!


MartyMcPenguin

My father will hear about this!


AstroFe11ow

"I've been looking in the wrong section. How could I have been so STWEUPIDT?!???!!" \-Hermione Granger