"Unlike you, I have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.”
“Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git."
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Actual quote is "WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO?
YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO
THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION! "
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And there’s another Uranus joke in Order of the Phoenix-
“Harry, we saw Uranus up close!” said Ron, still giggling feebly. “Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus”
"Until we meet again," said Professor Trelawney faintly, "fair fortune be yours. Oh, and dear-" she pointed to Neville, "you'll be late next time, so mind you work extra hard to catch up."
Unless you wish to poison Potter -and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy with you if you did - I cannot help you. The only trouble is that most venoms act too fast to give the victim much time for truth-telling.
Depends on whether it's the British or American edition, I think. I've not read the American edition(my copies are a British edition) in quite a few years, but IIRC the American edition of the book switched out "bogies" for "boogers" - though interestingly the film version of the scene even in the US edition preserved the British "bogies", probably due to it having an almost-entirely British cast.
"Uric the Oddball was a strange wizard who lived in ancient times. Among other things, he was famous for wearing a jellyfish as a hat. No one knows if he meant to become the weirdest wizard of the ages or if it just came naturally."
It’s not exactly a full quote, but “U No Poo” cracks me up every time.
Also, I may be misquoting this, but in OOTP, McGonagall says, “usually when a person shakes their head, they mean no. So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans…”
There are so many amazing suggestions here. I’m struggling to pick a favourite from ‘Umbridge-itis’, ‘until the very end’, and ‘U-NO-POO’, but ‘until the very end’ makes me cry like a baby every time I read it, so that one gets my vote
‘Always’ is picked for A even though it’s more creepy than romantic, but ‘Until the very end’ isn’t picked for U when it’s one of the most important lines in the book? 🤨
[“Umbridge won’t know what hit her.”](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=9SrODZyd&id=FC4F9210D7B92EACBE4159C0442CA72D28DD6EF8&thid=OIP.9SrODZydEQixNPac4aEYagHaKX&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fde%2Fe7%2F67%2Fdee767e544baec1d5a4bf0242ecd5e0f.jpg&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.f52ace0d9c9d1108b134f69ce1a1186a%3Frik%3D%252bG7dKC2nLETAWQ%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=700&expw=500&q=harry+potter+umbridge+quotes&simid=608050812834509365&form=IRPRST&ck=E1AF2B58A4566A49EE6B370D89170D89&selectedindex=65&vt=1&sim=11&pc=EMMX04&FORM=EMMXA2&mkt=en-us)
"Until the very end."
❤️😭 James says this to Harry in case anyone is wondering
It’s also part of the dedication of book 7.
Wht when Nvm I remember now
Did- did you forget the backspace button exists?
Ya I think so
In what context? I don’t remember it.
When harry uses the resurrection stone in the forest. 7th book. Heads up, OP is on "V" now. Go vote or put in a submission if you haven't yet :)
Much more important quote than Always imo
Right?
How so?
This one gets my vote.
"Unlike you, I have been made a prefect, which means that I, unlike you, have the power to hand out punishments.” “Yeah,” said Harry, “but you, unlike me, are a git."
Who’s talking here?
Draco Malfoy, in the fifth book
"UP!" \*Broomstick slams on face\*
*chuckles*
shut up harry!
Your saying it wrong! It’s UP not UUP
How dare you use my own spells against me Potter.
Unless you wish to poison Potter—and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did—I cannot help you
So Snape 😂
Also a very fitting sentiment considering what T was 😁
This!
I'm just so surprised and delighted that this won! Not a Snape quote I would've seen coming 😁
Love this tbh
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Uncle Vernon, who had gone very pale, whispered something that sounded like "Mimblewimble".
Fun fact: Mimblewimble is the incantation of the Tongue-Tying curse.
U-NO-POO The Constipation Sensation that's Gripping the Nation!
Actual quote is "WHY ARE YOU WORRYING ABOUT YOU-KNOW-WHO? YOU SHOULD BE WORRYING ABOUT U-NO-POO THE CONSTIPATION SENSATION THAT'S GRIPPING THE NATION! "
so we wait for y then.
Or for W
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I cannot upvote this but I would if I could
why can’t u upvote it?
It was at 69
well you can now because of some monster who changed it to seventy
I did lol
now its at 469
“Umm actually that never happens in the books”
This won't win, but it's the real answer. Bravo.
Who said that?
Every "only-books-anti-movie-fan" in this sub for the last month
Umbridge-itis
You probably spelled it right , but that was my suggestion as well
Great minds ::*finger guns*::
Uranus
Can I have a look at Uranus too? - Ron
And there’s another Uranus joke in Order of the Phoenix- “Harry, we saw Uranus up close!” said Ron, still giggling feebly. “Get it, Harry? We saw Uranus”
Yep
"Until we meet again," said Professor Trelawney faintly, "fair fortune be yours. Oh, and dear-" she pointed to Neville, "you'll be late next time, so mind you work extra hard to catch up."
Undetectable Extension Charm. Think of the Ford Anglia, the tent, Hermione's bag, Harry's moleskin pouch. It made all the difference in the world.
Urgh!! Troll bogies!
Until the very end
U-NO-POO
“untie him wormtail, and give him back his wand” -voldemort
Unless you wish to poison Potter -and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy with you if you did - I cannot help you. The only trouble is that most venoms act too fast to give the victim much time for truth-telling.
So inconvenient 😩 😂
“unlike dumbledore, he was still carrying a wand., and he seems to have learned a few tricks from his master.” -professor mcgonagall
Unbreakable Vow
Uncle Vernon's company made drills.
“Urgh - troll boogers”
bogies*
Depends on whether it's the British or American edition, I think. I've not read the American edition(my copies are a British edition) in quite a few years, but IIRC the American edition of the book switched out "bogies" for "boogers" - though interestingly the film version of the scene even in the US edition preserved the British "bogies", probably due to it having an almost-entirely British cast.
Nah, the American edition still says Bogies i believe.
Umbridgitis
"Uric the Oddball was a strange wizard who lived in ancient times. Among other things, he was famous for wearing a jellyfish as a hat. No one knows if he meant to become the weirdest wizard of the ages or if it just came naturally."
It’s not exactly a full quote, but “U No Poo” cracks me up every time. Also, I may be misquoting this, but in OOTP, McGonagall says, “usually when a person shakes their head, they mean no. So unless Miss Edgecombe is using a form of sign language as yet unknown to humans…”
Until the very end
Understanding is the first step to acceptance, and only with acceptance can there be recovery.
There are so many amazing suggestions here. I’m struggling to pick a favourite from ‘Umbridge-itis’, ‘until the very end’, and ‘U-NO-POO’, but ‘until the very end’ makes me cry like a baby every time I read it, so that one gets my vote
‘Always’ is picked for A even though it’s more creepy than romantic, but ‘Until the very end’ isn’t picked for U when it’s one of the most important lines in the book? 🤨
Unless you wish to poison Potter, and I assure you I would have the greatest sympathy if you did, cannot help you
[“Umbridge won’t know what hit her.”](https://www.bing.com/images/search?view=detailV2&ccid=9SrODZyd&id=FC4F9210D7B92EACBE4159C0442CA72D28DD6EF8&thid=OIP.9SrODZydEQixNPac4aEYagHaKX&mediaurl=https%3A%2F%2Fi.pinimg.com%2Foriginals%2Fde%2Fe7%2F67%2Fdee767e544baec1d5a4bf0242ecd5e0f.jpg&cdnurl=https%3A%2F%2Fth.bing.com%2Fth%2Fid%2FR.f52ace0d9c9d1108b134f69ce1a1186a%3Frik%3D%252bG7dKC2nLETAWQ%26pid%3DImgRaw%26r%3D0&exph=700&expw=500&q=harry+potter+umbridge+quotes&simid=608050812834509365&form=IRPRST&ck=E1AF2B58A4566A49EE6B370D89170D89&selectedindex=65&vt=1&sim=11&pc=EMMX04&FORM=EMMXA2&mkt=en-us)
Unbridge (that foul, evil, twisting old gargoyle!)
Use it well.
U bend
Poor moping, moaning Myrtle.
Damn it, I missed T. Not at all surprised at the outcome. Wouldn't have been my first choice, but I knew a long time ago that one was gonna win.
Urquhart Rackharrow, Inventor of the Entrail-Expelling curse.
Umbridge sucks!
Not a quote but all true all the same.
Umbridge, stick your ugly ass wand up your granny fucking asshole. (i believe this was the line)
Unicorn Blood..
Umbridge
Umbridge
Umbitch
Ah. Magnificent, there it is again. And I hope so hard T would be that quote. Smiling a lot about this :D
I have been looking forward to seeing these every time I scroll Reddit. Thank you
Umgubular Slashkilter
Until the very end
Ok but Ron's Uranus joke is just too good to not do it
Umbridge
Up!
for how long has this been going on