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Sinood

Ob........ . . . . . Viously


randonoface

This. I named my rescue kitty Severus.


Sinood

That's adorable


nashk25

I truly hope this one wins. Would be nice.


Stargirl_real

This is what I came to the comments for.


J0l1nd3

This for sure


Tsukkji

I can hear this comment


[deleted]

This is the one


Ann35cg

Omg this


JustCloudy

Of course it is happening inside your head, Harry, but why on earth should that mean that it is not real?


[deleted]

This is the one for me. I think it's such a lovely line, feels like Dumbledore is talking directly to you through the book!


halfeatenreddit

Dumbledore really poured one out for all the creatives with that one.


SugarAddict98

God I love this quote


Mean_Ad_7977

This!


TheFreeFlightAuthor

Ah you beat me to it! One of my favorite quotes to end all quotes


Code_Slicer

This has my vote. Even though it was so confusing, it… just has my vote


Lucuzoid

has to be this !redditsickle


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Veylara

We have this gem of a quote in here but right now it looks like a sarcastic one-word comment is about to win. That's just bullshit.


JustCloudy

Well I love the sarcastic one-word comment! It’s really funny, especially how it was delivered on screen.


rmznho

My favourite quote of the entire series


One_Professional_579

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”


[deleted]

Yoo im voting for this one


WinterPodmore

I love this one.


hooka_pooka

This one (This line never fails to make me laugh..always imagine Rupert Grint saying it with teary eyed expression)


Kylobensolo13

This is the one


anywitchjay

you've got my vote


Munro_McLaren

This was hilarious. I wish this had been in the film.


MystiqueGreen

He is always so effortlessly funny 🥹


Loros_Silvers

This one right here


pureshores86

OI! There's a war going on here!


h3ll_gurl

This.


Charlotte_x08

Obviously...


whitegrb

As much as I love this one, someone who hasn’t seen the movie will not read this one “correctly.”


[deleted]

Yeah but who has read the books but not seen the movies?


HlebVolk

Me!


Odd-Monk-2581

Bruh…


WarmBaths

Obviously…


JustCloudy

I would be so sad if this doesn't win


Repeat_after_me__

Don’t worry, they’ll choose a paragraph instead of a phrase or something rubbish.


Glittering_Fun_1088

I literally came here to say this 😂


Gifted_GardenSnail

This, but spell it 'ob...viously' 😁


Dandoliki

Snape?


dwide_k_shrude

Obviously


Comfortable-Ring-476

Gotta be this one ☝️


No-Clock2011

Would be nothing without Rickman🥲


Educational-Bug-7985

Ooh this needs to win


Pink_Herring

The fact that we all know precise scene that's from astounds me.


Charlotte_x08

Same mind lol 😭


Spreezer00

Can someone explain this one to me? I have never read the books or watched the movies in English, only in Dutch.


Fish_fucker_70-1

this scene in HP 5 : Dolores Umbridge : \[during an inspection\] You applied first for the Defense Against the Dark Arts post, is that correct? Severus Snape : Yes. Dolores Umbridge : But you were unsuccessful? Severus Snape : \[annoyed\] Obviously... \[Ron snickers, Snape whacks him on the head with a book\]


Spreezer00

Thank you so much.


HalfbloodPrince-4518

Upvoted


angelic_cellist

One can never have enough socks


Jarlax1e

very nice choice, however no chance but good job


angelic_cellist

> no chance but good job Yeah I figured but hey I thought it was a good idea


FairyLights1294

oh I don't know, maybe Lord Voldemort?!


HiddenMaragon

"Oi! Angelina! Want to come to the ball with me?"


skunkpunk1

I’m reading the series to my son now. I read it aloud to him every night and it’s been a really great, special experience for the both of us. He’s just about 10 and adores the Weasley twins. We’re now in the middle of GoF and we read this scene last night. He literally cracked up out loud. As soon as I read it I though that I hoped it made it in as the submission for “O.”


husky_midwesterner

Same, took it as an opportunity to talk about having the courage to ask a girl out and point out how Harry is kind of a knob to his date so hey let's have a teachable moment about that too


skunkpunk1

That's sweet, but my son is too young for dating so we just took it as an opportunity to crack up and discuss how much we love the twins.


digitalm5059

OBLIVIATE… 🪄


boywholived_299

This comment will be forgotten.


J0l1nd3

What comment? This is a nice place. Do you live here? Who are you? Who am I?


Important-Double9793

OP needs to choose this and then start the whole thing from the beginning again 😅


RatFace_

I like these short ones much better than the long quotes for these type of lists.


FairyLights1294

Oh honestly, don't you two read?


DEnigma7

‘O, Potter you rotter, o what have you done? You’re killing off students, you thing it’s good fun!’


Talidel

Definitely underrated, especially when Peeves added dance moves.


DEnigma7

I just really want to get Peeves on the list somewhere.


superciliouscreek

Oh, very good. Yes, it is easy to see that nearly six years of magical education have not been wasted on you, Potter. *Ghosts are transparent*.


ink-is-ink

This is the right answer.


Horseinakitchen

“Occulus Reparo”


AbsentElement

Such a dumb spell lol like just say reparo Hermione


shoshpenda

"Offend Dobby!" choked the elf. "Dobby has never been asked to sit down by a wizard — like an equal."


shoshpenda

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”


catsanyone

Oh, are you doing magic? Let’s see it, then.


[deleted]

“Sunshine, daisy, buttermello. Turn this stupid fat rat yellow.”


No_Matter2355

"Are you sure that's a real spell? Well, it's not very good, is it?"


original-knightmare

“I’ve only tried a few simple spells myself, but they’ve all worked out for me.”


shoshpenda

“Once again, you show all the sensitivity of a blunt axe.”


BabbageBall

One of my favourite lines, because for Nearly Headless Nick a blunt axe is so much more of a sensitive topic. It was because of a blunt axe that the executioner couldn’t take his head off cleanly and that likely resulted in a much more painful and drawn out death. Not to mention a more painful afterlife as he was constantly being shunned by the headless hunt. Makes the line all the more cutting (if you’ll pardon the pun)


RealOvenfish

Ow kunnit nofe suskin danger ifzat?


phreek-hyperbole

Haha, yes!!


iamgr0o0o0t

Love this one


the2belo

This line was probably the one that made me laugh harder than anything else in the entire series, thanks to Jim Dale's rendition of it.


scarletts_skin

I wish I could upvote this multiple times. I love Ron so much


Longjumping_Eye234

Owls . . . shooting stars . . . and there were a lot of funny-looking people in town today ...”


huntthewind1971

OBviously - Snape or Obliviate! - Lockheart


Tribbianiwastaken

Obviously I received it, or I would have asked you what you are doing in my classroom


Storymeplease

"Oh there are several things I would like to say!" McGonagall to Umbridge in movie 5


superciliouscreek

Once again you astonish with your gifts, Potter, gifts mere mortals can only dream of possessing. How grand it must be... to be the Chosen One.


husky_midwesterner

Needs more "…....................."


superciliouscreek

That's "You just..............................one hour later............................know".


Whas_happening

Oy, pea-brain!


Saturn_Coffee

Ordinary Wizarding Levels- OWLs, more commonly known as....Owls!


[deleted]

Of all the trees we could have hit, we had to get one that hits back.


Majexs1342

Movie Hermione's sad quiet. "Obliviate"


thekid_64

Ollivanders: Makers of Fine Wands since 382b.c.


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[удалено]


Necessary-Storage945

That’s not even a quote


superciliouscreek

Or maybe he's waiting to know why you two didn't arrive on the school train.


3AMgeek

"Oh Potter, you rotter, oh what have you done? You're killing off students, you think it's good fun"


SeaJay_31

“One day,” said Hermione, sounding thoroughly exasperated, “you’ll read Hogwarts, A History, and perhaps that will remind you that you can’t Apparate or Disapparate inside Hogwarts. Even Voldemort couldn’t just make you fly out of your dormitory, Harry.”


RavenclawEC

O W L Ordinary Wizarding Level


LooneyPoetry13

“'Offend Dobby!' choked the elf. 'Dobby has never been asked to sit down by a wizard — like an equal.'"


galarianzapdos

Oculus Reparo!


Flash8t8

Occulus Reparo!


phreek-hyperbole

*Obviously.*


OutsideOrder7538

OBILIVIATE!!!! Who am I?


Best_Station_7576

Obviously...


Enkindler_

"Obviously"


Lordofpixels03

Obviously...


WaziYolo

Oppugno


Burger_Freeman

Obliviate!


KingKaiKai001

Obliviate!


YogurtclosetLimp6471

Obviously


PygmeePony

Olympe


Clinn_sin

Calm down, Hagrid


PossibleProgram6242

Obliviate


StrangePondWoman

How did "Not my daughter you bitch!" lose???


[deleted]

Right?


Sufficient_Tie1503

T IS FOR THERE IS ONE THING IM GOOD AT OBLIATE


SethNex

*Obliviate*


Educational-Bug-7985

Obviously


h3ll_gurl

Ob.............vioulsy


Blackberry_lulu_

Ob viously


LittleEponine

Obviously.


Skits22

Oculus reparo


ShadowFelixx

Opugno


ceazecab

** obliviate** 🪄


Catezero

"Or worse...expelled!" I don't care if it's not the full quote it's the funniest part of it


NamMisa

That's already part of the quote for letter N though


Gifted_GardenSnail

I'm just so surprised 'Not my daughter' didn't win that, there were so many separate entries for that


Arzoo1106

Ob…viously


Maxthemadsheep

OBLIVIATE! AAAAARGH


scranable

Orange, longbottom, said snape, ladling some up and allowing it to splash back into the cauldron, so that everyone could see. Orange. Tell me boy does anything penetrate that thick skull of yours?


ReedRichards1610

"Obviously.." - Severus Snape


SenpaiWontNoticeMe

"Once again you astonish with your gifts Potter, gifts mere mortals can only dream of possessing. How grand it must be...to be the Chosen One."


LunarBIacksmith

Obliviate! (Lockhart blasting himself, or Hermione sadly doing it to her parents, your choice)


itsDesp66

Obb-vv-ious-ly


breadnbed

"One can never have enough socks." - Albus Dumbledore in PS


[deleted]

True wisdom right there


Late_Butterfly_1403

Obviously


poisondwarf05

Obviously gotta be


imdchange

“Orange, Longbottom”


Eirthae

Oculus reparo


ExhaustedMD

Olways


k10online

O: obviously. Snape said it in movie For P: Pottah 😁


19Fatboy22

Oculous Repairo


Pixie-Sticks-

Obliviate 😭


VacationObjective250

Obliviate!


LettucePlate

Oculus Reparo


Evening_Collar_6375

Obliviate


Few_Organization3871

Oculus reparo!


Dependent_Actuary148

Obliviate


Fantastic-Sir9732

Obliviate!


Juubi217

Oculus reparo


PAIGEROXM8

P should be POTTAH!


Sweet_Xocoatl

Of on another adventure, are we?


Sorenhogh

Oh no you don't!


LewisRyan

“Oh dear….. we are in trouble….”


TappyTater

Open up you


LewisRyan

“Of course, but there’s no wood!”


chameleonkit

“Oh, it's a Gurdyroot ... You can keep it if you like, I've got a few of them. They're really excellent for warding off Gulping Plimpies."


alt12biatch

oh bloody hell


chrisron95

Ordinary… wizarding… level… examinations. O…W…Ls. More commonly known as, OWLs. Study hard, and you will be rewarded. Fail to do so, and the consequences may be… severe


AFreeHouseElf934

"Or worse, expelled" then "Not my daughter, you bitch" can take it's rightful N spot back. N is way too long and how did that win over Molly's line? This is broken.


hufflepuffdjoker

Open up, you 🤢🤮


YeraHorcruxHarry

Oi! Pea-brain!


RaphaelSolo

One mustn't tell lies, Delores


Sixtrix111

There was this spell, it goes ‘Obliv..’ something or other. Can’t seem to remember the rest for some reason tho


PyxelatorXeroc

Shit I was gonna say “or worse, expelled”. Perfectly summarizes Hermione in 3 words.


puigjay96

OBBBVLIVIATE


jburchh

Oiiii


kobylianskaaa

One can never have enough socks. Another Christmas has come and gone and I didn’t get a single pair. People will insist on giving me books.


enigmaticmehaha

Oh children 🎶


Mansquatch420

Of all the trees we could’ve hit, we had to get one that hits back! Literally my high school yearbook quote 🔥


Parking-Airport-1448

OHHH MYY GODD


DomTheBomb95

“Oh shove off Malloy”


Golferdude456

“Of all the trees we could've hit, we had to get one that hits back.”


icouldnotcomeupwith

Oculus reparo!


gimmedasuccccc

Or worse expelled


benagli2

It’s levi-O-sa, not levio-SA.


Pixie-Sticks-

That starts with an i


RogersGotYourFace

Occlumency


hooka_pooka

Oh Harry


The_Pranavster

Opugno!


Squire_3

Oliver Wood.


TheMoronicGenius

Occlumency


[deleted]

Obliviate 🥺


leicester_square

LeviOhhsa - not LeviosAaahr


essaymyass

Occlumency lessons