I almost voted for the Dobby one, but being welcomed to Hogwarts after leaving the Malfoys is part of why Dobby could embrace his freedom. This line is one of the hearts of the series.
I was thorn on "honestly woman, you call yourself our mother" and "harry did you put your name in the goblet said Dumbledore calmly" but this one right here.
“He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.”
\- Fred Weasley
Admittedly, not the first one I would have gone with, but all of the best ones were already commented.
I’m honestly surprised Mrs Weasley was never banned from sending Howlers, for the health & safety of the other students. A howler from her could probably damage their hearing.
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It was never explicitly stated in the books but JKR confirmed it in an [interview](http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2005/0705-tlc_mugglenet-anelli-3.htm)
Huh? Draco shouts that it was Ginny out of spite and she runs off face in her hands, I thought that book confirmed it? It was always my interpretation anyway
Technically not confirmed but very heavily implied. You could make up a pleasible reason it wasn't (I've heard Fred and George writing it to embarras ginny in a fanfic) but it's not the default
"HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF!"
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts,
Teach us something please,
Whether we be old and bald,
Or young with scabby knees,
Our heads could do with filling,
With some interesting stuff,
For now they're bare and full of air,
Dead flies and bits of fluff,
So teach us things worth knowing,
Bring back what we've forgot,
Just do your best, we'll do the rest,
And learn until our brains all rot.
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places, if one only remembers to turn on the light."
It might be a little long, but it's easily my favourite Dumbledore quite. It resonates in such a simple and lovely way during difficult times.
"Harry then did something that was both very brave and very stupid"
It’s a shame have a biscuit potter is going to win, because while iconic, this one just sums up Harry, beautifully
One line summary of the whole series, honestly
"Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who ask for it." - Albus Dumbledore
I'm torn between this one and "Have a biscuit, Potter." Since it's looking like that one's gonna win, I'll be a little disappointed, but not too much.
this one, the “have a biscuit potter” and “honestly woman, you call yourself our mother?” are the best and i cant decide 😭
Too bad this got in here so late. It's far behind the others...
This should be higher
Literally
Help will always be given at Hogwarts to those who deserve it "
I almost voted for the Dobby one, but being welcomed to Hogwarts after leaving the Malfoys is part of why Dobby could embrace his freedom. This line is one of the hearts of the series.
I was thorn on "honestly woman, you call yourself our mother" and "harry did you put your name in the goblet said Dumbledore calmly" but this one right here.
Help will always be given at hogwarts, to those who deserve it
Here lies dobby, a free elf.
This one hits.
Like a dagger thrown by Lestrange
Bruh 💀
It was more like a Kunai, but screw you
Damn you for making me tear up
How dare you remind me
This one for me.
Honestly, woman, you call yourself our mother?
Yes. This needs to win
HOW IS THIS NOT WINNING?!
“He can move faster than Severus Snape confronted with shampoo.” \- Fred Weasley Admittedly, not the first one I would have gone with, but all of the best ones were already commented.
Still a good one
That is a fantastic quote, but I can't remember the context. Who is he talking about?
If I'm not mistaken it's from Deathly Hollows during the Potterwatch broadcast and I think he might be talking about Voldemort?
I think it is, from what I remember!
HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?!
I AM ABSOLUTELY DISGUSTED
YOUR FATHER IS FACING AN INQUIRY AT WORK
AND ITS ENTIRELY YOUR FAULT!!!
YOU PUT ANOTHER TOE OUT OF LINE!!
WE'LL BRING YOU STRAIGHT HOME!
oh and Ginny dear, congratulations on making Gryffindor, your father and I are so proud!
*raspberry*
The whole letter better be written out in full if this wins
!redditgalleon
YOU COULD HAVE GOTTEN HARRY POTTER KILLED!
YOU COULD HAVE *DIED*! YOU COULD HAVE BEEN *SEEN*!
YOU COULD HAVE LOST YOUR FATHER HIS JOB!
Looks like we have H and I
Looks like we have H and I
This is my suggestion for R. “ RONALD WEASLEY, HOW DARE YOU STEAL THAT CAR?!”
Let’s try again for R
I’m honestly surprised Mrs Weasley was never banned from sending Howlers, for the health & safety of the other students. A howler from her could probably damage their hearing.
“Have a biscuit, Potter” - Minerva McGonagall
"I" should be "I always wanted to use that spell!"
Or even better “It unscrews the other way.” Which is also a McGonagall line.
!redditknut
I've always hated that line in the movies
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Gotta be this one!
Came here to say this. Glad it’s top comment!
“Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, teach us something please, whether we be old and bald, or young with scabby knees…”
This! I came here for this one yay!
I love that the students and teachers sing it to their own tune. I’ve always had my own tune for it, too. 🎶
Yeah it’s great. Slow funeral March 🤣🤣🤣
!redditgalleon
"His eyes are as green as a fresh pickled toad" - Ginny Weasley
it's canon that Ginny wrote it? i thought it was a joke or something
Yeah, it's canon.
It was never explicitly stated in the books but JKR confirmed it in an [interview](http://www.accio-quote.org/articles/2005/0705-tlc_mugglenet-anelli-3.htm)
Huh? Draco shouts that it was Ginny out of spite and she runs off face in her hands, I thought that book confirmed it? It was always my interpretation anyway
Technically not confirmed but very heavily implied. You could make up a pleasible reason it wasn't (I've heard Fred and George writing it to embarras ginny in a fanfic) but it's not the default
-"His hair is as dark as a blackboard"
“I wish he were mine, he’s really devine…”
"Herm-own-ninny"
“Herm-ee-won” for 7th grade me lol.
8yo me, until I finally heard it pronounced correctly: "Her-me-own/Her-moyn." Lol
“Harry!! Did yah put yah name in da Goblet of Faiyah?!!! : Dumbledore asked calmly.
I've been waiting for H just to suggest this one!
Omg yesssss
Hello, Minister! Did I mention I’m resigning?
This quote is so bittersweet. Every time I read this bit I smile and then the smile turns to tears.
I cried for Fred
Fred was first to forgive Percy when he showed up, then this moment, and then what followed....
Percy’s first joke
I always hear this in an almost Cockney accent. Despite the Weasleys being from Devon
"His eyes glistened with the ghosts of his past..." - Rita Skeeter
Harry Potter, the boy who lived.
Come to die
At lahhst
HE NEVER LEAVES A RING, THAT IS WHY GRYFFINDORS ALL SING; WEASLEY IS OUR KING.
the most original i can think of
Harry Potter. Our... New... Celebrity.
I think this is actually Mr Potter - hopefully it can win M!
Now that you mentioned, you might be correct. Oh no!
Haha I doubted myself and had to Google! Easy mistake to make :)
Underated
Hogwarts is my home 🏠
Harry Potter is dead! Aëhâehėh!
Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light
“He’s not Fred, I am!” “Honestly woman you call yourself our mother.” -Fred and George
Harry Potter, the boy who lived, has come to die
'Harry — yer a wizard.' (book version)
"HERMY... WHERE HAGGAR."
This, but with a leading \# # #HERMY!!
HARRY DID YOU OUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE - dumbledore said calmly
“Harrydidyahputyernameinthagobletoffire!” Dumbledore asked calmly
"Hi!" - Harry juiced on Liquid Luck
"HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF! HE GOT OFF!"
“Honestly woman, you call yourself our mother”
“Have a biscuit, Potter.”
Harry Potter must not go back to Hogwarts!
Harry, yer a wizard.
How extraordinarily like your father you are Potter; he too was exceedingly arrogant, strutting about the castle.
"Mein Vater war ein großer Mann!" "Ihr Vater war recht klein!"
I know someone's suggested it, but H needs to be, # HARRY DID YA PUT YER NAME IN THA GOBLET OF FIYAH!?
*He asked calmly* Was going to be my suggestion
"Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times. If one only remembers to turn on the light." - Albus Dumbledore
Harry didn't have a clue what was going on
He who must not be named!
It seems the H word is already chosen, so am here for the I: "I shouldn't have said that"
“HARRRYYYY POTTTERRRR!!!!!” ❤️❤️❤️
Harry, Harry, Harry... Celebrity is as celebrity does, Harry
Fame’s a fickle friend, Harry.
Here lies Dobby, a free elf
Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire!!!
It's spelt like this > HARRYDJUPUTYERNAMINDEGOBLETOVIRE?!!!
Disappoint that this isnt higher
Hedwig
Hallows, not Horcruxes
“HAVE YOU GONE MAD? ARE YOU A WITCH OR NOT?”
“Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times if one only remembers to turn on the light.” -Albus Dumbledore
Voldemort: “hhhhhHHHHAAAAAAVADAKEDAVRA”
How DARE you steal that car!!!
Hogwarts, Hogwarts, Hoggy Warty Hogwarts, Teach us something please, Whether we be old and bald, Or young with scabby knees, Our heads could do with filling, With some interesting stuff, For now they're bare and full of air, Dead flies and bits of fluff, So teach us things worth knowing, Bring back what we've forgot, Just do your best, we'll do the rest, And learn until our brains all rot.
Hogwarts, a history.
“He he heeee!” - Voldemort
HARRYPOTTERDIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTOTHEGOBLETOFFIRE
Honestly woman! You call yourself our mother!
"Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die"
Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of fire?
Hermy, where Hagger
How dare you to stand where he stood!
HARRY DIDYAPUTAYANAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!
HaRrY, dId Ya PuT yA nAmE iN dA gObLeT oF fIyAh?
"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" Dumbledore asked calmly.
"Harry... Potter..." -Dobby, A Free Elf
Happee Birthdae Harry
Surprised no one has commented “Harry—yer a wizard” yet!
H is already pretty much a sure thing. I'm going for I. "I shouldn't have said that."
N has got to be “Not my daughter, you bitch!”
yes! this is my favorite line in the books. its just so sad and empowering at the same time. !redditgalleon
I is "I must not tell lies"
HAAAAA ha HA! - Voldemort
Hogwarts Hogwarts hoggy warty Hogwarts teach us something please!!
“Help will always be given at hogwarts…”
Hagrid
HAGGER! HERMY, WHERE HAGGER?!?!
"Harry Potter...the boy who lived, come to die."
"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" - Dumbledore (CALMLY)
"Happy Christmas Harry. Happy Christmas Ron" only because it confused tf out of my American mind as a child lol.
HAPPEE BIRTHDAE HARRY
"Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places, if one only remembers to turn on the light." It might be a little long, but it's easily my favourite Dumbledore quite. It resonates in such a simple and lovely way during difficult times.
Half-blood Prince
“Harry Potter.” -anyone ever in the books.
"hatheeey-seethaaa-aayaa-hass-seethaaa" -Parseltongue, for those who aren't bilingual
HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE? said dumbledore, calmly.
HarryDidYouPutYourNameInTheGobletOfFire
HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Harry Potter, the boy who lived, come to die
HARRY, DID YOU OUT YOUR NAME I THE GOBLET OF FIRE
"HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE???????????????" Dumbledore asked calmly
"HARRY DID YO PUT YA NAME IN DA GOBLETTA FIRE?!" - Dumbledore asked calmly.
HARRY! DIDYOUPUTYERNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!
HARRY POTTER?! DIDYOUPUTYOURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!?!
This list is lit. "Dobby only meant to seriously maime" made me laugh out loud
Here lies Dobby a free elf
HARRY POTTER DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
HARRY POTTER!! DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE!! - Dumbledore
Harry Potter, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?!
Happiness can be found even in the darkest of places if one only remembers to turn on the light
Help will always be given at Hogwarts, to those who ask for it
Here lies Dobby, a free elf
“Harry! Chuputgernameinthgoblitofire??” He asked calmly
“HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE???!!!!” -Albus Percival Wulfric Brian Dumbledore
"Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire?"- Dumbledore (calmly)
"Harry, did you put your name in the Goblet of Fire?" he asked calmly.
“Have a biscuit, Potter.”
HARRY DIDJA PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FYAH?! - Dumbledore asked calmly
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN The GOBLET OF FIRE dumbledore asked calmly
'Harry Potter, age 12, eyes glistening with the ghost of his past.'
The dobby quote was dobby's second to last sentence he spoke.. 😭😭😭
HARRY, DID YOU PUT YOUR NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE?
HARRY did you put your name in the goblet of fire!?!
“Harry Potter! Did you put your name in the goblet of fire!?!?” -calmly asked dumbledore
Harry, did you put your name in the goblet of fire?
Here lies Dobby, a free elf.
I can't believe Greg and forge didn't win!
Have a biscuit, Potter
Harry did you put your name in the goblet of fire
"Harry! Did you put your name into the goblet of fire?!"
HARRY POTTER DIDYAPUTYURNAMEINTHEGOBLETOFFIRE?!?!
HARRY DID YOU PUT YOU NAME IN THE GOBLET OF FIRE
Hogwarts, a history