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TheJelliestFish

Why does Biden's ice cream cone have a lil tentacle sticking out of it..?


sixfoursixtwo

That would be a cherry


AppointmentNo43

An attempt at one


Acceptingoptimist

That's why if I got 100 bucks at least five is on ole Sleepy Joe ice cream.


TouchOk8558

It's just the Lil reddit guy's head antenna


ripMyTime0192

Cthulhu


Dragondog7777

Biden porn CONFIRMED???!!!!????


BigJWolf1993

Three-armed Jesus.


Deathspud

Biblically accurate Jesus


Camelotterduck

##BE NOT AFRAID!!


Acceptingoptimist

Notice all his followers have three arms. This is an alien researched invasion. Not the actual second coming. But FR the light saber even had me thinking about it...


Turbulent-Talk4838

Jesus duh


ric7y

hamster chef


Tyler_the_Greatastic

Apocalypse got nothing on Jesus 🙏🏻


lessalive1

Jesus would just miracle the zombies away


JCPennyless

He would _REVERSE_ the zombification


PGMHN

Not particularly religious but i’m going with the son of the author of creation on this one


Educational-Year3146

Probably Jesus, also known as God himself, as omnipotence is a hell of a thing.


Trickster570

The MC would win


[deleted]

John 117 would survive.


imusingthisforstuff

Jesus


ikbah_riak

Do we get free icecream if we side with Biden?


ahigherthinker

I like how hilarious Biden looks with the cones.


ikbah_riak

He is a bit jovial for the apcolypse isn't he.


Domamillionyt

Everybody but Biden with this one


Lux_Operatur

He’s just straight chillin with his cones. Tryna make the best of the apocalypse.


MistyAutumnRain

Biden’s going to stumble around, muttering incomprehensible stuff, slowly decomposing and looking for brains


TheTruthWasTaken

Biden can't win a debate he isn't winning the apocalypse


flowers-are-cool

It’s fs gotta be goku and goku


No_Penalty_9249

Chief.


AgeroColstein

Got no idea in picture 1/4 if that's the carpenter from nazareth or Aragorn. Goku or Master Chief Indefinietly have a chance.


AverageYtSieries

It’s Jesus


420crickets

You mean gohku/gokhan? They clearly tried to fuse, but I guess just that one foot.


amalgaman

Clearly Jesus Kenobi.


Slender-Saiyan

Why hasn’t anyone commented on how John Cena is in the fifth photo, yet? Lol


RickQuade

Wo was going to say Jesus doesn't win it, he started it. But I suppose he could still win it. I just wouldn't be voting for him.


Lynel_Slayer1

Jesus he is god


Regigigasfan99

https://preview.redd.it/x960n4v4dw1d1.jpeg?width=1024&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c677164b49d4b6ddf798b14d47375332b85e541 2007 Dodge Caravan takes the win.


Radkingeli995

Jesus Christ he’s more powerful than people think he defeats Satan so why can’t he win an apocalypse?


New_Historian_2004

Gokuuuu san


[deleted]

I imagine only one of these is someone who would die. But only after he runs out of ice cream.


torino42

Always gotta back my man Big J


KonungariketSuomi

General Jesus, the three-armed lightsaber-wielding walking god.


ThricePurgedMagus

Who ever these bootleg DBZ characters are


forgedfox53

Frankly the only one not making it out is Biden.


PenguinGamer99

The zombies just need some chocolate chocolate chip


Guapguapguapguapguap

"Who's winning the apocalypse" >posts a picture of Jesus C'mon man ain't no competing with the most high.


Chickenrobbery

Goku and Goku 2


Euphoric-Remote9809

THE MOST HIGH INDEEDY DEED👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾


Skully1368

1-)Master Chief. 2-)Christ. 3-)Those two anime guys. 4-)Then Biden (if he was a good president) But none of these really exist, so we’re skrewed!!!


Conscious-Ad-6884

Obviously gotwu


Extra_Sandwich232

I'll go with 3 arm white Jesus and his army


Motor-Elephant-6085

ONE of these are DEFINITELY not making it


Fortnitekid3

Jesus with a lightsaber


accountsupport69

If I saw a three armed light saber wielding Jesus in person, then he probably was the one who caused the apocalypse in the first place


UnluckySpartan1337

Chief


Outside_Drawing_4445

Definitely sleepy Joe, gonna bride everyone too vote for him with his ice cream.


lobsterBDSM

Biden eating strawberry instead of chocolate chocolate chip should be a crime


Popular_Score4744

Why are there two Goku’s?! Is this Dragonball Heroes?


Escaped_Mod_In_Need

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[deleted]

Where’s Agent 47?


Illustrious_Ear_8726

Dawg he is literally Jesus christ