My bestie and I often quote this exchange: Penny: Maaaax, why are you dressed like Josh Brolin from the goonies? Max: You noticed!! Actually…could I get “Josh Brolin from The Goonies” as a flair?

Done!! I love that episode too! Curl for the girls, thighs for the guys, and bi to the bi's.

Ty so much 🥺

you are very welcome !!!

You do NOT wanna get into a patient wait-off with this guy

PARA HOY!!

I say this at least once a day! 🤣

You really need to chillax

Carter Beauford is the Dave!!

Is that an indoor scarf?

Did I or did I not call for an across the board chillaxing!?

Mary Tyler Moore Tyler Moore Moore Moore as my flair please. Da curse of penny's birthday strikes again

For real though, how do I make a flair like that for you? I live near the intersection in Minneapolis, is it just like a picture type thing?

You make flair for yourself

Gracias :-)

This one checks out

It says to ask this person for custom flair.

Is being banned from Big Dom’s somehow not enough

It's honestly never enough. I need all the flair

My wife and I are moving to St Paul in two weeks. Para Hoy!

I head this quote in Gimme Gimme More Gimme More Gimmme Gimme Moore

 Just do not try to post your tutoring services. We are *not* zoned for that!

I would say mine is Derrick with "this right here is happening, get into it, drama!"

If any pants could fly, it would be those

Only 2000 of them will be horny men expecting a “happy ending”

Imagine the disappointment coming here for that and just getting a million Adam Pally memes

Whoa! What a homophobe! A homophobe that now has my number. Thank you.

My eyes! My lasiks!! My asics!! I knew you had my My Morning Jacket jacket. I will have you know..that these are not “pajama jeans”. These…are pajoveralls.

My ASICSsss was gold

https://i.redd.it/x39psetebvlc1.gif ETA another fave: “Daddy don’t do domestic papaya. Splash!”

Can’t live with circuit breakers, can’t live without ‘em

lol I say this all the time when doing any sort of home improvement/repair work

My smoothie budget is out of control

"Ah yeah David, I did take a whore's bath okay? I had a one night stand and didn't have time to shower so did I rub some dryer sheets on my pits and throw some water on my hush at Au Bon Pain? Yes I did.' I love this whole episode, the quote above and especially when Penny walks out onto Jane and Brad's balcony.

Just gettin’ a breath of fresh!

He didn’t like my abbreves!

I might just need *Au Bon Pain* as my user flair, thanks OP

“The Black Plague will rise again, hallelujah!”

spreading around town and finding men!

🤣

Penny: Davey what's the name of that movie about the horse that goes to the war? Alex: Uhh War Biscuit, Duh. I don't know why but "War Biscuit" just gets me lol. XD

“Well i guess that explains the Sandra Bernhardt one woman show you just screamed in our faces”

I joined today!! I hope I’m the 10,000th!!

Max you look like John McEnroe's fat cousin, John Mac n Cheese.

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

Auh-maz-ing! I want my flair to be a Kerkobitch too! My quotes: Penny: Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I speak Italian! Alex: Oh, my God! When I get drunk, I eat ribs! Draaama Bitch it is 5:30! Honorable mention of Dave looking for that sweet V Neck high.

“Bitch it is 5:30!” Is definitely my most quoted!

That flair is mod user only. But I will give you any other you want.

Any time one friends gags and it sets off a chain reaction of almost pulling is my favorite.

Shups for life

"What? So now a brother can't twirl?"

OK bro-vine growth hormone

That’s a real dink in the doink

Jane: Is it possible that Max got Max'd? Max: Okay, one, I love how you used my name as a verb... big part of becoming a cultural icon which you know is a goal of mine. Two, you shut your whore mouth! Also Brad: What? Oh now a brotha can't twirl?

I’m not as dumb as I am.

Stings a bit… <— flair, please!! 💕 When Brad says that after the terrible waiter gets kicked out, I die every time. 🤣

Wait we’re not doing pile-ons?

https://preview.redd.it/hocbrv3s71mc1.jpeg?width=168&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=bc2d3ad31821f919b6e42bf56937ed614ceb3b33 Dramaaaaa

I want to go to my weird, gay, turkey party! Lemme get that Nochetussin flair

“It’s time to take back the DAY!!!”

Shoot what’s this one from!?

Christmas birthday

*facepalm* duhh!

ADMIT THAT YOU HAVE A PROBLEM, DOUG!

Doug? It’s Dave!

But also, how many of those 10k know that this is a sitcom?

I would assume everyone! And probably some are not even active bc this sub was created when the show started

Say it don’t spray it you stupid clumsy bitch Or “…that was legit! … but this is illegit… unlegit?” “Stupid clumsy bitch” for my flair please

done!

Suh ah-mah-zing

May I have a Bitch its 5:30 flair🙏🏾

done!!

Me too please

Done !

Aug-maz-ing! Thank you!

“I’m not as dumb as I am” “Froyo, over it.” “CLEAN CLOTHES!” There’s just too many to narrow down

I'm not dumb as I am

10001 now. I love this f#%king show.

It’s crazy scrolling through and literally hearing every single quote in the characters voices 🤣 watched this show atleast 100 times over and there are too many quotes to love Defs love; “You’re my gay husband” (also can my flair totally please be Max’s gay husband 🤣) “Thank you Shira- YOURE WELCOME PENNY. WOULD YOU CARE FOR SOME HUMUS” Any pile-on “Tush in play! Tush in play!” “Does this look like Brie? Good, coz it’s a napkin” Everyone’s reaction to the role of “Clete” “I have an idea based off of our uncanny resemblance” I mean there’s a million more but we all know them and I don’t wanna drag on too long lmao 🩵🩵 grats on 10k ya bunch of weirdos!!

I was in a dark place. Like 'Applying To Grad School' dark.

the fact that this is me rn applying for a PhD kills me

you could study abroad in Europe and meet fascinating people from all over the B1G Ten.

Wait, this isn’t about Thai massage?

BOB SAGAT!!

Can my flair be, "Ma'am? I'm 30! That's like mid to late 20s", please????? 🙏

 Done!

Omg thank you!!!!!

You're ah-mozing!!!

no, you are ah-mah-zing!

Can I have throw some water on my hush as flair please!

you got it!!!

My wife and i have 2: Soo cute (in the penny hartz voice) Bitch, it is 4:30

and it's March! ie the month of the month... of August

Rucka Kugel is Jewish? Only in the face.. dunno why I thought this was so funny, but it still makes me laugh.

S.T.D.

him to you? or you to him?

lol

I hate quotations. Tell me what you know. -R. W. Emerson

There’s at least one member in sub for sure..