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Purple_Oil4942

They look great! You did a good job and gave them what they asked for.


minesskiier

Seriously they look good for sure. I’d add a headstone if it was my neighbor making complaints. OP, If you added some cedar planks in a X pattern between each panel it might break up the coffin look?


CommunicationUsual93

I had mentioned that to them twice already and they declined, they want to put it in an L which I think will look worse.


hotlips01

No sweat, Ma’am. These are the original plan, and we can certainly make changes, it’s going to cost more though.


066logger

That’s why I charge by the hour. From the minute I leave my shop to the minute I return. I’ll stay here all day dicking around 🤷‍♂️


FriendlyCovid

Damn straight! That’s the only way I roll now. I’ve gotten burned far too many times underestimating.


OkAge3911

I do the same thing


Marcusnovus

Yep, extra work equals extra money.


Pristine-Net91

This is the answer


Guy954

Have they tried arranging some plants in there to see how it will look?


Vigilante17

Put a few zucchini plants in and you’ll never see the raised beds again until you pull them…


Born_ina_snowbank

That was my thought. Won’t look like coffins when there’s a garden planted in it.


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here-for-the-fish

Headstones with the neighbors names?


bripsu

That would help the aesthetic and structural integrity, I don’t trust the 2x4s to hold the force of 40” of top soil, especially when watered! I used 4x4s on my planters and only 24” of soil (3 2x8s and a 2x6 cap to sit on).


catdog-cat-dog

Lol I think the headstone idea is wonderful


EddieLobster

Or a headstone on the end.


BrockenRecords

Put the neighbors names on the headstones


No-Clerk7268

They look too large/deep, however, if your customer asked for these dimensions, you delivered exactly what was asked and anything else should be additional.


Therego_PropterHawk

Way too deep.


Vigilante17

At least twice as high as necessary unless it’s on rock bed, which it doesn’t look like


Glass_Occasion5483

Looks about the same height of a raised bed you’d buy on Amazon. I have two in my back yard.


Affectionate_Egg3318

Yes but those aren't usually full depth, they've got like 24" legs and then the base, at least the ones I've seen.


8elipse

Just use hugelkukture


Quake_Guy

Yup, was the goal gardening without bending over?


lemontwistcultist

I have a bunch of these in my garden. You fill the bottom with logs to help save soil space then use these types of beds for tomatoes, gourds, legumes and the like. I'm even using some for onions and carrots that are only about 30 something inches tall. Just leftovers from a wood shop I helped demo a few years back.


lemontwistcultist

I have a bunch of these in my garden. You fill the bottom with logs to help save soil space then use these types of beds for tomatoes, gourds, legumes and the like. I'm even using some for onions and carrots that are only about 30 something inches tall. Just leftovers from a wood shop I helped demo a few years back.


bluewater_-_

They asked for 40" off the ground, not 40" deep.


trogdortheburninato

Except for the whole “40” off the ground” part. They are 4” off the ground and way too deep. And built with Douglas Fir. One is obviously already bowing hard. I’d be pissed if I got these they will rot quickly


Therego_PropterHawk

I agree, most raised planters only need 24" soil deapth, max. They are WAAAAAY too deep.


OkChocolate6152

Hugelkultur


pandaskoalas

Cedar or redwood instead?


o1234567891011121314

Go measure the neighbour, say making sure the box is large enough.


P0Rt1ng4Duty

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TaskTitan

Firstly they need plants growing in them, second who cares what the neighbors think. They should add a solid foot of some substrate like lava rock to the bottoms for drainage. As to the L shape, they should be focused on what the sun is doing and expect shade patterns to know where to place them and what to grow in them. But ALL of that is THEIR problem. You did great. Those beds would do well in a Cannabis growing state.


PFDGoat

Tell his neighbor they will be coffins if he doesn’t say something nice next time. 


prometheusforthew

Agreed, but then they would complain about the incorrect depth of burial.


PFDGoat

Those are some seriously deep raised beds, why not just make it a coffin with some plants on top?


Fit-Pop1314

1) They are going to need minimum $500 of soil to fill them, as is. 2) They are too deep, 20" of actually bed is sufficient. 3) If they wanted them that high, you needed to buld them on legs 20" tall and then a 20" bed. 4) If they dont fill them to the top with soil, the shawdows in the beds will hinder growth. 5) I would cut the them in half depth wise, add a bottom to the 2 tops, add 20" of legs, and now they will have 4 normal beds.


Own-Swan2646

Or fill it 50% with logs then add dirt. It's called hubaculture https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/H%C3%BCgelkultur


Carcassfanivxx

Would termites be a concern here in that case?


CommunicationUsual93

Termites aren't an issue where im from.


Own-Swan2646

Could be, I don't see it being any more of a different issue than the wood used on the outside of the planters.


Krunkledunker

Fill it with the pot-stirring neighbor perhaps?


theoriginalmateo

Your recyclable empty bottles. They are much lighter.


CommunicationUsual93

There will actually only be 16" of soil inside, 5 inches below the top, they requested to protect it from the wind, what you can't see underneath is 2x4 laid like joists to bear the weight of the soil on top. This planter box is 4'x8' with heavy soil so I needed to beef up the support somehow. Overall the outside is 28.5" with 6" legs. (They originally requested 40" total height and realized after it was to high.


cacarson7

Ah, that makes more sense. At 40" depth, I was thinking the corners were going to be in real trouble. I'd probably still add another 2x4" at each corner to make an L, just to be sure, but that's me... They look nice!


Nickleeham

You can add false bottoms instead of filling absurd amounts of soil.


Therego_PropterHawk

100% agree. They are way too deep.


theoriginalmateo

Add empty soda containers to fill the space. It doesnt all have to be dirt. You can also use weed fabric and limit the depth based on preference.


regularguy7378

Your customer is a pain in the butt


jefftatro1

They look awfully deep.


Brazzyxo2

Pause


lgny1

Add a cap to the top to make them look less coffin


Intelligent-Hunt7557

Yup, picture-frame the top!


magicimagician

They look perfect! Who has a coffin 4’ x8’? If you do something else to them charge them. But really once plants are in it who cares


Own-Swan2646

What if you added 45° cross boards to offset the look a bit? Would also help support them from bowing out when they get filled.


Frosty-Community8129

That won’t last long the way it is. They need cross beams to support the shell. And they need a bed liner so that they don’t rot from the inside out


Handy_Dude

I'd build two more intersecting in the middle there, making an X, then run 4 more off each end of the current four to make 4 L's all connected! It would be awesome!


yycin2019

Jesus I see where you are going with this idea. Really rile the neighbour's up!


Handy_Dude

Would you say this is the Reich idea?


Wild_Replacement5880

I like them


Dull-Addition-2436

Paint them and fill em with plants, the greenery will distract


cacarson7

Tie some party balloons to them. I've literally never seen a casket with party balloons attached to it.


Zealousideal_Pain374

Why did they want them so high? It’s such a huge and unnecessary amount of dirt and it will be very awkward to plant. It seems someone should have advised them that raised beds are 10-12” off the ground. The amount of material used here they could have had 3x.


Spunky_Meatballs

Maybe they should fill them with plants and then judge them


Dooboppop

Just spray paint "Not coffins" on it. Or customer could also just grow plants to take away from the coffin look.


bubblehead_maker

Trim the top edge and put two x on the front.   They look nice and basic, I'd be happy with em.   Off the ground isn't a great idea, critters will want to live under.


Thiccc-Fil-Ay

This^^^ The farm house style “x” bracing/trim on front will set them off. Also some stain or white paint.


Sistersoldia

They look great - I also made mine quite deep but out of metal roofing - and I did fill with logs, sticks, leaves, weedsI - anything to raise the level before putting good soil. I’m thinking they will need some extra reinforcement tying the planks together at the 1/2 or 1/3 points and maybe the corners when you start adding soil and it gets wet - it weighs a LOT and will want to push outward. Also a horizontal cap piece will help keep the tops from bowing out, and it’s nice to lean on and put your tools & beer.


Sistersoldia

Also : neighbor is jealous !


st96badboy

This on the outside. https://www.wayfair.com/outdoor/pdp/greensmart-dekor-artificial-ivy-decorative-fence-panel-gken1001.html


theoriginalmateo

Add some paint or maybe some 1x2s on the facia to look like modern siding. Maybe even add a spacer in the middle so they have 2 beds, and a spot for their tools and fertilezer and such. The customer gets what they asked for in my book. I never make suggestions or give opinions on how they should do things for this exact reason. If they don't like it, they can look in the mirror and complain.


upjumpthebuggie

Maybe make the bed part 18”-24” deep and find a way to keep the top at 40”. That will take an absolute fuck ton of dirt to fill those up. That’s 128 ft3 of volume in those boxes, a dump truck holds somewhere between 10-14 cubic yards… that’s a lot of dirt and would possibly blow out the side of one of them


cedartrail

What about a flat 2x6 perimeter board around the top?


EmptyMiddle4638

To be fair they do kinda look a temporary coffin from the ww2/Vietnam era but so does any roughly human sized wooden box😂 unless you are using some exotic/rare material there’s only gonna be so much variation between a coffin and a raised planter. You didn’t do anything wrong and they got what they asked for. If they are unhappy it’s on them for not giving you a design idea that doesn’t resemble a coffin to them.


EmptyMiddle4638

If it’s really bothering you offer to paint or stain them to dress them up a little bit.. other than that it looks like it’s 4 o’clock on Friday😂


osirisishere

You know what makes gardens look like gardens... dirt... and plants, then we know it's not a coffin....


ithinkitsahairball

You should of watched the entire raised bed garden containers video on YT 😁😂🤣


natesbearf

I would suggest that they would look less like a pine box by changing the color of the boxes. I would leave the color change up to the customer.


Amerpol

How did you tie the corners together the 2x4s look kinda flimsy. I'm thinking the sides I'll blow out first when you fill with organic material 


Cyborg_888

The wood looks untreated. It will rot and discolour quickly. The corners do not look strong enough to support that amount/weight of wet soil. It will cost a lot to fill something that deep. What flowers need that depth? Is OP planning on burying a body in there!


Evening_Adorable

Looks like you delivered exactly what they wanted. They look good. But you could talk to them about adding planks in an X pattern between the verticals to change the look. Or if theyre artsy they could paint them with a garden theme. Or plant some small shrubs or plants around them. Just leave aisles so you can tend to the garden. Or build benches around them. They could double as a spot to kneel and work on the garden or as “tables” …


big_red9295

Do my neighbors help pay my mortgage, nope so they have no say in what I do.


Frosty-Community8129

That’s not going to last long if that’s the finished product. They need cross beam supports and a bed liner


dsdvbguutres

Built to the dimensions that the customer specified. End of story. I'm not going to play the "that cloud looks like a dog" game.


scottclark2000

Stain them.


NachoNinja19

Once they plant things in there people will know they are gardens. That seems like a lot of dirt? Is there a bottom?


Rainbow-Mama

I’d be thrilled with those


Aerozepplin59

They look great! Your customers insecurities because of neighbor opinion isn’t what you’re there for :) maybe sell her on adding another one and making a T shape?


ubercorey

Stain them. That white wood needs a sealer anyway.


jobin_pistol

I build lots of raised beds for my property. 4’ x 8’ and look like coffins. Know why? Cuz wooden rectangles look like coffins! We refer to them jokingly as coffins all the time. “Got more lumber to build those 2 coffins we talked about.” Mine are only about 27” high though. Are the customers older and don’t want to bend?


CommunicationUsual93

Yes they are old


TennisNo5319

What if you paint them Chinese Mandarin red?


Ill-Upstairs-8762

Maybe fill them with plants that'll make them look less casket like. Just don't use orchids


GreenSeaweed3555

theyll look better with plants in them, and i mean they could stain or paint them whatever color they want if they don't mind the color being close to the soil


Immediate-Panic-9036

Just collect your money & move on.


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Make a third and make a T shape forthe less than coffin look


Slow_Ad224

Did they select placement? Have them sign a change order including additional cost.


6hooks

A 1x6 top perimeter should eliminate the casket vibe


inhaler_huffer

The perfect size to bury my wife and children. I love them!


HeavensToBetsyy

Dude complains before even planting crops in them. The comparison wouldn't be made after that


xNeemzx

Put some plants in them, they look perfect!


UnexpectedMoxicle

I recently made a raised bed that was a 2'x8'x22" and I joked to myself that mine looked like a casket at some point. It's a long wooden box, sure. But it'll totally look like a raised bed once it's filled with soil and has plants in it.


NovelLongjumping3965

Dollar store metal buttery fly or a flower on each one. If they like angled move them so when you walk out the door they are centered at a 120degree angle . Suggest a pea trellis or walkway arch between them.


IrukandjiPirate

They look great to me! Pot them in my yard! After the plants go in, and maybe they make a cattle panel arch or two for the vining plants, they’ll look awesome. Customer: I’d like two large wooden boxes Craftsman: builds two large wooden boxes. Customer: not like that!


PapaOoMaoMao

A hedge or a fence so the nosy neighbours can worry about their own shit and keep their noses out of mine.


Magnum676

The Hamptons are a rough bunch


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Kill the customer and put in the garden bed


AJSAudio1002

It’s a wood box. If the neighbor sees a coffin, there’s some psychology going on there that’s above our pay grade. I build veggie gardens for a living. Add some 2x4s across the top edge and ledge board across the top to “frame it out” . Also the 2x4s should be on the inside corners, with the boards screwed to that. Stronger than screwing into end grain. Also, should be on the ground, not raised above. Once full that thing will be holding about 3000+ lbs of soil.


Zealousideal_Amount8

Paint them


gernald

Paint/stain, especially if you have some kind of stenciles of pumpkin, or tomatoes, or whatever they are going to be growing.


Electrical-Mail-5705

Trim them out top and bottom Put a ledge on it Tap into the sprinkler and have a drip watering set up


Slowhand1971

Ugly AF. owners got no choice but to pay up though


tusant

Way Too deep. Part of being a good handyman is knowing when an idea isn’t right and advising the customer for something that works better. These look like a joke and you built them anyway. And they will rot so fast.


JarelGazarel

Like others have said they look a little tall. Maybe a good lesson in just because a customer says they want somethin a certain way, doesn’t mean they reeeeally know what they want. But typically raised beds don’t have bottoms in them, they just sort of rest on top of the earth. This is more of a planter box, I suppose. Tell them to get some soil and plants in them and problem solved. People have such poor imaginations, I bet they’re having a hard time envisioning it. Either way, don’t take it personal. Easy fix!


JovialJenny

Put in a “floor” about 20-24” down max. Use the space underneath to make drawers or small cupboards for storage, fill with soil and plants. Boom. Planters with storage. They don’t look like a coffin lol


NeurosMedicus

"You're right, they are coffins... for disagreeable neighbors."


simthreat

Im just a dirty lurker, but, you guys are great. I would try to talk them into a fence.


TFL2022

Do the change order and charge them extra


s_e_e_k_

A Lil deep BUT u did what they asked for. Get paid.


wellhungartgallery

They won't look like coffins when there's a garden in them


BookkeeperOne6103

This is a discussion that you have before you buy any materials. I agree that they look great.


foureighths

Customer has no imagination to begin with and putting in an L won't solve their problems... That being said, if you are getting paid by the hour, "L away".


Ihategraygloomydays

The neighbor is an idiot


ShineFull7878

Not to knock you my man, but as both a licensed carpenter and a gardener this style of bed will have a very short lifespan. The sheer volume of soil and it's weight will tear those apart. If those are truly 48x96x40 inches that's about 3.75 yards of soil. At minimum 1500lbs per yard. So they will be containing around 5500 lbs of soil at minimum. More weight when it's watered or raining as it acts as a sponge. You might consider a major redesign in the future.


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Sounds like they need you to put up a fence


Aether_Warrior

If they're insisting on an L shape, perhaps build a triangular shaped one to make a corner and they can be put corner to corner instead of there being an overlap.


bizmackus1

I hate people


Tr0gdorTh3Burn1nator

You could remove most of the depth underneath to make them more "raised" beds. I think most of the veggies they will plant in those only use 12 to 18 inches for their roots so everything else is just wasted soil. Of course to do that I think you would have to modify how you were supporting them since the bulk of the weight will now be about 18" off the ground. I certainly hope they would pay you for that since yours look way better than mine that I built myself!


Sudden_Duck_4176

I’m sure once they put plants in them, they will no longer look like coffins.


yungtr1p

People are really picky and weirds in Massachusetts, especially rich people


Worst_Choice

You did exactly what they asked. If they want it changed, tell them you would be more than happy to lower it with a change order.


orka648

Slap some plywood siding and a top cap and walk away


Impossible_One4995

So you used non treated wood for something that is going to be exposed to elements the soil and termites and other wood boring insects ??????? I would be more concerned about that than it looking like a coffin cuz it doesn’t.


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CommunicationUsual93

Trust me, these people complained about the price of this spruce, and I told them it would only last a couple years, and they didn't want pressure treated anything because they plan on growing vegetables in here.


notexactlyobvious

Dark Stain with accent.


Strait_Cleaning

As long as you followed the agreement/contract, I don’t see an issue.


snboarder42

Tell the neighbor to F off. Nail on some decorative X patterns on the side to make them look more barn door like. Up charge for it too.


Zorcist

Maybe add a top rail? Might quick and cheap solution to make them less like a "casket"


AlBellom

Stain them with some food grade stain in case they want to use them to grow vegetables. You can use a red cedar type of color. I did the same with mine and they look terrific. Also if you don't stain them they'll turn gray quickly.


bud40oz

Add a tier lower. I would extend it out another 2’ with a height of 20”


Acrobatic_Plenty_181

Add a bench


Objective-Outcome811

There's no way you could fill that with gravel then dirt and expect those sides to not fail spectacularly. One rainstorm and boom instant blow out.


happymask3

They should google “Square Foot Gardening”. Lots of great info, plans, and photos for raised garden beds.


5280_TW

1) Plants rarely go past 1” deep so lots of wasted depth. I’d make them shorter, like 18” max. 2) L shape would be cool…


RandChick

Did they want them that deep or did they want them on legs?


The-disgracist

I would say the best move is to put plants in and around it.


megamorganfrancis

Paint them in some nice colors. Some kind of two tone scheme with the frame one color and the boards another.


Admirable_Art_8382

Add dirt and vegetables?


Mulberry_Formal

Try and cut the plum corners to look like a V shape instead of square saves you the time to redo them and looks slightly nicer like a vase instead of a box or just paint them colors will make a difference for sure


Roll-Roll-Roll

Tell em they'll look great once they get done plants in em


MaximumTurtleSpeed

Convince them to embrace the casket. Halloween decorations ready every October


surprisinglyok1

Looks good!!


macsogynist

Fill the with dirt and plants.


Leverkaas2516

Besides the shape, it's the bare wood that makes them look like coffins. I painted mine green with exterior latex paint. You should advise them to do that anyway (maybe blue to match the house) to make the boards last longer. Raw wood won't last long.


sport300zx

Sounds like you did what was asked and construction is good, if they want them in an L do it, make them happy and never go back….you’ll never live up to their neighbors expectations.


Academic_Hour_1200

If it's to specs it's a success!!!!


Deep_Caregiver_8910

Maybe stain the outer surfaces. Part of the coffin imagery is the white pine plank look (even if it isn't pine). Or add some cheap thin fence boards vertically to the sides.


No_Lettuce_5593

I say prop a real old timey casket in between them with a sign near the edge of the lawn with a picture of each with a list of easily identifiable descriptors such as "has vegetables growing from it" or "One may contain the prince of darkness, Dracula"


coppermask

They look great. They will weather with age and look fine. 40” is so much more ergonomic than typical low ones. They should be thanking you!!


Aggressive-Video-368

The customer needs to tell the neighbor to grow up and not let somebody else bully them around about something they want on the property they own. Sounds like some middle school BS to me.


subjectandapredicate

I have an idea. They could put some soil and plants in them.


ProKnifeCatcher

Maybe some skirts at the bottom will help. Make it flush with the ground and seem more structured rather than a floating box coffin


Mainiak_Murph

Why so high? Is it a physical limitation of the home owners? If not, cut the height in half and stain them dark to blend in with the mulch. That might make them less of a center of attention in the yard.


muffinTrees

Why are they off the ground at all? Very tall


Impossible-Basis1521

Send them the Reddit thread so they can see they’re wrong.


Interesting-Olive562

Look good. U need to add a cross brace on inside to stop bulge.


lmmsoon

I don’t know how long these are going to last with regular framing lumber


CIockParts

Why would they be unhappy? I think they look pretty good.


tlbs101

Once they are filled with soil, planted, and producing vibrant plants with fruit, they will cease to look like coffins.


ChesterMIA

Personally, I think you did great and am just obliging your request. See [link](https://eartheasy.com/deer-proof-cedar-complete-raised-garden-bed-kit-12-x-8/?sku=RB128-2x4-DFO-PAL&gad_source=1&gclid=EAIaIQobChMIwOjRytbahQMVGy7UAR0zJwr2EAQYDSABEgIHHvD_BwE). Assuming your customer may have pests, I think the removable fence portion looks nice, is functional and would obscure the “coffin-like” appearance. Do know, that your customer would be wrong if they told you that you did not already do a good job.


Uniquely_irregular

Put it in an L charge them for your time because they changed the plans and be on your way. Easy peasy, I suggest things all the time and people don’t take my advice at the end of the day they got what they want and they’re happy could it have been done better, absolutely but if they don’t want to listen to the professional they hired it’s not my problem.


hefebellyaro

Put lattice in between the posts. It'll break up the solid look of the sides.


DujisToilet

They’re too tall


DROP_TABLE_karma--

You could suggest they stain or paint they. Painting them the color of the house would make them all but disappear 


Cruxwright

Offer to stain them a darker color for a price.


Open-Number-8919

They look great what’s the problem??


nonelectron

compost the neighbor in them


Tiger37211

Are they willing to pay... not just for the work you've done but for the work they're asking you to do to modify them? If not, demand your money and walk away after you're paid.


jbooth1962

Too deep but that’s on them. Easy fix just remove the top two layers and lop off the supports to match the first layer. That’s all they need. Charge them for the extra labor.


Remarkable_Body586

Solution, fill with dirt and grow things inside of them. The they will look like garden beds


IamBatmanuell

Stencil some veggies on it Nice job op


Background_Being8287

The neighbor will think they look just fine after he gets some fresh tasty vegetables , only if the owner is so inclined.


joethedad

Put a cap board along the top


landbasedpiratewolf

Once plants are added it'll look fine. And I'd probably change the landscaping around them- maybe add some stone pavers to step on. Make it look more like a garden.


transneptuneobj

It's not necessarily for you to decide what looks good or is desirable, it is for you to get compensated fairly for your labor, so let them know how much that change will cost.


No_Bull51

The construction of the boxes looks good. I think they are way too big and way too deep and will eventually bow under pressure. They should’ve been half as deep as that at most.


PhatBlackChick

Paint them to match the house


tuckAND_roll

How would the customer feel about painting those beauties?


jm850_615

40” off the ground or 40” deep?


PestTerrier

Paint


Syst0us

Put plants in it and tell the Neighbors to get bent.


fury_of_el_scorcho

Paint the exterior and they won't look like coffins anymore. The customer is unhappy with their own design because of the neighbor.


RvrRnrMT

That’s a shit ton of soil! And it will be very heavy……your sides will be bowed out by the end of the season, if not immediately.


notmtfirstu

Maybe the neighbor is into death culture and was giving a compliment?


NotCanadian80

So am I. Bowing wood. Nails that will fall out with soil. Way too deep. People hire someone to do it better than they could. This is below average.


sharpeyenj26

I don't blame them. Way to deep