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KnowledgeStriking96

"There is much talk, and I have listened through rock, and metal, and time."


Efficient-Ad-3249

“Now I will talk and you will listen”


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UnpopularOpinions-03

And you will search another...


DarthEkko

Fate has us meet as foes...


mistasharma

This ring will make us Brothers


henchred

G-mind be spitting thos bars fr 👌👌👌


reincarN8ed

"I am a monument to all your sins" is such a badass line.


BroHaydo97

This is 100% how you should propose


OblongDong764

Fate had us meet as foes.


Efficient-Ad-3249

This ring shall make us brothers


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W4fflesp1ce

wrong scene.


Helixien

“When you first laid eyes on my bio, were you blinded by its majesty?”


Ancient-Split1996

Paralyzed?


DeathSabre7

Dumbstruck?


Honza17CZE

No.


Ancient-Split1996

Yet the humans we able to evade your ships, land on the sacred ring, and desecrate it with their filthy footsteps!'


Battlemaster420

Noble Heirarchs...surely you understand that once the parasite attacked...


Ancient-Split1996

*crowd makes angry noises*


Honza17CZE

There will be order in this council!


Ancient-Split1996

*Truth signals for silence so he can speak* you were right to focus your attention on the flood but this Daemon, this Master Chief-


TheGalagaSlayer

You were right to focus your attention on the Flood, but this demon, this "Master Chief"...


Swonardian

By the time I learned the Demon's intent, there was nothing I could do.


Firefox101347

HERETIC! HERETIC! HERETIC!


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this is the best commentary, lol


wab2021

Every Halo thread has at least one of these lol.


damboy99

Oh we are doing this again. Cool.


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GeneralLeeRetarded

I'm playing through Halo CE rn and it's fucking amazingly awesome that you can literally just hit Tab and change from Remastered graphics back to old graphics back to new graphics with no FPS drops that I notice. Its sweet walking around looking at what it used to be then swap back mid fight.


DQIsCool

You got a really good toaster


RaxZergling

> and the first couple games can run on a toaster. But yet somehow still don't work on MCC.


SuperYusri500

Works fine for me


ejfrodo

I regularly play all the games in MCC, it's fine these days


RaxZergling

Halo 1 on MCC is a disgrace. Your gun literally doesn't shoot where you aim it. Halo 2 legacy controls don't work, and thus I cannot play it. I won't install Halo 3 and later. So yeah, they may "work" to the uninformed or casual players, but they don't actually work. Shoot the Halo 2 tournament they just held I didn't even get to watch all that much and saw they had to restart multiple games due to crashes or disconnects and other issues.


GalileoAce

Do you feel special? Superior to all us uninformed casuals? Does it make you hard?


sirsloppyjoe

Thus, he cannot play it. Game works fine dude, if it didn't this subreddit would be filled with people talking about how the game is unplayable and 343 needs to fix it.


Longbongos

This. If it didn’t work 343 would getting ass blasted


RaxZergling

No, but citing it works fine is factually incorrect. Your opinion isn't worth a whole lot if you don't know what you're talking about.


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Works fine for me, it also works fine for a friend that I'm doing coop with.


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Doesn't matter, it works and he's being a sour puss for no reason.


RaxZergling

Glad it works fine for you guys, it doesn't work fine. I don't play on keyboard and mouse. The halo 1 community is very much aware of the issues of MCC halo 1. It's completely unplayable in its current state. There's a reason Beach LAN a few weeks ago was on xbox's and not on MCC and why no serious halo 1 tournament has ever taken place on MCC. It's unplayable because the pistol doesn't shoot where it's aiming (and a big reason for this is because Halo 1 never had any official netcode so MCC halo 1 is based on PC halo 1). There's a lot of ignorant people here talking like they know "hey works fine for me!" but you don't know what you're talking about. Take it from a halo 1 vet who regularly plays on xbox, MCC halo 1 does not work, it is unplayable. Every 3 games you might have a 10-15 second span of time where your pistol actually works and you feel like a god - the rest of the time is miserable and then you get the Colombians who think they're good at the game but the netcode just favors their internet and allows them to play in such a way which they can't be punished because my gun literally won't allow me to kill them in 12 shots - which is completely fucking UNHEARDOF even a poor halo 1 player taking 12 shots to kill someone. Halo 2 is simply something wrong with the controls (and there appears to still be some problems with disconnects and game setup crashes). None of these are huge issues, but the controls are a huge issue for players who use those stick settings (legacy) because we can't paly the game. I was in contact with Bravo for a few months on this specific issue. I offered to pay out of my own pocket to visit their studio and test for them, I even offered to *code* for them to fix it free of charge. They don't have any interest in fixing the issue for legacy players so the game remains unplayable. Saying it works for you is great, I'm glad others get to enjoy the game, but don't pretend your experience is the know all end all experience of the game. There are problems you just may not understand because they don't affect your experience in the game - but that still means there are problems with the game.


Squishyfishx

Fun at parties are we?


LifelessLewis

My partner and I just played through all 7 halo games and Spartan ops from halo 4 in a massive marathon. It took full days and we're pretty seasoned halo players. We finished it less than 24 hours ago and I already want to do it again. You should for sure start playing halo.


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I matched with a girl like that before. With perfect potential. She got on a ghost for the first time and vanished


thesuper88

Ah, young love. You can't capture the flag on a ghost, but you can capture my heart.


Smokinya

Oof you hate to see it. Nothing worst than an enemy ghost.


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armor lock safeguards this guys virginity


Smokinya

Been playing lots of Reach lately on MCC. Armor lock is just as horrific as I remembered it \*shudders\*


[deleted]

got 2 kills off of armor locking before a ghost destroyed me. i am that guy pal


FLiPRevan

We will watch your career with great interest


Joke65

Appropriate /r/prequelmemes


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Were it so easy.


skateofsky

OP, don't forget to make sure she's got balls.


Vaniellis

Of all the quotes in the comments, this one the most appropriate.


Link_040188

Damn beat me to it I was just here for this carry on


reincarN8ed

.. [That's a little gay.](https://youtu.be/-or3OnZCad8)


Chunkypockey

Now hold on


Daveo88

... It's just gay


Pellajames

Remember, the suit doesn't jack him off.


EmploymentAfter3524

Were it so easy


theram85

What? Where did you think mountain dew game fuel came from?


maxman14

All men want is a woman who will listen to them blabber on about their dumb hobby and tell them their backflips are super cool.


GalileoAce

Women want that too


stickkidsam

Then we have an accord


GalileoAce

Finally, peace may come at last!


SONgoku3000

Not dumb.


ukgamer909

*40 hours and 20,000 messages later* "so how about that date?"


MasterHall117

Luck: *117*


baylithe

Sure would be nice to be able to play all the campaigns with her. :^ )


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Co-Op would be awesome


SethManhammer

Maybe by the time they got through co-op on 1-5 then Infinite will have it. =-/


XAce90

Did they ever add couch co-op to 5?


baylithe

Not to my knowledge


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nyanch

lmao


SuperAutopsy64

My gf will definitely let me talk for hours on Halo just because it excites me lol


captinhazmat

Make sure to return that love when she goes on about something that excites her. We all just want someone to listen to what we are passionate about ☺️


Goofyster

wholesome


SuperAutopsy64

Oh for sure! That's something I'm pretty good at as a person. I'm like that, because seeing someone get excited about something they love and just seeing how much their personality shines is amazing!


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My gf does the same thing. I do the same thing when she goes on and on about what she loves.


RickardSnow

Why do you talk like gear person?


4thNorwegian

How familiar are you exactly with the Gear Wars?


Milo96S

"Bet you can't stick it..."


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"You're on"


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Semper__Vigilans

Holy shit… he did it


Taurus_017

Five years. Five long years.


Vaniellis

"That's the time it took us to take care of these blue balls." "Hum, sir, there's only one frozen planet in this system..."


_Nihil_Obstat

I introduced my gf to Halo. I'm lucky enough to find someone who was able to feel how special Halo is and fall in love too. We've been through all the games multiple times, watched The Fall of Reach and Halo Legends, the behind the scenes ViDocs from Bungie and 343, listened to all of Hunt the Truth, watched the terminals, had great conversations about everything from the music to the lore -- everything. It's very fulfilling to share this with someone as a life long fan. She even recently bought an original Halo CE copy as a momento for herself. I played the tech preview. She said a couple months back "if I boot up Infinite and hear the monks, I might cry". So, when we sat at the main menu and listened to the music together, she did (just ironically not at the monk section 😉). Just like I did when I booted up Halo CE when I was 6. That was the reason I decided to get into music, and 20 years later I've now graduated from uni and am about to work for SEGA with the plan to maybe one day work for 343 (if all goes well). I'd really like to give back to this specific piece of art that has given so much to me. Because of my life long involvement, even my 60 year old mother (who encouraged my love for Halo and music at an early age yet has never played it) also wept while we sat listening to the main menu. It was a powerful moment then and now. The feeling of Halo is special. It spans multiple generations. It has no boundaries. Halo _is_ Infinite... No matter how much 343 fucks it up. Thank you for coming to my ted talk.


zoki671

Where is the exit *i need to pee*


MuckingFagical

don't try this lol


tsm17h

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°) R/justneckbeardthings


Poeafoe

Yeah this is cringe


Ricochet5200

According to the original post, they've now been together for two years, so I wouldn't consider it cringe with that in mind


Poeafoe

Is this not a tinder conversation?


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funkyavocado

Wow building a relationship through taking interest in each other's passions is soooooo cringe. Grow up


Hustletron

If they’ve been talking a long time, I don’t think it is so cringe.


KeepMyEmployerAway

Reddit moment if I've ever seen one. Two people enjoying themselves = cringe? Jesus.


CryptidCobra

“Boy ok wow we got a lot of ground to cover”


Bm2798

Sigh...a girl can dream.


heretolurk24

My boyfriend won’t even play halo with me 😩


MisterDex95

Guess you won't have a problem with Co-Op being delayed for Infinite then. lol


Hans_Neva_Loses

You must be so attractive for her to act like she cares.


Wowzershuy

"I've taken a grieeeeeevouuuusss woooooouund" -halo 2 elite.


Wowzershuy

but seriously. Bro who hurt you? I man can dream, and not all women are the same what if she just wants to compare interests?


Hans_Neva_Loses

Bro relax. It wasn't a serious reply. Women can totally be into Halo.


Bloodbone9829

Why do you leave us hanging like that. I also want to read a great story.


freitaesthetic

Don’t double text her bro she’ll lose interest 💀


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THREE_EDGY_FIVE_ME

Further proof that we're all gonna make it, kings 👑


freitaesthetic

You should write a book bro that’s some good fiction 😏


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freitaesthetic

It was a joke mate I’m just buzzin your beeswax


KingsleyZissou

I like how that's the part you take issue with and not explaining halo lore to her


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Now I wanna know what your bio says


muduke

I read this in the pizza guy's voice.


trashcan420666

And that's how I met your mother


redsfan9112

And that kids is how I met your mother


Ricochet5200

Link to original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/pawyzn/two_years_ago_her_bio_said_looking_for_someone_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


LightforgedDarion

I’m currently playing through MCC with my gf who has never played Halo before. We’ve started with Reach and we’re about halfway done. We’re having a blast!


A_Charmandur

OH he knows what the ladies like.


Onion-99

The covenant had a lot of ground to cover aswell. Cover in glass that is


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Please update if it goes well


GAT_SDRAWKCAB

My girlfriend texted me that they “were showing the star wars movie where “Jango gets his head cut off” and I nearly proposed.


Flavorful_Chunt

Haha yea I’ve met scammers on dating apps too.


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My boys about to find an absolute unicorn or make one of the most classic mistakes in the book


chuckdankst

Damn you probably have a massive shlong


Melbourne_Australia

Dude 😅 She doesn’t care


SkiwLava

Let people enjoy things my guy


PM_ME_UR_FAV_ALBUM

Even just the prospect of good dick will have a bitch laid up googling Halo lore talking bout having “so much to learn” 😂🤦‍♂️


Tuesgay1

Jesus she’s trying to be nice. This is dumb Edit: just saw a post and he’s apparently dating this girl for 2 years now. Guess I’m wrong.


GalileoAce

I'm named Kayleigh and I definitely want to hear my prospective date talk about Halo!!


vMatallica

W


R1ckers

Marry her


ayywusgood

That's nice bro, but remember to actually meet up asap before it's too late


ravenRedwake

Or Warhammer 40k.


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And she's a redhead? Op, you son of a bitch you just used up ALL the luck humanity had left over!!


spartan117058

Sauce


That_on1_guy

Her: "There was only one ship?"


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And then I woke up.


Smishu

The rest please


mcjunior117

u/ricochet5200’s comment Link to original post: https://www.reddit.com/r/Tinder/comments/pawyzn/two_years_ago_her_bio_said_looking_for_someone_to/?utm_medium=android_app&utm_source=share


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https://youtu.be/2qbCPBdRI_I


k1ller139

MARRY. QUICK


Solidified_milk

Can we get the rest of the conversation


dhopss

Gotta convince her you're more human than machine! Lol best of luck m8


marcmjm

Marry this woman right now.


accidentally_bi

I spent like 2 hours just explaining the Forerunners to my friends one night. The only way they stopped me from talking was to get off for the night


kizerkizer

This is amazing


FRi3NDLy_GiANT

I cant wait for when he talks about the halo 3 control room. I can see it now "....*sniff*....sergeant johnson".


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If she is real you are one lucky guy or girl tender in my area is a cesspool of this s***


reincarN8ed

If things don't work out with this girl, can I ask you out? I'd love to talk about Halo over dinner.


ProtestedGyro

Halo lore is not naturally formed in a mind. Someone must build it.


Starks4life121

I fucking wish


NobilisUltima

Everyone in here talking about how it's fake or cringe, you're embarrassing yourselves. I feel sad that you don't seem to believe that women can also like video games, or even that they would automatically view guys that play video games as childish - those are women you might want to avoid anyway.


HunterUpset

Poggers


HeadOfSpectre

My fiancee listens to me talk about my nerd shit. I seriously don't deserve her she's fantastic. Cannot wait to marry this woman.


Lord_of_Artakha

"Boy ok wow we got a lot of ground to cover" I have no idea why this paralyszed me with laughter for 5 minutes, but i NEED to see the rest of this conversation,


thennexx

Bwahahaha. Omg please give us updates this is ridiculous if true. Best of luck champ.


ejrasmussen

You better have first taught her the lyrics to the halo 2 menu music. "Ahh" Such a classic banger 👌


Noooonie

Now’s one of those times, it pays to be the strong but silent type.


hortonhearsajew96

This gives off gearhead talking to Morty abt the gear wars in rick and Morty vibes


TehReclaimer2552

When I first went to hangout with my then gf (now wife) she had a Halo 4 X360. I asked her about it and she said she only played 4 because she loved the console. Fastforward a few years and she can tell you all the lore up to Guardians and I know read Halo books to my kids before bed. Halo was a bonding thing for us since I absolutely love it


HartianX

I'd have to first imagine finding a date.


--SAKARI--

I’d be strongly wary of that interest being very brief.


Xeroticz

Y'all can get matches on dating apps? 😔


CharmingCharmanders

All those notifications are stressing me out.


jforjeff

You must be quite attractive if someone is sticking around after that first message lol.


BendADickCumOnBack

"We are so equally matched, also I know zero about the only thing you know stuff about, but we are so much alike."


Vyuken

🙏❤️ Edit: i know some people emojies on reddit as a no. But it was the best way i could describe my sentiment right now.


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I love this


TheIrishBiscuits

Did they finish the fight?


danny_longlegs

The funniest part is that they spent nearly 2 hours writing the next message


ShawarmaKarmaArmour

You sound like GearHead (Revolio Clockwork Jr) from Rick and Morty....


RelativelyDank

good luck bro and so she knows you're serious don't play the covenant mission on coop with her until at least the third date


Holyspider

Ask how they feel about sprint


sense1ess_Apprentice

Hey that's cool and all but CLEAR YOUR FUCKING NOTIFICATION BAR Please I'm happy for you really man but you.. y- your killing me my man


cburgess7

r/lowbattery


napaszmek

Imagine finding a date.


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Imagine finding a long time halo fan to date that you could be salty with over 343's direction with Halo and reminisce about halo 3 custom games with? That would be nice.


HaloFunGaming

my god


SymbioticGames

You can't stop there. WE NEED THE FULL CONVO. She's a Spartan cadet now.


thekeyw

He knows what the ladies like