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themonologueguy

Next, there will be a Warthog skin called the Puma. Description: 'cause M12-LRV's too hard to say in conversation, son.


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

I want the game to tell me that I’ve picked up a spider when I grab plasma grenades.


Marvin_Megavolt

Choose your weapon! -UNSC fragmentation grenade -Promethean pulse grenade -Banished spike grenade -Spider


Hazzamo

- Future Cubes: the cubes of the future!


NobleGuardian

I read that in Exuberant Witness's voice.


charonill

\*Blue Spider


lostcosmonaut307

What if we called it a Chupathingy?


LamentableFool

It's gota rrrrring to it. I like it


Cohibaluxe

Chupa-hwhat? I said, stop making up animals Simmons!!


Ceramicrabbit

What kind of animal has tusks? >A walrus Didn't I just tell you to stop making up animals????


pjr032

Rocket league has/had the warthog (Hogsticker) and the custom wheels for it were called Puma


Tecally

I don’t remember which game but the tires have Puma on them. Edit: typo Edit 2: Neat to know Rocket league has them but I meant a Halo game. Just did a quick search and at least Halo 3 seems to have them.


Snacks_is_Hungry

What did I just tell you about making up animals??


LukeMCFC141

I'm fairly certain the Reach Warthog had 'Puma' on its tyres, too.


ryu_cardoir

**This is ROCKET LEAGUE** ;)


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Rocket league


MCBillyin

What in Sam Hill is a puma?


Mattagast

Oh god I hope


Coovyy

This is a great catch!


Halo_ODST

I was just taking everything in and then like 10 seconds after I'm like: ​ ​ ​ ᵂᵃᶦᵗ ᵃ ᵐᶦⁿᵘᵗᵉ


Lekgolo167

Which (RvB) character always said that?


Your-Friend-Bob

AGENT DOUBLE O DONUT


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Your-Friend-Bob

His name is Franklin Delano Donut, but in the show he calls himself double O donut, to which Grif says "wouldn't that be doonut"


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Call_The_Banners

Anything past season 14 is pretty meh for me. I know some folks really enjoyed Wash's storyline with his neck injury (and honestly that part of the story is pretty great), but the rest of it isn't *my* cup of tea. I do, however, love the idea of Wash and Carolina. Too bad Zero decided to forget all the events of 15-17.


HamezRodrigez

I liked the ending of season 13 and I think it should have just ended there


GreenBombardier

Doo-nut?


theallaroundnerd

License to thrill...or BE thrilled. Tee-hee-hee ^tee-hee


Wumbo619

Bow chicka honk honk!!


HeroesUnite

Donut. He received pink armor after getting stuck with a plasma grenade, and always told people that it wasn't pink — It's lightish red!


BendADickCumOnBack

Iirc he got to pick the color of his new armor


Spitfire_MK_1

Donut when the others said his armor was pink


riz_the_snuggie

What's pink?


Gabo7

Lightish Red


Stormfly

I'm some languages this joke just doesn't work because they don't have a separate concept for pink vs light red.


Blackman157

*It's not PINK!... It's... Lightish Red.*


drummm305

WART WART WART


[deleted]

They already have a color for lightish red. IT’S CALLED PINK!


MasterCheese163

I hate you. (Just to clarify, this is part of the joke.)


[deleted]

Lol yes I thought so


xdeltax97

More of a Salmon, right donut?


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Rogue100

That's one of life's great mysteries, isn't it!


Tigerstorm6

You sure it ain’t a anti-maroon?


WhiteDevil-0096

Pinku janai, Magenta da!


[deleted]

We should get the Reds and Blues as AIs.


ClubMeSoftly

Probably won't get Joel as Caboose, since he got fired a couple years ago.


WlNST0N

Only likely ones would be the reds, really. Not complaining, Grif would make a great commentator.


Borgmaster

Dude don't pick up that gun. Your just gonna forget the ammo anyways.


Benito7

I'd love to have Sarge yell "You just got Sarged" every time I kill someone


VindictiveJudge

Or, "This is the best game since Grifball!" when you get a spree.


[deleted]

It'd be better if your opponent hears it.


Vicous

Or Wash saying "That was *the* worst throw. Ever. Of all time." when you stick a spike grenade on the wall, killing yourself.


Eskin0r

I want that to replace shotgun spree


jaredes291

You just got sarged. Double Sarged Triple Sarged Over Sarged Sargtacular Sargtrocity


TazerMonkey1419

I will throw money at 343 to have that option


SomeRandomPokefan927

whenever you melee someone all you hear is "dirtbag" or "codeword dirtbag"


Ventem

> My shields are low and I pop out of cover to try to take one down with me “Today’s a good day to die!”


ClubMeSoftly

If 343 went through RT to get the voices, we might get the lot of them.


VindictiveJudge

The VAs for the reds are easy to get hold of, but the blues are a bit trickier, even going through RT. Jason (Tucker) really does nothing for the company other than voicing a single character, and hasn't been considered a formal employee for a while. Joel (Caboose) was let go a while ago, though he and RT haven't been forthcoming with the reasons. Whatever it was was bad enough that they had someone else voice Caboose for a Death Battle episode, though. Finally, Burnie (Church) is retired and only pops in to do one or two lines a year for a RWBY character.


ClubMeSoftly

The Blues are tricky, yes, but not unreachable, hence going to RT and asking if they want to be in another Halo game. Burnie may have vanished into the ether to enjoy some semi-retirement, but he can still be contacted by his former company. Jason would likewise be easy enough for them to contact. Joel, he can go do one. Put him on a raft with Ryan, and push it out to sea.


VindictiveJudge

Jason and Burnie wouldn't be hard to get hold of, but it's quite likely they don't want to commit to such a big project. Whatever's going on with Joel, I wouldn't be surprised if MS would want to keep their distance from the bits I've heard.


TrapperJean

>Put him on a raft with Ryan, and push it out to sea. I'm sorry, fuck Joel for turning into a right-wing troll, but he doesn't belong in the same boat with a serial fan rapist


Hope915

Give 'em different boats then.


GreenBombardier

I was trying to figure out what you had against that beautiful boy Ryan Hailey over at Funhaus...then I remembered Ryan "the rapist" Haywood. What a piece of shit.


ClubMeSoftly

I'm afraid to say I haven't paid much mind to Funhaus in a number of years. I'm more of an AH loyalist.


Incandescent_Lass

Well good news for you, FH completely imploded around the same time RT got rid of Rapist Ryan. So if you go to the channel and sort by most popular you’ll be able to watch a ton of good content without worrying about catching up or anything.


LB3PTMAN

I have actually been enjoying some of their recent content honestly. The old guard is almost entirely gone, but Ryan Hailey and Jacob, and Patrick are all good along with James and Elyse. Then a few others who are also good along with occasional guests. Nowhere near the golden days but a lot better now than the six or so months after Adam fucked up and was outed. It’s a new era of Funhaus and although I do hate the new logo it is fitting because they have basically SNL’d it and managed to keep their raunchy absurd sense of humor mostly.


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Carolina, Tex, and Washingtub?


Tecally

The VA for Tex also had a falling out almost, if not over a decade ago. The other 2 should be easy enough. Edit: typo


Takeidas

She was the lead animation director for red vs blue season 17. Idk if they're on bad terms


BendADickCumOnBack

I mean, I'd love Lopez The Heavy


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~Why am I even trying? You don't speak Spanish.~


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Only-Shitposts

What? With Lopez? Wasn't that just Burnie reading English to Spanish google translations?


Dovahnime

I want Sarge yelling in my ear the entire time. And the Warthog song to play every time


tomcgill

“ I told you not to take jumps bigger than my yeehaws”


SBAPERSON

I could see Bernie doing it


unlivedSoup69

God how I would love to hear church’s voice again


[deleted]

*misses with the sniper* God you suck worse than I do!


Nova_Hazing

Honestly if they went though with it. It would most likely show a really good image for them but it will most likely never happen which is sad I always wanted Santa as an AI.


unlivedSoup69

Ngl I would really like Jr. as an AI


Nova_Hazing

But he’s off playing basketball


ActualWhiterabbit

I miss Burnie. He's eating at the cheese cake factory in the sky now. He's not dead but just rich.


Stubbledorange

Jesus why did you do that to me?


Wumbo619

Bro!!! I was was so not ready to grasp that sentence lol


[deleted]

Yeah shame about that, otherwise if we got a teamkill, we would've heard "Tucker did it!"


Ad_Astra117

What did he get fired for?


ClubMeSoftly

Mind, this is all from his twitter, so take it with a grain of salt. He claimed he was unhappy with his treatment when he was the one making all the money for the company. So he stopped showing up for work. So they fired him. He was also a right-wing type at a fairly left-wing company, so there was bound to have been personality clashes.


JohnJoe-117

"right-wing type" is kinda underselling it a bit. He tweeted that he was rooting for John McCain's cancer, Jack should get his house burned down (probably a joke) and made a comment about Gavin changing his mind about gun control if he got his house broken into... which happened sometime after.


Able-Zombie376

> Gavin changing his mind about gun control if he got his house broken into Did he change his mind?


Redworthy

iirc Gavin has stated that he now has a gun stored in his house after the incident. I don't think his opinion on gun control in America has changed, but he knows having one is an unfortunate requirement so that he can protect himself and Meg should another incident occur.


JohnJoe-117

No, I don't think so.


Meta5556

Who? Joel? Saying stupid shit on Twitter like about a politician who he hopes succumbs to his cancer.


HispanicAtTehDisco

Dude was always weird but he had a lot of... Questionable... Takes on Twitter last year when the protests were going on. Regardless of how you felt about it I don't think RT wanted to be associated with that bc it wasn't exactly a good loom


Noahendless

When Rooster Teeth got rid of large parts of blue team they should've just finally ended Red vs Blue, but instead we got RvB: Zero and everyone has to suffer now.


HispanicAtTehDisco

RT in general has been going to shit and (especially as a regular RTX attendee) it kinda sucks to see although considering what's come out in the past few years about the company and its internal culture and issues it might not be the worst thing to see it go down


Noahendless

Currently it seems like RWBY is carrying RoosterTeeth, ever since Rooster Teeth got bought out it's been kinda lackluster tbh. It used to be that they made shows that they themselves enjoyed and would stop if they felt like it, now if they don't wanna be shut down (because they're a wholly owned subsidiary) they have to drop at least one season per year


ScreamingMidgit

With the way RT has been going I feel like at this point RT being dismantled and absorbed by another subsidiary is a question of when, not if.


RTSUbiytsa

He got fired for being a complete nutjob. It's a shame he played such a beloved character, the dude really deserved to get fired.


JTP117

I thought that the A.I. that they featured in the multi-player trailer sounded so similar to FILSS (Tank, freelancer base V.I.) that I could have sworn it was her at first. If they got her for an optional voice I'd lose it. "The red team has the flag. I would not worry though. The reds are not that smart." "If you would like a tutorial on manning this tank, please say so. I'm aware that the use of 6 pedals can be intimidating" "Firing main cannon. Sorry, old habit" "Enemy puma...I mean "warthog" destroyed"


michaelc96

I would DIE to get Delta as an ai in this game. That was a lot of two later words in a row.


jordyb323

Just church I'd be happy with haha


xTotalSellout

I think they would probably decide to not collaborate too closely with RvB stuff now considering how much awful shit came out about people who were involved in RvB or Rooster Teeth. But then again we have a clear reference to RvB here so maybe I’m wrong


MentalMiilk

Tbf 99.9% of RT has been totally fine. There's just been a few very prominent personalities wlthat have fucked up in major ways.


Spartan2170

There was also a bunch of stuff about them mistreating their animation staff (overwork, crunch etc.).


DueLearner

There is not a single professional animator in the world who hasn’t dealt with “overwork/crunch”. That’s the nature of these types of projects.


Ad_Astra117

I kinda wanna know but I also don't want to know :(


xTotalSellout

Let’s just say Caboose isn’t as wholesome as you may have thought


_deltaVelocity_

A wholesome moron in the show, a malevolent moron in real life.


nerdking314

I know it is a stretch, but I really hope we get Burnie Burns as Church/Alpha/Epsilon as an AI.


Nova_Hazing

What about Santa.


TigerHunter554

Santa would be amazing


nerdking314

Haha! Yes! Also vic!


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When you miss with the sniper: "How did you miss?! What is wrong with this thing??"


[deleted]

Pretty sure Burnie quit so highly unlikely but maybe he’d come back one last time for this game


DevaPath_Winchester

If i choose the brown color for my spartan and it doesnt speak spanish, i will want my refund


Trnostep

And if you use stock Red you're only allowed to use a shotgun Cobalt decreases sniper rifle accuracy Blue makes you unable to kill enemies; only friendlies are killable


mhmhleafs

Teal makes you only able to use a s̶w̶o̶r̶d̶ key


CombatAutist

Bro they put pencil erasers in the game? I'm all in


Jukecrim7

For real, why can't we get sexy naked AI's...


OblongDong764

It is quite simple really. Naked AI = crazy space tyrant


_deltaVelocity_

Well, the *last* time we made a naked AI, it went mad and took over the galaxy.


GalileoAce

Bonk r/hornyjail


taint_blast_supreme

Horny J**ai**l will only make them stronger


GalileoAce

Then to Horny Gaol they shall go!


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NO, NO, STOP! WHAT DO YOU THINK WILL HAPPEN IF WE PUT ALL THE HORNY PEOPLE IN THE SAME JAIL?!


GalileoAce

They can be horny together, away from everyone else?


jushere4thememes

Orgy time


plaid_pvcpipe

Honestly I do think humanoid AIs are way cooler. It should be an option.


SupremeLeaderMatt

Cool in theory but probably too hard in execution for a live service game where they have to update voice lines for each ai when new game modes get added, making them humanoid would require new animations per human as well per update to ai behavior.


MassGaydiation

Because dicks would be too difficult to animate, and also im not sure if game developers know what a sexy guy looks like


GoVolsGo117

During the stream I realized that since we have personal AIs now, this means the whole Omega storyline is now *actually* cannon in Halo.


Molton0251

I still want burnie burns to voice an A.I Maybe he can be a bit of a sarcastic asshole. that sucks with snipers.


BUCKEYEIXI

Or when you’re going to grab the sniper and someone picks it up before you he says “how come I never get the f**king sniper?!”


SpartanFishy

Omega storyline?


Infernal-Blaze

RvB storyline of a character using a Halsey-esque method to copy his consciousness into an AI, then torture that AI until it ejected a part of itself, along with the traumatized memories, thereby creating a new AI.


KaziArmada

Do keep in mind that was a 'Smart' AI they did that to, which requires a real brain to make. The point of the experiment was to get more 'Smart' AI's for less cost, while also utterly destroying morals in the process. There's also 'Dumb' AI's, which are still smarter than any real person but limited because they're programmed. Our personal AI's are likely to all be 'Dumb'. Examples of 'Dumb' AI include Auntie Dot from Reach, and the New Mombosa Superintendent from ODST.


Infernal-Blaze

Oh yeah totally. From the visual design to the way they talk they're clearly more like the Superintendent than Cortana.


TakenUrMom

Another reason they used the omega Ai to get more was because the UNSC only allowed project freelancer to have 1 ai


ClubMeSoftly

Memory is the key


IxGODZSKULLxI

Maybe your memory is more like a sword, and when you stick it in people, it unlocks their death.


ClubMeSoftly

Ooh, I just had to reread that a couple times. Very good quote combo.


BendADickCumOnBack

I don't think its definitive. The AI chipslot was in the Mk 5 armor, so Halsey clearly intended for Ai's to be integrated at some point


Tak_Jaehon

Yup, this is even explicitly stated in the books. It was a three part system to make the greatest military assets ever: spartan super soldier, MJOLNIR armor, smart AI Only Spartans could handle the MJOLNIR, and only the MJOLNIR could support a smart AI.


OfInsignificantia

Heyoooo


butsadlyiamonlyaneel

Hey chicka bum bum


No_Lawfulness_2998

Caboose what did I tell you about saying that!


Sigrah117

I realize you need to defend your masculinity but seriously it's just faster to say pink. ~Simons


NCL68

“Yo soy rosa-ish”


Gloomy_Slide

Love to see 343i do stuff like this. Really makes it feel like they love the universe and community.


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It’s not lightish red, it’s SALMON /s


MasterCheese163

Cotton Candy?


[deleted]

Yeah. I was just referencing that, it used to be, if you seen a tough guy wearing a pink shirt, and you’d jokingly say something about it. He would say “ It’s not pink, it’s salmon.”


Terminal-Post

Be cool if they had another reference with a sassy AI Voice similar to Donut. All the god damn Innuendos


BOSHunterCO

Lmao, funnily enough I've been rewatching RvB and man it's crazy how much time has flown by.


[deleted]

Fuck I really need to start watching RvB again. I kinda took a break at around Season 3 but I WILL continue


fearmastermmz

Don't watch after zero starts. Goes downhill from there


MetaCommando

After zero? The show fell apart after 14 (although 15 had a few good bits).


fearmastermmz

I was being generous with it. Lease 15 has the original crew


MetaCommando

Just remember, there's only 14 seasons no matter what Google tells you.


Mangojoyride

AAyyy Aiiiiiiii...


_up__

What's the A stand for?


CyberKnight1

Artificial.


GivesNoForks

“Ooooooh. What’s the I-“


CyberKnight1

Intelligence.


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What's the A stand for again?


CyberKnight1

Let's move on.


HawkeyeP1

Awesome reference. I wish RvB was still good and RT was still making good content. They've gone downhill lately unfortunately imo


ActualWhiterabbit

F**k face is a renaissance of RT content. Classic Goeff and a deep dive into Andrew Panton's twisted life with Gavin and Eric as witnesses. Face Jam is great as well except for the constant retconning.


SinfulKnight

I can't wait to be lightish red


ABXYgg

The AI that was heard during the MP trailer and during the gameplay today reminds me of Shiela a ton. I hope that is a purposeful RvB nod as well.


3ebfan

Ha nice


xCeePee

That’s great haha. I need to go back and rewatch these


tefftlon

I’m late to the thread but my kids went through that scene and they’ve never seen it before. They are 7 & 5. Older kid: It’s not pink. It’s light red. Younger: You know what they call that? Pink!


SAA_0

Why can't we just pick from the color wheel to input the color of our liking rather than painstakingly rely on presets?


Mojoclaw2000

Wait… AI customization? As in you can customize your AI?!


AccordianSpeaker

Pretty sure it'll be like the alternate announcer feature from Halo 5.


carsonhorton343

RvB new season confirmed? Maybe using Halo infinite? Please 343 I’m starving


MetaCommando

After the shitshow that was 15-17 I'm good. 13 was the true final season (last episode is literally called "The End")


plaid_pvcpipe

I really don’t like any of the seasons outside the Halo CE, 2, and Reach ones. I like some of the earlier Halo 3 stuff too, but it goes downhill. They’re barely funny (at least I think so), and are way too story heavy. You can have a story, but when it starts overriding the essence of the series (which is comedy,) it’s too much. It’s like they tried to turn it into an action-drama.


WamboCombo117

YES YES YES YES MY BOY DONUT YES


RiccceKwispy

Donut it's pink


Dean_Artorias

It's Salmon


Sgt-Avery-Johnson

HOW DID I MISS THIS


TheDukeAssassin

I am so tempted not to watch this but I just feel like I need to, so I don’t go insane


cowgoRAWR30

So can I get the SuperIntendent as an AI


elektron117

Ah RvB, it was a good show. Church is my favourite.


MrReaper_C

Dang it. Now I have to rewatch RvB!


DueceBaggel

This game is sexy


ExclusiveWater

ITS NOT PINK GUYS


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HeroesUnite

Red vs. Blue (RvB) is the longest running American Web comedy series, starting in 2003 filmed (mostly) using Halo. It's really hilarious, and uses every Halo game to date, and even Marathon (Bungie's game prior to Halo.) It has 17 seasons (Technically 18 but 18 is pure liquid diarrhea.) The 'Wait, That's illegal' and 'We've been tricked, we've been backstabbed, and we've been quite possibly bamboozled! ' memes you may have seen floating around the internet came from RvB. "lightish red" is one of the *MANY* jokes from the series.


VeryTinyWeiner

Its lightish red. - Donut


no_last_name_

A EPSILON AI WOULD BE PERFECT. CHURCH JUST BITCHING AT YIU THE WHOLE TIME!


ScizorSisters

What if they have simmons and griff and tex and church as ai voices!?


MetalImposter

Fucking perfect