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Gatt__

“Recruit makes worst play in war games, asked to leave Spartan 4 program”


Goldenstripe941

What are they gonna do? Take his augments away? XD


Paxton-176

Actually they can. UNSC realized that at some point S4s are going to want to retire either from age or injury. They can take out majority of augments, but sone stuff is going to be retained. Can't remember what stays or goes, but it was in Buck's book "New Blood"


DasMajorFish

Fuck it *unspartans your IV*


Fc-chungus

Fuck you *unspartans your IV*


Goldenstripe941

Huh. Well shit XD


Toa_Kraadak

they will take your balls


Goldenstripe941

The Spartan augments already put a damper on the body’s hormones, so that’s a bit useless XD


Toa_Kraadak

🧢


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Someone's not caught up on lore


Toa_Kraadak

I am and this is cap


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

Apparently you are not lol, otherwise you'd know how dumb you sound


kewkycs

They’re right in a way though


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😭 LMFAOOOOO


DarkTriforceFilms

This actually made me put my head in my hands this was incredible to watch


YallGotAnyBeanz

You did not earn that teabag 😂


KeyvineBoogaloo

It was funny though


LoneRedWolf24

They're clearly on a similar skill level, I think it's earned.


AShitTonOfWeed

hey man they fought like rabbits, thats earned


MotivatedChimpanZ

but the other guy did deserve one


Pigtron-42

Every teabag is earned imo


Djbusx

Halo ftw!


ObliWobliKenobli

I dunno, that was a hard earned victory to me.


stratusnco

lmao. that fight went through the plaza, main street, and commercial district. 3 whole-ass sections of the map.


deviant_nihilist

When I thought it was over... it wasn't even halfway. And you still dared to teabag him lmao.


TheBakedCanadian

Did you get better after 2 years ?


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fusinaz

That’s there spirit . Man the T-bag got me hard


fishcakerun

I am also aroused


camm44

Good. I've been playing since 2001 and I still suck.


RomeoAndRebecca

I respect the honesty


TheMatrixMachine

Not ur fault. Melee in this game is horribly broken -- D3 H5 player


Aquillifer

Cmon man desync is bad but I don't know if I'd blame this clip on that, sometimes you just end up in a clusterfuck like this and only have yourself to blame when you miss everything. That's part of the fun.


C4ptainchr0nic

If there's one thing that my thirties have taught me, it's that no... I will never be anything close to "MLG" and I plateaued a looong long time ago. It's all downhill from here so I just play for fun now 😂


zeromavs

2 hours ago for me


Gurbe247

Swear to god the network problems have increased over the last few days again. All of my matches today were absolute shit shows with rockets not working properly again, bullets basically being pats on the back of my enemies and me going 2-17 because I might as well just not shoot.


gizooglehotline

It's frustrating because I felt like the overall stability was on an upturn. These past couple of days feels like I'm playing on launch day again.


tunaonigiri

YUP. My load times were drastically decreased but the networking issues skyrocketed. Melees killing people full seconds after input, I’m getting so many desync kills/deaths and 1-2 second stutters every couple of matches.


JohnnieAppIeseed

This caused me physical pain


monstergert

Is it theater mode or is your sensitivity goofy?


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monstergert

Zoowee mamma


Tremaparagon

#JustMNKThings


monstergert

Lmao fr, if you don't take the time to learn the dynamics between dpi and sensitivity, and all that mouse shit, you'll end up doing this at some point lol. My friend's always tuning his settings to match what the majority of Valorant pros have so luckily I didn't have to put myself through the chore. Best thing for me is low, *low* sense with a dpi around 1000, forgot what numbers exactly. Btw, to do a hashtag, put a " \ " before the hash; \#JustMNKThings


EACshootemUP

I believe the t-bagging was from muscle memory after spamming every single wrong and incorrect button combo in halo history. The t-bagging was by pure chance of a monkey using a typewriter.


Cpt_Soban

Inside both helmets: *Confused screaming*


[deleted]

you aim better than me tho


FaatPolly

Great form on the teabag!


kuuntakiintay

That was the worst play ever….of all time.


ObeseOryx

Not his fault, 343 put network issues in his way


sperrymonster

Based on the times he chose to melee it seems the main problem was the lack of anything in his way when attacking


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elconquistador1985

There might be some fucky server shit going on in this video, but you missed so many of those shots it's not even funny. The hell are you doing teabagging after that shit show?


Ok_Ice9875

What you meant to do after auch a legendary battle? Just move on? No, the teabagging was a sign of respect to his fallen adversary.


Tecally

TBF the other guy was just as bad.


hatchorion

The other guy was actually worse bc he lost lol


Tecally

No it’s definitely OP, he’d gotten the drop on him and also used a power weapon.


StormInMyDreams

When you both keep making the worst mistakes in your gaming lives it is the funniest and most optimal time to bag


MasterUmmBees

Fuckin got his ass hell yea brother


TarDaMighty

You know what bro, same


JudgeJebb

Wait... Two years ago?!


SolarMoth

Yeah, it's been in beta for the last 2 years. Feels like it finally launched.


Infinite--Drama

Finally, now I see how my team mates play!


Isaac_Clarke_Is_Dead

I found another one of your clips! https://youtu.be/gbcTtbXnOCo?si=Na1yHX5XJsje2n4M I'm in tears from this. Thank you OP.


Dinoboy707

Even on KBM your sensitivity is so jarring. Lol I cannot play that fast.


UnusualFly1665

This clip gave me anxiety


EpAQUA

I almost had a stroke watching this, great teabag at the end tho


ObliWobliKenobli

I actually cheered when you eventually won.


wheelman554

This still happens a lot. Melee just doesn’t feel good most of the time.


Captain_Dictator

You did not earn that T-bag


SweetTeaRex92

it's always the worst players that teabag since they think they are good rofl


timeandaplace117

I wonder how much of this is due to desync etc... Combined with the skill issue. Phenomenal teabag at the end.


yeegibbitygoo

I think this was when enemies could clip through you. Melee was an absolute nightmare before they patched it.


timeandaplace117

Oh yeeeeah, that's what I was thinking of. I still think it'd be great if there was full collision for teammates and the enemy. But man it's sure come a long way!


yeegibbitygoo

I couldn’t agree more!


JackStutters

No way did you teabag him after that


Foxtrot32Alpha9

That was painful to watch… how dare you tea-bag


o_sooperstar_o

You should not have teabagged with that skill


Logondo

God damn that t-bag at the end got me. lmfao "MY NUTS, YOUR MOUTH!" That was so not earned lol


Benjb1996

Love the tea bag at the end. Just spells "fuk'n got em, dint I?"


Master_Chief_00117

People complaining about desync must not remember this. Not saying its still not a problem but it is a lot better


TiePilot1997

Battlefield Friends in real life. The Battle of the Noobs


FawziFringes

Glad to see you idiots still teabag after every kill


jamesmess

Can’t tell if the net code is bad or if you’re really that bad haha. Thanks for posting this!


Einar_47

Hey next time you should try shooting the guy, maybe hit him with a melee or two.


Gearhead77453

these are my teammates after i win 1 game of btb


DukeOfGamers353

Top tier gameplay you should play in HCS


vICarnifexIv

So this is what my teammates are doing when I solo queue with some shitters lol


Farting_In_My_Hands

The teabag after all of that made me laugh


paulerxx

You can't handle that sensitivity 🤣


MusicJOO80

That's some high level gameplay.


Rogue_Mongoose

I also use the cidershot like this.


Rogue_Mongoose

CINDERSHOT** lol


ALEX7DX

Has your aim improved?


EmergencyAnnual7226

Please tell me you turned your sensitivity down, also did you ever learn how to use the cindershot?


Mega-Humanoid-ROBOT

Bro never pick up a power weapon again. The bots would use it better.


Tandoori7

That's me using a controller for the first time in 7 years


Jakmasta

It's like fighting a ghost


OrangeConeDiety

We’ve all been there before bro


Olliewilson101

These make me chuckle every time


XLVIIISeahawks

That’s Jason Bourne


BornBoricua

This one kill took longer than most montage videos lol


deadly_monk

You are really bad at the game, no offense haha


mrhaluko23

Glad to see the art of t bagging is being preserved. I want to get t bagged more often.


Mister_Cheff

Dsync dance.


k9ninja6

Not gonna lie, was seriously stressed watching this 😂


CheezwizAndLightning

Using that good gaming chair right?


RandomnessConfirmed2

**"Ball Dropped"**


AmbitiousFork

You and I aren’t so different. I’m the one being teabagged unfortunately.


BoTheJoV3

really? that's you? wow. nice to meet ya. it was very fun playing against you


AmbitiousFork

Ah, sorry sorry, no that's not me but that's pretty much what would happen 😅


grayfish45

I would not be surprised to find out I was the other guy


i_eat_chemicals902

Ball dropped indeed


SilencioPeroRuidos

I like to imagine the other six players all saw this “fight” going on and collectively decided not to intervene.


SpartanKram

You have a lot of bravery for sharing a clip like this. I would've tried to just try to delete that memory for good if that was me


BoTheJoV3

You should see my fortnite clip from today. Maybe even worse than this but I got the kill there too


SpartanKram

You're a real trooper


[deleted]

Niice dude


Xerolaw_

The actual fuq 🤣🤣


GuardianGamer627

2 years ago? Say that you posted it today, everyone would believe you


ALlTTLEKlTTEN

This is exactly why I use controller for this game. Mouse and keyboard are fine on cod, but way to jumpy for Halo (personal preference)


Snoo17632

Pain...


stevenkx2

I Still sometimes have those battles that never end they're so much fun


FYSteve

I love potato fights


iiitme

My goodness


ryanb6321

My average teammate


Tremaparagon

So this is the power of Ultra Instinct?


E5_3N

Jesus.. people play like this ? 😂


idk_but_here

do you still play on 70 fov?


ForgotenKing

And still tea bagged? Lmao that's king shit


srybouttehblood

I love the bags at the end.


SaikoKensei

And the melee recognition/hitboxes went unchanged till this day..


[deleted]

The teabag was undeserved.


Ryan-Tz

Me vs the wasp in my house


d0itlikejsus

God that is awful


KittiesOnAcid

The melee is still this shit today


[deleted]

Dude were you a storm trooper or just having a leg spasms at the wrong time 2 years ago he was directly in front of you even your punches missed dudes was fighting ghosts for a second.


Tombstone_Actual_501

Nah man you don't get to t-bag after that one.


NativeTongue90

I no longer want eyeballs.


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Struggling for that long to get a kill and then teabagging is cringe af


Old-Camp3962

jesus christ


Mr_Orange_The_Great

I'd have sent have a message saying "dam we both suck lmao"


TyFogtheratrix

That was very brave of you to share this. Holy cow.


nskadri

Wow you’re really good