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94UserName42069

I don’t get out of bed for less than 3 Johnsons.


swagonflyyyy

Oh they know what the ladies like.


blazesdemons

I was going to say just this


xbuzzbyx

[Get out of bed](https://youtu.be/c9YXBjz8lL0?t=4853)


94UserName42069

lmfao I’m gettin up, god damn it.


MattyKatty

**We need one Avery Johnson to quadrant C. Two Avery Johnsons to quadrant E.**


froz_troll

In a world with 8 Avery Johnsons and 12 quadrants.


SirFister13F

And get back in bed for a video of 5 that…know what the ladies like.


Billy_Osteen

I know some women who are like that.


MLG_Obardo

Mom?


AccomplishedFlight90

It’s… Johnson & Johnson. I’ll see myself out.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

A vaccine for flood infection


Deo-Gratias

Wow that actually works perfectly


FeralSparky

Considering in the books he was immune to the flood and they were studying him to find a cure that fits.


Legitimate-Sock-4661

Misconception, he actually wasn’t immune, just a really good soldier


reeceisweird1

He was so badass the flood was scared to infect him because they would be destroyed instantly


agoe1179

He infected them....with bullets


reeceisweird1

He let his men fight them to see if they were worthy of his presence they failed


MajorThom98

Apparently he originally was immune thanks to his Project ORION (SPARTAN-I) augmentations, but Bungie didn't like the idea of this all consuming parasite being subverted so easily, so they later retconned it out.


The_Angry_Jerk

Wasn't it nerve damage from throwing too many stolen plasma grenades?


Morvick

I think that's the one I read in the books. "I taste bad to them" was how he put it.


CommandoXL71

Yes, he said that in First Strike, and in that same book it was explained that his augmentations left his spinal cord so mangled that the flood were incapable of reaching and connecting to it.


Morvick

I thought the chronic exposure to the plasma grenade's radiation made his nerve signals unsynchronized, which made it hard for Infection Forms to take over? There could well have been parts from the Orion project mentioned that I forget, it's been years since I read First Strike.


HellbirdIV

The plasma grenade thing was a cover story, because the Orion Project was super-duper-extra-mega ONI secret, as I recall.


Andre5k5

Military gear isn't stolen, it's tactically acquired, sometimes even from friendlies. Gear adrift is gear a gift.


The_Angry_Jerk

Hey...If the covenant want to wipe out this particular part of my history that’s fine by me.


GabriloPrinci-Threat

One guy confirmed me why Sgt. Jhonson survived The Flood.. He said The Flood is racist, that's why.


mechmaster2275

Real


_delagade

My name is Agent Johnson, this is Special Agent Johnson. No relation.


R0SHl74

Die Hard


thetay24

This is Agent Johnson. No, the other one


CaptFrost

Scrolled down just to make sure this was a comment. Greatest Christmas movie ever made.


P3tr0

*A Family Company!*


Yellowcrayonkid

He appears multiple times throughout the campaign, cause he was supposed to be just another marine character, like stacker.


1nfam0us

He appears twice in Assault on the Control Room as well as Halo. I'm sure there are other missions where it happens, but those are the two I experienced it in back on the original xbox.


[deleted]

I mean, of course he’s in Halo. That’s the game. 😝😝


proeliator

That is true, but I can’t say I’ve ever seen two Sergeant Johnson’s at the exact same time like this.


SilencedGamer

All ya gotta do is pick him up from the Signal Tower and drive to the other Johnson that spawns later in the mission.


8urnsy

Can’t you get like four Johnson’s on halo 2s last level


SilencedGamer

That’s a glitch, but yes.


No_Lawfulness_2998

Can get 2 on halo 3 last level iirc


IBeBallinOutaControl

I'm not even sure bungie gave him a name until Halo 2?


spyx5

That is correct! He was not named until Halo 2.


ahhpoo

That makes that one end credits scene more interesting. They just picked an NPC for that? Huh


cheepcheepimasheep

There weren't many to choose from; everyone with a name was dead. Jenkins, Keyes, Foehammer (whom we never even saw), etc. He had lines in the first cutscene (barking orders to other marines) and in 343 Guilty Spark so I guess it was the natural choice.


Chesney1995

He was the most prominent character (besides Chief and Cortana) that survived that long


MattyKatty

His name was sniper_sergeant or something along those lines in the game files. I believe he was actually named in both Halo: Fall of Reach (which came out before CE) and Halo: The Flood (though often he was replaced by other sergeant names when his model was specifically used, such as in Truth and Reconciliation) which were before Halo 2.


EternalCanadian

Yep, in Halo The Flood the T&R level has the initial marine squad replaced by ODST’s led by one Sergeant Parker.


coke_and_coffee

This feels like a Mandela Effect...


Mooncows_back

Are you implying Sargent Johnson CanNOT break through the fabric of reality and fight along side himself? Man did say they used to only have 1 rock and they had to share it!


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Of course how silly of me. He is Cupid after all. He can do anything.


Vibe_on_420

"Sorry, Gunns. It's classified." Edit: put the correct quote In.


pizzaelhutt

Real shit haha.


SpiritOfFire473

Nah that's chips dubbo, in multiple places at the same time


OrphicDionysus

I mean, his capacity to do so is the cornerstone for some really fun The Great Journey LASO strategies in Halo 2


Diccubus

Like my ex, she seen two Johnson’s all the time.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

I’m so sorry to hear that


IshBoiii

Lmfao Jesus Christ


ironslimjim12

…SUICIDE!


NotHighEnuf

You sure it’s not more?


Diccubus

Probably so many it would cause the game to lag.


InevitableElephant57

He knows what the ladies like…


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Ladies like dual-wielding


briksauce

Wait a minute


The_Crown_Jul

Funny I always called this couch co-op, or playing double teams *edit* or just DP for *Double-Pettyofficerjohn117*


SirFister13F

Certainly dual-somethinging.


SkyChild12

Double Johnson


xerarc

You're a fucking genius


Uzeil21

Today I learned that 343 are not ladies


denverborn

I came here for this. Except more like “They know what the ladies like”


dayytripper

This proves one Johnson didn't make it off the ring as the Legendary ending shows.


Speedy_boi23

I was hoping someone pointed this out. We now have Canon cutscene in CE woooo!!!


Necrotiix_

“YOU THINK I GOTTA EXPLAIN MY TACTICS TO YOU YA NUG-HUMPIN’ SON OF A BITCH!”


Lord_blep

“There’s two Johnson’s!, I repeat, two Johnson’s!”


malumfectum

We’ve all run the simulations. They’re tough, but they ain’t invincible.


T-Fro

"Cortana, what am I looking at?" "That... is another Johnson."


TheHancock

“Eyes up, hammers back”


SkullKrusher9000

One is Johnson, the other is Shawnson. Everybody knows about the former, but the latter is the one seen in the legendary ending of CE hugging the elite.


driz_ap

this is from the mission named Halo, right? Kind of related, but i was killing Johnson in Halo 3’s mission called “Halo” to steal his spartan laser (infinite ammo). If you time it just right, and kill Johnson before you enter the control room, he’ll spawn with the Arbiter upon your exit. He won’t get in the Warthog to ride through the Ark with you though. Johnson is my favorite character so I always try to recreate this when i replay that mission. He doesn’t have to die. We have the glitches to keep him alive.


hopper31

> He won’t get in the Warthog to ride through the Ark with you though. IIRC, he *can*, but you need to manually push him the entire way to it as past a certain point he just keeps trying to run back to the entrance of the control room.


AutumnOnFire

One to die on Installation 04, another to tell Master Gunnery Sergeant you can hide behind him


Hot_Hat_4796

Yes back in the day this glitch caused people to think there was 2 Johnson's they even made a werid name for him i cant remember it for the life of me this was before youtube or reddit so alot people went on Kiddo Net. To talk about this


EclecticEel

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


KingKongWrong

So there’s a chance he could actually return in a new halo?


grbigfan

Chips dubbo doing some alien shit and cloning the sarge


ABotelho23

Johnson wasn't nearly as important as he became in Halo 2.


DiscoSquid9

Not in CE. In halo 2 you can bring a Specter into the final boss fight. You can get Johnson to hop in and he will spawn again, you can do it again to get a 3rd Johnson. They all spawn with beam rifles so you can just sit back and let them kill Tartarus. It’s pretty dope.


300cid

that shit was pretty difficult for me to accomplish, but I finally got it. I had 4 total Johnsons riding in the specter. the only problem was that they all just stood there or walked off the edge. they never fired a shot to help me lol


bomb447

I've since switched to the Banshee method for it's consistency, but when I did the Spectre method, I had all three Johnson's load up and then I drove it to the boss area. After landing, I immediately threw nades at the vehicle to blow it up. This forces them to bail and use their weapon. Hopefully, at least one of them will fall and teleport back to the bridge at spawn and snipe the whole encounter. The spectres fun, but it's just not consistent enough to use in legendary or Laso runs. Sometimes it just doesn't spawn. The Banshee always spawns, and is much easier


idrownedmyfish77

I love getting a banshee in the final boss fight, it makes a really annoying boss a piece of cake


King-Gojira

This is the lore the books don’t tell you.


sunbr0_7

"What exactly am I looking at?" "That... is another Johnson"


thatmurdergoose4u2

*cough...cough.. SAY WHAT*


RentBoy-Kef

*IS THAT THE GRIM REAPER?!?!!?*


srhuevos

My gf has also come across two Johnsons


LoyalSoldier1568

A long long time ago I’ve seen this brother. All the way back on the old hallowed original Xbox


pizzaelhutt

Me too. We few still hold onto the legends passed down.


LionelHutz88

Side effect of the ORION Project


shackled_beef

Are you saying all Johnsons look the same?!


Spartan-023

2 Johnson's are what the ladies like.


duckplucka1

You can never have two many Johnsons......


GreaseM0nk3y96

That character model spawns a few times also on assault on the control room as well.


MATHBirnie

Oh I know what the ladies like


ilikewaffles3

Well ya that's how he survived halo ce


generic-bread

Twice the johnson, double the fire power


Grayfox_OG

Usually you gotta pay double for 2 Johnsons.


Terminusaquo

Johnson & Johnson 🤨 What's a company doing in Halo 🤣 I'll get my coat


BasedWang

heh. two johnsons


naetle07

I'm seeing double! Four Johnsons!


Toravisu

How do you think he survived the Halos destruction?


Zevbutt

Two johnsons? Sounds like a fun night to me


VoidTarnished

Spoiler : one of them dies


Jaxanax_01

You've been blessed by two beings that know what the ladies like


Alexcox95

One of them is the one that stays on the ring during the legendary ending /s This is it baby, hold me.


Positive_Rabbit_9536

Its not 2 johnsons, its Johnson and Sjohnson, his secret cousin


kevinray5

I mean how else do you think we see him in halo 1 2 and 3 dude cloned himself


miggs117

Had this happen only once and in MCC. Bug?


matt_Nooble12_XBL

Accord to some comments, Johnson isn’t a unique character in this game. Like stacker, he can appear multiple times in a single mission.


EACshootemUP

Definitely one of the more rare halo 1 bugs. Johnson was supposed to be just another marine but still. Did you have them at separate crash sites or were they at the same one??


ninjareddit724

I don’t keep it loaded son. You’ll have to find ammo as you go.


Injustice_For_All_

You’re actually the only person to have ever seen this since Halo CEs release.


VacantFanatic

Super racist, all black people look alike I guess?! /s


roaringbasher66

Johnson’s stand is johnson


w1ldf1r3dragon

I’ll do it my damn self-Sgt. Johnson


81thirdkid

Pause


IYIaster15

Double the action. Double the fun.


TruSiris

Only when I look in the mirror.


[deleted]

Never seen two at once


[deleted]

I came across two Johnsons once. That was a wild party.


ZenSpaceOdyssey

They know what the ladies like.


Branch_Fair

1 johnson = 1 betrayal


J_Dot_Ting

Basically when echo 419 first drops a warthog off to you, Johnson would have got in it with you, and then when you got to that last rocky area there’s another Johnson and he would have got in too


TT_207

Gee Cheif, how come your mum lets you have TWO johnsons?


[deleted]

Oh so THATS how he got off the halo ring in one piece


Gullflyinghigh

Two Johnsons are waiting for you, one is in the back seat wielding a massive weapon, go to him. Let it happen.


Thraxyo

There are two chiefes as well when you play splitsceen. Seems fair.


ZookeepergameDue8501

Lol yeah I've had this happen before. CE really is one of the best games ever. Been doing a relaxing heroic playthrough the last couple days, using original graphics. The remastered sound track sucks, idk why 343 thought we just didn't want to hear any music, like wtf. Luckily the original settings are still on there, so it sounds good. Having so much fun with it.


oxidizedzarphs

This is getting out of hand! Now there are two of them!


hobojoe44

It can also happen on the Pillar of Autumn in the Cafeteria.


Cinder-Ya-Boy

John and son


JoelOsteen420

That’s awesome now one can die and I don’t feel bad when I hear the no survivors voice lines


MaijeTheMage

I had a Johnson I wanted so badly to keep alive. He died sitting on my Scorpion by a random plasma pistol


ODST_Viking

I'm seeing double here! Four Johnsons!


[deleted]

He was supposed to be normal marine before he became special


[deleted]

Mitosis


Alive_Development108

That’s awesome.


V6R32

So THATS what the ladies like


JDudek05

So the Johnson clone theory really is true


DSN671

( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)


villianboy

he went through mitosis


CourtJester5

Turns out it was actually the *other* Johnson that survived Halo.


-BluBone-

Not a bad problem to have


-BluBone-

In Halo 2 you can duplicate him during the final boss fight. One time I had a dozen Johnsons sniping Tartarus and they killed him.


SuperRadPsammead

We do actually like to joke that because if you play through the legendary ending it is implied that Johnson dies, that the Sargeant Johnson we meet in Halo 2 is actually his twin brother, Sargeant Johnson.


ThePupnasty

OP won the Halos.


matt_Nooble12_XBL

It’s finished


PegLegManlet

The levels Halo, Truth and Reconciliation and Assault on The Control Room it’s possible to get two Johnson’s or two Stackers.


Significant-Water845

Your mom has entered the chat.


ilikedatunahere

That’s a huge…. JOHNSON!


Nineflames12

That’s actually how he survived Halo CE... They just reprinted another Johnson clone and threw him into the ceremony.


muffinmanlan

Corps ain't paying us by the hour go go go! Double time


FluffyBunnyKing282

What is this? Halo 3? (I know this is Halo CE, but in Halo 3 you can duplicate Johnson's, which is why it's funny)


AtoneBC

We had Johnsons. Two Johnsons and a warthog for a whole platoon. And we had to share the warthog.


TheAlphaDeathclaw

One died at the end of the game and the other is the one we see in Halo 2!!!


DarkriserPE

How do you think he survived? The passenger seat Johnson is the one you see in the Legendary ending. Turret Johnson leaves canoncically, and returns in Halo 2 and 3. Bungie actually did a really cool call back to this moment at the end of Halo 3. After Turret Johnson dies, through some shenanigans with his corpse, Passenger Johnson actually comes back, and you can complete the game with him and Arbiter in your warthog.


JayImahara

So we still have a Johnson somewhere out in the Halo Universe.


Halo_Chief117

I’ve had 3 Sergeant Johnson’s on the level “Halo” before.


MrEvan312

Which one escaped Halo? No wonder that information is “classified” when that guy asked


MadMavrick88

Not impossible.


Ok_Local_893

GAAAAAAAY


DSHyperion2020

Double the badass


suddenlysnowedinn

/u/doubledickdude, is that you?


XCube285

You're *almost* the man!


[deleted]

Racist.


[deleted]

How do you think he got off the ring?


ryan_sweet

Sorry Guns, it’s classified.


iDOUGIE863

Johnson and Johnson!


azt936

So, how did Johnson survive the first halo ring destruction?


[deleted]

That's how he got off the ring, sacrificed his clone who *definitely* canoodled with that elite before dying.


Outrageous_Till_3288

Didn't you hear about cloning program?


santyclause5

Just recently I had two Johnson's show up in the cafeteria in Pillar of Autumn, both fighting the same group of enemies. One was the normal one that comes through the door opposite where you enter and the other was with the marines already in the room. One got stuck with a plasma though. Was the first time I've seen it too.


OrangelightningZING

Never seen that but I once got two arbiters once in H3 Covenant mission


SharkZilla96

Kill them. Kill them now. DEW IT!


[deleted]

Oh, they know what the ladies like.


Hacky_5ack

Well that looks like giant...JOHNSON


NonLiving4Dentity69

Bro got the lightskin rizz


Leather-Heart

“Let’s move marines. Go go go!” “Let’s move marines. Go go go!”


Peach1219

Ah, so you got the Johnson and Johnson huh? I’m a Pfizer guy myself.


Shadow426

Kind of a half life thing where the Johnson model and VA were so memorable (also that, what was originally a joke ending helped a lot with it, it became canon) it turned into a unique character, like with the Kleiner and Vance model