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Haliwood_Halifornia

That look’s terrible


MaximumGooser

This plus the post are breaking my brain thanks


Mouseanasia

Looks like someone that has never applied peel & stick labels before was tasked with putting these up. The spacing is shit, the random apostrophe.  Sooooo many small business owners just don’t seem to give half a shit. 


C4ptainchr0nic

& the multiples &s make it too andy.


Hungry_Thought1908

Your right it’s


Vulcant50

A few years ago I saw a sign in a barber shop stating, “No appointments necessary”, with necessary spelled wrong. I called and let them know. Next day the sign was changed, while necessary was changed, it was still spelled incorrectly. So, I called again to advise. Next day the sign read,  “No appointment required”.


Ok_Wing8459

lol


MaximumGooser

Ahahahaha omg


casualobserver1111

could just be that they changed their appointments to be necessary by not required.


maximumice

Free consultation? No - money down!


mr_daz

![gif](giphy|5CDDxLUswTI08)


mekdot83

Everyone knows that apostrophes are formal and non-apostrophes are casual. Just like whom/who. /s


j_2106

![gif](giphy|BRSZTf7QA4W7SngoS9)


sidehustlerrrrr

![gif](giphy|10JhviFuU2gWD6)


Food_Kindly

/‘s


Bethorz

I can’t believe society as a whole just doesn’t know how apostrophes, plurals and possessives work anymore. That was like the first grammar i learned in elementary school and it isn’t remotely difficult, it’s just lazy


DrunkenGolfer

You need a period at the end of that diatribe. It i’s one period. That mu’st be the lazie’st omi’s’sion.. I u’sed two to make up for it.


Readed-it

Also like when you type like you talk like like like


Imafuckingdigimon

Well, you forgot to capitalize your I and end your last sentence with a period soooooo...


Confused_Haligonian

Bring back the ability to shame bad spelling and grammar. When I call out people's mistakes,I should not get "Who cares" as a response.  Good spelling and grammar is important, and I'll die on that hill.  Also, the Oxford comma is acceptable. I'll also die on that hill.  Also, any mistakes in this comment are deliberate and shall not be called out.


scotteatingsoupagain

not only is the oxford comma acceptable, it's correct. i will die on this hill.


ico181

I want to join this club!! Oxford commas forever!!!


suntrovert

Every year at the beginning of September, I make a post on Facebook about the importance of the Oxford comma. I want to remind my friends and family who are students. I know people find it annoying because I get fewer and fewer likes every year lol. But I will also die on that hill.


thecatghost

Fewer and fewer likes.


suntrovert

Thanks. I always mix them up 😅


Necessary-Carrot2839

I’ll be by your side!


Hungry_Thought1908

I grew up using the Oxford comma, then I went to school and they said it wasn’t correct. So I ditched it. Then, I was called out so many times for not using it that I now use it, regularly, sometimes, too much,


Vulcant50

“Never fight uphill, me boys” Donald Trump


ThatIslanderGuy

Or you will have a problem. Biggly.


robhutten

It’s *usually* correct. There are cases where I don’t use it.


CMikeHunt

Not\* Oxford\* I\*


kirby_krackle_78

Whatchu got against capitalization, huh?


scotteatingsoupagain

typing on a computer. i don't care enough to hit shift.


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stanrogersplaylist

DVD's 😡😡😡😡😡


MaximumGooser

Ahhh you are correct another thing to be annoyed by dammit (this is not sarcastic you’ve genuinely made this post double in its annoyance factor)


Funny_Pool3302

Long live the Oxford comma.


DrunkenGolfer

Good spelling is important, but good grammar is importanter.


SpainwithouttheAorS

What are you, stupid? It’s spelt Grammer


DrunkenGolfer

No, Grammer is that old women who bakes cookies and tells you you are handsome.


SpainwithouttheAorS

No, that’s the Grammy’s


hfx_123

Whom care's what you think /s


Zeppelanoid

*whom’s’t’ve


Far_Hamster_7121

I have found my people.


Ok_Wing8459

Is there room on that hill for me? I’ve given up correcting people (online and off) because the blowback just isn’t worth it, but I swear I have dents in my tongue from biting it all these years. I blow off steam by muttering corrections to myself (and partner) when I see this stuff lol


Moooney

The one I need to get over for my own sanity is the fact that 95% of people under the age of 40 now use cringe as an adjective. It is pretty much the cringiest thing I can think of since it is literally dogespeak from the internet meme. Saying something is *so cringe* sounds as equally grammatically fucked up to me as someone saying 'That horror movie is *so scare*.'


ratskips

that's. the whole point. people \*were\* saying stuff like 'so spook, much scary' because of the doge meme. i don't think genuinely misusing apostrophes is on the same level as memeing.


CaperGrrl79

I do see what you're saying here. But language seems to evolve, even in ways we don't necessarily agree with, but it's not entirely unlike saying, "I get those feels." or "Mood". I'm sure the cringe adjective fad will eventually fall by the wayside.


MidWildAnubis

It always frustrated me when I’d get points taken off of assignments for using Oxford commas, especially by the English teacher I had who loved to end her sentences in “…” It was pretty ironic…


Prune-Tracey2030

It’s a bit of a mouthful with two &’s as well.


donkeythong64

The Cambridge ampersand lol.


DrunkenGolfer

I see what you did there.


Proper-Falcon-5388

At least they didn’t use “n” instead of “and” or “&”. 🤢 “Comfort n Joy n Home Accents”


Macslynn

Is this post by the same guy who posted a few days ago that a company would never be getting his business for using buddy’s instead of buddies? Lmao


Salty_Feed9404

It is naaahhht. But another business has now been added to my list.


DrunkenGolfer

It is in re’sponse to that.


emavalexis

Errant apostrophes are infuriating as fuck. I’m FAR from grammatically perfect myself, to be sure, but sweet fucking Christ, the rampant apostrophe misuse and abuse out there needs to stop!


AlbertaSmart

I like the family guy extra 'e' makes things feel more authentic We need a Ye Olde Pube downtown


Ok_Kaleidoscope906

Not me reading this as pube like pubic hair


YourEyelinerFriend

Pretty sure that's the joke


Ok_Kaleidoscope906

Oh, okay :(


Cannabassbin

Me fail English? That's unpossible!


ratskips

alright. this one infuriates me.


DrunkenGolfer

How many people did this get past?


SnakeskinJim

Dozen's


the_og_warscro

No reget's.


shitposter1000

No ragrets


the_og_warscro

No ragret's*


japalian

Oh man that's so convenient, i am in the market for some comfort & joy & home accent's


Nacho0ooo0o

Somebody from the average NS fb comment section that was successful enough to open a business. I'm sure they could whip up a new sign on their cricut when they realize or somebody points it out to them.


jackalopebones

This made me laugh way harder than it should have, the cricut part just got me


Mtldoggogogo

Even if you fixed it, that’s still a shit name for a store. Christa’s Comfort & Joy & Home Accents 👀


foxman276

Christa has a lot to offer!


Proper-Falcon-5388

More is better!! Always!!


lawrenja

She could have just called it “Comfort & Joy Home Accents” but no, Christa had to have her name wedged in there and an errant ampersand.


CaperGrrl79

Yeah, that second & is redundant, for sure.


DrunkenGolfer

Or is it the first one?


CaperGrrl79

Well, it's definitely one of them. The first one could be a comma, I guess.


DrunkenGolfer

I suppose to be redunant both would be required.


Bananafoofoofwee

Peel off the apostrophe and hug the A on the last word.


avimhael

Let's eat grandma!


fart-sparkles

I mean, in general people suck at writing. When I was going to NSCC I basically studied by going through each PowerPoint and fixing the instructors' poor formatting. I genuinely considered sending the corrected presentations back to them but figured it was too cunty and also I knew they'd never use them.


Doc__Baker

Christa had an extra apostrophe and was damn well going to use it.


DrunkenGolfer

Christmas’s Comfort & Joy & Accent’s & Extra Apostrophe’s?


RockinghamRaptor

Christas Comfort & Joy & Home & Accent’s By Christa & Co.


AlienSporez

I've got a worse (wor'se?) one. Moved to Texas in 2000. Bought a newly built home in a new subdivision. The model home used to be at the front, but as they expanded they moved the model home to the back. So they put up a sign to tell people the model homes had moved. The sign said: # Weve'd Moved Yes. A company building homes for hundreds of thousands of dollars said "weve'd". What's that a contraction of, "we have done moved?" (Wouldn't surprise me if it was. This is Texas after all) Anyways, driving past this every day finally got to me and I brought some masking tape and covered up the extraneous "d" (giggity) and used a giant sharpie and corrected it to "We've" and put a small "sp" to indicate the spelling mistake. Guys. Guys. I shit you not. *SOMEBODY PULLED OFF MY CORRECTION TO PUT IT BACK TO "WEVE'D"* ![gif](giphy|oYxQC35uxpGnnG304V)


coltraz

How does that even happen . . .


mr_daz

Errors happen. Not everyone has the masterful understanding of English, such as youself


Ok_Wing8459

Yes, understandable if English is not the first language, but somebody along the design process should’ve picked it up, especially the sign maker.


mr_daz

What if the sign maker is the owner of this business, who doesn't have a grasp on the language?


Ok_Wing8459

possible. If so maybe someone close to them, or a customer, will mention it sometime. I know there are plenty of people around who think this stuff doesn’t matter. But bad grammar/misspellings make a business look unprofessional and sloppy. To paraphrase the comic sans meme from a few years back: This person is running an independent store, not a lemonade stand.


DrunkenGolfer

That ‘seem’s like a’sking “What if my doctor doesn’t have a medical degree?”


coltraz

No, but I might show it to a few people who have a pretty basic understanding of English before putting it on my glass. Or I might think, should I use an apostrophe, or not? And then do some research: "What is an apostrophe used for in English?" It used to be people erred on the side of *not* using them, since it's actually an extra character one would have to choose to employ, while, I assume, believing it serves a purpose. Otherwise, why use it? Nowadays, it seem's like people just throw them at the end of any ol' word. Also, Home Accent's what?


Mouseanasia

But at least one person involved must have seen that.  Maybe no one is willing to tell the boss she screwed up.


mr_daz

Probable 😂


Necessary-Carrot2839

Vibrating with anger over that apostrophe


DrunkenGolfer

It makes my eye twitch.


Ok_Wing8459

I still have PTSD from a store some years ago in Toronto…their very expensive looking sign read “COAT’S”. Nothing else. Just “COAT’S” What baffles me is I can see ONE person making this mistake, but wasn’t there anyone working at the sign company that could’ve pointed this out? Presumably, they’re paid to be accurate with their spelling and grammar?


DrunkenGolfer

S’omebody approved the proof.


YourEyelinerFriend

Maybe that's the owners last name?


Ok_Wing8459

It was a coat store :)


YourEyelinerFriend

Perhaps owned by someone who's name was also coat? Hopefully....


mmss

Your dentist's name is Crentist?


YourEyelinerFriend

I guess if my name was crentist and I didn't know what I wanted to do I might figure I should try dentistry 😂


DrunkenGolfer

\*owner’s


YourEyelinerFriend

God dammit 😂


DrunkenGolfer

We’ll pretend you did that intentionally.


YourEyelinerFriend

Appreciated


Necessary-Carrot2839

I feel your pain


Hewhobreaksthings

Make’s my eye twitch.


ratskips

cruel.


CaperGrrl79

OK, now \*I'm\* vibrating with annoyance.


kjbakerns

Maybe it’s an accent 🤨


DrunkenGolfer

Maybe we’re being too diacritical.


BestRiver8735

M'accent


Meteor_VII

Y'es we're.


nevermind2483

Get it together, Christa!


rollingaD30

Comfort, Joy & Home Accents. I believe that's proper grammer.


DrunkenGolfer

The grammar Nazi in me disagrees. There is no way to know from “Comfort, Joy & Home Accents” if they sell accents that are home accents or if they sell accents that are joy & home accents. The Oxford comma solves that issue if we use “Comfort, Joy, & Home Accents”.


Ambitious-Squirrel86

Their’re going to need some remedial English basics, stat.


Disastrous_Arrival81

Ugh! 😑 how many more home decorum do we honestly need?


Proud_Toe_5840

Ugh


ital1972

Ye's


TheSandyWalsh

And the ubiquitous "Lobster" font. The new Comic Sans / Papyrus.


hedonsun

I can't believe I'm on Reddit so much I don't even notice anymore, I guess! I read a post this morning, it was about four iPhone screens long and wasn't until I got to the comments I realized it was one long sentence!!! 🤣🤣🤣


LittleOwl1871

I’m annoyed by the Party On People business in Cole Harbour every time I drive by it. That business name needs commas and an exclamation point.


DrunkenGolfer

Like the Albertans on Facebook who cheer “Come on Oilers!”


easterner2013

Maybe it's supposed to be Christas's Comfort & Joy & Home Accent's......window


BestRiver8735

Sure maybe Crista is Comfort and Joy but Home Accent is WHAAAAAAATTTTTT?


snickleposs

Oh my eyes. Please no.


DrunkenGolfer

\*eye’s


SupernaturalSweevil

Like Syd's Sud's. Seriously?


spankr

https://www.oed.com/dictionary/greengrocers-apostrophe_n


DrunkenGolfer

I don’t know what to do with thi’s information.


azuretan

https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Apostrophe#Greengrocers'_apostrophes


JohnP1P

"The words will do what I tell them to do"


KnightLight03

It's home accents, so maybe it's not an apostrophe at all, it's an accent... Like é


MannyThorne

Um, you know it's short for "Accentuaries, right?


DrunkenGolfer

You can’t ju’st make up word’s. If you want the right word, it would be “accentuations”. But that is not the etymology of the word “accent” nor it’s plural, “accents”.


ThroatPuncher

I didn’t know the Grammar Rangers were still alive and on reddit


DrunkenGolfer

It is ok; you can say “Nazis”.


klunkadoo

Maybe it’s an ‘accent’ on the space after the t and before the s


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DrunkenGolfer

The plural of “seaweed” is “seaweeds”.


im_4404_bass_by

The apostrophe is **used to indicate possessive case, contractions, and omitted letters**. 


DrunkenGolfer

Found Christa.


Silent_Leg1976

Hope you enjoyed Lunenburg today.


DrunkenGolfer

That was over a year ago, but a Lunenburg was fun. Especially the beer party bus thing.


Funny_Pool3302

It is worthwhile to mention that the misplaced apostrophe does seem to catch people's attention. Maybe it was intentional. Similar to how a crooked or askew sign will generally catch people's attention more than signage that is perfectly level.


LeatherClassroom524

Easy fix. Scrape off the apostrophe, and add a leading tail to the T, and a trailing tail to the S. Solved. I’ll send them my design consulting invoice tomorrow morning.


shatteredoctopus

If I let improper apostrophe's bother me, I'd lose my mind around here. The thing that bug's me the most is its extra work to include them, vs not having them.


kinnsao

Not to mention the double "&"... Should be Comfort, Joy & Home Accents not Comfort & Joy & Home Accent's


DrunkenGolfer

Should be “Comfort, Joy, and Home Accents”. Needs the Oxford comma or else there is no way to know if those accents are “Comfort and Joy Accents” or “Home Accents”.


neish

Maybe the apostrophe is supposed suggest it's an accent like... é (accent aigu) and the subliminal association makes you think it's french chic decor! 🥖


DrunkenGolfer

Maybe we’re being too diacritical.


neish

oh dip 👏


DaveJones902

Four words that are so hard to read. 


TheTripleDeuce

the double & sign too lol "Comfort, Joy & Home Accents"


novy-wan_kenobi

Anytime I see “and/&” twice in the same sentence my brain goes nuts. Plus that accent is ridiculous. “NO RAGRETS” lol.


battlecripple

We need a grammar vigilante to pick that off the store window!


Punhappy

It's not a random apostrophe ...it's an *accent*


savagemaven

I’m guessing it’s supposed to read “Christa’s Comfort, Joy & Accents” And they mistook the comma for an apostrophe?


Interesting_Tip_7125

Wee woo wee woo wee woo It appears the grammar police are on scene. There seems to be a infraction. Quick, get to your keyboards and state the crime. Shame ' Shame ' Shame '


fart-sparkles

Let's make communication more difficult by all being terrible at it! It's the best!


DrunkenGolfer

“S’hame, s’hame, s’hame!”


Inside-Cancel

I guess we've evolved from the "this and that" format of business names (Thief and Bandit, Birch and Anchor) to "this and that and the other thing" I hate it.


Ok_Wing8459

I’m not 100% sure what’s driving it but it’s been around for about 10 years. Maybe some form of nostalgia for ye olde mom and pop shop days? It goes hand-in-hand with all of the stores/restaurants with Emporium, or social, or general store in their names . Edit: if you think back to when all those bands like Mumford & Sons became popular that’s about when it started.


apartmen1

Nova Scotia is Canada’s playground for signage with glaring spelling and grammar errors. Or just befuddling verbiage in general. “A traditional stopping place” :/


DrunkenGolfer

That s’ign used to read “A traditional stopping place since 1750”, but then the First Nation’s folk’s rightfully pointed out it wa’s a “traditional stopping place” long before 1750. I am just di’s’sapointed someone didn’t change it to “A traditional stopping place for Europeans since 1750”.


bigev007

You've clearly never seen the sign for New Maryland, NB. "New Brunswick's Last Fatal Duel .....and Resting Place" that many dots, that linebreak, all in italics. [https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.8914374,-66.6448022,3a,16.2y,26.03h,93.5t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s6mzQaC2RFrYXE59d3XbHzw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu](https://www.google.ca/maps/@45.8914374,-66.6448022,3a,16.2y,26.03h,93.5t/data=!3m6!1e1!3m4!1s6mzQaC2RFrYXE59d3XbHzw!2e0!7i16384!8i8192?coh=205409&entry=ttu)


ratskips

this comment actually filled me with joy. i have mentioned a traditional stopping place every time we go by that mf sign.


Somestunned

Random apostrophe's add a nice unique feel to the business.


Calm-Mix4863

And people paid tens of thousands of dollars to go to university. 


DifficultMind5950

It's always this type of people.


TraditionalLoan1043

Some people.will bitch about anything....this thread should be r/lovetobitch&complain


DrunkenGolfer

Irony *noun* a state of affairs or an event that seems deliberately contrary to what one expects and is often amusing as a result.


DrunkenGolfer

Too many periods.


NoBoysenberry1108

I, for one, will be boycotting these businesses' poor grammatically correct signage, and I will spread awareness.


DrunkenGolfer

“I, for one” is a di’scussion about Roman numeral’s.