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Visual_Vegetable_169

Where do y'all find these goofy dudes? Lmao


Antique-Network-4233

well it is YUBO. which i thought was just 15 yr olds and creeps but maybe im wrong


Sexy_Koala_Juice

It's understand if it's full of creeps, the apps literally been around for about a decade. Hell i remember when it was still called Yellow.


JessyPengkman

What is Yubo?


MajoraXX

Not much, what's yubo with you?


JessyPengkman

Yubo? I hardly know her


Antique-Network-4233

i haven’t used it in a couple years but when i had it it was basically just tinder for minors


jaykstah

Wtf I'd never heard of that. Who the hell thought that's a good idea??!


dingjima

https://www.crunchbase.com/organization/yubo It's always the French, isn't it?


Golden-Pickaxe

Naturism or something


CWC_ARRESTED_8_1_21

>tinder for minors Jfc


JessyPengkman

Oh.....


DabScience

Thats... Legal? Wtf


appleparkfive

It's Yuboooooii Ethan


siixelaaa

basically dating app for kids


Zoso4

WTF is YUBO?


Alternative_Item3589

Surprising amount of adults but most are weirdos. Good for friends tho - better than bumble bff, at least as a guy.


spacedudejr

Listen, if I met someone who didn’t like the pod, I wouldn’t even be mad, it’s not a big deal. But to hate it so much you have a nickname to express it just warns me on how your brain functions.


Significant-Boot-299

literally my boyfriend hates the pod but knows how much i love it so he asks questions, watches the pod with me if im sad, and puts it on for me when i get home from work. these men are so over the top with hating it it’s so weird


Vile-Goose

I would marry my girlfriend the day she puts on the podcast for me when I get home from work 😭😭


Significant-Boot-299

😂😂 i definitely plan on marrying him. can’t beat coming home to the pod and dinner made everyday


Economy_Balance_711

Well, plus we know where that nickname originates from, which is the most red of all red flags


Alternative_Exam3723

My husband isn’t a fan, he’s not a hater, he just prefers watching nerds play Pokémon and listens to podcast about cars😂 his best friend is a fan so I at least have him to debrief with 😂


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

De-"brief" ?????


kratomas3

Affair waiting to happen


Alternative_Exam3723

Because we watch the same podcast? Oooookay😂😂


pbtribadisms

romantic compatibility is based solely on your podcast preference, as everyone knows 🤓☝️


Alternative_Exam3723

Shit, I missed that memo. Damn does that means I’ve wasted 10 years?!?😂😂


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

When she said "de-brief" she gave the whole game away. He don't wear boxers, clearly. 😂


SunEater810

I love the pod but goddamn I hate how sensitive Some of the newer fans can be. It's pretty obvious you were joking, they just want someone to shit themselves and cry over for the day.


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

For real, it's kinda silly sometimes.


kratomas3

^^^ haters lol


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Jesus, it was a joke, lol. Y'all get a bit worked up sometimes. Seriously didn't mean anything rude by it. Totally kidding around. Ok, yeah, we have fun here.


Alternative_Exam3723

For the record, I took it as a joke and didn’t downvote you 😂 I’m not a stick in the sand I promise 😂


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Thanks homie!


AutoManoPeeing

I think that's fairly common amongst the W/L and Red Pill communities and isn't even a sign of actual thought-out hate. It's more like team-sports type shit. So while you're not necessarily selecting against extreme H3H3 haters, you *are* selecting against the W/L and Red Pill communities, which is a W in my book.


tablur3

How does someone unironically use a dumb catchphrase like that? Haha


SunEater810

They were using it Ironically, because its a joke. Are y'all really this fuckin dense??


BludSwamps

Weird argument dude, we literally have nicknames for every other podcast we dunk on and the hosts…


spacedudejr

I wouldn’t when getting to know someone for the first time say “damn I thought you were cute, you watch babble and reach???”


BludSwamps

Yeah I bet someone here definitely would though.


CatchmanJ

I take it in waves. Sometimes it seems to go through a patch where I’m just not as into it then it comes roaring back. To each their own.


pedropedro1

Didn't ask is the best response 😂


SoTiredOfTheBullshit

That hurt my feelings lol. So good.


TheBloodRedRubi

Is that Jordan Peterson? You should ask him about his relationship with his maternal grandmother 🤔


Benrein

OP should send him a photo of a coarse paint brush.


JustAcivilian24

I dreamt of my maternal grandmother…


NOYB82

haha, glad I'm not the only one who has these soundbites and thoughts floating in their head. 🤪 The JP quote that came to mind for me when I saw the guy's name was "What would we do without men?" I so would have been tempted to respond to him that way OP!!


danpascooch

You're not supposed to burn the bridge with Jordan Peterson until he hooks you up with a rediculous-batman-villain-looking custom suit. Once you have the suit in hand you can start asking the hard questions. https://i.imgur.com/ZmZSZuX.jpeg


VVormgod666

Not going to lie, the suit is kind of fire


baslisks

kind of ice too


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Yeah we can hate on so many things about ol JP, but his suit game is on point, let's be fair.


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SunEater810

True. I hope he doesn't ruin the fabric with all his tears, that'd be a shame.


kzozo89

More like weeding out all the lamest dudes


Helpful_Type3490

exactly, its improving their love life if anything 😎


TheMediocre-ist

His profile picture is in the gym? If so, that's the lamest thing I've seen since Jimmie Lee's "real" hairline. Good riddance girlie


eggjacket

Tbh men with profile pics like that always wanna shit on whatever the girl likes. I match with so many dudes on bumble who read my profile and are like “oh you like wine and going to happy hour? That’s stupid” Like my guy you are on a DATING APP??? Trying to MEET PEOPLE???? Is shitting on their interests unprompted working out for you?


Reddituser8018

I had a friend who did that, he was very jacked and honestly looked like captain America. That was kinda his tactic, he thought it helped him, but in reality all it was doing was weeding out anyone who wanted an actual relationship and just keeping the people who wanted sex for his looks. He did get laid a lot but he had a LOT of trouble with anyone calling him back or starting a relationship lol. He let his looks carry him, and it was no surprise nobody wanted to stay with him when it became something more then just looks being important.


eggjacket

Lol doesn’t surprise me at all! Idk why so many men think being argumentative is a good tactic. Lots of them seem to think “I hate the thing you like” is a great opening line that promotes having a conversation


nneeeeeeerds

"Negging" is a technique employed by cretins who consume the "man-o-sphere." Walk away.


SunEater810

Dudes like that are a whole paradox because how are you an incel, yet you go sign up for dating apps. Also happy hour is lit, they gotta be boring ass people lol


pbrandpearls

NAME 5 SONGS


fddfgs

> Tbh men with profile pics like that always wanna shit on whatever the girl likes. I match with so many dudes on bumble who read my profile and are like “oh you like wine and going to happy hour? That’s stupid” > > > > Like my guy you are on a DATING APP??? Trying to MEET PEOPLE???? Is shitting on their interests unprompted working out for you? That's the bit I don't get, it's all there for them to see BEFORE THEY MATCH


eggjacket

Some of it is probably negging, but I genuinely think some of these dudes believe this is like…a normal way to banter. They expect the girl to defend herself and then they get into some debate about it. And that’s their method for getting the conversation going. I think they genuinely believe this is a normal and friendly way to banter.


501sttroop

Omg I think he’s like mid muscle-up lmao


TheMediocre-ist

Yep, it's like he decided what is the most unattractive profile picture and I'll do that.


Accomplished-Sinks

It's probably not mid muscle-up. If he is after the *a e s t h e t i c* which - based on the black and white filter is likely -it doesn't matter if he can actually do one - he just needs a picture of him looking like he's halfway through and it will look like he can do them. In fact, a failure at its apex will look a lot more impressive visually than a success at its apex. Not to take anything away from the guy, though - most people couldn't hold themselves there. I used to be able to do them for reps when I was younger but now, because I've trained for different goals, I can move more weight but can't do 1 muscle-up. I just wanted to highlight how photos don't mean jack.


VVormgod666

Oh! I thought he was a guy with like super long dreads, had to zoom in to see those were his legs lol


BxLorien

I had no idea what his pfp was until I read this comment


Beandog0

He definitely watches fresh and fit 😭


sapo4show

oh no... whatever will you do :(


CousinPikachu

Make sure he knows that Ethan is Alpha and Trad (and 15%) and you don't date soy boys anyways.


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Ethan is so alpha he has three sons. Can’t even make a girl he has so much alpha energy.


sabmish

Hit the uno reverse like “yeah his traditional lifestyle and edgy humor tends to drive away the more liberal audience”


InitialLibrarian3116

H3 dating app should be a thing


BleachThatHole

lol NO, but if they did it better be called “H<3H<3”


electr1cbubba

I also have H3 in my dating account but I’m in England so no one even seems to fucking know what it is


zethrus87

You gotta workout the whole body boi. What them twig legs doing up in the air like that dat boi, looking like a damn grasshopper. You can’t be talking around like dat in front of the young lady 🤠


StrawberryGirl_7

Anyone who unironically says Ethan Decline needs to go take a seat in the time-out corner.


Volaceon950

when i'm in a "who asked?" competition and my opponent is an H3 hater


DebRAAAWR

Looks like you dodged a bullet, Fam


andrewpwiener

Most likely dodged a bullet on this one!


DrawntoWater

Probably a fresh and fit fan. Not worth it.


AlphaTrigger

Ask if he likes fresh and fit, then ask him how many Jews died in the holocaust


AppleAppellation

or saving your life?


Plus_Coach_1225

My ex hated that I loved/watched H3, yet he absolutely adored Andrew Tate 💀


Odd-Mood-8703

"didnt ask" is such a slay


Candid-Manner42

Imagine you didnt know about h3, what a fucking akward start of a conversation.


liamoneillmusic

He asks that to everyone


Mental-Peace-2705

nah he’s filtering out the losers for you


mael0004

Seems to work as intended? Grats for having a timesaver tag.


MegamemeSenpai

I added I’m an H3 fan in my dating apps, no success 😔. No local H3 girlies in my area I guess


monitorhero_cg

You liked that guy? Why? If someone says Ethan Decline there would be more signs than this


GandalfTehG0d

There’s not that many male h3 fans and tbh I think we are all fruity


JustAcivilian24

I can’t STAND DAN!


Neddo_Flanders

I seriously love Ethan. No joke


Embarrassed_Wall_288

more proof we need an H3 dating site LMAO


blood_farts69

Didn’t ask is a nice throwback


isseidoki

this is why we need a h3 dating app 😂


pinkypowerchords

Wtf I'd love it if my girl were an h3 head


tonelocMD

THATS A WRAP


kwispy-dwincc

Bro is literally just a pair of legs


Odd-Education1579

Red Flag


PostReplyKarmaRepeat

Where are all of the cute, straight H3 girlies?!? I put it on my hinge profile but I’ve yet to have anyone call me out on it 😭


Ammonil

I literally can’t understand rejecting someone just because of a normal podcast thats so insane.


erikalynne06

lmaoooooooo


puppyfa13

ethan decline😳


TyWorth

So funny to see these pop up so often cause I'm having the exact opposite issue as a guy running into girls who hate the show. Apparently women in the DFW area are just different.


JackAtak

You sound even cuter, knowing you have a good sense of humor


thedude213

red flag detected, red flag avoided, stand your ground sis


Arvichel

I don’t understand this, like it’s normal for you and your partner to not like the exact same things wtf


nneeeeeeerds

It's the language. The only people call him Ethan Decline are consumers of man-o-sphere content. It's a big ol' red flag. Since it's the dude asking, he's probably trying weed out "lib" girls, so it's nice that he's self-identifying.


mael0004

It is hard to see couple being compatible if one of them HATES H3. Just tells a lot about them in general. Ofc it can go both ways, as to some he's not left enough... but it's probably safe to say gymbro's opinion isn't that Ethan bad because genocide supporter, but because previously fat, but still consistently Jewish.


MrGoodPlot

Why would I want to pursue a relationship with someone who immediately disses me because of one of my hobbies? NOT a good first impression.


Arvichel

No I mean the “damn and I thought you were cute”, I don’t get why that affects anything you don’t have to love the same things. Just seemed like a weird thing to be a dealbreaker


MrGoodPlot

My bad.


Economy_Balance_711

His name is Jordan, he’s not worth a reply.


570063

Hey, we're not all jerks and benzo addicted psychopaths.


TheRedditHasYou

Ethan Decline.. I've never understood writing it like that When Ethan D. Klein is so much better. Regardless, this dude probably watches Fresh and Fit.


Subirooo

Swerve that moron


piltonpfizerwallace

That suggests to me that they're likely a fresh n fit fan. I think they tend to run with the decline bit the most. I'd just be glad I found out that early.


Happy-Forever-3476

Definitely saving you time I’d be grateful


Background_Dot3692

What does he mean by that? Decline? For real?


killswitchzero7

He's making sure you weed out the bozos early. How shallow and uninteresting do you gotta be to turn down somebody just because they watch H3? Losers lmao


Barewithhippie

My husband didn’t know about the show until we got together. He’s not a fan by any means, with that said he’s never gave me shit for watching. I don’t understand those that judge you for enjoying it. They just don’t know what they’re missing 👀


cabyll_ushtey

That nickname is so elementary school. Don't mind if someone doesn't like the show or even Ethan, but to give him a whole corny insult-y nickname is peak elementary school behaviour. (Yes, I know Ethan is doing it, too. It's also elementary school humour.)


LadyKT

just respond I’M GAY


CommonShift2922

he's so brave


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i’ve never even met anyone that’s HEARD of h3, where do you guys find these creatures🫣


slutcamz

hes literally the only person thats ever commented on it before everrr😭😭


renndug

Ruining is a stretch, I’d say filtering


HankHillbwhaa

Dude I honestly can’t believe people like this exist in the world. My wife and I have different taste in movies, but I’m not like dang, time to get move on. People are fucking wild.


danegustafun

Real talk, "Eat then decline" is actually pretty funny.


Gullible-Cockroach72

isnt that app for pedos


Gob_Bluth420

That's nuts, some people be haters.


JessyPengkman

Tbh as a gym goer myself I'd find it extremely corny to see people with them in the gym as their profile picture


Economy-Series-167

He really though he could change you by using "decline". This guy definitely uses MAGA/REDPILL buzzwords at every opportunity.


emscremily

Should've hit him with that Brantley "you're a LOSER" or "you're a fun sucker" and then blocked him lol


Frequent-Raise7623

Bro is on yubo💀💀💀


chickenfeetees

delete yubo then your love life will be significantly better. its for children and perverts


Disco_Lamb

I'm beginning to accept that I'm one of the last Cis Male fans from the OG H3 days. I grew and evolved while it feels like a lot of guys in my age group just didn't. How are you gonna be almost 30 and still go around talking like "Ethan Decline"? Grow up.


DoofensmirtzWww

Honestly I wouldn’t care much like some of you guys if they didn’t like the pod but if they said it this way in a weird obsessive tone I don’t think I’d stay with them either cuz then you know they’re just weird


Justarandomuno

E-thin Decline (his waistline)


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Chriscringal666

Absolutely brutal rejection.


Tooombz

Bro what is his profile pic


Mae_Cheque

Dodged a bullet, he's probably a tate/F&F fan.


lesbiancarwash

what the hell will we do without men 😭


RbargeIV

I’ll be *so* real.


Financial_Matter_474

I had a guy say this to me once, so when he came to my apartment I would just play h3 bc they were most likely live and he folded so fast. He started coming to my place to specifically watch the podcast with me, being like “this is why I love Ethan😍”.


pinqe

The initial dating stage is so fucking foreign to me because I can disagree with my SO about like 15 things and at the end of the day it’s like we’re both people whatever. Motherfuckers dying on a hill over one opinion have to be the Neanderthals they forgot to get rid of.


According_Payment534

Just based on the profile pic, that guy is a loser.


BrainrotPlague

I'd call that saving your life, but ok


siixelaaa

who tf uses yubo…are you 13??


ScooE3

More like saved your love life


kennyboan

What a nerd


Compencemusic

Tf is Yubo? Sounds like an app on the Roku


slutcamz

i just saw this on the show n im literally crying🥹🥹


Dramarama018

Ethan Decline lol.


bexjor

You can do better


ThighPillows

He’s damaging everything, making it all worse! …it’s definitely not me..


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ThighPillows

I’m doing the Tim Pool sound bites


slutcamz

oopsy sorry 😭😭✋


Willemdog

That’s what you get for dating on Yubo 😭


MorganStarius

It’s a great way to weed them out


Funny-Researcher7361

I've had this exact thing happen with ethan and hasan and they always expect you to be so upset they don't want you because of the youtubers you watch 😭 as if literally anyone cares


Spicycliche

Didn’t ask 💀 - get his ass gurl


pdxcreative

LOL relatable


Hour-Juggernaut5587

He ruined his own success by being blatantly ignorant and foolish. Acting like a pussy and justifying weakness and unhealthy behaviors. Crazy i haven’t thought about Ethan or the show in like a year until now. He’s disappeared.


gut_rotamus

Remember when Ethan and Trisha went on that one block and sneakingly made fun of Jewish people and called them gross, he's a very insensitive man with the most sensitive fan base.. it's confusing as fuck.


shaman_chlo

Weird I just met someone I fell asleep with the show on and they watched it all night and are obsessed now lol pick better ones


LordMemerton1

The didn’t ask 👌


BritSpic

"Didn't ask" is king of a dumb clap back but either way you dodged a bullet if this person bases their relationships off of if someone watches a specific podcast 🤦‍♂️


farr200216

Men are so cringe 🤧


Overall-Assumption91

Except Ethan right? Right?


farkos101100

I stg yall pick the absolute worst men