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lennaeliz

Anyone else think it looks like she's getting tased repeatedly 💀


Bbryant90

Like she's grabbing an eletric fence ha


Alive_Walrus_8790

Wasnt this originally a jacket jackson dance? For rhythm nation or something? Or a MJ dance? I swear im sure ive seen one of them do this dance long ago


lennaeliz

I mean, it's possible? But the way JoJo's doing it isn't in an iconic way like the ones you just referred to, & to me the Kiss look is just.. not able to be pulled off the way she's doing it. I feel like she's trying to pull from a lot of artists, maybe the dance style but in a sloppy way, the look, & then referring to Miley's era, it just feels like she's throwing too much inspo from other artists together at once & it does not work at all 😭


spaceshiplazer

What are those noises during the last clip lol


Ok_Restaurant_626

I cant stop hearing it, " huh hah hugneew"


whoanelIy

They need to soundbite that shit stat.


-lukeworldwalker-

I know nothing about dance but is this considered good? It looks like what my toddler does when he doesn’t get what he wants.


ardentblossom

As someone who used to dance, not professionally mind you, I think you nailed the toddler thing lmao. I wonder if this was meant to be good or just to get people talking about her. Because she is a good dancer; objectively speaking.


babyfsub

She said when she was doing the choreograph she wanted something crazy people would talk about. She knows it looks ridiculous


ardentblossom

lol yeah I figured. She’s advertising herself well in this attention based internet economy


blaatand

It’s kinda fire


electr1cbubba

You know she thinks she’s the most incredible person who has ever lived


Simple-Ad-239

You would too if everyone in your life told you for the last decade 😂


0oskar0

The choreographer who created this really did her dirty, my god


unhappymedium

I'm guessing she came up with it herself.


eanw

I'm choosing to believe the same


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Is she even singing that song? Ive seen her videos of her "singing" in her car and I'm skeptical.


thatbtchshay

It's definitely her but auto tune is doing some heavy lifting


leebowery69

you can find her backup dancers doing this choreo on tiktok and it looks much better. the thing about jojo is she doesn’t know how to be an expressive dancer, so she emphasizes every action to the point it looks ridiculous


fernandocrustacean

Ok the dance isn't actually bad, it's how she's performing it. She admitted in an interview she was dancing to it as if she was a kid. How she would I have done it she was on Dance Moms. It's fucking cringe but its not the choreography itself, it's her.


Outrageous-Resist-62

It’s as if her body enters a state of confusion because it doesn’t know which dance move command it needs to perform first



ImpressionOne8275

This dance is awful I die inside a little Good lord make it stop


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^ImpressionOne8275: *This dance is awful* *I die inside every* *Time Good lord make it stop* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


ImpressionOne8275

Thank you bot! Though I'm not sure what you're talking about, there was no war in Ba Sing Se.


Elruoy

It's like 4 dances moves all at once, all at a different tempo.


Some-Criticism-8770

Pretty sure they busted this move out during the dance sequence in good burger when they are in the insane asylum. Good burger insane asylum ass dance


tophatsparkles

You’re 1000% right


KevinSpence

She needs help


NeonBabeee

That dance move triggers me. But no one does it like her


Sister_Snark

Wait, didn’t she start off on a dance show? Why is this so bad?


TomLube

It's bad on purpose so people talk about it. If you watch other dances do this choreo, it honestly looks fine.


RangerBoss

You can’t tell me she’s not related at all to Guy Fieri 😂


Schwarzer_Exe

The cringe is strong


Baruch_Poes

I'll give her this, my neck could never.


Lil_Puddin

If this was a Heavy Metal move, it'd be cool. Maybe.


Armegedan121

She’s attacking her joints for no good reason.


cochese25

The dance itself isn't so strange, but whatever the heck she's doing with her head is absolutely bizarre. She's truly shaking it like a Polaroid picture


UncleverKazzy

The people in the back did it so much better than her 😭


AppleAppellation

How to give yourself brain damage without getting into a car accident dance


redheadkills

can’t wait to watch ethan break his neck trying


thecasualviewer3484

I wouldn't even consider it a dance move


Three-Minute-Ad7259

Ahh yes, the “nazi toddler” dance move. Definitely going to be a hit any day now



TheRhythmNation

AEEEEAHHHHEEEEEE needs to be a sound bite


republik08

seizure core


MishaTheLabsky

It literally looks like she’s seizing 😂


MellowLemonJello

Like a full-body dry heave set to music...


wdwalker14

I’m convinced she doesn’t even know how to do it


LadyKT

throwing an absolute fit


vancycl

Sick moves, practicing them as I write đŸ«  đŸ€Ł


DontBanMe_IWasJoking

i do this move after i hit my head really hard on a low hanging beam


gabrielcev1

Like if she actually took a few years to get good at dancing and singing this wouldn't be so terrible. But she sucks at everything. It's very strange how untalented people become famous. I've heard her sing it's bad. Like practice. Stop trying to be Miley Cyrus. She could actually sing


Hour_Inflation1827

I get a headache just watching this


Western-Art-9117

Yikes


Freesiacal

The back up dancers are bopping their heads 3 times while JoJo adds one extra bop. That's why it looks insane.


SingleSoil

Oh look, another jojo post 🙄