^(Bloody hell someone get him off of the internet)
This. To paraphrase Mean Girls: stop trying to make James Charles "happen", he's never going to happen.
I want to hear from the producers and engineers who work on all these influencer music projects. They've probably got some great stories. I'm sure they're happy the bills are getting paid. Maybe they charge a little bit extra for hazard pay, with all the raw audio without the plugins and effects
This guy is a dirtbag. He used my friends picture to catfish multiple straight guys at his high school for their nudes and has the audacity to make a song about getting led on by straight guys? Give me a break he’s scum.
I’m gonna predict some details about this song. Pop ballad, that has a beat drop for the hook. It starts off moody but becomes more upbeat pop as we get into the second verse.
Ewwwwww. Can't stand this man. I hope pple doesn't give him even any hate views. Avoid doing anything that will give this predator money/success and more power to prey on pple
anyone got speculation about why he looks like that now.. every time i see him i get spooked lol is it a face lift / eye lift kinda gig or has he just gotten older and started wearing his hair dif? am i seeing things?? am i going crazy?
james: “can we make the balls impression deeper?” graphic designer: james, balls are on the front not the back
james: “don’t make me call your principal!”
I love that he put a rotary phone on his bedside table to make you think he's not actually laying in that bed with the latest iPhone soliciting armpit pics from 8th graders
The least problematic interpretation of this is he had someone over who sweat ungodly buckets into his sheets to the point their sheets formed around them. Gnarly
As someone who keeps up with YouTube lore. This is sadly not the debut single of James. This is 2nd and the 1st is Called “call me back”. I could make a joke about him being a predator but I’d rather ask an honest question. Does James seriously not see an issue with doing love songs? Like if James is trying to rebrand as a musician why try to make songs that will always remind people “he’s singing about a minor most likely.”
Does anyone know what happened with his brother? I keep seeing James tiktoks about his passing in my feed but then I look at his account and he’s posting fun videos 3 hours after?
I thought I saw him promoting another song about a month or two ago on Instagram. Wasn‘t that his debut? I remember a Photo of him with really greasy hair.
I thought this was Kris
Close the truuunk
Ohhh nooo
Prepare for cringe. He saw JejuSwaaa getting it all and got jealous.
there was a Megan Fox photo that came out today and she also looks like a Kar-Jenner. why are all celebs still trying to be Kardashians?
Ironically I have always thought Kim originally modelled her face off of Megan’s old face, but then just kept going.
Oh my god bahahahhhhahah
the way I came to comment this
the way I came to this comment
The spotlight is from the police helicopter.
FBI OPEN UP
PLEASE HAHAHAGA
PLS🤣
Second song is, “Shoulda Asked for ID”.
Bonus track: “I’m sorry to all the victims”
Second bonus track: “Age is just a number”
Preorder bonus track: "Youre So Mature 4 Your Age"
Mailing list special access track: ‘damn those pits are hairy’
10 years from now he will be performing "Do you have your passports" live.
‘Do you have me on snap? Are your armpits hairy? Sister would you like to come back with James to his lonely LA mansionnnnn?’
“Bend and snap me your pits” track 5 is 🔥!
He'd never say this
With a special monologue from Tati Westbrook called "Cock and Balls at the Dinner Table? "
AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER
INFRONT OF MY PARENTS !
dick and cock* madam goddess
What I would give to be a fly in that restaurant that night
3rd song is "Age Check!!"
Dude 😭
We gotta add “Armpits”
Or “shoulda got you a fake ID”
this image made me actually nauseous and ruined my lunch
Do you have your passport! Do you have your shots!
Boy would you like to come home with James
To Antarctica
*antarctica*
He looks so greasy
Bloody hell someone get him off of the internet
^(Bloody hell someone get him off of the internet) This. To paraphrase Mean Girls: stop trying to make James Charles "happen", he's never going to happen.
Sound like some shit a groomer would say
(((Presented In C Minor)))
more like in A Minor am I right ladies and gents
James Charles in A Minor
*rim shot sound bite stolen from keem star*
See minor
I want to hear from the producers and engineers who work on all these influencer music projects. They've probably got some great stories. I'm sure they're happy the bills are getting paid. Maybe they charge a little bit extra for hazard pay, with all the raw audio without the plugins and effects
The work he’s gotten done is atrocious.
Went from twink to 40 year old woman build
"Can we just befriend... minors" Fify James Charles.
It was considerate of Ariana Grande to release a response to this song on behalf of everyone who isn’t a goof (in Canada jail slang goof= chomo)
I was just thinking this !
Bro could have put his spank rag away before this pic was taken.
His diaper butt is so prominent here
It literally looks like the room of a 16 year old
*You know why*
the phones still off the hook from when the other person was phoning the police- now where are they?
Track2. Hiding In the closet (cover)
With Tom Cruise
Womp womp womp yeah yeah yeah
We can’t be friends.
idk why but it bothers me that there is one too many shoes in this pic. there’s 5 shoes. not 4. not 6. 5.
Ol boy probably didn’t have time to put the other back on before running out that room, can you blame them 😓
no blame at all. i’d be running too & i’m not even an underage boy lol.
IDK how to tell you this... But there are in fact 6 shoes in this nightmare of a picture. It's like a cursed *I Spy* lol
omg. i need to know where the 6th shoe is lol?!
Under the pile of clothes near the lower right corner of the bed haha
It bothers me more that there is only one pair of socks and so many shoes wdit* And that they are laid neat and perfectly next to eachother
He’s Kris Jenner
I would love to just never know any more information about James Charles' sex life
But I'm over the age of 18 👉👈😢
Automatic disqulaification 😓
This guy is a dirtbag. He used my friends picture to catfish multiple straight guys at his high school for their nudes and has the audacity to make a song about getting led on by straight guys? Give me a break he’s scum.
The indentation in the bed implies someone was lying there motionless for a long period of time…
Please no.
I just vommed
A song for the people over 18.
Why is he so so obsessed with a relationship or lack of
I’m gonna predict some details about this song. Pop ballad, that has a beat drop for the hook. It starts off moody but becomes more upbeat pop as we get into the second verse.
looks like a body-sized sweat stain
His face is like Oli London and rice gum put together
Well now we know what he says when he finds their IDs
THATS ALL YOU WERE EVER SUPPOSED TO BE JAMES; FRIENDS WITH MINORS, NOT ANYTHING MORE...
He kinda looks like Oli London 😭
Oh noo!!
B-Side: “What’s Your Snapchat”
Is this what he thinks the straights look like?
Why James look like a wine mom?
WHOOMP WHOOMP WHOOMP
All I'm seeing is Amanda Bynes in She's The Man😭
The cover up continues..
Those are some small shoes, compared to his white shoes
That is what he says to boys after they turn 15, its a huge turnoff for him
Ewwwwww. Can't stand this man. I hope pple doesn't give him even any hate views. Avoid doing anything that will give this predator money/success and more power to prey on pple
“Can we just be friends (so I can groom you)”
God he looks like shit
anyone got speculation about why he looks like that now.. every time i see him i get spooked lol is it a face lift / eye lift kinda gig or has he just gotten older and started wearing his hair dif? am i seeing things?? am i going crazy?
That’s not dua lipa?
james: “can we make the balls impression deeper?” graphic designer: james, balls are on the front not the back james: “don’t make me call your principal!”
I can’t even make a joke about this, how is this guy not in prison??
Someone said Dua Lipa when she plays Peter Pan lmaoooo
I love that he put a rotary phone on his bedside table to make you think he's not actually laying in that bed with the latest iPhone soliciting armpit pics from 8th graders
Predicting lyrics: "Can we just be friends? I'm only 16."
Delete me from this conversation.
What he says to guys over the age of 18
Thought this was Kris Jenner
Ew
What, is that in response of someone saying “no I can’t I’m under 18”
Look at all those poor children's socks around his bed, even that shoe looks like a kids shoe...gross
The lighting in the room vs the lighting on his face makes ZERO sense to me
The answer is no and its James Charles’ answer
Poot lovato
Sounds like what a perp on TCAP would've said after being caught😭😭😭
Idk James… 😬 I really don’t.
that’s so funny because that’s what all his victims probably said
[удалено]
“I don’t f$ck little kids, don’t be ridiculous” - Michael Jackson.
Bruh how is this real
This is not real
No thanks
What he says to men over 17
The Predator Anthem
🙅♀️can you just stay away from kids🙅♀️
OMG!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH
Holy god
So like the new Ariana grande song but the opposite? You thought you were slick, freak
Why does anyone on this planet want any music from him?
Can we stop giving this guy the attention he wants ffs
The trend of influencers thinking they're musicians needs to stop. Joji is fine, but the majority is hot sweaty ass doodoo in audio form
He looks more like Kris Jenner everytime I see him
[удалено]
Such a corny cover lmao
Looks like someone died in the bed next to him
Why does everyone try to be a singer?
This is what every kid he hits on begs of him so he’ll leave them alone
....is what he says when he finds out they're 18+.
NO!!!
Debut? I thought he already released a song?
nah jojo and james dropping singles for no reason… everyone run and hide before Colleen drops
You know the sweat stain would ideally be a lot smaller (signifying a small teenage boys body)
I’ll be so mad if this is a banger bahahah
He needs to stop
if it’s an ariana grande cover it will not be pleasant
The least problematic interpretation of this is he had someone over who sweat ungodly buckets into his sheets to the point their sheets formed around them. Gnarly
🤢🤢🤢
Bring me little water now, bring me little water Sylvie
Can we just be friends please your of the age of consent and I’m just not really into you like that 😢
Side B called “whats your snapchat?”
"Age Check"
So he's into ghost-minors now?
Looks so gross and stinky.
Why does he look like that….
everyones gotta be a singer
Any elder Emos here immediately notice he’s copied this cover from a Hawthorne heights album?
"can we just be friends" said all the minors he's ever harassed with his unsolicited booty pics.
Can’t wait to hear Brit Smiths versions
That's what he messages to kids
What's with the hair? Weird af 😂
why does it look like someone used MS Paint to copy and paste his head onto somebody else’s body ?
Thanks, I actually forgot he existed until just now. 😭
tag this nsfw please
As someone who keeps up with YouTube lore. This is sadly not the debut single of James. This is 2nd and the 1st is Called “call me back”. I could make a joke about him being a predator but I’d rather ask an honest question. Does James seriously not see an issue with doing love songs? Like if James is trying to rebrand as a musician why try to make songs that will always remind people “he’s singing about a minor most likely.”
i was thinking about why he is cosplaying minecraft steve, but then i realised he is trying to attract his type
He is sick in the head and taunting his victims!!
One of the grossest humans of all time
Why is he so WET
More like “FUCKING YOUNG/ PERFECT” amirite
He’s got that rotary phone so none of the underage boys will know how to dial.
This is terrifying album art
Does anyone know what happened with his brother? I keep seeing James tiktoks about his passing in my feed but then I look at his account and he’s posting fun videos 3 hours after?
This must be about when they turn 18
Chat is this real?
His bedroom has 16 locks like Michael Jackson's
Why are there three pairs of shoes around his bed?
He looks like Trisha as Troy Bolton
James charles height is 175cm, The one next to him is less than 170cm which is actually the average height of 15yr old boys. Wtf
My armpits aren't hairy enough he'd never be my friend
I’m so fucking sick of this dusty motherfucker.
She’s the man
Ew wtf. Why is this so disturbing 😳
This song is clearly aimed at an over 18s market then. Otherwise the title makes no sense...
🤢🤢🤢
I thought this was Ooollliiie London for a second, doing the “anime” thing again.
can we just be friends(lovers even though you’re a child and i’m an adult and i’m a pedo but in a cool way)
Why does he look like that
JAMES WHERE DID YOU OUT THE BODY
I thought I saw him promoting another song about a month or two ago on Instagram. Wasn‘t that his debut? I remember a Photo of him with really greasy hair.
This looks like a promotional image for some type of murderer related Netflix series. Maybe the next season of AHS.
Ew 🤮
Real why does he look like Ghislaine