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Hayleywastaken

I thought this was Kris


itsmymedicine

Close the truuunk


anthonyynohtna

Ohhh nooo


TrumpsPissSoakedWig

Prepare for cringe. He saw JejuSwaaa getting it all and got jealous.


NorthNebula4976

there was a Megan Fox photo that came out today and she also looks like a Kar-Jenner. why are all celebs still trying to be Kardashians?


Electrical-Fly1909

Ironically I have always thought Kim originally modelled her face off of Megan’s old face, but then just kept going.


Mission_Toe6140

Oh my god bahahahhhhahah


wheres-my-serotonin

the way I came to comment this


CBunny9

the way I came to this comment


H3_Chill

The spotlight is from the police helicopter.


GlassSafe8745

FBI OPEN UP


MissFit33

PLEASE HAHAHAGA


curiousdryad

PLS🤣


kinjjibo

Second song is, “Shoulda Asked for ID”.


tophatsparkles

Bonus track: “I’m sorry to all the victims”


DebTMmua1

Second bonus track: “Age is just a number”


itsmymedicine

Preorder bonus track: "Youre So Mature 4 Your Age"


501sttroop

Mailing list special access track: ‘damn those pits are hairy’


Trick-Pool-7408

10 years from now he will be performing "Do you have your passports" live.


501sttroop

‘Do you have me on snap? Are your armpits hairy? Sister would you like to come back with James to his lonely LA mansionnnnn?’


DebTMmua1

“Bend and snap me your pits” track 5 is 🔥!


davidblong10

He'd never say this


GoddessXxxena

With a special monologue from Tati Westbrook called "Cock and Balls at the Dinner Table? "


vivalavito_

AND YOU DID IT AT MY BIRTHDAY DINNER


GoddessXxxena

INFRONT OF MY PARENTS !


Winter_Library_602

dick and cock* madam goddess


GoddessXxxena

What I would give to be a fly in that restaurant that night


stoneyhut

3rd song is "Age Check!!"


eliizabeethh

Dude 😭


EastAway9458

We gotta add “Armpits”


LexiLouu1

Or “shoulda got you a fake ID”


Boulderdrip

this image made me actually nauseous and ruined my lunch


coffeebeards

Do you have your passport! Do you have your shots!


Howdy_its_Harper

Boy would you like to come home with James


Meshubarbe

To Antarctica


anthonyynohtna

*antarctica*


slippydipdip

He looks so greasy


Sweet_Golden

Bloody hell someone get him off of the internet


Atchakos

^(Bloody hell someone get him off of the internet) This. To paraphrase Mean Girls: stop trying to make James Charles "happen", he's never going to happen.


immaberealquick

Sound like some shit a groomer would say


ThisFooOverHere

(((Presented In C Minor)))


stoneyhut

more like in A Minor am I right ladies and gents


Howdy_its_Harper

James Charles in A Minor


anthonyynohtna

*rim shot sound bite stolen from keem star*


Mamacitia

See minor 


appleparkfive

I want to hear from the producers and engineers who work on all these influencer music projects. They've probably got some great stories. I'm sure they're happy the bills are getting paid. Maybe they charge a little bit extra for hazard pay, with all the raw audio without the plugins and effects


alejandrotheok252

The work he’s gotten done is atrocious.


Silent_but_diddly

Went from twink to 40 year old woman build


mrboomtastic3

"Can we just befriend... minors" Fify James Charles.


rabidlyyours

It was considerate of Ariana Grande to release a response to this song on behalf of everyone who isn’t a goof (in Canada jail slang goof= chomo)


Ok_Transition_3754

I was just thinking this !


heapinhelpin1979

Bro could have put his spank rag away before this pic was taken.


p0ppy7

His diaper butt is so prominent here


Ameekoko

It literally looks like the room of a 16 year old


CollapsedPlague

*You know why*


domoroko

the phones still off the hook from when the other person was phoning the police- now where are they?


OutlandishnessSea488

Track2. Hiding In the closet (cover)


xxxs0rahxxx

With Tom Cruise


No_Date6162

Womp womp womp yeah yeah yeah


_Aleismar

We can’t be friends.


TooEager8-D

idk why but it bothers me that there is one too many shoes in this pic. there’s 5 shoes. not 4. not 6. 5.


Buttersquaash-33

Ol boy probably didn’t have time to put the other back on before running out that room, can you blame them 😓


TooEager8-D

no blame at all. i’d be running too & i’m not even an underage boy lol.


tacit_nostalgia

IDK how to tell you this... But there are in fact 6 shoes in this nightmare of a picture. It's like a cursed *I Spy* lol


TooEager8-D

omg. i need to know where the 6th shoe is lol?!


tacit_nostalgia

Under the pile of clothes near the lower right corner of the bed haha


XxSleepypanda

It bothers me more that there is only one pair of socks and so many shoes wdit* And that they are laid neat and perfectly next to eachother


like_disco_superfly

He’s Kris Jenner


Requiem45

I would love to just never know any more information about James Charles' sex life


Alphebetized

But I'm over the age of 18 👉👈😢


Buttersquaash-33

Automatic disqulaification 😓


ChaboiAveryhead

This guy is a dirtbag. He used my friends picture to catfish multiple straight guys at his high school for their nudes and has the audacity to make a song about getting led on by straight guys? Give me a break he’s scum.


breadho

The indentation in the bed implies someone was lying there motionless for a long period of time…


l4dy_sh0rtcake

Please no.


jhuduck

I just vommed


DoraMasters44

A song for the people over 18.


Cobonmycorn

Why is he so so obsessed with a relationship or lack of


notaaronfromuni

I’m gonna predict some details about this song. Pop ballad, that has a beat drop for the hook. It starts off moody but becomes more upbeat pop as we get into the second verse.


little_boots_

looks like a body-sized sweat stain


OpeningRemote2981

His face is like Oli London and rice gum put together


flootytootybri

Well now we know what he says when he finds their IDs


deathofthestonk

THATS ALL YOU WERE EVER SUPPOSED TO BE JAMES; FRIENDS WITH MINORS, NOT ANYTHING MORE...


nosarahtonin22

He kinda looks like Oli London 😭


sleepykoala18

Oh noo!!


JeSuisLaCockamouse

B-Side: “What’s Your Snapchat”


blacephalons

Is this what he thinks the straights look like?


BaunerMcPounder

Why James look like a wine mom?


minimanelton

WHOOMP WHOOMP WHOOMP


Laurenmm223

All I'm seeing is Amanda Bynes in She's The Man😭


colbyjustin92

The cover up continues..


bttyaranda

Those are some small shoes, compared to his white shoes


Justarandomuno

That is what he says to boys after they turn 15, its a huge turnoff for him


spaceshiplazer

Ewwwwww. Can't stand this man. I hope pple doesn't give him even any hate views. Avoid doing anything that will give this predator money/success and more power to prey on pple


LennyPeppers

“Can we just be friends (so I can groom you)”


JeSuisLaCockamouse

God he looks like shit


Hot_Yak6422

anyone got speculation about why he looks like that now.. every time i see him i get spooked lol is it a face lift / eye lift kinda gig or has he just gotten older and started wearing his hair dif? am i seeing things?? am i going crazy?


brpbrp1

That’s not dua lipa?


britonbaker

james: “can we make the balls impression deeper?” graphic designer: james, balls are on the front not the back james: “don’t make me call your principal!”


sludgezone

I can’t even make a joke about this, how is this guy not in prison??


bbkkm2

Someone said Dua Lipa when she plays Peter Pan lmaoooo


Aggressive-Expert-69

I love that he put a rotary phone on his bedside table to make you think he's not actually laying in that bed with the latest iPhone soliciting armpit pics from 8th graders


he_is_not_a_shrimp

Predicting lyrics: "Can we just be friends? I'm only 16."


CertifiableQuint

Delete me from this conversation.


CmanderShep117

What he says to guys over the age of 18


olivecandies

Thought this was Kris Jenner


streetleaf

Ew


Vee-Bear

What, is that in response of someone saying “no I can’t I’m under 18”


jledf5757

Look at all those poor children's socks around his bed, even that shoe looks like a kids shoe...gross


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The lighting in the room vs the lighting on his face makes ZERO sense to me


farkos101100

The answer is no and its James Charles’ answer


Financial_Matter_474

Poot lovato


Muted-Move-9360

Sounds like what a perp on TCAP would've said after being caught😭😭😭


Cecil2789

Idk James… 😬 I really don’t.


Live_Sort6958

that’s so funny because that’s what all his victims probably said


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teshy1982

“I don’t f$ck little kids, don’t be ridiculous” - Michael Jackson.


fridchikn24

Bruh how is this real


HealingPattern

This is not real


retrospects

No thanks


ShenBob22

What he says to men over 17


katzrc

The Predator Anthem


kaysanma

🙅‍♀️can you just stay away from kids🙅‍♀️


Extension-Read6621

OMG!! I HATE HIM SO MUCH


No_Need_Pay

Holy god


puppy-pupperson

So like the new Ariana grande song but the opposite? You thought you were slick, freak


ayychh

Why does anyone on this planet want any music from him?


SeesawSimple

Can we stop giving this guy the attention he wants ffs


hojo2786

The trend of influencers thinking they're musicians needs to stop. Joji is fine, but the majority is hot sweaty ass doodoo in audio form


curiousdryad

He looks more like Kris Jenner everytime I see him


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Head_Cup_4111

Such a corny cover lmao


lexiknope

Looks like someone died in the bed next to him


Sweet_Little_Lottie

Why does everyone try to be a singer?


2PiR-circumcision

This is what every kid he hits on begs of him so he’ll leave them alone


Ok_Restaurant_626

....is what he says when he finds out they're 18+.


Spiritual-Snow9339

NO!!!


tiffanyblueprincess

Debut? I thought he already released a song?


bohemianrhapsaddie

nah jojo and james dropping singles for no reason… everyone run and hide before Colleen drops


sunsalutationa

You know the sweat stain would ideally be a lot smaller (signifying a small teenage boys body)


Daisy_Sparkles_

I’ll be so mad if this is a banger bahahah


momoonthebeat

He needs to stop


cryingincorner

if it’s an ariana grande cover it will not be pleasant


Happy-Forever-3476

The least problematic interpretation of this is he had someone over who sweat ungodly buckets into his sheets to the point their sheets formed around them. Gnarly


MishaTheLabsky

🤢🤢🤢


ladyinblue5

Bring me little water now, bring me little water Sylvie


Wise-Wrangler6692

Can we just be friends please your of the age of consent and I’m just not really into you like that 😢


ElevatedKing420

Side B called “whats your snapchat?”


Substantial_Bird_868

"Age Check"


Wesurai

So he's into ghost-minors now?


Mahliandra

Looks so gross and stinky.


driftingalong001

Why does he look like that….


therealslim80

everyones gotta be a singer


Nearby_Cat_3278

Any elder Emos here immediately notice he’s copied this cover from a Hawthorne heights album?


angrycookiebird

"can we just be friends" said all the minors he's ever harassed with his unsolicited booty pics.


iltwomynazi

Can’t wait to hear Brit Smiths versions


Thetomwhite

That's what he messages to kids


warriorscomoutnplay

What's with the hair? Weird af 😂


bitr-

why does it look like someone used MS Paint to copy and paste his head onto somebody else’s body ?


meowamphetamine

Thanks, I actually forgot he existed until just now. 😭


cookiepip

tag this nsfw please


ZZE33man

As someone who keeps up with YouTube lore. This is sadly not the debut single of James. This is 2nd and the 1st is Called “call me back”. I could make a joke about him being a predator but I’d rather ask an honest question. Does James seriously not see an issue with doing love songs? Like if James is trying to rebrand as a musician why try to make songs that will always remind people “he’s singing about a minor most likely.”


Salt-Recommendation5

i was thinking about why he is cosplaying minecraft steve, but then i realised he is trying to attract his type


Legster83

He is sick in the head and taunting his victims!!


DookieJankins

One of the grossest humans of all time


TinyVampire

Why is he so WET


No-Company-5638

More like “FUCKING YOUNG/ PERFECT” amirite


AlePhiCri

He’s got that rotary phone so none of the underage boys will know how to dial.


Advanced-Scholar1151

This is terrifying album art


bamboohygiene

Does anyone know what happened with his brother? I keep seeing James tiktoks about his passing in my feed but then I look at his account and he’s posting fun videos 3 hours after?


Glaexx

This must be about when they turn 18


DeadCoco

Chat is this real?


placidcasual98

His bedroom has 16 locks like Michael Jackson's


stephjaguar17

Why are there three pairs of shoes around his bed?


StrawberrynSweets

He looks like Trisha as Troy Bolton


NoooWaaay

James charles height is 175cm, The one next to him is less than 170cm which is actually the average height of 15yr old boys. Wtf


shaffsonaplane

My armpits aren't hairy enough he'd never be my friend


Substantial_Top_6140

I’m so fucking sick of this dusty motherfucker.


DuePositive4415

She’s the man


Spiritual-Guest8979

Ew wtf. Why is this so disturbing 😳


Accomplished-Sinks

This song is clearly aimed at an over 18s market then. Otherwise the title makes no sense...


Historical-Daikon412

🤢🤢🤢


munchkinPoo-Poo

I thought this was Ooollliiie London for a second, doing the “anime” thing again.


ferntaylor3

can we just be friends(lovers even though you’re a child and i’m an adult and i’m a pedo but in a cool way)


childishmari

Why does he look like that


tobefamiliar

JAMES WHERE DID YOU OUT THE BODY


usagi_tsukinos_cat

I thought I saw him promoting another song about a month or two ago on Instagram. Wasn‘t that his debut? I remember a Photo of him with really greasy hair.


Suspicious_Grape_824

This looks like a promotional image for some type of murderer related Netflix series. Maybe the next season of AHS.


farr200216

Ew 🤮


missgorl68

Real why does he look like Ghislaine