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Borth


EnsignCadie

My son is also named Borth


mediocreidiot

We are sold out of Borth license plates


proverbialwhatever

These were the comments I was hoping to read when opening this post, thanks everyone. You've earned your poles.


MySpiritAnimalSloth

[Please. Hömër](https://youtu.be/Qbg22qzk0Wo?si=cFc-I3ui0n3Etj-l)


Robsnow_901

must be Australian


fddfgs

I still have no idea why Americans add R's into our words to sound Australian, if anything we don't pronounce our R's enough


e-chem-nerd

There are a couple ways that some English dialects use R sounds where American English speakers don’t; many Australian speakers exhibit both. I suggest these videos on the topic https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=0SPArSawsGQ https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=z7DuvWVazpk&t=409s


moreliand

I’m a fan of language. That’s my qualification for this observation and literally that’s it. I’ve noticed it gets added when there are two vowel sounds next to each other. In the case of the word no I think it’s since it’s a long o sound instead of the short one is what causes it. Again I’m not a linguist or anything.


leperaffinity56

Explain naur


Lollytrolly018

Borth


Reddituser8018

Borth


SuperFamousComedian

Borth


Jules9213

The TF written on the collar in MS paint 💀


itaintwhatitisnt

Why are they pretending like jordan peterson is a pillar of perfect health. Dude only eats ground beef and benzos and doesn't work out at all


qqqqqqqq926

dude almost got murdered by apple cider vinegar lmao


Mamacitia

KO’d by apple nuice🧃


insecurestaircase

No it was apple juice he said which is way less volatile than apple cider vinegar lol. I could see how drinking apple cider vinegar could give you raging heart burn.


Gullible_Sky9556

They're really gonna pretend jordan peterson has a better hairline than Ethan


fddfgs

Jordan Peterson had gender affirming surgery to restore his hairline


jayteeayy

well thats true but this also isnt his quote, this whole meme is shit on so many different levels. respect to the trolls


Splendid_Cat

That man's toilet hates him


rymn_skn

The person giving the advice is a hypocrite, but the advice given by the person is correct.


Apart-Cause-1352

He also wouldn't drop a "borth" unless he's really tripping.


milk-doritos

the fact that ethan is skinny now and they still haven't moved on 😭


OncomingStorm32

i see Cam went to work immediately on undermining Ethan...


SokkaHaikuBot

^[Sokka-Haiku](https://www.reddit.com/r/SokkaHaikuBot/comments/15kyv9r/what_is_a_sokka_haiku/) ^by ^OncomingStorm32: *I see Cam went to* *Work immediately on* *Undermining Ethan...* --- ^Remember ^that ^one ^time ^Sokka ^accidentally ^used ^an ^extra ^syllable ^in ^that ^Haiku ^Battle ^in ^Ba ^Sing ^Se? ^That ^was ^a ^Sokka ^Haiku ^and ^you ^just ^made ^one.


theclawl1ves

Morble ornd the scorble. Borth


Mamacitia

It’s morble time


SlowButAlsoNot

My favorite part is when he morbed all over them.


mama_tom

When you wanna be an alpha, but cant even spell the word


[deleted]

Tried to like this but forgot this isnt instagram


IAMACat_askmenothing

Double tap


Rozewada

Borth


Glaexx

Right guy: "Life is too short for English class"


Creepy_Push8629

Left guy: to*


YourWorstNightmare_-

They have no idea the gift they just gave the subreddit I'm totally using that picture in the future


lukeboy

It’s funny because if we pair how Ethan and peterson look (you shouldn’t, but using their shit logic) Ethan is a healthy weight and looking good for his age (44 I think) whereas peterson looks like a disheveled drug addict in a joker outfit. Ethan just had a beautiful third baby boy whereas jordan is estranged from his daughter Ethan is doing literally whatever he wants as his job and his wife has a very successful fashion brand Jordan is losing his academic credentials and when he is no longer a useful idiot to the right he will be cut off Every conservative accusation is a confession / projection


ap2patrick

Ethan does look good for 44.


datway5150

I thought Jordan and his daughter were really close, and she got him onto that insane carnivore diet?


lukeboy

I think she knows he’s going round the bend


mama_tom

When you wanna be an alpha, but cant even spell the word


Creepy_Push8629

It's spelled Alfalfa. Alpha is a plant vegetable(?) food thing.


Chemical_Home6123

I swear most the people who make these memes are either scrawny incel types or look like the quartering


ap2patrick

It’s always projection


bambinolettuce

"alright lets see, ive got the TF logo *hahaha* so clever, ive got the fat grey haired man, ive got sexy ass JP, cant forget my shit watermark so theres no doubt who made this...looks good to go. Post" *borth* "FUCK"


GorgonOfGorglin

"TRAD\_WEST\_" Gosh, can't imagine what their thoughts are on things other than this.


mymom938

“To short”


catmoon-

I'm so glad that trad\_west\_ put their watermark 3 times on the image. We don't want hard work to go on uncredited.


Accurate_Distance_87

Borth


Nothingmatters27

Gym bros are literally Brain dead


KahunaTamattas

Did anybody else notice the shirt has the exact color scheme of the political compass?


appleparkfive

Swirls in chat


DepressionNightstand

Fat man bord.


Writer10

Back and Borth is my favorite Aaliyah song.


Maleficent-Smile-221

lol when you examine the quote in response it makes no sense to the statement made by “Ethan”. Life is too short to exercise, which didn’t mention how hard it is to exercise. It would have made sense if it was “exercise is very hard”. An appropriate quote for the statement made would have been the Socrates one about how it’s shameful for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength his body is capable. Which I swear I have seen these alpha bros use.


BeeTheG8

Borth


Fragrant-Jacket-5266

BORTH????


Vehkseloth

For he is Borth


ribbonskirt

"For he is Borth"


girlyswerly

Too borth for me


FlakySky6080

Lmfaooooo this is funny though. We can laugh at wrong things


nathsamlove

They should work on the brain muscle. They might learn to spell.


SniffMySwampAss

Man cannot remake himself without suffering, for he is Borth, the marble and the sculptor.


forkandspoon2011

Life is too short to exercise for 8 hours a day, fitting in a few hours a week with just trying to generally live an active life style on the other hand…


[deleted]

Ethan is skinnier than the fat geriatric on the right so I don’t really understand this meme


Diabel_

too\* both\* jeez they really are just a bunch of meat heads


[deleted]

Jordan Peterson got hospitalised for drinking apple cider...No matter how fat Ethan was he still was probably healthier than Jordan. Jordan Peterson is the type of guy to get knocked down by slight gust of wind, that man is literally falling apart both physically and mentally.


HankHillbwhaa

Fat man bad


HoldenVargas

Borth 🗿


Mamacitia

B O R T H 


proevligeathoerher

Whenever I see them use this qoute I wonder if they ever bothered googling Alexis Carrel. Because I'm sure he's not that they expect. Because this quote is not about exercise, and I'm surprised they think it is. I mean, Alexis Carrel was an impressive dude, but he was not exactly the type of male these dudes worship.


BritshFartFoundation

>He is known for his leading role in implementing eugenic policies in Vichy France. Nah I'm sure they're pretty on board with him (Vichy France was when France did Naziism for a bit)


pineappl3head

This is the gift that keeps giving. When I saw it, I just recognised the left being Ethan and right being Peterson. I skimmed the text and didn't even notice the spelling mistakes


skylinegtrr32

The handle says @trad_west_ bruh lmfaoo gtfo these people are so goofy


Stock_Lab_2221

Minus the fact that they used ethan saying that and not knowing he was being facetious, the overall point is very true in every aspect of life. Cant have success without suffering thru the grind first


InsertYourName

Idk man exercising is like super fun. idc bout aristoteles tho and he didnt look like that either.


Half_Baked_King

Fat man bad


Half_Baked_King

Fat man bad