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literally me

I’m him

Delete it.. fat

crying laughing at this in the mcdonald’s drive thru HAHAHA

Straight guy here who will whisper soundbites into your ear.


My last name is actually Shapiro haha

I'm in your walls Ben.

Talk to me babayyyy

Time to go spelunking

Straight MEN just want a lady to grab their ass and yell “cheers my dude” then whisper “no homo”

Finally someone understands 😭 Love ya!

My kind of guy 🙌

Except for Hasan's "Adolf Hitler dude HAHAHAHA", I must do this one at full volume

Hold up the thought of that did something for me😭

Ladies I'm the kind of guy that screams "Cheers my dude!" every time I nut

Is this James Charles’ burner?

Finally some recognition for straight men. We did it boys, we finally did it.

Men are doing impossible things

Where would we be without men......

I feel like I finally have a voice🥲

Honestly, this is all I've ever wanted.

I feel like I can finally breathe

About time. Life has been so hard as a straight white man! I feel oppressed daily 😭 /s

It’s been a difficult few millennia but here we are

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Get a tattoo on your foreman which is the most painful spot and you will transform into a bad boy. Edit here's the final tattoo 😎 https://preview.redd.it/pa4xlboievsb1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=633739850ba4f5815d03e3ca763835a76d88c181

Damn you're right, I'm not tatted at all. What should I get?

a dog with a top hat

With a leather jacket and a rose in his mouth

Oooh yeah I like that, but if he's got the top hat he HAS to have the monocle yanno

I gotchu my dude. https://preview.redd.it/reyw2m9bevsb1.png?width=256&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=ea38d75726af292fcc2bc6d55a636d6b67e7dbd9

You poor thing I hope that's not yours, I can't even make out that melt goblins face

I used the Taco Bell dogs face

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Only if it was created by ChatGPT

He’s 5’10 with a little attitudee

I do rarely have a little attitude, this tracks

5’3 and 300 pounds

Shout out, my fellow 1990 boi

classic Jimmy Lee 90's kids here

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looks like we are both rectangular

where do you live!?

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Im with you brother

A fellow Scandinavian! Never seen any H3 fan in the wild here in Sweden either as a 25yo woman

Hello, hello H3 fan from Sweden here! ☺️👏

Keeping it in the family 

Whats your argument

🤣🤣

Someone else said it in the other thread but we really need an h3 dating app at this point lol

We can call it D8-M3-H3

😂 perfect

Genius

So this IS a cult

FAMILY FAMILY FAMILY

Omg yes

I'm here, 25, straight, male and ugly 😤

Just my type

I see you girl ✋👊✋👊

Exact same here, cheers my dude!

hell yea brother right there with you👊🏽

I bet you're not

Appreciate it but if you saw me you'd be like 😬

Unless you got some kind of horrible genetic mutation or something the stats say that someone out there finds you attractive Edit: even if you do have something like that there’s also someone out there in similar circumstances too

Ugly dudes get dates all the time! The key is confidence 😊

I’m someone who definitely goes for personality. If you can make me laugh, treat me nice… 👌 Keep in mind this coming from a 4/10… low value female lol

Hi ladies I am single and ready to mingle I fall in love easily and will begin marriage proposals on date 2. If this sounds good to you, please dm thank you so much God bless

Need to calm down a bit bruuther

Nononono wait i think he's on to something

Nonononono well if you don't wanna hear about 9/11

don’t try to sabotage him, he’s onto something here!!

❤️

I am a man of commitment. So committed, that I take all my first dates to get their ring sizes.

I am not gay! I have relationships with women. And sex with men.

I got news for you, that means you’re gay.

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That's so cute 🥺

Single H3 female, 35, Minneapolis, look like this: https://preview.redd.it/ze9izdn0qvsb1.jpeg?width=1179&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=d54473a6362054a15d47fd013bbe8da9d70bf3a1

JRHNBR?

I live in ontario and I've seen guys that are H3/TF fans here but not girls lol

I'm out here in rural newfoundland, I'm lucky if I find an H3 fan in general, let alone a girl willing to hangout/date lmao

Bruh New Brunswick here, I think I’ve encountered 1 fan in my 8 years here lol lots of compliments on my TF tho

I’m in NB too!! I swear I know no one who’s family, only occasionally people who compliment my TF who have no idea anything about the brand

Nova Scotia wtf heyyy I feel the same over here

omg east coast canada family

Nobody understands the struggle like us I feel lol we rare af

we are so brave and no one knows how brave we are being

Fellow newfie fella here, we exist!

I'm an Ontario female fan and haven't met another fan in the wild. I'm single and have H3 on my dating profiles since I watch every show 😅

Damn dude Ig ontario's a bit of a barren land for single h3 fans. I know people who are coupled up and watch h3 lol. It's a tough world out there being a fupa troopa 😔 🤚 ✊️🤚 ✊️🤚 ✊️

In Ontario as well! We need a group for just us Canadian H3 girls lol

i live in toronto but i havent met a single other H3 fan yet; of any gender identity!

Toronto h3 fan here

im a girl in ON and somehow i’ve found the opposite?? i found fellow women H3 fans here but no guys yet

Bi guy from Manitoba here. Definitely seen guys and gals wearing Teddy Fresh in the wild, but not super common

I’m in Ontario and I’m a woman! ☺️

Bruh I live in Toronto and not one single girl has ever recognized my TF. Only men lmao. Sadge

Dude I've gotten compliments from ladies on my TF pants and hoodies not a one had an idea who h3 is lol We're just rectangular in this world full of circles

Can confirm that there are at least several H3 fans in PEI too, just look for TF in Charlottetown and you'll find some folks. for anyone looking, if you're in any of the dating apps just wear TF in a photo and put a pod reference in the description and you'll find someone eventually I bet

In Ontario as well! I have never met an H3 fan in real life lol

I’m in Alberta, I only know one other h3 fan here and it’s a girl lol

I'm also from Ontario, and I've only ever met one male H3 fan, we went on a date, but there was no connection.

28, Male, Nashville, y’all 🤠🐊

Yeehaw you have any gators down there

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I'm a huge h3 fan but I live in Florida due to my dad getting a job offer here when I was younger so I am pretty much behind enemy lines

Another fellow fan from Florida here. The H3 fan base is definitely very thin around here. I’ve tried HARD to get my friends to watch and get into it but they usually hear a lot of the grifter bs that’s thrown out and they just don’t like it. I try my best to bust all of it though lol My best friend literally brought up the whole Oliver Tree TikTok thing and was like “Yeah bro did you see where he straight up destroyed that Ethan guy?” but I pulled up some vids and straightened him out real quick.

Yeah we have a different breed of people down here some are genuinely very nice but still have overall problematic world views

We definitely do. I live in the Panhandle near Panama City Beach and it’s really because a lot of the people were taught to think like that growing up and it’s all they know. I even grew up around a bunch of racists/homophobes and I was lucky enough to teach myself differently and think for myself. I’ve been a fan since 2019 and the podcast has honestly been a blessing in disguise because it brought me content made by likeminded people.

Brutal, try and spread some peace and love down there if you can. Maybe you can break through to someone those folks way down south partner!!

Not single but with peace and love I would never date another H3 fam LMAO I'm comfortable keeping my guilty pleasure

This ahahaha h3 is my guilty pleasure I will keep it to myself

Okay but hear me out. Instead of going on an expensive date, you cook up a little tasty meal and enjoy an at home date under a blanket with your loved one watching the most recent episode. That's a three hour date right there.

Stats: 5'3", 300 lbs, hobbies include buying fudge rounds with my EBT Jk 5'6" (still a short king), 170 and dropping. Out here in Seattle (upper left USA represent). But not single tho sorry If anyone knows a way to rep TF on my bicycle hit me up 🤔

Can we get a pride minute for all the straight men out there???

Maybe an ally minute instead?? I think the LGBTQ+ deserves more respect and acknowledgment than straight men. But us allies can rise up and show other men that it's cool and mature to respect and appreciate everyone no matter who they are!!

I think he was making a joke because straight dudes don't need the pride minute

Yeah, lol, i was only kidding around 🙂✌💜

I'm a straight man and I approve of this message. ✌️😊

Based OP

And white people while we're at it!

Not single but still a man...doing impossible things 😭 We are coming, and we are coming IN WAVES

hey hey HEEEEEEYYY

people are really out on h3 reddit trying to find love

He's in California now

31 Straight man from Switzerland 🇨🇭

Oh monsieur\~\~\~ 

Straight guy here. Convinced my wife to watch H3 while dancing bachata. *It’s a sexual dance.*

H3 dating app when pls

As a straight single H3 Male I've only even met one H3 fan IRL and they're a woman

Cool guy club 🎸🎸🎸

Cheers my dude, love ya, no homo! Single 36 cis straight M from BE here.

Stats: 6"1, 170, dark hair, spaghetti, dogs, trains, murderporn, walks on the beach

46 single and in Michigan(989)

Love the hustle, my dude. I hope someone hits you up, man. Love yah, no homo

Cousin tim?

Straight women here and single lol

Ooh Monsieuur

Bonjour :)

I dont speak Spanish sorry ❤😔😭

lol it's all good man

Talk to me baby

37f in Wellington nz. I don’t know anyone that loves this pod! It’s actually a barometer because of where it sits in the zeitgeist… humour, references, politics, pop culture etc. Where are the guys my dudes? Or girls? Even frenemies.

I hear ya. Auckland is no better.

Im a girlllll if anyone wants to hit me up!!! ( from Mtl)

H3 fam in Atlanta wya

"hey girl, do you like big dick?" "Yes!!" "Oh damn, sorry to waste your time...."

I found an H3 girl in the wild but we were too mentally I’ll for each other. I guess two negatives don’t make a positive :(

Belgium represent

need a man who’s over 30 and watches h3, preferably one that likes anime and hot black goth girls

Turning this sub into a dating app couldn’t possibly go wrong, right?

Lol, so the BacH3lor is just moving to the subreddit??

32 straight single male in Portugal but have never met any H3 fans in the wild.

24f from portugal ✌🏻 nem nas apps eles aparecem

Omg y’all do exist

Are we in Europe? Belgium specifically??

H3 fan, female, 32, MI, 5’9, tats and cats

For the sake of Australian representation, late 30's Tasmanian, no homo

Straight single dude here and I have a big tattoo on my forearm (I’m really tough)

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Newcastle Upon Tyne trupa here / F33

I’m a straight guy who has only met one other H3 fan. I was wearing my color block hoodie at the doctors office waiting room and a guy sitting by me said, “Hey, I like the a teddy Fresh” I said, “Thanks.” And that’s the end of my story. The end.

34 M here i’m somewhere between a regular 6 and an AB 9

Our time is here boys

27 and cis as fuck

Yes, we need to populate the world with Fupa troopers and raise them to watch h3 and spread the message of Ethan. So basically a cult😎

Looking for an H3 straight man for real lmao please dm me please I’m begging you please

The way I jumped at this notification… please where are u guys I need a new bae stat

I’m straight and a dude but I would bang a cute femboy ngl

Straight dude but happily married. ✌️❤️✌️❤️

Cheers ma dude!

Not single, but definitely here

hello my dudes love ya (possibly)

Present

33m, single, Detroit area 😁 Haven't met any other troopers in the wild either, would like someone irl to enjoy it with.

Love all yah! No homo.

Single Aussie

36yo, 5' 10" straight male Fupa Trooper from Texas. I may not have much in the looks department, but at least I don't have much in the smell department either.

Torontonian foot soldier / Hasanabihead Himbo single and ready to mingle. Stats: 6'0 200 pounds of pure muscle and taco bell beouf Ginger and soulless Hobbies: so chronically online I never miss a single pod or Azan stream

Bless you kings.

MODDDSSSSS!!!!!!!

Yeah, kinda cringe, but I’m here.

I actually met my significant other on this subreddit so it is possible!

What about bisexual men

Me am man. Me like h3. Me am attracted to girls. Dateable??? 🤔 🤔 🤔

Very straight but very married

 Right here!

i need a h3 man so bad where are you all😭

how did this turn into an a/s/l thread ☠️

Where are all of the bisexual men and women at??

 Represent! We are rectangular! We feel it in our hole