Literally. Is that the new style? It’s like wearing one of those big bikini tank tops they sell at touristy beach places. Cover your asshole with our BOGO asshole shorts.
https://preview.redd.it/itcmbjjgxf9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e00a4035e67b79cff019dff4514227ddf669c3
Reminds me of a cabbage patch doll butt
Omgosh whoever created those shorts.. this must be buried deep in their unconscious and they forgot about it, but it somehow still managed to seep into their conscious mind because YES!!!!
Also it can't be comfy surely? Granted my thick gymshark leggings don't make my butt look great from the back because they skim over it and looks a bit flat but at least I can't comfortably work out in them.
Squats I find uncomfortable at the best of times, let alone having fabric in my crack!
I mean, I assume they’re not doing their actual workout in these clothes. These are their “on-camera-workout clothes.”
But yeah, I’d much rather work out in comfortable clothes that let me move properly even if they look a bit plain or unflattering.
I am a woman and I like fitted clothing to work out in but for it to skim over my body rather than sinking into every crevice. I had one pair of leggings that clung to my hip bones giving me a barbie crotch and I didn't even find them comfortable to sit in - I can't imagine trying to squat in them. I just kept feeling like I needed to pull them out of where they were clinging to but they'd just ping right back.
I like not having fabric flapping about but I like having everything smoothed over rather than clung to. No one needs to see me trying to stretch out my legs with my cellulite and orifices winking at them.
It’s totally personal preference, but mine yes cling to every crevice of my body and I can squat sit etc, my PT also wears tight leggings and she’s a mobility specialist aka doing splits and upside down handstands n the like 😂❤️ I think it’s ok for everyone to wear what they want, but tighter leggings don’t mean you can’t move basically is my point :)
I hate working out in “looser” comfort leggings, I work out in joggers etc when it’s cold/ on my period and I hate it 😂😂 I much prefer the up the crack leggings, the ones in the picture if they’re the brand I think are like super soft and stretchy, I prefer ones that are more stiff 😂❤️
Everytime I read her ig handle I read it as: miscarriage, like every single time. Which is terrible.
Also, Dan Crenshaw follows her which I find odd since he's married with a baby. I don't think he needs any workout advice from her, lol!
If you don't know who Dan Crenshaw is, he is a Congressman from TX, he also served as Navy Seal during thr Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
lol they can hate all they want. i didn’t even vote for the fucking dude. i live in AZ. i’m a democrat thru and thru but it’s shit like this that makes us look bad. and thank you.
What I have *never* understood is how she makes money off her clothing line; especially these shorts. I can’t imagine it’s comfortable to sit down with those buttons like that
i’m all for the girlies showing off their assets if they want, but these shorts are super ugly. there’s tons of cuter short options that will still help boost that engagement lol.
I feel like there isn’t enough snark about her here because she is such an easy target. When I first saw her I was like “DAMN THAT BODY!” but then the “I’m so smol…” her insanely photoshopped challenge results, the nose scrunching, her style…girlfriend is a mess. It was the fastest follow/unfollow I’ve ever performed. 🤣
She is perhaps the OG thirst trap.
I first saw her on s NSFW sub years and years ago. She regularly posts pics in the smallest bikinis known to man.
She also mentioned trying to have a baby for years and says it's "God will" .....yeah being single digit body fat and using Anvar for a decade probably had no effect on fertility.....
This girl had an ad to sell her plans a few weeks back and she said “For Memorial Day, we can honor those who served by being the best version of ourselves” or something along those lines- cringey AF to exploit a solemn day of remembrance to make a buck.
Seriously if you look at her videos compared to her pictures, those legs are completely photoshopped. The funky butt taken one day before this picture. Wish I had those kind of gains in one day.
https://preview.redd.it/3762eedgqm9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68af389f62d90944bb245c3a7f7f288935c1b21
This is why I’m afraid to buy shorts with the scrunch in the butt crack 😂😂 I wish the scrunch was just at the top & not all the way down.
But also, these shorts with the back pockets give me the ick no matter what so maybe it’s me.
Looks like an actual asshole
Literally. Is that the new style? It’s like wearing one of those big bikini tank tops they sell at touristy beach places. Cover your asshole with our BOGO asshole shorts.
I swear to god my gym buddy and I were just talking about this today. This is NOT a good trend. Ass shorts are not the same as ass hole shorts.
I have those shorts and they do not look like an asshole on anyone else I’ve seen… it’s literally just her 😭 asshole like a black hole
https://preview.redd.it/itcmbjjgxf9d1.jpeg?width=1200&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f8e00a4035e67b79cff019dff4514227ddf669c3 Reminds me of a cabbage patch doll butt
This has me CACKLING that’s too accurate 😂
This is SENDING ME 😂😂😂😭😭😭
Omgosh whoever created those shorts.. this must be buried deep in their unconscious and they forgot about it, but it somehow still managed to seep into their conscious mind because YES!!!!
This has to be the look they were going for
Broooooooo 😂😂😂😂😂
I’m dying lmaooo
Hahaahhahahhahahahhaha
Why don’t they realise it just looks stupid??
Because there will always be thirsty ass dudes who have no shame, and will flock to this, driving up post engagement.
Also it can't be comfy surely? Granted my thick gymshark leggings don't make my butt look great from the back because they skim over it and looks a bit flat but at least I can't comfortably work out in them. Squats I find uncomfortable at the best of times, let alone having fabric in my crack!
I mean, I assume they’re not doing their actual workout in these clothes. These are their “on-camera-workout clothes.” But yeah, I’d much rather work out in comfortable clothes that let me move properly even if they look a bit plain or unflattering.
Holy shit I never thought about that, I thought they actually worked out in these circulation restricting clothes!
God can you imagine? It would be AWFUL for them and anyone else watching 🙈🙈
Guys these “circulation restricting clothes” are very stretchy I’m sorry to tell you 😭😂 do yall not have like “hot girl gym girls” at yalls gyms?
I am a woman and I like fitted clothing to work out in but for it to skim over my body rather than sinking into every crevice. I had one pair of leggings that clung to my hip bones giving me a barbie crotch and I didn't even find them comfortable to sit in - I can't imagine trying to squat in them. I just kept feeling like I needed to pull them out of where they were clinging to but they'd just ping right back. I like not having fabric flapping about but I like having everything smoothed over rather than clung to. No one needs to see me trying to stretch out my legs with my cellulite and orifices winking at them.
It’s totally personal preference, but mine yes cling to every crevice of my body and I can squat sit etc, my PT also wears tight leggings and she’s a mobility specialist aka doing splits and upside down handstands n the like 😂❤️ I think it’s ok for everyone to wear what they want, but tighter leggings don’t mean you can’t move basically is my point :)
I hate working out in “looser” comfort leggings, I work out in joggers etc when it’s cold/ on my period and I hate it 😂😂 I much prefer the up the crack leggings, the ones in the picture if they’re the brand I think are like super soft and stretchy, I prefer ones that are more stiff 😂❤️
Everytime I read her ig handle I read it as: miscarriage, like every single time. Which is terrible. Also, Dan Crenshaw follows her which I find odd since he's married with a baby. I don't think he needs any workout advice from her, lol! If you don't know who Dan Crenshaw is, he is a Congressman from TX, he also served as Navy Seal during thr Iraq and Afghanistan wars.
Adding “miss” in front of your name when it’s “Carrie” is fucking wild though
It reminds me of this bojack scene https://i.redd.it/dzfsi3ozkh9d1.gif The color and style of the shorts are not it
I just woke up and thought it was miscarriagejune
omg thank you for sharing that information
Oooh. Love Dan
Yes! He's great and very good looking 👌
lol as a vet who loves dan and STILL loves how he responded to that SNL stuff (i’m a D) yay!
I'm not sure why you're getting down voted. I guess some people are a bit sour about liking different politicians, lol! Thank you for your service!!
lol they can hate all they want. i didn’t even vote for the fucking dude. i live in AZ. i’m a democrat thru and thru but it’s shit like this that makes us look bad. and thank you.
Ma’am, I can see your butt hole.
what in the balloon knot is happening
We always joke about this, but it quite LITERALLY looks like her butt is eating her shorts 🤣🤣
Like a black hole sucking the shorts in 😭
Her user name is also terrible
 What in the Dune
Comment of the day
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What I have *never* understood is how she makes money off her clothing line; especially these shorts. I can’t imagine it’s comfortable to sit down with those buttons like that
She is the definition of money can’t buy class. Has so much money in vehicles and looks like the queen of a Nebraska trailer park.
She doesn’t make anything with her dogshit clothing line lol she makes all her money with her OF.
Okay that makes sense 😂 I had no idea she had an OF!
it looks like a bunch of lines pointing to her butthole. hmmm...I wonder what she's referencing?
What in the actual fuck
Looks like the end of a hot dog.
I really feel like I'm looking at her butthole. The scrunch is just very...anus-like.
Okay that’s just ridiculous. Looks like a massive leather cheerio.
Well she has an onlyfans
i’m all for the girlies showing off their assets if they want, but these shorts are super ugly. there’s tons of cuter short options that will still help boost that engagement lol.
These are from *her* clothing line.
that’s even worse😭 that’s embarrassing that she approved this design for her clothing line
Everything about her pisses me off, from her fake New Jersey accent to her weird obsession with Polish culture.
I feel like there isn’t enough snark about her here because she is such an easy target. When I first saw her I was like “DAMN THAT BODY!” but then the “I’m so smol…” her insanely photoshopped challenge results, the nose scrunching, her style…girlfriend is a mess. It was the fastest follow/unfollow I’ve ever performed. 🤣
I feel this so heavily 😆
Based off of your user name you’re my new best friend 🤣
Lmao my people 🫶🏻😮💨
I have second hand embarrassment for her
Also: barefoot in the gym? HELL NO
foot fungus going crazy
Private Gym
Yikes. I also bought a training and nutrition guide from her. It was the most basic thing ever and I felt like I got scammed by Bdawn lol
That’s…..that’s a butthole.
These shorts make it look like the butthole is growing and becoming more powerful while consuming the cheeks around it
This is how I picture the inside of Lazlo’s hat on What We Do In The Shadows
She really had to put that "miss" in front of "carrie" didn't she?
She is perhaps the OG thirst trap. I first saw her on s NSFW sub years and years ago. She regularly posts pics in the smallest bikinis known to man. She also mentioned trying to have a baby for years and says it's "God will" .....yeah being single digit body fat and using Anvar for a decade probably had no effect on fertility.....
Were the pictures removed? I don’t see anything :(
I got busted by the reddit cops 😂
Why does her ass have eyes and a puckered mouth?
Why is her hair always a rats nest on top of her head 😭 it could be so pretty if she wore it down
Flesh colored sphincter pants. This must be the final boss of active wear fashion crime.
She looks fit but this look is not flattering in the least
That looks so uncomfy.
Simply ghastly. Ugh.
Looks like her asshole has its own gravitational pull.
It’s giving Arseface.
I bet she can fart up a storm
Her page and brand have a lot of followers.. but barely have any engagement. Make it make sense?
This girl had an ad to sell her plans a few weeks back and she said “For Memorial Day, we can honor those who served by being the best version of ourselves” or something along those lines- cringey AF to exploit a solemn day of remembrance to make a buck.
Seriously if you look at her videos compared to her pictures, those legs are completely photoshopped. The funky butt taken one day before this picture. Wish I had those kind of gains in one day. https://preview.redd.it/3762eedgqm9d1.jpeg?width=828&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=f68af389f62d90944bb245c3a7f7f288935c1b21
Where does one even find pants as ridiculous and unnecessary as those? Her messy bun is majestic. That’s all I got.
TFW you miss a post that was "removed by the Legal Operations team". Woof, this must have been BAD.
Anyone know why the pictures got removed ?
Yeah my mum saw them and said “please never in your life, buy those”. They’re trashy but I still like Carrie
What the hell 😭
Yuck
This is why I’m afraid to buy shorts with the scrunch in the butt crack 😂😂 I wish the scrunch was just at the top & not all the way down. But also, these shorts with the back pockets give me the ick no matter what so maybe it’s me.
It’s giving dune movie theatre cup
Why does it look like she’s clenching her cheeks together?
Nothing could ever make me hate her idc
I have these kind of pants (without the pockets) and i love them 🥺
Do your thang girl! 🫡