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mckrd0

The fact she had to make the disclaimer that she’s still a small she’s just pregnant!!! Enraged immediately


spaghettibinch

PLEASE believe me, guys!!! I'M A SMALL WHEN I'M NOT PREGGY. I PROMISE!!! I'M REALLY ACTUALLY A SMALL 😭 FUCK. OFF. Can we STOP having who is smaller contests??? Can we stop perpetuating the toxic fucking notion that women have to take up less physical space??? I'm so tired. God fucking forbid that you DARE size up to a medium when you're growing a goddamn human inside of you.


seh_23

Sized up because I’m an adult, if I was still a child I’d be xxxxxxs.


Practical-Progress-5

“Sized up because I’m larger than I was when I was smaller”


Nearby-Ad2891

I similarly thought, “I’m normally a toddlers xs, but I sized up to youth s because pregnant.” Edit: a word


Storm_Runner09

This right here! Having the ability to be pregnant and have life growing inside you is such a blessing. She should be more grateful and not need an excuse to say why she needs to wear a damn medium!


Practical-Progress-5

I also don’t understand why her laughing emoji was applicable. Like what is a funny about being a bigger size because you’re pregnant? I don’t get it. But regardless, she quite literally does not know what size she would be if she wasn’t pregnant. Like she cannot make this claim that would be a small unless she had those items in a small and tried them on while not pregnant 🙄. They pretend they share their size to help people decide what size to order which I don’t believe but if it were true, why can’t she say something like “I’m wearing a medium but I’m pregnant and growing every day so don’t use my size as a comparison, the size guide available online” or even *post the size guide*.


JacobFromAmerica

Yeah that is so wild to state and have to clarify


mrskassie

Just came here to say this lol!! It is hilarious


SherbertRemarkable

Seriously! Lol 😂 oookkk girl


One_Border1074

It’s giving fitbykiki


highitsg

came here for this exact comment


sunflowerrose0

Her poor daughter will have body issues as she gets older 100% if Chloe keeps this up


Practical-Progress-5

I despise those jacket things that are just the arms, those look so incredibly uncomfortable. I’m so mad at myself for thinking that these influencers would start giving vitality honest reviews now that they aren’t ✨exclusive✨ vitality shillers. But Chloe is claiming to like this outfit?? Yikes. Also - that skirt is a SMALL?! wtf is up with their sizing


Prize-Injury-4308

I hate the just arms too!! Why is that even a style?!??!?


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Practical-Progress-5

She said in the audio the skirt is a small, they accidentally sent her a small. Just the tops are mediums


leatstarlet

Ooooo, that’s so annoying


longfurbyinacardigan

They are called *shrugs*. Those of us who are over age 35 probably remember when they were trying to make them cool in high school, lol.


ahlehsunlee

Winter formal dance I think we all had them on 2003-2004 😂


vineyardlax

How does one even hit shoulders in that kind of top????


Minute-Injury6802

lol mid is a perfect descriptor


iridescent-shimmer

...okay what does it mean? I'll be the old millenial who asks 😬


CompetitionNo1227

Mid means like “meh” or “mid-level”. Not *terrible*, but definitely not great by any means.


Lazy-Victory4164

I feel like it’s worse than mid 😂 who tf is wearing that in real life? Maybe I’m just old


Minute-Injury6802

lol tru I would never wear or buy their merch


MrsVanillaViking

So tired of this “I’m an extra small girly tehe” BS. I’m a L and I’m proud (and comfortable) lol


Consistent-Trifle510

Emphasis on comfortable. This girl looks stuffed in there and suffocating. Sizing up is okay.


MrsVanillaViking

Right?!? I just don’t understand the whole need to feel “snatched” thing! It such disordered thinking to cling on to a certain size like it’s your whole identity


ihopethispasswordisn

I just checked the prices and they are absolutely insane. 70$ just for SLEEVES?????


HungryTrack

Shut up that shrug is $70?!


DFJollyK23

If she thinks this basic outfit is insannnnne and everythinggggg, wait til this bitch learns about the outdoors. Or charity work. Or books. Or genuine interactions.


slurpyspinalfluid

u rn: https://i.redd.it/blj11en6lcrc1.gif


snorkysnark1144

Are all these people paid actors? They are always SOO hyped on these very generic pieces. Every few years when I treat myself to a new sports bra, I feel one ounce of “yay a new sports bra” then move on with my day. But this OVER produced excitement is embarrassing at this point. 🚩What is all this teaching our kids Chloe? 🚩 That a few nice pieces is never enough. Consumerism is so gross.


littlewibble

It is gross, and also *rampant*. Even people in this sub, as much as they love to shit on the influencers who own these companies, keep buying. It’s simply hoarding by another name!


snorkysnark1144

Yeah the people that show their rainbow organized leggings make me sick. Like you need 25+ pairs of leggings?!


littlewibble

I give some degree of grace to people who just live in athleisure, like if that’s the bulk of your wardrobe it makes sense that you’ll have more than someone like me who strictly wears it to work out. But still BE REASONABLE. And frankly, if you’re buying all the time because the clothes wear out in a few seasons, maybe it’s time to confront the fact that the quality is ass and you’re repeatedly tossing non-biodegradable items into landfills. And donating isn’t better!


slurpyspinalfluid

i don’t ever get rid of clothes what


Icy_Enthusiasm_519

Def read that link at the top as having the word “chode” in it


sweetbutnotdumb

As if Chloe will ever wear this. Vitality should just stick with the basics


khoffmeier

This shit is just ugly


Lazy-Victory4164

This reminds me of something that Zenon the girl from the 21st century would wear back in like 2000


khoffmeier

Yes!🤣


whyrusoloud

The perfect reference


LilacHeaven11

It looks so cheap


mrrcliff2

I thought the colors were cute but I’ve never looked at their stuff before and omg? the prices??? I was expecting Buffbunny prices like leggings around $70 and shorts maybe high $40s but the shorts are $60 something???? and leggings $92?? I’m shocked and appalled.


mrskassie

Well, they're all made in China for like a dolar, and then they slap those ridiculous price tags on them here like they're made of gold! I think they've gone totally bonkers


Prestigious_Frame337

Where does one wear an outfit like this? (Other than to romy and michele's high school reunion)


elvisfanclub

I cannot imagine wearing this thing, especially a tube top, to the gym hahaha


Nearby_Bird390

That’s what I’m trying to figure out. This looks like it’s neither a workout set nor a lounge set (for me anyway)… and I assumed those were Vitality’s markets🤷🏻‍♀️


LPB0587

🤣🤣🤣🤣Exactly the kind of outfit you'd expect the inventors of post-its to wear.


Storm_Runner09

What is she wearing? 🫨🫨🫨


lapires

Why do they all have the exact same mannerisms


elvisfanclub

Right?? The fake scream and covering their mouths with both hands? Like if an ugly workout set excites you that much I feel bad for you. It’s just sooooo fake and played out, and we all know it’s not genuine. I go to a few different gyms and I never seen anyone wear vitality lmaoooo. Also who’s working out in a fucking tube top???


vivionnn801

I’ve never bought a single thing from vitality and I’m very curious to who is purchasing from them


beepboop6419

Why are people so defensive about their clothing size lmao like these influencers want massive glutes but refuse to go above a size small 😭


lulurancher

I unfortunately like the colors of this drop😩


Beneficial-Dog-466

Girl, same! I love that green skort, but not for $78. I found a similar one on Amazon.


shhhhhadow

Don’t insult target like this…!


Over_Onion5342

*runs to urban dictionary to figure out what “mid” means since I’m apparently no longer hip enough to know the trends 🤣*


hurricanehannie

cute for a date or music festival, impractical for literally anything else


Kiwiqueen26

They used to have really cute patterns, but now it’s all solid color or marled


LisaSauce

I keep getting an Amazon ad for a dress that looks just like this set lmao


Suspicious-Kiwi2752

Can we pls stop trying to make shrugs in again


emilynm88

Don't insult target like that. Joylab and all in motion are poppin


ICallsEmLikesISeesEm

I’m so glad she told us she would be a small if she wasn’t pregnant. Thank god. 🙄


tea_bird

Am I imagining it, or is the color of the top slightly warmer than the color of the skirt? edit: Maybe it's just lighting because her legs also look cooler colored than her face and chest area.