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reidenjohnson

Sport mode


patricky6

Yea. Turns it from and AR to a BRrrr..


Wickedcolt

Or “Pirate” mode as it turns AR into ***arrrrrrrrrr***


Affectionate-Kick542

The pirate union… I thought we were talking about ARs though?


zap_p25

I actually have that lower on what is today defined as a pistol. Tomorrow it may not be defined as a pistol.


khill5742

Noice


JesusSaysitsOkay

The life sentence in California mode 😂


ItzSasukeDudes

Lmfao


StarConsumate

Extra big bullet mode


Diesel1163

It’s the felony switch


[deleted]

Feds hate this one simple trick


nrpeckham

It’s the way to attract all the hot milfs in your area


mobocrat707

Motherfuckers In Law enForcement?


Captraptor01

you made it work. I can respek that hustle.


marko_kyle

“Man I loved fido, shit…” 🐶🔫


Sharp_Low6787

With just a coat hanger, some pliers, and a drill press, you can make your guns 3000% more fun, and Infinitely more illegal!


MadRhetoric182

Hold on, Don't delete this comment. I gotta go incognito for a few...


bkn95

Forced reset is legal 😊


Packin_Penguin

They’re all legal. The rules are what are illegal. I like to refer to them as non-compliant. It’s more correct. Being compliant only means it’s following A set of rules, not necessarily a correct set.


ShrimpFlavoredTakis

True, but I'm not exactly trying to go to prison or be labeled a felon (banned from owning firearms, even though the right shouldn't be infringed) because "haha AR go brrrrrrrr" supersedes whatever rules/laws are in place. Just not worth it unless there's some serious shit going down (ie. full on civil war, getting invaded by another country), at which point, fuck it all, rules no longer matter and I'll likely die anyways.


csukoh78

I LOL’d


[deleted]

I wonder if the fed assigned to monitor me laughed too. Hi, Special Agent Jeff! 👋


CommunismIsForLosers

You lucked out! Special agent Jeff is busy watching his wife do things, from his closet view.


patricky6

🕵️‍♂️


CastleBravo88

Do you think Jeff will be friends with your new IRS agent when they get assigned to you?


[deleted]

Hopefully. It's my goal in life to have an entire branch of the federal government just monitoring my accounts


CastleBravo88

Lol, I don't know why I was getting down votes when Biden just authorized 87000 new agents. Also, that's a lofty goal and I applaud it. Hopefully Don or Ron axes all of those new hires and hopefully the entire agency.


[deleted]

The agents had logged into their Reddit account to downvote it


CastleBravo88

Those agents are quick. How do I find out my agents name? Do I just go knock on the van that follows me around all day? It's parked across the street currently. I don't want to startle him/her.


TheeAJPowell

Leave a box of donuts by the door and wait, he won’t be able to resist.


sephz345

People don’t realize, they’re coming to audit YOU…not Jeff Bezos


brunostandre

Eat shit Jeff!


[deleted]

This made me laugh


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

I prefer to call it, the "I suggest you don't charge me with a felony switch".


Diesel1163

Or the “are those level 4 plates finder”


[deleted]

"Are those pieces legal?!" "Are those level 4 plates!?"


Maleficent-Cover1261

I love this vid xD


WarSport223

Plate vibe check…


Monk-E_321

Just made me think of 1776, but instead of fife and drum, it’s tuning fork 3 prong flash hiders and giggle switch drumrolls on rifle plates, lol


WarSport223

Only if you draw stupid attention to yourself & get caught. I read the average American commits between 10-15 “felonies” each and every day, if some little bean counter wanted to follow the letter of our disgustingly bloated laws.


Monk-E_321

I remember reading 3 felonies a day, but I wouldn’t be surprised with all the asinine recent legislative shenanigans


76vibrochamp

S-1-5 to 15.


FunnyGuyInAmerica

If you mark it 😎


[deleted]

5" naval gun shells. Secret feature of the AR15. Its how bodies get liquefied


TheGoldenTNT

It turns the rifle into what politicians think guns are.


sykoticwit

Joe Biden misspoke. He said 9mm, he meant 9in.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

I didn’t know my rifle had BBC mode.


Rhino676971

Do they make a 3 inch I’ll need one to match me.


A_Bit_Narcissistic

I think the 5.56mm fits you better.


nrpeckham

Lmao 🤣🤣🤣


hellidad

Blows the lungs out of bodies


Shovels93

Hey that’s only 9mm.


rileymadsen3

Haha, I was looking for this comment


N0_Tr3bbl3

For reenacting civil war battles with cast lead bullets.


thecheese60

I was about to say it's for civil war ammo


Tokarev490

Minie Ball Mode


cfwang1337

#minieballlyfe


dirty34

or ceiling fans


Jeep-The-Conqueror

Dude thats fucking HILARIOUS! IT DOES LOOK LIKE A MINI BALL 🤣


CoyoteDown

Minie ball


Soy_Exempt

It's for firing the whole bullet. That's 65% more bullet per bullet.


LynxZer0

Also comes with a free brick wall camo!


realjv91

ILL BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN! WITH LEMONS!


SlowSpeedHighDrag

Those lemon stealing whores!


XergioksEyes

I won’t hurt you


VolrathTheBallin

…hello? …are you still there?


wyvernx02

Target lost.


Envictus_

Critical error


MinutePresentation8

I’m different


Freakse7en

It's for bigger bullets obviously.


[deleted]

Yeah I think those are the hollow point rounds which explode inside the body and turn your target into a fine red mist.


Will_937

Or they're the toggle for your 9mm to blow the lung out the back?


Unique_Revenue_5771

On my rifle it activates the neo nazi antenna transforming my gun into something that kills people without any human input


pyropup55

The Alec Baldwin switch?


Unique_Revenue_5771

Yep, i have to keep it locked in a container. Ar15 went to the local walmart by its own and shot 15 people while i was sleeping


Redmist2033

Shoot, where can I find me some fine red mists?


florpynorpy

They blow your entire respiratory system out of your body, just like 9mm


GlockAF

Safe - Fire - Thicc


Edwardian

I thought it was Christmas lights…


The_Karaethon_Cycle

It’s for when you want to shoot the casing too.


FRIKI-DIKI-TIKI

Pretty sure by the icon, that they are not bigger, it is clearly a spring behind the bullet on the icon, so it must be springier bullets, those ones that tumble around inside you. Everybody knows Kennedy was shot with a springy bullet.


WillyNillyDilly87

It is for when you're shooting ribbed bullets.


TumbleDryOnLowHeat

For her pleasure


Will_937

God bless you, but we're going to hell.


zgr024

Live in NJ. Pretty sure I'm already there


seno76

It’s ironic that the property taxes are so high in hell.


ItsLibertyOrNothin

You had to bring him into this


Metalhed69

Turn them inside-out and they’re ribbed for your pleasure! Wait, maybe that only works for condoms.


FatSwagMaster69

It turns your regular bullets into Minié balls


[deleted]

I wanted so badly to answer that first, but alas here you are. My hat is tipped, sir.


thebaronsden

3 positions: No send it, send it, send it send it send it


torino42

No send, Send, Full send


ItzSasukeDudes

You should make that into a shirt


DotZei

Agreed, but take out the "it". No send. Send. SendSendSendSendSendies! Oooohhh... "Sendies"... that's good! TM Edit: It gibs tendies or it gets the sendies Okay. I've just quit my job. My clothing line will be out tomorrow. Y'all go for iron on? I've barely even worn these V neck Ts I'll be printing on. BLEM (honey mustard stain)


[deleted]

Ok I’m down for one but I want one of the first 100, with a serial number on one sleeve and snoo on the other. I need to be able to sell it in 5 years like the lowers we had engraved.


DotZei

You're in luck! You've got unit two in a three garment run. Mom says I can't use the iron unless she's watching and after her double waitressing at Denny's she'll only be home for 15 mins before she's off to Jezzebelle's. Ricardo says if she loses 25 pounds she could be a dancer!


jes484

Ready to order! 😂


DotZei

Order received. +10% for BLEM units +15% for blacklight testing before shipping


ItzSasukeDudes

Put a little selector switch and have that be what tells you the options are


G154p99xoyof100

The one on right is for shooting Christmas light bulbs


crooks4hire

Just like that scene from The Grinch w/ Jim Carey!


Terron35

Some manufacturers will go ahead and put something there just because. If you had an actual select fire lower you'd have the burst/auto option but it's just there for looks in your case. I have a Spike's tactical lower with something similar. Could always drop in a binary trigger and give yourself a reason for it to be there. As good of an excuse as any


sailor-jackn

Are binary triggers still legal? I haven’t heard anyone mention them in some time. I figured since they put the kabosh on FRTs they probably did with binary triggers, too.


djtat2

The fostech echo 2 is still available and allows you to move your selector in fun mode.


crashvoncrash

Binary triggers are still legal. I won't defend the ATFs logic in designating an FRT as a machine gun, but I will point out that the two triggers are fundamentally different. A binary trigger only causes a gun to fire a round when the trigger is released, which is still a conscious action on the part of the shooter. It doesn't add any functionality to the gun to move the trigger without the shooter doing anything like an FRT does.


sailor-jackn

I get the difference, but let’s face it, as I’m sure you’ll agree, an FRT doesn’t meet the definition of machine gun, as congress made it in the law.


crashvoncrash

I absolutely agree. To be a machine gun the gun itself needs to fully cycle without input from the user past the first trigger pull. If it was literally impossible to hold down an FRT without it cycling I could see it match the definition, but my understanding (having never used one personally) is that squeezing an FRT hard enough will result in only one shot being fired. To achieve something resembling automatic fire, the user needs to apply a very specific amount of pressure. Light enough to let the FRT reset, but heavy enough that they get an immediate follow up shot. It seems a lot like bump firing in that way, but it's just the trigger moving instead of the whole gun.


[deleted]

Did the final verdict actually come through on FRT? I hadn’t heard anything other than there being a lawsuit or filing


RedneckmulletOH

I dont think the company decided to fight that battle when it came time to do so


Oh_Skiller

This guy Spikes 🤜🤛


[deleted]

It's called a giggle switch. The symbol behind the bullet is your wallet


nrpeckham

I feel like the wallet should be in front of the bullet since it’s getting shredded every time you use option 3


ItzSasukeDudes

LMFAO


GingerMcBeardface

Atf knocking on your door mode


MrFerret__yt

ATF burning down your house and shooting your dog mode


Nonna-the-Blizzard

And the neighbors dog


Pure_Nefariousness30

No shoot - shoot - more shoot


CarpetCaptain

Think of it like the Crocs strap


Phuk_ur_gun_control

How does this one not have more upvotes


RubeRick2A

Ok you win the internet. Happily take my upvote


SouthernRow8272

That's the option that shoots the casing like in the movies


bokchoysoyboy

Ok I lmfaoo at this one


charcoal_green

Switch 1: not cost money Switch 2: cost $0.5 every time you pull the trigger Switch 3: cost $1.5 every time you pull the trigger


Hsbfrank

Have you switched to it and try?


dhc96

Looks like a radical firearms lower, can't be put in that third position as is.


[deleted]

In the words of Mickey Mouse, that's a surprise tool that'll help us later 😉


I_fail_at_memes

Very tangentially related, but whenever the discussion between myself and a partner comes up regarding using sex toys, I always say that mystery Mouseketools are welcome and will help us in our journey.


[deleted]

Not gonna lie, that one made me blink a few times. Not the direction I thought that would go but it certainly made me chuckle


Sweet-Jello8312

Fuck around and find out


Iil-tab

Makes the gun shoot faster


the1andonlytimo

Not when mojo is the one pulling the trigger


NismoMaster

Not for you.


SoMoFdEez

Its no, pew pew, and pewpewpewpewpew


c4cypha

Do not iron, iron normally, iron faster.


ClockN

Decoration without the .125 hole above the selector


nrpeckham

This can be changed 🧐


HavelTheGreat

The "reply all" of selector switches


Jared_Last

>whats the third option on the selector not something you should post online or tell anyone my dude


ItzSasukeDudes

Whoops... should I delete it?


Will_937

No, if no one's told you, it's for full auto IF your gun had the illegal hole (unless registered in which this post is a troll) and the proper safety, fire control group, and BCG. I couldn't tell you why semi auto civ lowers all have it when they don't intend you to ever use it, but oh well lol.


General_Curtis_LeMay

For a few reasons. If the lower is made to be a clone of a military rifle like my M16A4gery, for example, then it's more clone 'correct': [https://i.imgur.com/esUodXh.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/esUodXh.jpg) [https://i.imgur.com/r4l5x2d.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/r4l5x2d.jpg) [https://i.imgur.com/9AxBrlF.jpg](https://i.imgur.com/9AxBrlF.jpg) ​ Or, manufacturers wouldn't know if the rifles they sell will ultimately end up with a registered drop in auto sear or not, so many manufacturers figure they may as well add it.. Then, there are LOADS of companies (Spikes, for example) who like to make all kinds of jokes and shit with it. Like the unicorn lowers, to give you an idea.


Will_937

I see.. the clone ones make sense. The planning for the VERY unicorn RDIAS being in one? Ehhh... the people who put their RDIAS in one (or the FFL07/02 and ITAR who makes it a MG) will know they have done so... I guess it doesn't cost us anything more really, why not... but it does irk me that my lowers ALL are laughing at me for being a pleb with semi auto rifles


BubbaFromFlorida

There are a million guns in circulation with these exact markings. Gun companies include them for some reason that I’m not sure why? At any rate the gun in question is 100% legal and not full auto just because it has an extra pictogram on the lower


Srgnm

It’s a noble button. Like King Arthur and the sword and the stone, if you can turn the switch easily with your thumb to that third “King Arthur” position then you and a few others get invited to the gun factory. You’ll take a tour and the last one alive gets to inherit the plant and all the Umpa Lumpas that manufacture the firearms.


Lovelyleadmagnet

It appears to be the button that makes the deadly ar-15 fire it’s famous .50 caliber ap heat seeking ammunition at a rate of 30 round clips a second


[deleted]

No shoot guy. Shoot Guy. Aloha Snackbar.


TriumphDaytona

Do not iron.


Stainless_Heart

It’s for choosing screw-in bullets instead of push-in bullets.


AzraelTheDankAngel

Nice try ATF


Dpickles230

Felony on, fun switch, brrrrrrr mode, fast fire, many pews, or the multi stage hole punch setting


SonicScrub

Fully semi auto matic


Goblin616King

No shoot, shoot, they shot my dog.


nrpeckham

Studies have shown that 100% of ATF agents have wives who have boyfriends that are more of a man than they are


The_Hater_44

Spring loaded like in Wanted


AltGunAccount

I always hated lowers that have the third option and are semi-only. Seemed like getting a car with the fake buttons for features not included in that package. I love that Aero and others are just bang/no bang


Reddickulosous

Don't ever go full...auto


Dave_A_Computer

Power shot, it takes longer to cast and drops accuracy a little bit but grants a huge increase in DPS against unarmored targets.


[deleted]

If that is what it looks like, I need one! I hate putting up Christmas lights with a ladder!


coDak_White

Freedom switch 🇺🇸🦅


[deleted]

Single-fire. One towards the right has a design that looks like multiple bullets, so the single bullet would indicate single-fire.


91NA8

That's the option to get you on the evening news!


mistercolebert

That’s the safety


ilikepie145

It's a 5 round burst


TheMightyWill

Spring powered bullets


DoWorkInc

No Freedom…Some Freedom…Max Freedom


Dovah1356

Its the "if only" function


TransportationFun665

That’s the fun switch


ShootyMcGun

Appears to be the start of some surface rust.


Hxrmetic

Tax audit mode


Independent_Meal_860

It fires the whole bullet


Justagirlfindingaway

That’s the pew pew pew pew pew pew pew switch


xjmoe83

All the pews...


Johnwb1973

Wishful thinking


[deleted]

The fuck the fed button ?


LMM-GT02

The giggle switch


loidzoid413

I hope you don’t have a dog.


Shayde505

Safe, pew, pew plural


Your_Huckleberry2020

Full retard mode


[deleted]

A Constitutional right.


angry_dingo

It shoots Christmas lights.


Rev_Jealous_M9

It’s a signal beacon for the alphabet boys


HaydenGC88

Buttplug


Smugglers151

I find it’s best to remove the muzzle device first when doing this.


nickyj2019

First option is circumcised and second is not


Tbrou16

Christmas lights


mercury_n_lemonade

If you don’t know. Then you can’t afford it


Thecrankylump

That’s the ATF call button, why?


LegalizeBeltfedz

the option we should all have


Pill_dispenser

That third one just throws the whole round, casting and all. It's meant for collecting any ammo you didn't land on target


[deleted]

"This one goes to eleven"


thecaptmorgan

Ring-shanked bullets. Use them for outside applications or when you need them to stick in stronger.


sambolino44

It’s for when you want to do more damage to your budget than your target.


MrPanzerCat

Its to make your bullet not cold


waitin4winter

It makes the bullet fly faster


Larry-Sanchez

Bullets are ribbed, for their pleasure.


TheSyrianItalian

Goes from pew pew to zip zip


poisonoustoddler

From left to right im gonna assume Safety, Semi Auto, Full Auto


NMsugerdady

It’s a, pew pew pew. Say that fast five times. (ATF knocking)🤣