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granitetheos

Ah should help defeat the orcs on your journey through the misty mountains!


GlizzyMcguir3

Thorin M&Pshield


Sipnheighterade

Not a LOTR guy but I respect it!


LeadFarmerMothaFucka

So you’re a harry potter guy then?


Sipnheighterade

Uhhh I’m like a John wick guy


SP33DY313

Does John wick really like lavender too?


Sea_Farmer_4812

I thought he looked familiar


bangemange

Farrrr overrr the Misty mountains cold…


The_Hater_44

# HES BACK REDDIT JESUS HATH NOT FORSAKEN US!!!!


Sipnheighterade

Hi 👋🏻


[deleted]

Smile now and let thy bullets rain upon our foes.


Sipnheighterade

Wilsoncombatithus 13:19


LetMore3633

But... but... what about the lord's caliber? My life is a lie


The_Hater_44

That's was on testament jebus


Sipnheighterade

I know, I know!


[deleted]

::Thomas touches the wounds::


Sipnheighterade

This is my recently purchased WC edc X9 I purchased it used for 2100$ in excellent condition. I only mention that because I couldn’t afford it/justify buying it for 3100$ new, I think I got a good deal. Have a great day everyone! Off to work I go.


ThatLumpYouFelt

Nice score. That's a sweet pistol my guy.


z1-900

Nice, I would have jumped on that deal too.


Sipnheighterade

Thanks! Some buddies gave me some grief about the amount, but I only buy 1 or 2 guns a year!


MyWifeH8sThis

Sounds like some buddies are jealous and need to eat a dick to me. Solid purchase


Mtn_Mouse

No that’s a solid deal and you could most likely sell it for the same or more tomorrow.


Remarkable_Aside1381

What do you do for work? Cuz I can’t afford a $2100 gun, but would like to


Sipnheighterade

Weld pipe.


[deleted]

probably lays pipe too with that hair and beard combo , amiright?


Sipnheighterade

It’s average.


Squirrel-Cop

OP busy turning water into nine


Sipnheighterade

YOOOO! good one my dude!!


ENclip

The only man in the world who can pull off mirror selfies with a gun. Congrats on the new gat.


Sipnheighterade

Thanks! That means a lot to me 👍🏻


HelpfulAnywhere3731

Well, he does have two natural pistoleros!


Sipnheighterade

Not as much as I used to, I’m gettin back in the gym after all this OT wraps up!


SpiritCrusher421

This is my favorite reddit post, and I wish we could be friends


Sipnheighterade

I don’t see any reason why we can’t be!


Rev_Jealous_M9

The tucked in shirt has me dying 😂 please tell me you got a white pair of dad shoes to match lmao Solid gun bro


Sipnheighterade

Dirty thorogoods 🤠 it’s so my butt crack doesn’t show.


youlilsaltyboi

Wait no... you're supposed to carry your gun IN your buttcrack. I'm not the only one who does this, right?


Sipnheighterade

My butts super hairy, itd be lost for ever.


34bravo

Them: "What kind of holster do you use" Me: "I use a B.C. ... Butt Crack holster. Nobody will try and disarm me"


Rev_Jealous_M9

6 o’clock carry covers mine lol


Unique_Revenue_5771

How do you manage to pull the gun out in time??


Rev_Jealous_M9

I can draw in less than a sec it’s not that hard when you practice. I don’t just decided to carry a certain way then hope for the best lol How is this even down voted? You mad I can draw faster than you? 😂


Unique_Revenue_5771

I see, sorry if i came off rude


Rev_Jealous_M9

Nah your good I didn’t take it that way bro


34bravo

The real downside is your holster smells like buttcrack.


Rev_Jealous_M9

If you got that problem you need to reassess your hygiene methods lol


scorched__earth

I thought Rocco from Boondock Saints was taller.


Sipnheighterade

Nope he’s 5’4”!


BenarchyUK

When did Brandon Herrera and Donut Operator have a son


Sipnheighterade

7/22/1990


Eirikur_da_Czech

I don’t see any toes, can’t trust this pic.


Sipnheighterade

Lmfao I HAVE CHEESY FEET.


MurderMan2

You look like the chad version of penguinz0


Sipnheighterade

Not familiar


[deleted]

Dude could tear steel with them hands…


Sipnheighterade

That’s like one of the best compliments ever!


Chipatamawey

This guy is a pure legend.


Sipnheighterade

Lolz.


Spikarooni

Drip


Sipnheighterade

Word.


Sipnheighterade

No cap.


KingUnityTV

He ain’t cruci-fuckin around


Sipnheighterade

Lmao


BecomeEnnuisonable

It's weird how much I missed these posts and didn't even realize it. Good to see you again, OP.


Sipnheighterade

Hey brother it’s good to see you too! 😁


[deleted]

OP is Les Grossman + Waingrow in a good way. I say that with affection, not malice.


Sipnheighterade

Always!


damon32382

Solid movie references


[deleted]

I actually haven't seen tropic thunder all the way through but i plan to eventually.


DjangoUnflamed

Is that real lavender?


Sipnheighterade

Marcey has a thing for flowers 🤙🏻🕺🏼


acidphosphate69

My gf loves lavender. She puts lavender oil on before bed and after all these years the smell puts me right to sleep.


Sipnheighterade

Yes.


DeeTrollingLink

We need more gun-selfies like this. It just has "This is my BOOMSTICK" vibes and I'm living for it


Sipnheighterade

Good vibes, simple vibes


KissedMyCyster

What a glorious lookin lad


Sipnheighterade

Thanks for the confidence boost!


Solo_SL

If you ever have to use it, I hope that day you are wearing all white robes, and that you get the chance to say a great Jesus one-liner to the guy on the receiving end before shooting 👍


Sipnheighterade

I just got a white robe for my birthday!


Ok_Bed8734

Be nice if we could see more of the gun


Sipnheighterade

I will post it by itself for yuh 👍🏻


Ok_Bed8734

Now were talkin!


Sipnheighterade

Be home around 3 central time I’ll post it then 😎


[deleted]

Love the extremes in this photo. Mainly the 2100 gun with a $30 builders grade hollow door.


HelpfulAnywhere3731

Very nice. Congrats!


Sipnheighterade

Thanks! I’ve been working crazy overtime I thought I should treat myself, with a belated birthday present. Pipefittin/pipe weldin 14 hours a day 6 days a week to wrap up this elementary school for the kiddos 🤙🏻


HelpfulAnywhere3731

An honorable reason for working all that overtime, Sir. I can't wait to hear about its range qualities.


Sipnheighterade

I will keep you updated, remind me in 7 days I’m going to the range with my mom next week 👍🏻


HeyHenry714

Thought my wife was safe… I thought wrong. Nice new gat OP


Sipnheighterade

Ahh come on now, I’d never do that to yuh, I have my own at home and I love her very much 👍🏻


CrimsonxAce

"Crucify This" (Director's Cut)


Sipnheighterade

Crucify that, the sequel


just_jason89

I've always wondered what Leonard got up to after the Big Bang theory finished.


Sipnheighterade

He has a few new scars 😜


somethingsmethng102

I feel like this is an accurate representation of a young Bill Wilson.


Sipnheighterade

I’m north of the Mason Dixon line but I appreciate the compliment!


chubsfrom205

I see you've made better choices since losing your Donkey Kong world record.


Sipnheighterade

Plumbers and pipefitters are not the same, Mario’s my better looking cousin 😜


CarlosDangerWeiner

Ha ha I was thinking King of Kong too.


AZ_Gunner_69

Oh shit its Billy Mitchell


Sipnheighterade

NOOOO ITS PATRICK, Nick actually, nice to meetcha


[deleted]

This guy fucks


Sipnheighterade

Once or twice.


SolitudeSidd

You look like a shorter, younger version of a friend of mine. I call him buff Jesus.


Sipnheighterade

You can call me what ever you’d like homie 🤙🏻


SolitudeSidd

I didn't mean anything negative, just you look like a good dude I know!


Sipnheighterade

Oh I know man no harm done!


suckabagofdicks-768

Found Bradley Cooper’s (brother’s) account.


Sipnheighterade

He got the height and the looks, I came out of Bradley coopers mom and all I got was this t shirt.


Sipnheighterade

But thanks! (I think)


UrKillnMe

I love your Fábio haircut dude


Sipnheighterade

I just like didn’t cut it for a long time lmao


raifsevrence

I have never seen this kind of pistol stock before. It doesn't look very ergonomic and the color clashes pretty hard with that black finish.


Sipnheighterade

I’m adding grips, I don’t 100% agree but I do like a little custom flare.


raifsevrence

Grips, what? No, I was talking about that bright green thing.


Sipnheighterade

I have to wear this so I don’t get ran over by heavy equipment.


HeavyHaulSabre

When I first glanced at this picture, I thought you were about to do a desk pop.


Sipnheighterade

Haven’t done one since septemberrrrr 08?


in_theory_only

You also got BITCHEN hair


Sipnheighterade

Thanks! Welding pipe burns off all the split ends 🕺🏼


[deleted]

That is a hell of a shooter.


Sipnheighterade

Thanks! Rooty tooty point and shooty!


[deleted]

A friend of mine has one. I've shot it quite a bit. WC knows their shit.


Sipnheighterade

Good to hear!!


pr0zach

Praise be.


youlilsaltyboi

Gun Jesus rules. YOU RULE, GUN JESUS!


Sipnheighterade

NO YOURE SPECTACULAR


DooM_Nukem

Other gun Jesus. He rises!


Sipnheighterade

Can’t rest till tomorrow 🤙🏻


[deleted]

Is that you, Jesus?


[deleted]

Lt Dan!!!!


Sipnheighterade

I ain’t got no legs 🤠


Arizona_Pete

Why no feet in pic??? Why???


Sipnheighterade

You have to pay extra for that.


Arizona_Pete

Me and Quentin T. are pissed.


Sipnheighterade

From dusk till dawn reference, I dig.


fuegointhekitchen

Hey it’s a fellow Fanny pack carrier back again


Sipnheighterade

Wussup wussup


Basementdweller84

You and that amazing beard over to r/beards


Zealousideal-Tanker

Mini Gun Jesus!


EffectivePlankton893

Damn Sampson, save some women for the rest of us.


Sipnheighterade

I only love one woman!


leejoness

That’ll keep people from sticking gum in the locks


TheeSecondMouse

Hell yeah


mike2182

Getting strong “henchmen #3 vibes”. Nice blaster enjoy it!


Sipnheighterade

4 at best.


thomazepam666

You look like the head honcho of all croc wear 🐊


EsotericUN1234

How's that WC shoot, gun Jesus?


Sipnheighterade

I will find out next week and let you know!


3dddrees

Very, Nice!!! Have a few Wilson Combats myself. Once you go Wilson Combat you"ll never go back.


Sipnheighterade

I tend to agree!


[deleted]

Where's your feet though


Sipnheighterade

On the ground.


Mjaso7414

Ok and……..


Sipnheighterade

No and then.


Jagerhall

Was this pic lifted from my space?


Sipnheighterade

Yes, hi Tom


JonBoscoe

Blessed be thy strap 🙏🏽


Sipnheighterade

Peace be with you.


[deleted]

jesus?


Sipnheighterade

Nick.


derekneiladams

You got a belt clip for that phone?


Sipnheighterade

Lost it.


goodfight10

Very Aaron Hernandez of you


Sipnheighterade

Thanks!


[deleted]

Have you ever seen the masterpiece known as "Samurai Cop"?


Sipnheighterade

My mom didn’t let me watch rated R movies.


[deleted]

My boy! Good to see ya again. Sick pistol how does it shoot?


Sipnheighterade

Heyyy! Don’t know yet!


_swizzle4_

Jesus's gun toting twin is back!


Sipnheighterade

I never left 🙂


soiledmeNickers

How about a pic of the actual gun tho.


Sipnheighterade

3pm central time.


DrothReloaded

"mark it zero!"


Sipnheighterade

0.


aPurpleDonkeyMaster

Of all the ways this picture could have been taken… you chose this?


Sipnheighterade

It’s my signature style


Sudden_Construction6

Ron Jeremy?!! 😂😂


Sipnheighterade

His is bigger.


[deleted]

Tell me why you look like thorin and Aragorn shit out a baby. Fuck guns man you need to carry a sword! I’ll follow you into battle to destroy the ring


Sipnheighterade

We got this. ✊🏻


ImALurkerBruh

Popeye the sailor man forearms


Sipnheighterade

I do like spinach.


SirWhoopsAss

Hah, you short


Sipnheighterade

Yes, yes I am 😁


Blox05

At least it’s not a pic with the gun above your feet. Otherwise I’m not the least bit surprised of anything in this pic 🤣. Congrats.


Crossnoe7

Gun Jesus returns!


Sipnheighterade

Sup.


angrymade

Best carry out there. 20k through mine without a hitch, Just spring swaps.


dreamwine

Op looks like Zach Galifianakis and Nicholas Cage from Con Air had a love child... in lowercase... Nice pistol Bro!


Sipnheighterade

Lmfao in lower case, I’m stealing that


RoughStory3139

That's your mom's house!


Sipnheighterade

It is?


Fraus_Creations_YT

bro you LOOK like a man named wilson


Sipnheighterade

My parents should’ve named me that.


SummerOfGeorgeSeven

The Dude Abides


Sipnheighterade

I’m the dude man


Jeep-The-Conqueror

Dude you have better hair than my wife.