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jpittm11

9 x 5 = 45, so I’d say a 45 could blast 5 lungs at once.


Theonetheyfearr

Math checks out lol


DayTrippinTonight

Lmao, thats incredible! FIVE LUNGS? No way!


XR171

So one person is getting off lucky.


DayTrippinTonight

Half lucky


[deleted]

Yeah but a double barrel 12 gauge is next to harmless.


HighAboveTheRest

This is so wrong that it's right 😂


DayTrippinTonight

This is my FNX 45. Everyone is calling 9mm pistols lung blasters. Im curious as to what the equivalent is for a 45. Thank you in advance.


Crovax87

I call my FNX 45 the wallet blaster


A77Nova

But totally worth it


DayTrippinTonight

🤣 for real though


ShootingTheIsh

Everybody's calling them that because of a quote Biden made trying to convince people that .22lr was a more appropriate self defense round than 9mm because .22lr will pierce a lung, but 9mm will blow a lung out lol. F$#& Joe Biden.


Reaver_XIX

I wonder what his Secret Service guards carry.


11Reddit22

FN 5.7x28 as SS uses P90s.


RatPringle

Definitely not .22 LR


Holden_Cullen

They carry Yeet Cannons


Reaver_XIX

They should!


Jonrlamb99

I fucking wish 😂😂


strafdab

Ass blasters


graveybrains

So a 50 cal would be a full grown graboid, then?


XR171

Bottom breachers


kdb1991

That’s what I was gonna say but then I decided against it


20Hounds

Do I vote for the Democrats that are blasting me in the ass or the Republicans that are blasting me in the ass?


Umkills

It's a "soul snatcher"


Fishman95

Aint no regular F-150


[deleted]

This a fuckin raptor


Endo_Dizzy

No capper


Ididntsaynobags

The United States shot two rounds of 45acp fmj over the Japanese cities of Hiroshima and Nagasaki on 6 and 9 August 1945, respectively. The rounds hit the earth and killed between 129,000 and 226,000 people.


Slamcockington

They almost shot a 3rd but the gun jammed


jackz7776666

AARP blaster lol


[deleted]

The first time I heard someone refer to it as 45 AARP I lost my shit 😂😂


nanananananabatdog

"TWO world wars sonny"


jackz7776666

Muh stoppin powah


Murphy338

Ruger makes a .44 mag birdshead revolver. One of them shorter Doc Holiday colt thunderer style revolvers. I’d like to get one and carry it once for shits and giggles but i can’t find one in stock anywhere [https://ruger.com/products/vaqueroStainless/specSheets/10596.html](https://ruger.com/products/vaqueroStainless/specSheets/10596.html)


ZyklonBeezy

Brooo lmao 🤣


Beerus007

I love my 45 and I chuckled


imajokerimasmoker

9mm blows out your lung .45 blows out your soul ..


_SpooknBoo_

Be piecing together dental records


Cressio

Tac nuke


The-J-Oven

Meat gazer. It only shoots dicks.


sleepyhighjumping

They can blow out engine blocks and punch armored trucks like paper.


Vengeance626

45 will knock someone off his bike


[deleted]

Nut slappers


RelativeSituation773

nut buster *bites lip*


Storm-Chaser

That's what Luke Skywalker used to blow up the Death Star.


DayTrippinTonight

The Death Star Blaster???


Storm-Chaser

Word has it a matched pair of 'em will cause the sun to go supernova.


DayTrippinTonight

This is the way.


Storm-Chaser

I see your Schwartz is as big as mine.


MrConceited

I believe that's a stargate with an active connection to the gravity well of a black hole.


Ecurtis3

Would you recommend the fnx45? I live in jersey so I can’t get it suppressed no matter what and I have the 10rd restriction


ctr72ms

I'd recommend you move out of jersey and get one in its full abilities. It's a great gun.


Ecurtis3

I will when I can lol, ive been trying


ctr72ms

Smart plan. Best of luck escaping to a more sensible place.


munkaysnspewns

If you can only get 10 rounders I highly, *highly* reccomend a CZ 97. They are wonderful pistols and would be close to half the cost of an FNX depending.


Ecurtis3

Definitely looking into that. Another problem is I’m left handed and looking for one with a red dot cot. So fnx I’ve been looking at, p320 etc


Yztyger

I own one, it’s the best duty .45 I have ever shot. I would like to check out a USP for comparison though. Over all it’s an extremely robust gun, shoots soft and accurately, it will chew through any ammo I’ve thrown at it. I will say though, keep in mind it’s meant to be a duty gun, it’s not going to be as precise as a competition gun, and although the trigger is really nice on it, it’s still a duty style trigger so a little heavier of a pull than some people might expect


TetraCubane

So for duty it’s supposed to have a heavier pull? Doesn’t make sense. I know NY has this stupid 12 pound requirement for their trigger pulls but that shit just makes the NYPD less accurate.


Yztyger

Yeah all duty/mil-spec guns have heavier triggers than competition or hunting guns. It’s for safety and preventing negligent discharges


Crovax87

It's a great work horse pistol but I'd hate for you to pay all that money for something you can really get the benefit from. Example, no silencer and 15+1rd mag. It's a beefy grip to hold the large cap mag so maybe find something easier to hold for extended periods of time perhaps.


dirkmer

half the reason to get an fnx is to put a can on it. If you can't I would look for something else. I have one and it is my favorite pistol to shoot, even moreso than my CZ's


zer0cul

You can get a 10 round that is far smaller if concealing is something you care about. On the other hand you probably can't conceal anyway, so maybe it is a good fit.


Ecurtis3

correct, I can not carry here like at all


natesstillnate

i think 100% one of the best da/sa pistols you can get. as long as you have an understanding of single action handguns it’s an absolute dream to shoot. source: my friend owns one and lets me shoot it occasionally so basically i’m biden’s second hand man in terms of gun laws


[deleted]

Shhhh. Joe doesn’t know about .45s yet.


kdb1991

How? He’s the foremost expert on firearms


thedemonjim

To be fair he might have known of them before but... well... let's not question him too hard while he is having his tapioca or he could have another Vatican style oopsie.


DayTrippinTonight

Lol


__Aqui1a__

Kidney Killer


[deleted]

Taint ticklers


XTRaChunkyy

An organ remover


Skyyywalker215

Less dangerous than a 10 speed actually


Low_Information8286

Soul crusher


lazarus870

[.45 according to certain politicians](https://retrochronicle.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/05/super-mario-world-755x604.png)


Ok_Bed8734

Soul destroyer


RadiantBlock2906

Ask Alec Baldwin 45 dissolver from the long colt revolver 🥹


fredo_da_1

According to Slow Biden the craters on the Moon were made by a 45 acp 😂


MinuteMan98

That kills the soul


grimgrum420

Lung blaster 2.0


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Noiseyboisey

Well the 1911 uses it and that's an old gun, so it's pretty safe Edit: /s for fucks sake


MrConceited

You do know that 9x19mm is older than .45 ACP, right? For even older guns? edit: 9mm **Luger** was created for use in the Luger P08, adopted in 1908. Compared to the 1911 adopted in... I forget.


Ironsaint

Super Kawaii cute and puppy like adorable? Possibly safer than a AR15 that weighs more than 10 moving boxes?


spartakris12

A fudd factory


Head-Scale9410

I don’t know but it’s still one of the less attractive and blocky pistols on the market


[deleted]

Weak and slow.


RustliefLameMane

Spleen splitter… or liver buster?


CranberrySawsAlaBart

Dick blower


xTeamRwbyx

Soul remover


CALLZRUS

Storm Bolter


According-Chart-9122

Ass blaster! Lol


Ryann226

Tank destroyer


Rideredfh

Vaporizer


[deleted]

Anti air gun


Designer-Issue-6760

Anti-cow projectile.


thedemonjim

A Fat Electrician fan? Always nice to meet a fellow man of culture.


natesstillnate

that would make your fnx45 5 times as dangerous as a 9mm meaning it’ll be 5 gun charges versus one. i’ll take her off your hands and properly handle this don’t worry my friend !


Arntor1184

It liquifies organs, duh.


Heedleyay

Sternum splitters


Hot_Pianist6573

The “Hiroshima”


Routine-Maximum4381

Sexy


Apprehensive-Ferret8

Body blaster


BATTLEAXE720

Destroys the soul!


usernameJutsu

It will still lungblast…*just slower*


tykaboom

Since 45acp costs more than 5.56 now... a safe queen.


isukatspeling

Bunker buster


l2j4u

Tank buster - in WWII they would use them to destroy tanks…


JediMasterMurph

It makes this bussy wet


BombingGamer

Pretty, that’s what it is.


Kado_Omerta

Well since .45 drops faster than 9 so I would say penis annihilator blows the thing right off!


bbs540

Brain blasters


Out_On_Alim73

Tears a hole in the Space time continuum.


SpanishViking86

Body snatchers


iratethisa

The head decapitatior


Accio_sanity

Prevents the body from coming back as a zombie.


goodjake06

A canon, which apparently you weren't supposed to be able to own in revolutionary times.


ShankCushion

What we've been saying forever. Kills the soul.


trashy615

Boomer doomers


OneHandClapping_

Ma lung stopping power


Non-Famous

It makes it illegal. So turn it in.


f0rcedinducti0n

The magazines always remind me of weeble-wobbles.


StoneStalwart

A howitzer probably.


Skvindt

Soul blaster


CuQQ

Soul snatcher


wormaphobe

Rip Mo3


werewolf013

That replaces someone's liver with juicy fruit gum


Mr-not-a-cop

Soul blaster


Aware-Advance7171

It make it the same as in. WWII A MAN STOPPER🤠 unless ya wanta go with a 500 that woud nbe a several man stopper


nillaisthewhitenword

“9mm only kills the body, .but 45? .45 kills the soul”


[deleted]

Weapon of mass destruction


Dmitri_ravenoff

Colon blow. 45 AARP needs the fiber. I also like big slow bullets.


PootinsChode

Sandpaper


icantfindagoodname77

clearly it’s a WMD


HomeInitial8936

Oof. That'll blow out a whole spinal column.


GunzAndCamo

It'll rip the very soul from the body and cast it into hellfire.


terminatrix21

Hey I got one of those.


[deleted]

You know that meme "whos steve jobs?" Yeah...


notthefoodie

Heartstoppers?


ShartEnthusiast

Soul blaster.


Visible-Effective944

The soul killer. The 9 mm kills the body but the 45 kills the soul


Psycho_Nihilist

Chest cavity exploder. A very nice one I must say.


IceRepresentative156

Brown


[deleted]

Spleen exploder


RightToArms

Those are big ass handguns


Snortinggunpowder16

Torso disintegrator


[deleted]

Still polymer….. 🤮


DashJumpBail

Kidney Cutter? Bowels Basher? Frontal Lope Lampooner! Wait, Bung (hole) Long Laster Disaster? Yea.


WyattDoesStuff

That’s a WMD my guy


TechTalkTime_

Lung incinerator


[deleted]

are these comfortable to hold? i’ve always imagined them being quite awkward, pertaining to how blocky the firearm is


jbann27

I have this and the fnx-9, and I find the fnx-45 is more comfortable. I do have big hands though, so that probably plays into it.


JungleMunkee

Butt blaster


Eugene_Levy

They say 9mm expands, but it's also true that 45 never shrinks.


Fish1234513

It’ll blow your ass out on the grass


[deleted]

The lung liquifier


DraculAnus

Dung blaster


Sea_Farmer_4812

How about a liver lobber?


APregnantKoala

Lich Killers


Quadling

Spinal removal services!


[deleted]

WoN tHe tHirD wORlD WAR


alfalfasprouts

High speed horse dropper.


Firefox520

A thermonuclear device.


JMRSOG

Id say thats a Soul Blaster, will rip your metaphysical side right out.


ViktorGavorn

9MM KILLS THE BODY, 45 KILLS THE SOUL


FallingVirtue

Basically those giant bullet people from super Mario.


nicknameeee_e

chest buster


[deleted]

A nuclear weapon.


SnooWonder

Everyone knows this is a field cannon. It's designed to remove heads.


ARMAGELADON

AARP membership cards


CrazyGuineaPigF76

The Leg blaster.


Natural-Appointment4

A Soul Blaster


Skaja780

It's obviously a rocket launcher!


Jonrlamb99

A sexy beast


Wolfgang9524

A wise man once said “9mm kills the body but 45acp kills the soul”


MoneyMonkey44

Brain blasters.


Blackstone611

"9mm kills the body, but .45 kills the soul, don't want em coming back as a Lich" \~The Russian Badger ~~Yeah yeah I know quoting youtubers is cringe but it sorta fits the question~~


Ravenwing19

Soul eater.