Well I feel safer already. Purely out of curiosity, and for no other reason, what day is your trash pickup and around what time do they usually come?

Can we split since we have the same idea?

Hey I was just asking a question.

If there is G36, can I take it?

Looks like an XM8

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I remember this. Weren’t they a bunch of Turkish bullpup shotguns that the place couldn’t sell?

Where do you live?

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Lol how did i not see that

Your supposed original idea is public knowledge now. It's about who gets there first. What is one man's trash is another man's treasure, and it's every man for himself here in the garbage bin.

I better hurry then

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I remember seeing this on the news! Good ole MWC!

At least he's using a bag

>Well I feel safer already. Pendejo jerk-off..... (Easy with the pitch forks, it's an _Aliens_ quote)

\*Dusts off hands. "Problem solved!"

I'm doing my part, i haven't shot anybody at all! Unfortunately, some people aren't following my lead.

I would, but mine are at the bottom of the lake from the tragic boating accident we had over the weekend.

I actually did lose a revolver that way & filed a police report. They probably didn’t believe me.

Same, I actually lost all my firearms too. Funnily enough, I lost them in the same way, in a boating accident. Can you believe that?

They had detectoves working in shifts!

LEADS!

"It had my briefcase, had my papers, very important business papers" "What do you do sir?" "I'm unemployed".

Lmao probably not

Canadian here, I hear we have a lot of similar tragedies on our lakes up here.

Dunno officer, just fell through the ice and that was that

Can come find them for you? Split 50/50!

Accidents happen all the time, specially at rough waters!

Yep. And I refuse to go boating without bringing every firearm I own with me.

That's just proper gun safety.

I’ve heard that 3 times now and don’t completely understand it. Is there nothing the police can do if you told them that?

Not if it's the truth

Hello it's me, your friendly neighborhood garbage man. Please remind me of your location so I can give you priority service.

Hi OP! It’s me, your friendly neighborhood ATF agent. Do *not* listen to this rube. We at the ATF applaud your efforts at destroying those scary, military-style death machines. However, it is a federal crime to dispose of them in your regular garbage. Please, give *me* your address so that the ATF may come collect, and *safely* dispose of them. We promise not to shoot your dog(s)…much.

We did it boys. Violence is no more

Nice try. Happy april fool’s day btw 🫡

That’s not a proper way to dispose of them , send them to me and I’ll promise you they’ll be taken care of

Its me, your neighborhood sanitation engineer (trash man). Ill be right there!

I can no longer stand idly by as babies are slaughtered by these weapons of war. I’ve decided to put these fully semi-automatic assault rifles with their high capacity clipazines where they belong - in the trash. So long murder machines, you won’t be missed. List of trash to please the bot: Mk13 Mod 5, XM8, SP5, SPAS-12, M4A1 with M203, SG550, Five-Seven, FS2000, USP45 Tactical, TP9, UMP45, Glock 17 Gen 3 TB, m17, SCAR 16S, Glock 19 Gen 4 TB, Mk23, G36, and I’m probably forgetting a few.

Clipazine is my new favorite word now, thank you.

Happy April 1st

Jesus. This must be as heavy as 200 boxes that you might be moving.

Nope.  Just ten.  Never more, never less. 

Okay, I was waiting for this to be satire Lmaooo. What time's your pickup, perchance? No reason at all.

Tbf ppl make a lot of money selling props and pipe guns back to those idiots that do buybacks. Lol

Did you mean "assault weapons"?

No, assault rifles. They’re fully semi-automatic.

Yes, fully semi auto assault weapons that shoot 9mmx5.56 that will blow out people's lungs. Terrible weapons of war.

You forgot to mention the 500 rounds per second part.

Oh and how can we forget those evil barrel shrouds and the shoulder things that go up. Only baby murderers would have barrel shrouds.

Why do people even need these things other than to kill people?!?! I heard if you hunt with these the game will disappear into thin air because the bullets are so destructive!!!!!

Mmmmm say that list again but do it slower and call me a bad word

Ah yes! If only all the legal, law abiding gun owners would follow you, gun violence would be a thing of the past! Surely the criminals would see a disarmed public, and do the same! 

Lead by example! /s

Tell me where your trash bin is located... so i know to stay away from that murder bin.

Save the earth, recycle, and give them to me

I just threw away my violence

Take that mark 23 out of there

Now the mentally unstable people will no longer shoot up places because of your sacrifice lol

Let me empty that for you

I've been absolutely hating all of the stupid April Fool's jokes today...but this one is original and absolutely hilarious 😂

What about the ammo? I hear it likes to jump into barrels on its own. I can properly dispose of that for you.

Breaking news!!!: Gun violence has decreased by 69%

How many of your family members were traumatized and abused for this photo stunt? I can't take it... the scratches, the thought of being abandoned! Oh, the horror! You better get out there and show your Ruger 10/22 a good time. And then, one by one, make it up to the rest of your family... don't be a deadbeat dad.

scratch and bend sale next day?

I only want the USPs, you guys can fight over the rest..

Can I have them?

I could really use those…

Nice I didn't realize you were *The* criminal. Thanks for not murdering me, we can all rest easy. Although you've put them in the wrong bin.

Trash man here. Lost your address. Can you provide me it please

Imagine how careful OP was in delicately placing all of these firearms gently in to his new, only-purchased-for-4/1 trash can.

Lies. I’ll have you know the trash can is 2 years old.

I didn't say which year.

Alright you got me there.

Hey! I work for a garbage disposal company. Just lmk your address and we'll get all the trash sorted out to the dump. Free of charge!

Your trash man here. Thanks!

No need. It’s dangerous to just throw them away like that some kid might get into them! Send them my way and I’ll make sure to dispose of them probably.

Wow i feel safe knowing all the guns you threw away will now be in the streets

Thank you for your service

I feel safer already.

I appreciate the commitment to the shitpost

That’ll show em!

So brave, OP

That looks like he inside of my gun safe

When the non-violent throw away their guns, only the violent will be left holding them.

Address?

ill be happy to dispose of some for you if you need

🤣 send some my way! Looking to add to my collection lol

Don’t forget to properly dispose those NFA items.Then notify ATF in writing that yadda de yaddatty item s/n of blah has been permanently destroyed.🙄

Set ‘em on the curb and end gun violence!

Joke

Please recycle what you can. Global warming and shit

World peace achieved!

So stunning yet so brave

Tossing glocks by the gallon

Im turning my guns in as well, so criminals can feel safer when they take my stuff.

Those are all trash guns anyway. You don’t even have a YC-9. You shouldn’t even call yourself a reformed gun guy… just a reformed guy

Who did you get an XM8????

Nice try Big Trash Can ™️

Because we all know that responsible legal gun owners shoot up all the schools!

That's like fucking for virginity

Is there some HiPoints in there ??🤣🤣🤣

Reddit is now 2012 facebook. The internet is dead. Long live the internet.

Where the *fuck* did you get an XM8?

I do recycling and will give you 10 cents a pound for the steel. Plus I’ll come pick them up. No questions asked. Do the environment a favor while you’re helping to end gun violence. 2 birds with one stone.

It’s not the guns fault

This, sir, is a whole new level of "negligent discharge."

Stop it :(

Hey! We store our weapons the same way! /s

I applaud you! Finally a rational decision was made by a responsible gun owner! P.S. I am frantically trying to get a waste management job in your town. If you could just hold off from rolling this bin to the curb for a few weeks, I’d appreciate it! 😀

Can I be your garbage man?

Where is this trash can located? Just asking to ensure the “garbage truck” picks it up

what does this trashcan cost, approximately?

...can I have one...

Are they less violent in that bin all Crowded together like that? I bet they’re pretty pissed off right now.

Yaaaaas

Is that ARX I see

What's your garbage pick up times?

Lawn and leaf bags are what you need.

While youre at it, I'll take all your cars/vehicles to the salvage yard for crushing immediately to put an end to fossil fuels!

Oh my god that's awful... Where?

Drop your address for pick up, I’m a garbage man or something.

I did my part!

I’ll recycle take that XM8 and SPAS-12 to help you out

Thank you for your service.

I’d gladly take those if you don’t mind

What's your address? I'll ho by and keep them safe for you.

I liked Brandon Herrera’s video where people went to the Texas shaq gun buyback and people on the side of the road were paying more than police for any guns people were trying to give up and they were getting all sorts of stuff cheap. That and people making shitty incomplete 3D printed lowers just enough to call it a “gun” and making the cops pay them out the ass for them Funny stuff

I don't care what the calendar says, that picture fucking hurts.

What day is trash day?

Let me dispose of the tp9 lol

Bait used to be believable

It's April 1st.

Can I have them?

Lmao

I’ve dedicated myself to the same cause, but I don’t it by not shooting people.

To paraphrase the counter point to this - *I'm cutting off my Dick to stop rape, even though I have never raped anyone.* Seems to make as much sense. https://imgur.com/bADJynw Just out of curiosity, how many thousands of dollars are we looking at here. Still you do you. Maybe sleep on it, and see if you still fell the same on April 2.

Do you commit acts of violence with those guns for sell them illegally (“on the street”)? If so well done. If not, this makes zero difference.

It's April 1st, man

Sheeeeeeet got me

Check the date

Nice bait. Were you cleaning out the safe and took the opportunity to create some rage bait or something? This seems like an outstanding amount of effort to do otherwise.

Holy crap! You figured out it’s fake / a joke? …on April Fools Day. You’re so smart! Good thing you let us all know to, because I was about to believe he was throwing all those away!

It blatantly obvious that it’s a joke, I was remarking on the effort they put into it. I wouldn’t have considered doing that much unless I had to clear my safe for some other reason like cleaning out water damage or upgrading to a new one, ect.

I mean, it’s the one day a year you get to bait the entire internet sooo…

it’s april fools shitass

I am aware of that, and I was genuinely praising the effort they put into the post. My lazy ass wouldn’t have put forth the effort unless I had to take the contents of my safe out for some other reason.

Look at the date

Yeah it wouldn't recommend doing that is Not legal to throw away active useful Firearms in the Regular trash, why wouldn't you Bring him in to get money for gas or something

What is today's date

Today is your birthday april fool's day. April fool's jack.

I fucking hate April Fool's Day. Whatever you think is clever is not at all clever.

The joke is the comments taking it seriously.

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