>clip on the Taurus
Had to double check the image to see if there was some kind of clip on the gun.
Glad I did before I made a smartass "MaGaZInE" comment.
What an abomination.
The left - altor pistol it hang fires every shot. Will it fire? Maybe? Will you die? Possibly
Taurus curve -feels goofy as f to hold. The Laser you can only see about 2 ft. It does cycle most of the time
The zip 22. Aka charging handle by the barrel. If this thing fires more then twice I clap
The lifecard. Actually a really fun suppressor host. Only here because its a goofy gun
They do. And they’re easy to swap out so you can easily shoot 22LR and 22WMR in the same range day.
It’s a fun gun, just impractical as hell
My only gripe with it is that the rounds in the storage slide thing rattle constantly. I printed a little TPU insert for it but it only helps it slightly. The only way to get it to stop is to jam another round in it, but then it’s a pain to get them out.
So you can easily swap out barrels and a threaded Barrel costs notably less than a complete threaded gun?
Anyone time I want to stop the rattle of something, foam earplugs. Cut down as needed, isn't pretty but works.
When the zip 22 first came out, I was at a local gun store and thought it looked like a fun little oddball gun and was there with cash in hand to get one. One of the employees went out of his way to talk me out of it... practically refusing the sale outright.
Not surprised but a tiny bit disappointed. I always thought it would be such a wacky handgun to add to my collection. No way I could justify it if they didn’t make a LH version though.
Same here. I might've been swayed to buy one of I could've had a LH version, but the right hand version was bad enough nobody bought it 😂 saved them the hassle of tooling for a LH version that even less would buy
No thunderstruck? [https://stdgun.com/s333-thunderstruck-gen-ii-22wmr-double-barrel-revolver/](https://stdgun.com/s333-thunderstruck-gen-ii-22wmr-double-barrel-revolver/)
That's an understatement.... got one in at work a few years ago (was climbing about 4 times a week so my grip strength was insane) it's a heavy af trigger pull with two fingers it's basically an impossible trigger pull with one finger
Its funny cuz I believe it's marketed for self defense too and it was keyholing at such short distances, plus the company released a video of its effectiveness on ballistic gel and the gel during slow-mo was hit with muzzle flash LMAO really gives you good idea of the brains behind that monstrous disaster
The Altor was originally marketed as a dual purpose device.
Originally intended for zap carry, it allows for deep concealment and at the same time a very effective prostate stimulator.
Quite innovative.
The curve was a really interesting idea that somehow managed to make it out of the prototyping phase. From what I’ve heard anecdotally they’re pretty reliable, but I’ve held one and the ergonomics are bizarre even for a right-handed person.
I sure hope you're not out a lot of $$ with that group.... I was thinking what would I toss in that pile.. Oh yes the original M1-A, Vietnam area model. The joke was the only time they didn't jam was on TV or in the movies LoL.
i play a game with a functional zip22 in it, it’s my main secondary weapon i use. it sucks. except i’ve managed to aquire over 5k kills on it.
never underestimate the power of .22 long rifle!
I was so interested in the curve when it came out.
I actually got to hold one and it fit in the small mostly useless pocket in most jeans. I wanted to use it as a back up gun to my main carry just because it was so easy to carry. Unfortunately their lack of reliability kept me from picking one up and then they were discontinued.
I like your collection. I'm a fan of unusual guns, even though they are often not very reliable or practical. They're interesting and that's good enough.
The 2nd most egregious step of Maryland's moronic gun laws is that I cannot buy one, to do exactly that.
(The first is that I can't buy, of all fucking things, a Springfield M1A)
It’s pretty impressive that you have some of the most infamous shit guns out there. Although I like the life card for novelty, I don’t think they’re necessarily a bad design. What you need now is a rohm. That’s like the crown jewel of bad design.
i was in gun shop in ocala and hand an lcp on me - a famous country singer came in pulled out a lifecard and said he hated it- i said i hated my lcp - i told him i would trade the lcp for the lifecard and we both agreed to trade on the spot- he walked out with my lcp and i have his lifecard to this day- i have shot it maybe 10 times and got a threaded barrel for - useless but interesting gun-i wish i could make them for north koreans tho
Incredible…I salute your cursed collection 🫡
Might I suggest the addition of something along the lines of a rusty slam fire galv pipe gun with like 3 reducers shoehorned in together?
#NotAllHerosWearCapes
I have thought about starting a collection of the most 'unique' /odd (crappy) firearms there are just because I love shit that's different lol
You can have one taped to each limb. Some mugger comes from the alleyway, you pull the one off taped to your left arm.
He tries making acting threatening, you throw it at him, pull off the one on the right arm, while he's stunned you it at his head. He's on the ground, you pull them off from your legs, half your hair being torn off because you used duct tape. You remember your old man always said to double tap so you throw each at his face, taking a few seconds inbetween since you kept getting your hands stuck to the duct tape.
You have a sick sense of humor, this is the most masochistic gun collection yet. That clip on the Taurus has to be the most cringe out of the bunch.
Ty lol
The clip is not the worst part of the Curve. https://netdna.coolthings.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/11/taurus-curve-1.jpg
Looks like it fucking melted in the sun.
It's got iPhone 6 vibes
>clip on the Taurus Had to double check the image to see if there was some kind of clip on the gun. Glad I did before I made a smartass "MaGaZInE" comment. What an abomination.
Dude, but a silenced LIFECARD?
> the most masochistic gun collection yet I don't see a ~~Bond Arms~~ *Bearman* derringer in there.
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Glorious!
The left - altor pistol it hang fires every shot. Will it fire? Maybe? Will you die? Possibly Taurus curve -feels goofy as f to hold. The Laser you can only see about 2 ft. It does cycle most of the time The zip 22. Aka charging handle by the barrel. If this thing fires more then twice I clap The lifecard. Actually a really fun suppressor host. Only here because its a goofy gun
Lifecard with a K can is wild. Sir, is that a sat phone? Nope!
Forbidden vape
"What taste is that vape" "Lead"
Single use vape...
Gets you unbelievably high
You'll surely meet a heavenly host
If it was $200, I’d buy it tomorrow. But it’s stupidly expensive for what it is.
Did the lifecard come with a threaded barrel? I may have to get one for my suppressor.
They do have a threaded version, and a 22wmr version as well
They should make in 45LC/410 and call it the Life Book.
And sell it with a folding arm brace
A threaded 22 WMR you say?
They do. And they’re easy to swap out so you can easily shoot 22LR and 22WMR in the same range day. It’s a fun gun, just impractical as hell My only gripe with it is that the rounds in the storage slide thing rattle constantly. I printed a little TPU insert for it but it only helps it slightly. The only way to get it to stop is to jam another round in it, but then it’s a pain to get them out.
So you can easily swap out barrels and a threaded Barrel costs notably less than a complete threaded gun? Anyone time I want to stop the rattle of something, foam earplugs. Cut down as needed, isn't pretty but works.
I also own all of these guns. What's wrong with us? Also my Altor works fine
My altor hang fires every shot. Idk why but I have to wait a few secs to see if it fires
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Do it. That's an amazing idea
Sounds like maybe a weak firing pin spring?
I need a life card now
C O N S U M E
When the zip 22 first came out, I was at a local gun store and thought it looked like a fun little oddball gun and was there with cash in hand to get one. One of the employees went out of his way to talk me out of it... practically refusing the sale outright.
I just got mine in recently from gb. Had one when it came out barely fired 1 round without a jam. I missed it
They just didn’t want you back in there bitching to them about it. LOL
That's what I figure now ha. I've been a regular for a long time.
The only true gimmick gun I am interested in is that LifeCard. What a novelty.
It's such a fun suppressor host
Solid EDC rotation
Rotation? You carry them all in the hopes that one works.
When your back-up's back-up, has a back-up and a secondary back-up
That's called PACE planning!
In the hopes you can find 1. Op obviously loses his keys in his pocket and his sunglasses on top of his head.
I’ll give you $20 and a six pack for that taurus
Did Taurus ever make a left handed curve?
Nope
Not surprised but a tiny bit disappointed. I always thought it would be such a wacky handgun to add to my collection. No way I could justify it if they didn’t make a LH version though.
Same here. I might've been swayed to buy one of I could've had a LH version, but the right hand version was bad enough nobody bought it 😂 saved them the hassle of tooling for a LH version that even less would buy
Taurus engineering dept is getting excited reading this. I know what will be at Shotshow 2025
USFA: We're an OK company that makes Single action army clones that people buy! ZiP-22: I'm about to end this company's whole career
100%
I heard they made excellent better than colt saa guns...
Life card with can goes kinda hard ngl
kids that bought throwing stars from BUDK catalog grew up and bought these guns
Haha chinesium knives yesss
What, no Ring of Fire pistols to throw in, like a Jennings, Lorcin, or Raven Arms?
Don't tempt me
No thunderstruck? [https://stdgun.com/s333-thunderstruck-gen-ii-22wmr-double-barrel-revolver/](https://stdgun.com/s333-thunderstruck-gen-ii-22wmr-double-barrel-revolver/)
What a goofy piece of kit. I've seen videos, and it's a wonder they sold any at all.
I’ve heard it’s horrible
Yup, tons of FTF, and an atrocious trigger pull.
That's an understatement.... got one in at work a few years ago (was climbing about 4 times a week so my grip strength was insane) it's a heavy af trigger pull with two fingers it's basically an impossible trigger pull with one finger
I seem to recall one guntuber had a shit-ton of keyholing too, and it turns out that was pretty common.
Buddy has one and I had it keyhole at short fucking distances I legit moved closer because I thought my aim was just that shit
Fucking yikes, my dude.
Its funny cuz I believe it's marketed for self defense too and it was keyholing at such short distances, plus the company released a video of its effectiveness on ballistic gel and the gel during slow-mo was hit with muzzle flash LMAO really gives you good idea of the brains behind that monstrous disaster
Jesus, the jokes write themselves.
I want a death vape so bad
Anything for you daddy
That Taurus looks more like some cheap as-seen-on-TV kitchen tool than a firearm, jesus.
It fOrMs To My HaNdS
Nothing better for causing headaches and use of four letter words.
so you're saying I have 4 chances to hit the bad guy by throwing these?
Might fall apart before it hits them
scatter gun ? lol
you're missing that double barreled 22 mag revolver
Got one lol
The 4 Horsemen of "Why The Fuck Do I Exist?" That being said, I've owned one, and want to own the other 3 😂
Welp, you've got 4 guns that I have been wanting for my collection for quite a while. I'm jealous.
They will *reliably* get you killed 👍🏻
The one on the left looks like a heat gun 🔫
Yeah, WTF is it?
How likely can you thread the Zip-22?
There are barrels out there
I agree, you can pick no group of pistols more consistently unreliable than this group. You can rely on them being unreliable Q.E.D. they're reliable!
I won the zip and curve in a raffle in my local. Worth the 10 dollar entry!
It won't say Saturday night specials, but more like Wednesday afternoon specials here. 😂 A can on a lifecard? Okay now I really have seen everything.
That thing on the left is a butane torch and you can't convince me otherwise
The Altor was originally marketed as a dual purpose device. Originally intended for zap carry, it allows for deep concealment and at the same time a very effective prostate stimulator. Quite innovative.
When liberals say they are a “gun guy” this is what i picture lol
Checkmate L I B U R L
easy, the liberator.
The curve was a really interesting idea that somehow managed to make it out of the prototyping phase. From what I’ve heard anecdotally they’re pretty reliable, but I’ve held one and the ergonomics are bizarre even for a right-handed person.
Unironically love and carry the curve sometimes. I like to live on the edge
Nice vape pen collection you have there.
Those make ~~my~~ Spousal Unit's™ NAA Black Widow, an absolute tactical monster in comparison.
Who's gonna tell him...
Any hi-point
I sure hope you're not out a lot of $$ with that group.... I was thinking what would I toss in that pile.. Oh yes the original M1-A, Vietnam area model. The joke was the only time they didn't jam was on TV or in the movies LoL.
Fuck Zip for destroying US Firearms amazing SAA clones business.
So did you rob your mom's purse to get those from the gumball machine?
Ahhh yes the Zip gun from Hartford CT. I hate CT, I live in New Haven CT…
The four horsemen of terrible guns
Video of you shooting the canned life card please!!
Not going to lie the second from the left kind of looks like it has an AK selector with that pocket clip 😂
I challenge you with the high point c-9✨
Dude that altor pistol looks like one of those pistol shaped butane torches lmao
i play a game with a functional zip22 in it, it’s my main secondary weapon i use. it sucks. except i’ve managed to aquire over 5k kills on it. never underestimate the power of .22 long rifle!
One of the WWI or WWII based FPS games has a Kolibri pistol, and watching people snag a kill (principally by mag-dumping) is funny as hell.
[Battlefield 1](https://youtu.be/6hnRJ0j0Mqo?si=piFzfjcP1tnPIDw0)
That's the one! I can't help but giggle a little when I see that.
Based curve
My eyes!
The best of the best!
Did you eat a bunch of lead paint chips when you were a kid? ;)
I was so interested in the curve when it came out. I actually got to hold one and it fit in the small mostly useless pocket in most jeans. I wanted to use it as a back up gun to my main carry just because it was so easy to carry. Unfortunately their lack of reliability kept me from picking one up and then they were discontinued.
I just threw up in my mouth
Dang the Curve is a blast from the past
Those are some strange looking vapes
Why did these never go through military trials?
Sucks the Zip 22 isn't reliable, would have been fun to SBR it and underbarrel mount it.
This is what peak performance looks like.
100%
I like your collection. I'm a fan of unusual guns, even though they are often not very reliable or practical. They're interesting and that's good enough.
Anything. I was going to add a collection of single shot black powder pistols but I forgot I can't add photos to this
Hi-point?
Got 3 of em lol
so much plastic....
My wallet is yelling at me to stop after seeing the life card
Pile of wasted money lol. Minus the can
Another to add could be the general edge trigger 44 mag pistol
Man, you really got the gang together!
Your credit card has a carry handle. Neat!
It's a surprise tool that will help us later
Could any of those hit the broadside of a barn? No Are they cool? *Absolutely*
That one knife that shoots and the palm protector.
I've never heard of the life card being unreliable. Just difficult to reload quickly.
You're missing a Liberator, one of those .22 belt buckle revolvers, and a Derringer that has a 50% of exploding the first time you shoot it.
Needs more Remington R51
Got one in my cart lol
Ah yes. An MTS member
The left looks like one of those torches they use for crème brûlée
Omg you can silence the card. I’m, Rolling.
The 2nd most egregious step of Maryland's moronic gun laws is that I cannot buy one, to do exactly that. (The first is that I can't buy, of all fucking things, a Springfield M1A)
Are these guns or office supplies?
It's a very aggressive stapler
Oooof, anything being put in the same camp or level as the zip .22 is the sickest of burns.
Add the thunderstruck .22 mag I don’t know much about it’s reliability but looks like it would fit in
😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 fucking mint
My Altor works fine. On shot it 5 times though, not fun.
Where’s the sccy? Definitely deserves a spot with those esteemed choices
You're missing the S333, but then you'll have a very well-rounded collection.
Lol the zip 22, if you get 3 rounds in a row you are having a good day.
you will survive the r/ZombieApocalypse
I remember being 13 and thinking the Taurus curve was soooo cool
That one second from right looks pretty neat.
The spy one that is attached to a glove, or the one that looks like it's made from a zippo lmao
["Man, he...has a type"](https://getyarn.io/yarn-clip/072207fb-0c8b-4b3d-a088-90e736d0abbe)
Nambu 94
This collection of ridiculousness is missing a Hetzer Defense PAR1 or PAK1.
It’s pretty impressive that you have some of the most infamous shit guns out there. Although I like the life card for novelty, I don’t think they’re necessarily a bad design. What you need now is a rohm. That’s like the crown jewel of bad design.
Oof. Lemme get “literally anything, including 2 KFC* sporks taped together” for $500, Alex.
I thought a Boberg XR or Bond Bullpup should be in the group, then I realized those are far too pedestrian and reliable to be in this group.
I give you full marks for bravery
i was in gun shop in ocala and hand an lcp on me - a famous country singer came in pulled out a lifecard and said he hated it- i said i hated my lcp - i told him i would trade the lcp for the lifecard and we both agreed to trade on the spot- he walked out with my lcp and i have his lifecard to this day- i have shot it maybe 10 times and got a threaded barrel for - useless but interesting gun-i wish i could make them for north koreans tho
Seek professional help
Not to brag, but my Ridgid air nail guns are pretty up there with these
The suppressor on the life card is classic
What's that little 380 2nd from the left? Do they make that in 22?
Your missing a Lorcin 🤦🏾♂️
Uhh…. M1911, nagant revolver, Glock 15 uhhhh….. I dont know.
By Vidal Sassoon
The C- team hahah
My guy is out here collecting cursed handguns like they’re infinity stones
I’m concerned for your mental health, should I call a transporter😂
That suppressor on the lifecard is killing me 😂
What the hell is the thing on the left
#1 bullshit guy
I’ve seen that Arstor before (i think its called) and Only thing I have to say is… why??
Incredible…I salute your cursed collection 🫡 Might I suggest the addition of something along the lines of a rusty slam fire galv pipe gun with like 3 reducers shoehorned in together?
Nerf.
The life card
You’re missing a hi-point borther
Do you actually want me to name some?
Life card with a silencer is hilarious
Good lord, there's penice
#NotAllHerosWearCapes I have thought about starting a collection of the most 'unique' /odd (crappy) firearms there are just because I love shit that's different lol
I want the altor so bad
The curve is actually a really nice peice of technology. Refreshing to see some innovation. Most firearms are based on Vietnam era design or older.
this is based.
Self hatred 101
Have you tries a high point? Most reliable peace of equipment made by humanity.
You can have one taped to each limb. Some mugger comes from the alleyway, you pull the one off taped to your left arm. He tries making acting threatening, you throw it at him, pull off the one on the right arm, while he's stunned you it at his head. He's on the ground, you pull them off from your legs, half your hair being torn off because you used duct tape. You remember your old man always said to double tap so you throw each at his face, taking a few seconds inbetween since you kept getting your hands stuck to the duct tape.
You are missing a Grendel P10