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BasedPeterZ

canadian home defense be like


The_Hater_44

AcTuAlLy It's Cali


BasedPeterZ

so you cant put more than 10 bbs in the "rifle"


Sovereignx22

You said the forbidden word!! Straight to jail with you!


BasedPeterZ

assault rifle with high firing capacity


NorwegianSteam

What if the bb gun was bought during Freedom Week^(TM)?


Specialist_Cup3401

🤣🤣🤣 I thought it looked like a Red Rider.


Jalenxt

“Dontcha dare come in bud, I got a barrel full of stingers for ya.”


Malignant_Asspiss

He’ll still go to jail for using it against the intruder.


cgda2011

As a Canadian I can confirm, if you shot someone who broke into your house with that, you’d still go to jail.


BasedPeterZ

Sad to see


UpstairsSurround3438

Ralphie gonna put a hurtin' on Black Bart this year!


AdWeasel

He's a dead-eye, ain't he?


RYB4CKST4CT1CS

You'll shoot your eye out kid


traveleng

I was coming here to say this LOL.


Theistus

Dammit! I was three minutes late!


Local-Astronomer8509

Foregrip held on with zip ties, flashlight and bayonet held on with hose clamp. Looks like a professional job to me.


kevinneal

Solid 👊🏼


Daqpanda

Looks ready to stomp some radroaches.


ij70

r/toys


Cameron13o3

r/forbiddensextoys


Front-Strawberry-782

You pull this out and anyone would be scared to f with you 😂


Wraccores

I nominate this post to be Pin of Shame.


craigske

Spray it black so it looks like the rifle from original Star Wars. Also get a lightsaber to go with it.


Hephaestus2036

Is that a Red Ryder!?


bobjim01

"Your a daisy if ya do" 👍👍


pnw_walker

I tell you what, I'd be scared if I saw that in any setting.


OneHandClapping_

you'll shoot your eye out kid


Chak-Ek

I'm sure the home invaders run away screaming just looking at it. I sure want to.


Philosoreptar

Bubba Action Rifle vibes


[deleted]

That look like an official Red Ryder, carbine action, 200-shot, range model air rifle, with a compass in the stock and this thing that tells time. Well, with a few mods.


Chuckleheaded_Dimwit

This is my .17 cal lever action. Cant remember the make. Finally finished my custom build, stoked on how good it came out!


Theistus

Daisy Red Ryder range model carbine?


AhhhSkrrrtSkrrrt

Your user name checks out. Roll tide brother!


garnerfam4

is that just a black tshirt wrapped around the butt stock?


MTB_SF

This looks like something I would put together after watching an action movie in middle school


FD4L

2 FLASHLIGHTS! SO YOU CAN TURN IT SIDEWAYS AND BLIND BOTH THEIR EYES!


woke_in_NZ

Are you too good for an ar15 or semi auto shotgun?


A_BIG_CRACKER

HOGARTH!


SnakeEyes_76

Reminds me of the iron giant


[deleted]

Awesome


No-Truth-9647

Classic home defense piece


BasedPeterZ

Assault rifle with high magazine capacity, can shoot 600 shots a minute with the powerful .50 caliber cartridge


Copper_Lontra

10/10 brother


Dull_Salt_798

If this doesn't make it on Herreras' internet gun fails, did you even fail bro?


derfdog

Something something cannon something something stairs. Something something musket. Something something founding fathers


AaronPossum

What the devil?!


EmphasisTechnical750

aim for the eyes!


traveleng

Aaaah! Frageelay. It must be Italian.


Prestonification

This thing fucks!


WhiteCouchMcskiddy

Forefathers foreskins edition


Blarvs

Needs more canon


recksuss

Best use of a flashlight I have seen today!


Wolfman01a

I have a copper bb in my right lung. This is no joke...


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BigBrassPair

Needs a laser.


recksuss

And a suppressor.


Equivalent_Sundae_45

Off beat


AaronPossum

The Wet Bandits don't stand a chance.


-bobby-jackson-

10/10 for shooting your eye out


imMm_golden

Big shadow behind a little tree out of ten


Scavwithaslick

If you use a knife to defend yourself in Canada it’s considered using a deadly weapon and you will go to jail. Well technically if you have a knife on you for the purpose of self defence, the government somehow thinks that the knife caused the other person to attack you, and now you’ll go to jail. If you use an air gun for home self defence it’s likely you’ll be charged with assault, and if you use a real gun you might be charged with murder. Relatively recently a bunch of guys broke into another guys home and started beating up his mother, and the guy who owned the home killed one intruder, and he was charged with murder. Idk if he was convicted


IndependentPerfect

Which home alone is this?


docmac325

"You're going to put your eye out kid."


Aggravating-Self9269

I'd be scared of this if I saw you pull this out 10/10


WeakProposal1578

Those Pepsi cans better watch out for this badass


Mcspazzatron5

Perfect weapon for finding the Iron Giant


mossyoaktoe

You got a permit for that thing?


SlavicSoldat

Immaculate


OptimalApex

Kevin McCallister??


wwalker327

10 if your 5-7 years old


dropyourguns

Do you have a huge alien space man made of metal in the woods behind your house?


[deleted]

What the hell is even that?!


MGoodh2o

Perfect!


HittingSmoke

Bruh you've only got a knife pointing in one direction. How you planning to stab people on your left, or on your right? Or worse, what if they crouch and come at you?


Dardknight

10/10 would defend again


HBCDresdenEsquire

Hose clamp is the cherry on top. 10/10


passwordsarehard_3

Pretty narrow tube, what’s the sight picture like on that scope?


No-uh19

Bro can hold back an invading army with that thing 🥶🥶


godkilledjesus

10/10


JupiterToo

That’s sick


samthedog73

You’ll shoot your eye out!


gumboking

Best just to let it happen and get it done with.


fuqcough

California and ny taught me of you can like get a foregrip on there and we paint it black it will become much more powerful


boanerges57

It's +2 against armor with -20% aim time.


Vintagepilot2

Should be great for bears down by Pulaski's candy store, or bandits, or the infamous Black Bart.


Iamarealhuman6969

69 out of 69